Chapter 173: Your **** is awesome, right?

Chapter 173 Are you a chicken brother?

Ted and Hermione knock on Lockhart's office door.

"Who?" Lockhart inside was busy, startled.

As a result, Ted and the others pushed the door open and came in, "Professor! We heard that something happened. Malfoy was taken away by the monster in the secret room. We heard that you are in charge of investigating the secret room. We know the clues... wait, what are you doing?" ?”

Ted's puzzled expression stunned Hermione behind him: How could he act so well? Didn't you say to find Lockhart to block the curse? He was able to act like he didn't know anything!

Hermione could only hide her body behind Ted as much as possible, so as not to let Lockhart see her face, she was really afraid that her expression would reveal something.

At this time, Lockhart was still holding a wig in his hand and was about to stuff it into the suitcase, but he was suddenly blocked by his proud disciple. At that scene, he felt that his toes were going to dig through the castle up.

"Oh, this... that... You know, I have a lot of things, so I will tidy up often. It is a good habit to clean the house often. Have I told you that I cleaned up the house and won the favor of the witch? Let me tell you..." Lockhart used to run the train.

But Ted ruthlessly interrupted: "Professor! What time is it? There is no time to clean up the house. We must go to the secret room to save Malfoy. We have found the entrance to the secret room!"

"Oh, the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets, yes, the Chamber of Secrets... well, but Professor, I have my own plans, and I can't make a fool of yourself to know." Lockhart still talked about him.

Two eyeballs wandering around the room, looking at those photos of myself with bared teeth on the wall, or those gorgeous robes hanging up, a lot of fan letters that haven't had time to answer... just can't look at Ted and Hermione anyway .

This is a proud disciple who has always worshiped himself, supported himself, and gave himself the best care!

Now, am I going to lose this student I really like?

He will never go to the secret room, whoever wants to go, so he didn't slip away!

Ghost knows that Hogwarts still has such a thing. I didn’t have it when I was in school!

What is Dumbledore doing? Are you old and confused?

"Professor, you are Lockhart, the famous Lockhart. Now that we have found the Chamber of Secrets, together we will be able to rescue Malfoy! Just think about it, by then you will be the savior of Hogwarts and the shining star of the British wizarding world." Star, the Ministry of Magic must award you the Order of Merlin, First Class!"

After what Ted said, Lockhart was really tempted. When he thought of the Minister of Magic awarding him the Order of Merlin with a smile on his face, many reporters took pictures of himself with cameras, and countless witches screamed for him, wow!

etc! But that is the monster in the secret room! Dumbledore is at a loss what to do, am I going to deliver supper?

"Okay! Ted, I won't hide it from you, there's no way I'm going to that **** Chamber of Secrets. I shouldn't go back to this **** Hogwarts! No honor, no praise, no flowers and applause, Nothing! Those **** little wizards think I'm a fool! Damn!"

The collapse of an adult is instantaneous, and Lockhart suddenly collapsed emotionally. He threw the wig in his hand to the ground, kicked and crushed it with his feet!

Damn shampoo! Damn hair loss! Damn reporters and **** publishers!

Damn it! Damn it all!

If someone looked carefully, they would find that Ted's eyes shimmered at this time.

After venting for more than a minute, Lockhart suddenly woke up, but the matter had come to an end, and he didn't intend to hide it anymore.

"When I went back to school as a professor, I thought I could establish a teacher-student relationship with Longbottom and hype up my reputation. But he doesn't know how to flatter him at all! If only he was as sensible as you, Ted. It's a pity, a pity you shouldn't Come!" Lockhart's eyes became fierce.

Ted also put away his expression and became serious.

"Professor, Professor Lockhart, let me ask you again, are you going to save Malfoy?"

"Don't bother! Ted." Lockhart's hands moved to his waist without a trace.

"Actually, the stories in your book are not your personal experience, right?" Ted said calmly.

Hearing this sentence, Lockhart froze for a moment, his lips trembled, and his pupils dilated involuntarily: "What nonsense are you talking about! That is of course my personal experience, and I am recognized as a great adventurer!"

Ted's words pierced Lockhart's heart like a steel gun. He felt that his legs were weak and he was a little unable to stand, and fine cold sweat began to ooze from his back and forehead.

"I...those...fufufufu, well, it's not really my story. I found those wizards, befriended them, made their stories out, and wrote a book as my own. But it's not my fault!"

"It's all the readers' fault! Readers love to read stories about me as the protagonist! Who would like to see a sloppy hare-lipped old wizard in his fifties or sixties solve the female ghost in Bandung, or a black and old witch with amulets How about expelling werewolves, and the story of a skinny ascetic feeding a snowman on a snowy mountain!"

Lockhart talked more and more vigorously, as if he had found a backbone, he immediately became more confident.

"I just made the story better! For readers to enjoy! What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me!"

At this moment, he was sitting behind the desk with his hands covered by the table, he quietly touched the wand at his waist, and looked at his proud disciple and Hermione behind him.

My student is a well-known academic master, and he is also very good at duels. He once won ten games in a row.

But I believe that as long as he makes a surprise attack, he can forget everything that happened today with a forgetting spell.

As for Hermione behind him, that studious girl is nothing.

Making up his mind, he pulled out his wand instantly, and suddenly a colorful phantom flashed past. Lockhart felt a sudden sharp pain in the back of his hand, and the wand in his hand fell to the ground involuntarily.

Taking a closer look, there was a huge **** standing on his desk!

The feathers are bright and colorful, the cockscomb on the top of the head is bright red, and there is a pinch of white hair parted in the middle, which looks very artistic.

A pair of big chicken claws are probably as big as a size fifty Bigfoot, golden skin, sharp and terrifying claws...

It is too high, standing on the table is more than two meters, and it is condescendingly looking down at itself, and the look in the eyes is very majestic.

Chicken Brother: Are you a good chicken brother?

After successfully transforming the chicken, Ted has been thinking about how to take the chicken with him. After all, if he encounters a basilisk, he has no time to go back to find the chicken.

Since the cultivation and evolution knowledge of Pokemon is used, it is natural to think of the Pokemon Ball.

But I didn’t get the knowledge about Poké Balls!

But it doesn't matter, just try it like this.

It doesn’t require any compulsory containment or taming ability, just carry one with you.

Combine the space extension spell with magic like DND's magic pocket, and then use alchemy to make a main body...

Then Fantastic Beasts Poke Ball, version 1.0, was born!

Just now, it was Ted who suddenly took out a walnut-sized magical animal ball and released Brother Chicken.

Brother Chicken pecked Lockhart's hand with a thunderous jingle.

Ted waved his wand, and Lockhart's wand flew into his hand.

"Professor, if you don't want your secret to be made public, you should come with us to save people. Besides, the Malfoy family is also a well-known pure-blood family. It's just such a single seedling. If you rescue him, old Malfoy will treat him badly." about you?"

"But if you run away, maybe you will be angered by old Malfoy! When the time comes, old Malfoy, who is in pain of losing his son, can really do anything..."

Ted didn't have the same sincerity as before at this time, and Lockhart sweated a lot when he said something.

He felt as if he had never really known his favorite student.

He forced a smile: "Well, Ted, you are right. I will go to the secret room with you to save people, can you return the wand, I can't go empty-handed, right?"

Ted weighed Lockhart's wand, which was made of cherry wood, "Don't worry, Professor, I will definitely return it to you before the battle."

(end of this chapter)

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