Chapter 239: I was so excited last time, I still bought a coffin!

Chapter 239 I was so excited last time, I still want to buy a coffin!

The restaurant was full of guests. As soon as he got off the carriage, Cui Rong pointed at the candied haws sold by the street vendors. Cui Yun had no choice but to lead her to buy.

Shen Hua didn't want to move, so she stood by the carriage and waited. That is to say, Qinghou is at his side for protection.

Bored, Shen Wei looked at the crowd, and waited for such a sentence.

"Miss, do you want to buy honey?"

A vendor with large and small bottles on his body stepped forward. As he walked, the bottles collided with each other, making a very pleasant sound.

"The top-quality wild honey here is all good, which can clear away heat, nourish the middle, detoxify, moisten the throat and relieve pain, and can cure all diseases!"

Shen Hua shook her head.

Peddler didn't back down for this. He even boasted about his honey endlessly.

"This honey is the sweetest."

"Couples who seem to be in harmony with each other will be able to love each other like glue after a sip!"

Shen Hua slightly widened her eyes.

Do you know what you're talking about?

Still you take me for a fool!

The girl seemed to be taken aback by this sentence.

The merchant is even more like singing, opening his mouth and coming: "If the lady has a favorite son, he can take a sip and taste it. I know that you are well, and I will come to propose marriage the next day!"

Shen Hua blinked and listened quietly to his blowing.

Vendor: "This item is not expensive, it only costs nine hundred and ninety-nine renminbi. Ladies, buy one bottle for peace of mind, buy two bottles for your satisfaction, and buy three bottles for your wish!"

"Don't believe me, lady, there are not a few people who want to buy this thing! But I have no chance with them! Even if those people give 10,000 taels of gold, I will not sell it!"

The girl laughed.

"You continue to talk."

"Does this honey have other curative effects?"

"Of course there are!"

"The person who bought honey from me last time was an 80-year-old lady who walked tremblingly with a cane. How could she ever want to eat a bottle, walking like flying!"

Shen Hua couldn't hold back: "Wow!"

The merchants came to power.

"There is also a woman who has been begging for a child for many years, but her stomach has not moved. She ate honey and diagnosed Ximai!"

Shen Hua: "It's amazing!"

The vendor straightened his chest: "Before eating honey, the lady needs to make a pious wish, and then bow three times to the east, so that everything will come true."

Shen Hua: "Understood."

The vendor held up a bottle and put it close to his face: "If you want a child, eat it! If you want marriage, eat it, if you want wealth and wealth, eat it too!"

Shen Wei nodded heavily, and just when the vendor thought she was going to pay, the girl asked trickily: "But why do you have so much honey and are you still just a vendor?"

The vendor smiled.

Seeing that he was stopped by the question, he ran out of words. Shen Wei was very considerate: "Is it for the salvation of all sentient beings?"

Vendor: "Yes!! It's not easy for anyone these days, so naturally I can't let others lose hope for selfish reasons!"

"You and I are destined, so I will give the lady a zero, nine hundred and ninety characters! How about it?"

He could obviously grab it, but he insisted on sending a bottle of honey.

What a conscientious businessman!

Shen Hua said softly, "I won't buy it."

Vendor:? ? ?

You ask if you don’t buy it!

Listen so carefully!

Isn't he tired of talking so much!

Shen Wei waved her hand: "You don't have to thank me."

The girl said very seriously: "I just let you have a mouthful."

The vendor left cursing.

As if, there are many peddlers selling. Soon, Shen Wei ushered in the next one.

"Miss, do you want to buy a shroud?"

The vendor stepped forward enthusiastically.

"At that time, my family's ancestral craftsmanship made shrouds that could keep the flesh from rotting for ten days."

That is to say, with a calm face, it’s okay to sell fake honey, and the left and right ladies are fresh. But the shroud is so unknown. He was about to drink people away, but he didn't want Shen Hua's eyes to light up.

"What you said is true?"

Shen Wei thinks it makes sense.

She nodded seriously.

It is said that there is money everywhere in Shengjing under the foot of the emperor, and the merchants are here to make a fortune. But he was on the road to sell for a day. It's **** to be scolded for not even talking about a business.

When promoting others.

—My shroud is ready!

—I* belong to your uncle! roll!

—Made with ancestral potion, which can keep the body alive for many days. Young Master, can you keep one for yourself?

—Curse me? What's wrong with you! I live well, I owe it to buy it?

When promoting Shen Hua.

—that shroud...

—Stop talking, I’ll buy it.

-ah?

—You say the number!

Vendor:? ? ? !

He was overwhelmed with excitement.

"Miss is really filial, which elder of yours is this for?"

Shen Hua was also very excited.

"I wear it myself!"

The maiden's white glow, she is obviously very weak, but under some makeup, she has red lips and pink face, icy muscles and fine bones, and there is nothing wrong with it.

The peddler is a fine individual, and he praised him again and again.

"Thank you!"

What happened to buying a shroud? It's the same reason that people should not shy away from medical treatment when they are sick. Save it for emergencies, maybe it will be used someday.

Shen Hua bit her lip and asked, "It's just soaked in the potion. I wonder if the smell will remain on the clothes?"

"Won't!"

The vendor patted his chest: "If the lady is gone, you can ask your family to take out the shroud early, whether you smoke the scent of osmanthus or search for the fragrance of plum. It doesn't matter."

That is clear:? ? ? what are you saying! !

How can someone speak so unpleasantly!

"Look at the lady's dress, she must be a fine master. This person is fine in life, and he must be fine in death. What do you think?"

But these few words touched Shen Hua's heart.

Her eyes were shining, and she had completely sunk under the dealer's golden tongue.

I was so excited last time, I still bought a coffin!

"Can I take a look first?"

"Of course it is possible, if the lady is sincere. It doesn't matter if you wear it!"

"I have red, green, white, all kinds of colors! The shrouds on the market are all lifeless, but they are not new at all. People die like this once, and there is no room for regret."

Shen Wei thinks! Introduce this person to her coffin master! !

Shen Hua was completely taken care of.

"You said it was the secret medicine passed down from the ancestors to soak the clothes. If so, can I decide the fabric and style?"

"It's possible, the lady wants silk and satin, and brocade is also available, but these need to be provided by the lady. I can make the style according to the drawing, but it will take time, and the price..."

Shen Hua: "Don't talk about money with me! Do I look like someone who can't afford it!"

That is, I can't hear it anymore.

He hurriedly persuaded: "Lady, this subordinate thinks..."

Shen Hua: "Shh."

There was a lot of voices on the street, and Cui Yun led Cui Rong over. He has good hearing, and he could hear the voice carefully from three feet away.

The man's lips tightened.

Cui Rong cried out in pain: "Second uncle, you hurt me."

Cui Yun immediately loosened his grip. He walked over with Cui Rong, and stuffed a candied haws in Shen Hua's hand.

"What are you talking about?"

Cui Yun looked at her and asked word by word: "What do you want to buy?"

The vendor was very enthusiastic: "This is the lady's husband, ah! The doll is so big? They say that the father of Xiao Xiao is a girl, and it seems to be true."

"My lady, why don't you order two more?"

The merchant said sincerely: "Maybe, they walk neatly!"

(end of this chapter)

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