Chapter 33 The new king of the dark cooking world
Ted, Harry, and Hermione all looked suspiciously at Ron, who was not yet good at lying.
Ted: Why is your face yellow?
Ron: The wax applied in the cold weather (the cake is hard and the teeth are gritted)!
Ted: Why is it popular again?
Ron: Radiant (I lied)!
Cute Neville really believed it, picked up a rock cake that weighed heavily on her hands, and just took a bite, "Ka~"
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
They already learned a lot of "proper nouns" from Ted.
Ted picked up a piece of rock cake and tried the taste—is this for people to eat? This is a teething stick for three-headed dogs, right?
Rock skin cakes are similar to small biscuits with raisins.
It should be rock-like with a cracked surface, but by no means rock-hard.
But Hagrid seemed to have misunderstood it. He really baked the rock cakes as hard as rocks.
If Hagrid eats it, his chewing muscles should have the right taste. But for ordinary humans, it is too advanced.
Ted stuffed the cake into Yaya's mouth and served Yaya to eat the cake!
Listening to the chewing sound of teeth rattling and bouncing, it feels like chewing a fragile bone.
The teeth are crackling, with relish, the mouth of the teeth is really good.
Ron was fascinated by it, envious: If I had such a mouthful of teeth, I would eat the world and eat the world, and Voldemort would be a fart!
Everyone didn't eat the pre-dinner snacks, and their stomachs were rumbling, waiting for the main meal.
Even Ansu couldn't wait any longer. In the past, he would have gone to the kitchen to make French fries. I haven't eaten yet!
Keep calling on the hanger: "Dinner~Dinner~quack~"
Ted beckoned, let it fall on the table, and fed a piece of beef jerky to appease him.
Seeing Ron and Jerry looking at him with bright eyes, he had to hand out two yuan, and then shook his head: "How much? Not much!"
Unfortunately, no one understands this stalk. Lonely~
Hagrid heard Ansu's cry, observed carefully, and asked, "Is it a human-speaking raven? It's well-raised!"
"Don't worry, it will be ready soon." He said, throwing some side dishes into the cauldron.
The dish Hagrid cooks is called Beef Chowder, and it's really a veritable "chowder", where all kinds of messy things are put in it.
Ted saw with his own eyes that he threw a pair of large peeled paws of an unknown creature like bear paws into the pot!
Everyone looked at each other, watching Hagrid stir the hodgepodge with a huge spoon, and felt that he had overlapped with the image of the old witch who boiled potion in Muggle fairy tales.
Can he eat this?
It’s fine with the poison resistance of the half-blood giant, so don’t eat us and send us to the school hospital? !
Seeing Hagrid's intoxicated expression, Ted had to admit that he was already an outstanding representative of the dark cooking world.
Ted: Please Hagrid, I can give you a recipe, stop wasting food like this!
In the end, it was Ted himself who made a meal of roasted pumpkin and roasted potatoes as the main food, and a stew mainly made of dried meat and vegetables.
In the end, Hagrid finished half the pot of soup by himself, and praised Ted's soup as delicious. Also ask for the secret recipe!
Ted: It’s MSG, I put MSG~
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While chatting after dinner, Ted discovered a magazine next to Hagrid's bed—"Fantastic Beasts and Magic".
"Can I have a look at it?" Ted asked, pointing to the magazine.
"Oh, of course!" said Hagrid.
"A niche magazine about magical creatures. It has published many newly discovered magical creatures from other worlds in the past ten years, and has always been at the forefront of the field of magical creatures. My favorite, I subscribe to every issue."
Ted nodded, watching with relish. The main thing is to find out if there are any familiar creatures.
Seeing that Ted was looking at it seriously, Hagrid was very happy, and said, "Ted, I can lend it to you if you like, but you have to return it to me, and I still want to keep it!"
Ted quickly thanked: "Thank you, I like it very much, but there is no need to borrow it, I have already finished watching it!"
Although I haven't read it through, I have written it all down, and I will read it slowly in my spare time.
To Ted's surprise, he actually found Professor Quirrell's article in that magazine. He is very insightful about the crossbreeding of magical animals.
Of course, there are a lot of critical voices in magazines. They say he's a lunatic!
After all, it is immoral or even illegal to breed new magical creatures privately.
But who cares about this kind of thing?
The law is full of loopholes. For example, Ron's father was the head of the Department of Prohibition of Misuse of Muggle Items in the Ministry of Magic. As a result, the laws he made specifically left a back door for himself, not to mention other more powerful pure-blood families.
The law mainly controls those wizards who have no power or power. For powerful wizards, it all depends on self-consciousness.
Like Hagrid, he doesn't pay much attention to the laws of the Ministry of Magic.
In his opinion, I can raise whatever I want~
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On Sunday morning, Ted found Neville and Jerry talking to an exasperated Ron.
"What's wrong" he asked.
Jerry explained: "Because of Dean..."
Dean Thomas is one of the roommates of Neville, Ron and Jerry, and he is black.
It turns out that the black kid Dean is a football fan, and the British are normal.
As a result, when explaining football rules to roommates in the dormitory, he had a big fight with Ron.
Because Ron thinks a bunch of people who can't fly are fighting for a ball on the ground, what's the point? Can't you prepare a few more balls? You can't use your hands, don't you know how to use sticks? Hit each other with a stick!
Ron: That's it? That's it? ! (mocking face)
As a result, they quarreled as expected.
"That's it." Ted nodded without commenting.
Ron got excited instead, and asked Ted: "Ted, tell me, is that Muggle football really interesting?"
Ted put down his chopsticks, thought for a while, and replied: "Ron, you have to know that there are many, many Muggle entertainments and sports. There are more than a dozen kinds of ball games alone. Don't quarrel or belittle others because of differences in hobbies." Hobbies are not suitable."
"This has nothing to do with Muggles or wizards. You like wizard chess, and he likes gobstones. It doesn't affect your friendship. What's more, you live in the same house for seven years."
That night, Ron apologized awkwardly to Dean and gave him a Dumbledore chocolate frog card.
The little black boy Dean was so happy to see the moving Dumbledore!
Ted couldn't help sighing when he knew it: Ron, it's you!
Five people ate a total of six of this thing on the train.
can also fool Dean who grew up in the Muggle world.
It is worth mentioning the Potions class in the last week of October.
Under Snape's watchful eyes, Neville, who was so nervous and clumsy, became Snape's punching bag once again, with a venomous tongue.
Speaking of which, Snape is absolutely elitist and doesn't see the existence of any idiots. There is misogyny, the kind that gets angry when you see a fool.
Although he doesn't like Hermione, who knows everything, and Ted, who is always calm and calm, I can see through everything, but Hermione and Ted are at least smart people. He especially couldn't see Neville.
However, Neville didn't cry after the old viper's venomous tongue!
Although his tears were rolling in the circles of his eyes, they still didn't fall.
He really listened to what Ted said, and he is working hard to become brave and strong!
Snape didn't expect Neville to become stronger. Instead, he wondered if his level of poisonous tongue had dropped, and he wanted to continue to be poisonous.
Harry and Ted couldn't see it, and they all expressed their support for Neville.
Snape gave Harry a flat look, then turned to Ted and said, "Five points will be deducted from Ravenclaw for contradicting the professor!"
Ted glanced at Snape indifferently, and said in his heart: Only five points? Did you not eat? Be stronger!
Harry: What about me? come! Deduct my points!
It’s the last day of this month, don’t waste your monthly pass~
(end of this chapter)