Chapter 375 I am a toad
At dinner, Ted gave Harley a small mirror-like object with a diameter of only three centimeters.
“Harry, are you going to go to Old Toad’s office for solitary confinement after dinner?”
"Yeah! How disgusting!" Harry stabbed a piece of steak on the plate with the fork in her hand, as if it was Umbridge's face.
“Then take this with you.” Ted handed the thing to Harley.
Harry took it, picked it up, looked at it, and straightened his bangs.
“What is this for? A pocket mirror?”
Ted smiled: "This is an amulet that can rebound a lot of evil black magic. The old toad is definitely going to use you to establish his power, and it's not good to put you in solitary confinement. It's best if you bring this thing with you. It's best if she doesn't use it." , let her know what it means to be self-inflicted!"
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"Dong dong dong~" Harry knocked **** Umbridge's office door.
“Come in, you impolite Black girl.” Umbridge’s sweet clip sounded.
If sounds had color, then Umbridge's clip sound would definitely be that kind of annoying pink, an inappropriate pink.
Harry pushed the door open and walked in with an unhappy look on his face: "Professor, my name is Harley Quinn Potter! I am not a little girl from the Black family."
Umbridge's office has been decorated, quite luxurious, with leather sofas and the like. The walls are covered with decorative porcelain plates, with all kinds of moving kittens spinning on the plates.
And Umbridge was sitting across the table, holding a tea cup.
"Oh~ you are right, dear Potter." Umbridge said with a smile, "I forgot that the Black family already has a biological son. I am really sorry for you~"
It must be said that Umbridge is definitely not a straw bag, at least not a simple straw bag. She at least knows how to sting someone most effectively.
It can be said that in terms of evil, the talent is very high!
Speaking of which, she also graduated from Slytherin House. I have been very ambitious since I was a child.
Few people know that she can use the Patronus Charm!
You should know that the British magical community generally believes that only those upright people with righteous hearts can use this spell. This is the sign of the White Wizard.
However, this person can also use the God-calling Guard!
Of course, this is what Umbridge quietly worked hard for three years before finally successfully learning.
After all, having a patron saint is equivalent to having a golden sign, which is good for climbing up in the Ministry of Magic.
Her background is simply a detractor for her future.
She is a mixed-race, although she claims to be from a pure-blood family. But her father was actually an old wizard who worked as a cleaner at the Ministry of Magic in the early years, and her mother was a Muggle.
She also has a younger brother, but unfortunately he is a squib.
This is simply a nightmare for a person who is born in Slytherin and wants to hold a high position in the Ministry of Magic.
As a result, she cut off contact with her mother early, and her father was sent to other places by him, and he sent her a little money every month.
Her first job at the Ministry of Magic was as an assistant to a department head.
At that time, the assistant was in his fifties and she was 18 years old. She boldly launched an offensive! This frightened the old man.
However, in her youth, Umbridge was still very skillful and good at pleasing people. In a short period of time, a group of people felt that she was a very nice person and worth cultivating.
It turned out that the experience during this period allowed her to develop a clip-like sound and a girlish style. Now that she has graduated from fifth grade, she still cannot let go of this habit. It goes deep into the bone marrow!
Some time ago, after Fu Ji "enlightened the Tao in Longchang", she saw the right opportunity and took refuge in Fu Ji.
She did a lot of things during the Azkaban breakout.
It can be said that she is Fudge's gray glove. She did many of the difficult things that Fudge couldn't do easily. Very risk-taking.
Because of this, Fudge attracted attention and was sent to Hogwarts, hoping to drive a nail into the school to check and balance Dumbledore in the future.
Generally speaking, this old lady has something, but not much. It's all about being destructive, black, and reckless enough to get around.
However, her thoughtful words did not stimulate Harry to the point of going berserk. This surprised Umbridge.
After all, according to the information she collected about Harley, this girl was a very irritable and violent person, but she actually calmed down at this time.
In fact, a photo crystal has been set up in this office, which is equivalent to a magic camera.
Just waiting for Harry to go berserk, and then Umbridge takes advantage of Sirius in the name of "attacking the professor".
However, at this moment, Harley's expression was unusually cold, as if the person she just spoke of was someone other than herself.
“Okay.” Umbridge put down the teacup in her hand.
“It’s getting late, let’s get started.”
"In view of your mistakes in class, you must accept punishment." Umbridge took out a speckled quill, "You need to write a hundred times on paper, I am a bad boy."
She smiled again, her apples high but her eyes didn't move at all, "It's not difficult at all, right? A small punishment but a big warning. I hope you won't yell in class again."
"Yes, Professor. I understand." Harley took the quill lightly.
There is magic power fluctuation, which is very weak, but Harley's perception is very keen.
This is a magic item, maybe even a magic item.
She glanced at Umbridge, dipped in ink, and began to write on the parchment - I am a bad boy.
“Ah~”
As Harry made his first stroke, Umbridge suddenly screamed.
That sound was worse than the scream of a toad being stepped on by an old cow. But Harley still finished this sentence using cursive calligraphy practice.
"What's wrong, Professor?" She raised her head, and then screamed, "Professor? Professor, are you okay?! What's wrong with your face?!" Harley's voice was very concerned.
“Ah~~~~” Where can Umbridge answer Harry’s question? The severe pain on her face almost made her vision go dark.
She opened her palms to cover her face, but she didn't dare to touch the wound on her face - there was a strange wound on her face, from top to bottom, from left to right, from the left forehead to the right chin, which read -I am a toad!
The wound was deep and bright red flesh could be seen, but not a drop of blood came out.
Umbridge felt severe pain on her face and in her heart at this time - could I be disfigured? !
At this time, fear almost overwhelmed her mind.
"Call someone! Call someone! Call someone~" She started to howl.
Professor McGonagall arrived, and Umbridge howled: "It's her! It was this despicable and evil dark wizard who attacked me!"
Harry was stunned by her, "Professor, what are you talking about? I didn't attack you?"
"It's you! You're the only one here! You're the shameless little whore..."
"Shut up!" Professor McGonagall shouted, like a lion roaring!
"You are a professor! You insulted your students and said such dirty words! Aren't you ashamed?"
At this time, Professor McGonagall was so furious that her eyebrows stood up, her eyes were so wide that they were about to freeze, and even her neat hair was fluffy—really like a furious lion!
Umbridge was so calm that she forgot about the pain on her face.
“I, I have evidence! I have a photo crystal here!”
As a result, Professor McGonagall got the photo crystal and played it back - it turned out that Umbridge gave a dark magic quill to Harry and asked her to write, but the effect appeared on Umbridge herself!
"I only saw you abusing dark magic items and illegally punishing students! I will complain to the Ministry of Magic! Now, stop your whining. Follow me to the school hospital!"
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Where can Harry get some sleep when he returns to the dormitory? So excited!
She took out her Utopia double-sided mirror and started telling her friends in the group about this exciting incident.
"Ted! Ted! Your stuff is so useful! The toad was bitten by his own quill, and a line of words appeared on his face, just like a knife cut! Oh my god! It's so relieved! This **** toad actually provoked me The relationship with the family! Damn it..."
Hallie vividly described what happened in the office to everyone.
Also highly praised Professor McGonagall!
“I just discovered today that the most reliable person in this school is Professor McGonagall! She will be my idol from now on!”
Neville: Although Professor McGonagall is strict, he protects us the most.
Jerry: I hope Professor McGonagall can become the principal in the future.
Ron: Professor McGonagall is known as Hermione~
Hermione: fist.jpg
Ted watched everyone in the group chatting enthusiastically, and he was also thinking: What is the old man Dumbledore thinking?
He should be able to think that if he doesn't arrange a new professor, Fudge will definitely take the opportunity to install someone.
And what can Fudge's men be like? Crooked melons and cracked dates.
No matter how you look at it, it looks like Lao Deng is conniving at this and doing it deliberately.
What is that for?
Is it possible that Lao Deng wanted to let students see the sinister and dirty side of society? Recognize the ugliness and incompetence of bureaucracy that can’t even tell the difference between a duck’s neck and a rat’s head? !
Whether he arranged it this way or not, by the time Umbridge leaves school, most students will not have a good opinion of the Ministry of Magic.At least Fudge's current Ministry of Magic will definitely be spurned by the students.
These are students from grades one to seven, the future of the wizarding world in Great Britain.
It is simply nailed to the pillar of shame!
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Umbridge did not come to class the next day. It was said that she was not feeling well.
However, the twins and Li Qiaodan have spread the full story.
So much so that many students pretended to be sick and squeezed into the school hospital, stretching their necks.
However, I don’t know whether it was Madam Pomfrey’s intention, or whether Umbridge’s quill is really powerful—it’s definitely not Ted’s “reflector” that doubled the rebound by increasing the quantity without increasing the price!
In short, Umbridge stayed in the school hospital for two days, but was unable to be cured.
The wound on his face never healed and was always in pain. And the content is extremely shameful!
Madam Pomfrey prepared a potion, using Motla rat tentacle juice as the main ingredient, and asked Snape to brew it.
It is said that it takes half a month to be completely healed!
Before this, the pain could only be treated by taking some painkilling potions, and the face could only be covered.
Snape: I did it on purpose! I was being merciful without adding any poison!
Then, the students saw the new professor wearing a veil and hat in class.
I never expected that even the top hat and veil are pink!
It’s muddy!
Umbridge puts on the mask of pain, which undoubtedly confirms the content of the story.
Although her old face is disgusting, many people are now curious about what she looks like behind the veil.
At the same time, it also proves that this girl is a badass!
I couldn’t solve the problem myself, so I had to ask other professors for help.
With the help of Ted and others, everyone in the Utopia forum and the Hogwarts section has reached a consensus of contempt - Why should such a loser be a wizard? Go home and raise pigs!
This incident also made some people in Slytherin hesitate.
Speaking of which, Slytherin has indeed been somewhat silent in the past two years.
Although the Quidditch Campus Cup is still firmly in hand, the House Cup has changed hands for several years.
Last year, it was difficult to get a Malfoy as a warrior to represent Slytherin in the Seven Wizards Tournament.
From then on, this kid started to get close to the people of Ravenclaw and Gryffindor!
Traitor!
For Slytherins, bulking is the norm.
Unless there is a character like Senior Tom, most of the time they are in small groups. They are unanimous externally, but very different internally.
Among Slytherin's students, there are many descendants of Death Eaters, but in addition to those representing the Death Eater faction, there are also Ministry of Magic factions, pure-blood family factions, as well as powerful factions and middle factions.
They overlap and overlap each other, but overall it's a mess. It cannot be unified without strong people.
After Umbridge became a professor, the students sent by the Ministry of Magic became more active.
The so-called Ministry of Magic students are students whose family members work in the Ministry of Magic.
Most of their internal rankings are arranged according to the position in the family. After graduation, they usually go to the Ministry of Magic for an internship and then become a full-time employee.
The so-called Six Dynasties were just private affairs, and they were the same everywhere.
Now that the Ministry of Magic is obviously going to reach out to schools, wouldn't he be able to make a difference?
However, Umbridge's actions make people distrustful.
If this was the hand that reached into the school, wouldn't it be chopped off? Too rubbish, right?
Slytherin is supposed to be shrewd and cunning, but how many of the characters who have lived in the Snake House for generations now have this characteristic? Snape? !
The Snake Yard of the next generation is filled with a group of incompetent gangsters, including the simple-minded gangster type with well-developed limbs, the violent and brainless type, the insidious and brainless type, the civil war insider and outsider fighting idiot type... in short, there is no venomous snake style.
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“Hey, did you hear that? Lavender is in love with Hufflepuff’s Endero!”
“Who?”
“A third grader.”
“Huh? Eat young grass!”
Half a month after Ron and Lavender ended, Lavender found another love.
Jerry was eavesdropping on the side, and his ears stood up: Brother, congratulations, your girlfriend is going to be in love!
Ron felt very uncomfortable when he learned the news.
I didn’t expect that you would find trouble twice so quickly. Don’t you want to take a break?
Also in a panic, Ron sent a message to Lavender and asked her: "Where is your old friend, the pretty French wizard?"
Lavender: Ha, looks good! He is not as good as you!
How can one sentence offend two people? !
Ron was squatting in the hut chewing sugar cane. The more he chewed the sugar cane, the less it tasted.
Of course, it’s over when it’s over, and it’s definitely impossible to get back together.
As the saying goes, love doesn’t know where it starts. It gets deeper once it goes forward, weakens again, and becomes exhausted three times.
So be it!
That night, Ron was drunk.
The wine was bought in Hogsmeade Village through Anzu - Fire Vodka, bought from Three Broomsticks.
There is a young lover’s dream partner there~the plump boss lady!
Jerry admonished his good brothers: "What men fear most is: deception after trust, heartbreak after sacrifice, alienation after intimacy, perfunctory after affection, separation after getting to know each other, and loss after cherishing...Brothers, be strong!"
Ron immediately shouted hoarsely: "Are you kidding me, I dumped her!"
Ron drank too much. After all, the Fiery Vodka was really high in alcohol content.
Forced to accompany the drink, Jerry took a sip and immediately breathed out fire!
Ron drank too much and talked too much. He began to talk about his emotional experiences.
It’s not just Lavender. At first she was saying that her first love was a dog and she would never fall in love again!
Then he quickly started talking about it from the three broomsticks boss lady - dancing and gesticulating while talking.
“That’s how she served the wine at that time. That **** was in that position...that figure! Tsk~”
In a word: This wave is extremely difficult to operate!
Jerry: Wonderful, fast updates, I can’t sleep at night!
Ron: The water here is too deep, you can’t control it!
Jerry: Just drive, daddy will figure it out!
Jerry remembered a saying - time is like a ditch, there will always be time if you squeeze it.
Ron smiled - time is like a ditch, no matter where you go, it will be gone.
Compared to Ron, a veteran, Jerry is still a child after all~
But when it comes to body shape, Jerry thinks of Sydney—it seems a little slow!
This won’t work! I need to check with Ted to see if there are any recipes for replenishing the body. By the way, Harley can use it too!
White people develop very quickly. They look more mature when they are fifteen or sixteen years old than in China when they are seventeen or eighteen years old. My friends are all grown up, but some of them are very ugly and cannot grow in the right place!
As a result, Ted quickly achieved results.
Ted: Recently, at Jerry's request, we are developing new things. You girls will absolutely love it!
Hermione: Could it be that your research on the Philosopher's Stone powder has yielded results?
Hallie: Staying young forever, isn’t it true that you stay young forever! Give it to me too!
Ted: I think you should consider whether you are stunted. Look at Hermione~
(Ted: I have half the medal of merit~)
Harry, who was in the cafeteria, looked down at his toes... He's only grown tall, not a bear! A veritable little Harry Potter~
So, a very unhappy Harley asked Ron with a arrogant look: "Why do you guys like big ones?"
Ron, who was eating, didn't even raise his head: "...We have the little ones ourselves!"
“Hahahaha~” Jerry almost lost his breath from laughing.
Ron added: "But Harley, you don't have to be afraid, you have no breasts."
Duang, just one punch!
Malfoy's sense of crisis suddenly came over: "I just like small ones!"
Duang, another punch!
Harry: "Neville, tell me!"
Neville saw that the eyes of the two people in front of him were blue, and Harry's eyes were burning with blue fire, and his fists were smoking. He was so frightened that he stuttered: "Ah...oh, ah, Abba Abba! Abba Abba!" !”
Harry slapped the table: "Speak to me in human terms!"
Neville: "Ugh...you still have it."
Before Harley could smile, Jerry patted Neville on the shoulder: "Congratulations, Neville, you have learned to lie!"
Duang, another punch!
According to research, when the human body is in love, it secretes a lot of love hormones. Among them, there is a hormone called phenylethylamine that can make people confused and produce pleasure. It will make you eager to be with the other person. But the peak concentration of phenylethylamine only lasts from six months to four years, which is the time of a love affair. Therefore, people themselves are not long-lasting love creatures. Undying love goes against nature. Therefore, when people get married, they should not say things like "I will never leave you no matter how poor or rich I am." Instead, I put my hands on selfish genes and evolutionary psychology and swear that I will go against my instincts and my nature and love you forever...
(End of this chapter)