Chapter 320 Fudge: You can do whatever you want, I'm screwed!
Fudge is planted!
Fell a big somersault! Planted a ruthless!
During the two years, he did not know how many dignitaries and wizards from other countries met in secret, how many benefits he promised, how many smiles he lost, how many things he gave away... What did he get in return?
In exchange for endless abuse, in exchange for reprimand from the International Federation of Wizards.
In front of 70,000 to 80,000 wizards all over the world, his face fell to the ground, and he was trampled to pieces.
Fudge was drunk, drank his sorrows away, and was very drunk.
However, others will not stop scolding you just because you drink too much.
Not to mention those wizards who almost lost their lives because of this Quiz Cup, even most British wizards feel that their ministers are stupid, and they may be the most stupid and incompetent Minister of Magic in the past fifty years.
The obvious thing is that the possibility of Fudge's re-election has infinitely approached zero.
And in this case, Fudge is somewhat broken.
Fudge's drunken eyes are hazy: You are amazing, you are noble, you can scold me now!
Okay, that's great, you guys are amazing! You elected me, have you ever thought about what I can do?
Let me tell you, I don't want to be a puppet! Do you know what kind of bullying I suffer here? Do you know how I was bullied?
Just because I have no money and power. I'm useless, I'm **** incompetent!
Dumbledore is amazing, everyone loves you!
What a broken place! Broken place! Broken place!
I just want to make some achievements step by step, step by step.
I just want to be re-elected! What am I doing wrong? !
I don't want the pure-blood family to bully me again! I can't take it anymore, I don't want Dumbledore to oppress me!
You think I'm incompetent! good! I want to be an incompetent and stupid minister who makes you feel uncomfortable and makes everyone feel uncomfortable!
When a politician starts to behave badly, even a little afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and becomes a fun person, the fun will be great.
Fudge was in his office, holding a wine bottle and showing a heiyan smile as if someone had spoiled it.
At this time, the magic phone rang—this thing was the technology provided by Ted, and the pure-blood family started to use it in the Ministry of Magic.
Well, how good is it? You are everywhere!
"Hey, I'm Fudge, hurry up if you want to scold you, there's still a queue behind, don't waste other people's time."
"Oh, it's Principal Ajin!"
"That's it! I support you... No, no, no, you misunderstood, I have always been open to new things. It would be great if there were more participants in the competition, wouldn't it? It's just that the other two schools don't It's just too easy to do."
"Of course, I definitely support you. But if only one school in Waggadu joins, I'm afraid the Germans and the French won't let go easily. But, if we can bring in more schools!"
"Haha! What's wrong with having more? There's no harm. It's lively!"
"Okay, then it's settled. I will definitely vote for you!"
Fudge, who put down the magic phone, laughed like an idiot, with a very strange expression.
His whole mentality and aura have changed.
It is said that without desires one can be powerful. In the past, Fudge groveled and slavishly succumbed to power, but now he doesn't ask for anything, he just wants to have fun!
He is no longer the Fudge he used to be!
…
Let’s not talk about Fudge’s metamorphosis.
Ted is also busy here.
After all, the opportunity is rare. If you have done something good, you can't let it go for nothing!
Take the opportunity to promote yourself, reputation is also a rare resource. Rare!
Especially this time Ted is still famous in the international magic circle, and it is still a task [Queen's Cup Chaos Rescue (Red)].
gave Ted 300 points of reputation in the magic world of Great Britain and 300 points of reputation in the world of magic circles.
Strike while the iron is hot and fry up the heat. It would be even better if we can promote a wave of Utopia!
At such a time, it is natural to find Rita Skeeter, her queen stylus.
Words are amazing. Maybe just a few simple changes in words can produce a completely different feeling.
So, professional things should be done by professional people!
That night, Ted fell into Rita Skeeter's dream.
This is a new ability discovered after Ted's psychic level 9. Ability to enter the dreams of previously imprinted targets.
The connection between matter and spirit is the dream, which is a very magical place.
Ted lay on the armchair, closed his eyes and fell asleep, his mind had already entered the spiritual sea, and followed the vague spiritual connection, and entered Rita Skeeter's dream.
Now, Rita Skeeter's dream is her home, a pale pink bedroom with dim lights.
Compared to the real bedroom, the details of the dream are a bit blurred, such as the texture of the floor, such as the things placed in front of the makeup mirror...but here is more atmospheric!
how to say? The atmosphere is more ambiguous...
Ted just opened his eyes and found something very wrong.
I was actually hugged by Rita Skeeter's thigh!
Generally speaking, this will not happen.
Unless she had dreamed of herself in her dream, she would have directly descended into the image of herself in this dream!
Rita Skeeter may really like green, even her pajamas are made of light green silk...
Ted: Huh? ah? ? !
Something is wrong, something is wrong!
"Run!" Ted was out of the dream in an instant, and jumped up from the chair with a jolt.
Ron, who was designing the supporting weapons of the mech, gave him a strange look: "What's wrong? Have a nightmare?"
Ted hesitated for a moment: "It's not really..."
Is it a nightmare to almost lose my virginity thousands of miles away?
But in the future, you can’t easily enter the dreams of the matchmakers, it’s too dangerous!
…
Finally, the task was released, and Ted used the double-sided mirror video to assign the task.
But he always felt that Rita Skeeter was looking at him in the wrong way—green light!
In the "Daily Prophet", an article criticizing Minister Fudge's inaction and incompetence was freshly released.
By the way, a group of Hogwarts students used the newly invented utopia system to save many people! Contemporary Outstanding Youth~
You know, many of the articles written by Rita Skeeter criticized the Ministry of Magic!
After all, criticizing the authorities is often a traffic cipher.
Of course, there will definitely be exaggerated statements in the article-there are so many mourners, mothers holding the dead bodies of their children and crying, seeing dozens of charred corpses being carried out of the camp, and so on.
In fact, hundreds of people were slightly injured, and less than ten people had broken arms and legs, but for wizards, it was just an overnight injury.
The next day Hermione saw the newspaper and felt disgusted instinctively: "Why didn't she say that we fought a Battle of Verdun here!"
Harry asked strangely: "What is that?"
Hermione: "A very famous Muggle battle in the First World War, known as the meat grinder. The Battle of Verdun caused about 714,000 casualties in 300 days of **** fighting."
Ron grinned: "How much?!"
A battle wiped out more than 20 British magic circles? !
The newspaper also said that Ludo Bagman, the director of the dignified Magical Sports Department, organized gambling during the Quesc Cup, but later absconded in fear of crime because of a large debt owed to the goblin!
Many wizards who won the bet did not get the rewards they should have, and even lost their bets. Sure enough, it was fierce!
Originally, Ted thought that Fudge would put pressure on the newspapers and media to suppress articles that scolded him and praised him as much as possible.
Ted: I have mastered the new media platform, I am afraid I am the only one who uses the weapon of public opinion to attack you. Are you still fantasizing about banning me? !
As a result, the other party is like a normal person, completely flat and scolding!
One punch hit the cotton~
What Ted doesn't know is that now when Fudge eats at night, he always drinks with the articles scolding him in the newspaper!
If you play badly, if you play badly, you will be invincible!
Just a few days after the Quiz Cup broke up, Fudge faced another problem: Recently, a lot of goblins of unknown origin appeared near the residence of the elves!
There are a large number of Goblin tribes, with hundreds more and thirty or forty less. The strong ones are at level 7 and 8, and the weak ones are at level 2 and level 3.
These goblins that came out of unknown cracks are in a very primitive state, wearing rags or animal skins, and holding sticks, stone axes and the like.
But they have a different kind of attachment to elves! When you see it, your eyes shine, your saliva drools, and your third leg is propped up!
Even though they were invincible, they harassed them day and night—at the cost of their lives.
What the **** is this goblin from the world? !
The magic level of the elves is not bad, but the number is too small. I couldn't stand being harassed, so I asked for help.
Fudge swiped a pen: send a hundred strikers to wipe out the goblins.
The subordinates immediately complained. The accountant said that there was not enough money, the striker said that there were not enough people, and the officials of the pure-blood family said that they should not look at it anymore?
In short, it is very difficult!
Fudge just chuckled: Difficult? Then don't do it!
Directly write to Elf Elder: We can't help, so please be blessed!
The officials of the Ministry of Magic are all stupid: Oh, what are you doing~
(end of this chapter)