Chapter 985 I am here to humiliate you
Chapter 982
Jia Ping'an stood outside the door with a thin book rolled up in his hands, looking at the people in the room leisurely.
The room is very quiet.
An expert looked at dozens of sheets of paper on the case table, and on them were the enlightenment readings compiled by everyone's brainstorming.
"What are you doing here?"
An expert said coldly.
Jia Pingan looked around the crowd slowly, and said with a smile: "I heard that you are waiting to talk about me. You want to get an enlightenment book to embarrass me, and by the way, you can dig out the roots of new learning, so I am here."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
One person laughed, and immediately the experts in the room laughed.
They laughed so happily that some even held their bellies in their hands, leaning back and forth.
"Oh!" An old expert covered his stomach, laughing out of tears.
Li Yifu went outside and wanted to come in, but his confidant shook his head slightly and pointed to Jia Ping'an's back.
Li Yifu stopped and stood on the side.
Jia Ping'an took the initiative to deliver it to his door, which is to bring shame on himself.
The old expert wiped away his tears, panted, and said, "I waited for dozens of scholars to brainstorm for a long time, and I finally decided on the direction yesterday, and most of it has already been achieved. What's the purpose of Mr. Jia Jun here? Want to witness the enlightenment book we compiled? So..."
The old expert looked at the crowd and said with a smile: "Everyone, I think I'm the Duke of Quanjia."
Here comes the self-defeating one!
Everyone nodded.
"Should."
"I also ask Mr. Jia to correct me."
"I'm waiting for dozens of people, but I think it's far less than Junjun Jia alone."
Jia Ping'an was a little curious.
Why are these experts hostile to themselves?
The gentry are naturally hostile to him, but what about other experts?
Why is this also the case?
There is only one possibility.
envy!
He thought of one thing...Yesterday he met an official from the Ministry of Rites, who used to smile when he saw him, but yesterday he had a straight face.
The opening and opening of the school completely ignores the Ministry of Rites. The larger the scope of the school, the more responsive the Ministry of Rites will be.
The education system including Guozijian is subordinate to the Ministry of Rites, but the school is independent of the Ministry of Rites. This is a country within a country.
So the Ministry of Rites is dissatisfied, and this dissatisfaction spreads into indifference.
The opening of the school offended another group of people, these so-called celebrities.
As long as they have a share in everything that involves education, even if they don't get involved, you have to send someone to invite them. They either came to participate, or reservedly said that the old man is very busy recently, so they didn't go.
They were respected and the school was given peace.
But both the emperor and Jia Ping'an obviously left this group of celebrities aside.
The big cake of the school has nothing to do with them.
Are you going to say that they rejected the invitation from the school?
Sorry, I can refuse you, but shouldn't you invite me again?
Jia Ping'an remembered an incident in his previous life, when the company held a promotional event and needed to invite a few "highly respected" celebrities to attend, so he invited them.
The company knew very well that no one wanted to come, so it was very perfunctory.
Sure enough, he refused as soon as he went, and the rejection was very forceful.
No time!
With the arrogance of a celebrity.
Do you want to go down there?
The little girl who follows has just joined the work, and feels that celebrities are really hard to serve, so let's not go.
But the person in charge said meaningfully: "Maybe nothing will be achieved if you go, but you will be troubled if you don't go."
The other one left his mouth open and said casually: "It's easy to see the King of Hades, but it's difficult for the little devil."
Then they invited several celebrities to come, so they couldn't die... A celebrity actually agreed.
The face of the person in charge was extremely ugly at that time.
The little girl was overjoyed and thought it was a grade.
On the day of the event, the expert squatted there and gave a speech, and the person in charge applauded wildly...but the people below gave some applause sparsely.
The little girl was surprised, "Since no one likes them, why invite them?"
The person in charge smiled wryly: "Many things... have to be done."
The little girl felt that she had suffered the first social beating.
She thought it was over.
But a few days after the event ended, one of the company's affairs got stuck.
It’s legal!
Why am I stuck?
The boss was furious.
The person in charge of the event quietly went to report, and the boss's office suddenly seemed to have encountered a storm, and all kinds of things were smashed!
The person in charge of the subsequent event brought a gift...By the way, he also brought the little girl, saying that it would be pleasing to have a young girl following along, isn't it?
They came again to the homes of the celebrities who hadn’t been there…
The little girl looked at everything numbly...apologizing, deeply apologizing.
Followed by drinking.
The drunken celebrity dipped his fingers in the wine, wrote a traditional Chinese character on the table, and asked with spring in his eyes, "Does my sister know this word?"
The little girl shook her head, and the celebrity immediately told her the evolution history of this traditional Chinese character and its meaning.
That face is getting redder and redder.
Flushing!
The little girl went to Master Jia afterwards, "Actually...these are all faces."
It’s a face not to be invited, and it’s a face not to go when someone is there... It’s a face to invite guests to drink, apologize and flatter, and it’s a face to have a little girl at the wine table...
Jia Ping'an replied, "You are about to start reborn."
From the Tang Dynasty to the later generations, celebrities still haven't evolved, and they still have the urine.
It's my business not to go, but later, when it was profitable and famous, why didn't you invite me again sincerely?
So the positions of these people changed.
Master Jia became a villain.
Do you think this matter is injustice?
No injustice!
According to the practice of later generations, Jia Ping'an should bow his head at this moment, invite a guest, apologize, and satisfy the psychology of those celebrities, so everyone is happy.
Li Yifu felt the same way.
Is it a good thing to be enemies everywhere? It's always right to win over some people!
The old expert folded the papers together, with some contempt and pleasure in his eyes, "Mr. Jia, please advise!"
The experts all looked at Jia Pingan with a smile.
"Mr. Jia, don't be stingy!"
"That's right, I've been compiling it for a long time, and I think there are a lot of mistakes. Mr. Jia Jun is very knowledgeable, so he can definitely give some pointers."
Holdness, contempt, and disdain hang on the smiling faces...
For the first time, Li Yifu felt that Jia Ping'an was unlucky.
He heard footsteps going in.
Very monotonous and lonely.
Jia Pingan walked to the desk and picked up the dozens of sheets of paper.
The eyes of the experts were on fire, as if Jia Ping'an could be ignited in the next moment.
Jia Pingan looked at them, loosened his hand, and the paper scattered.
Those reserved and contemptuous faces froze for a moment, and then flushed with anger.
"Bold!"
"You bitch, you despise us!"
"Today, the old man will definitely not give up with you!"
"Find Li Xianglai and tell him that Jia Ping'an humiliated us!"
"..."
Amidst the menacing noise, Jia Pingan slowly put the book in his hand on the desk, turned and left.
"He actually left?"
"You want to leave after humiliating me?"
"Stop him!"
An old expert stopped Jia Pingan.
The expert before the case picked up the book, spit on his finger, and then froze for a moment.
There are words written on the cover!
"Sound Enlightenment?"
Sound rhythm?
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Experts think that Jia Ping'an is here to make a joke today.
No, it came out of shame.
Li Yifu outside wanted to cover his face.
"Clouds to rain, snow to wind. …"
There was disdain in the expert's voice.
"Sunshine against the clear sky."
The old expert frowned slightly.
"Laihong is to the geese, and the resident bird is to the singing insect."
The expert's voice paused for a moment, and there was joy in his eyes.
"Three-foot sword, six-jun bow, Lingbei faces Jiangdong."
Experts praised: "The allusion of the three-foot sword comes from Han Gaozu, and the allusion of Liujun bow comes from Zuo Zhuan, which is wonderful!"
"The Palace of Qingshu in the world, the Palace of Guanghan in the sky."
For the first time, there was more surprise in the eyes of the old expert.
The same is true for Li Yifu outside.
Qingshu Hall is in Luoyang, which teaches geography. But what is Guanghan Palace?
The expert said: "There is a note here. Guanghan Palace is a rumor. It is rumored that there is a palace above the moon, called Guanghan Palace."
"Smoky willows and green willows on both sides of the strait, a garden of spring rain and apricot blossoms."
An expert praised: "Beautiful!"
"Two temples are windy and frosty, the visitor who travels early on the journey; a cloud of mist and rain, the old man who fishes late by the stream."
The lips of the old expert trembled.
He glanced at Jia Pingan.
The old expert dodged obediently, watching Jia Pingan go out.
Li Yi's Mansion is just outside the door.
Jia Pingan glanced at him, then left.
The voice inside still continued.
"Years versus revolutions, differences versus sameness, old people versus yellow boys."
this…
An expert murmured: "These can teach children a lot of knowledge, and more importantly, beauty, the beauty of rhythm, my voice of China should be passed down through the ages, and advertised through the ages!"
An expert slapped the table violently, blushing and shouted: "Enough!"
The expert who was reciting was taken aback.
He looked up at the expert who slapped the table, and said softly, "Be gentle."
Then he bowed his head again.
The sound of reading resounded again in the room.
"The river wind meets the sea fog, the shepherd boy meets the fisherman."
"Yan Xiang is ugly, Ruan Tu is poor, north Hebei faces Liaodong."
Li Yifu walked in.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Li Yifu shook his head and asked, "Can the five-year period continue?"
Dead silence!
Li Yifu walked out.
He looked down on such celebrities.
But many scenes are indispensable to them.
The confidant was a little shocked, "Sanggong, dozens of people here have tossed and tossed for a long time, and finally came up with something like a program, which has not yet been prepared to fill in. He even came up with this Enlightenment of the Rhythm by himself. I have never heard of it before. It can be said that every word is a pearl, and it is even more beautiful. How did he do it?"
"Talent!"
Li Yifu looked at the blue sky, and even the crisp autumn air could not make him feel better.
"He has been leisurely, going to the Princess Mansion, playing with the children, teaching his disciples, going to the Ministry of War to ask Ren Yaxiang for leave, and entering the palace... I haven't seen him think about this matter."
My confidant thinks this is really a mess.
"Every word is precious! Could it be that he figured it out after a little thinking at night?"
Li Yifu said flatly: "Back then, Shangguanyi claimed to be a poetic talent, so he was proud of it, but after meeting Jia Pingan, he was ashamed several times. Now whenever he writes poetry, he will definitely see if Jia Pingan is there..."
"Such a person! The old man never competes with him in knowledge, and competes with him... These idiots!"
Back home, go around to show your merits.
"Aye, did I copy it well?"
"The one you copied was sent to the palace, and the queen will definitely agree after reading it."
After the Enlightenment of Tone and Rhythm came out, Jia Pingan asked the boss and Doudou to copy it.
The boss's share was left with the experts, while the share of Dou Dou was sent to the palace.
"Aye, I want ice cream!"
"It's getting cold!"
The old father had a stern face.
"Aye..."
The little padded jacket tugged at his wrist, and his whole body fell down.
Jia Pingan dragged her around and shouted, "Ah Fu, come and see your sister!"
Ah Fu glanced lazily at the tree.
"Aye..."
…
Wu Mei held the Three Character Classic in her hand.
"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good..."
She watched slowly, reciting from time to time.
The prince is here.
"Auntie."
Empress Wu did not move.
"Auntie!"
Empress Wu frowned, which means don't bother me.
After reading it all the way, she let out a sigh of relief. He picked up another book next to him.
"Take a look, Prince."
Li Hong took it and opened it, his first reaction was...
"Aniang, this word is so immature."
"Copied around."
The prince was taken aback for a moment, "That's a good word."
He slowly finished reading Enlightenment of Rhythm, and raised his eyes, "Aniang, this book..."
"Your uncle did it."
There was more relief in Wu Mei's eyes, "I said that he has been wandering around these days, and he is not afraid of shame. Who would have thought that he would come up with this Enlightenment Book at random. Enlightenment is difficult. Thousand-Character Essay is good, but it is empty. Children are not willing to read it. The Three Character Classic is catchy, and it contains truth knowledge. I thought he would never publish another enlightenment book, but who knows that he wrote another beautiful rhythm enlightenment, although some The local rhythm is wrong, but it will be fine to change it later... Great!"
…
The "Datang Enlightenment Textbook Compilation Committee" that had just been established was disbanded, and they didn't even have time to receive a share of money.
Experts left the imperial city dumbly.
"Mr. Li!"
An acquaintance smiled and walked to the expert's side, "You are... but have you compiled it?"
The expert was dumbfounded.
The acquaintance was surprised, "Mr. Li..."
The expert glanced at him and said flatly, "Don't get in the way."
"I'm not in the way!"
The acquaintance watched him staggering forward and asked, "Mr. Li... you said you wanted to humiliate Jia Pingan yesterday, what are you doing today..."
The expert turned his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and he roared: "This old man is incompetent! Is that enough? This old man is not Jia Pingan's opponent, no, this old man and others are not Jia Pingan's opponent. Are you satisfied?"
The acquaintance was stunned.
The expert forced him over, and sprayed the acquaintance's face with saliva, "I can't do it, and dozens of people can't do it, and they all watched Jia Pingan casually create this book of vocal enlightenment to humiliate us, humiliation! Is it enough?! Is it enough!! "
The acquaintances had never seen him look so crazy, they were frightened, and nodded subconsciously, "Enough is enough."
The expert nodded, and suddenly his eyes turned red, and he burst into tears, "Dozens of people! Dozens of celebrities have racked their brains, but they can't compare with the sound enlightenment that Jia Pingan randomly made, dozens of people!"
Acquaintances got the information: Dozens of scholars were compiling enlightenment books, but they lost to Jia Pingan's Enlightenment with Rhythm.
They racked their brains, but Jia Pingan just played around.
They lose their temper in defeat, but feel aggrieved and want to vomit blood.
"Dozens of people!"
The expert roared up to the sky, "It's all a bunch of hogs!"
…
Jia Ping'an compiled a book called Enlightenment Enlightenment, dedicated to Enlightenment.
The compilation of dozens of scholars who forgot to sleep and eat failed.
In mathematics, Jia Yu was immersed in his homework.
Cheng Zheng's voice came from behind, "Mr. put the scroll in his hand, and just walked in like that. Those celebrities humiliated him...Mr. didn't talk too much, just put the rhythm enlightenment on the table, and then left, but It was stopped by someone."
Xu Yanbo scolded: "You bitch, I feel that the humiliation is not enough."
"Exactly."
Cheng Zheng smiled gloatingly, "Then someone read the Enlightenment of Rhythm and read it... You didn't see the faces of those famous people! They said that there are all kinds of colors..."
Xu Yanbo felt itchy, "How did you know?"
"There is a small official...you understand."
It is normal for some people in this class to have connections.
"The person who stopped Junjun Jia was dumbfounded. Junjun Jia just said lightly to give way, and he obediently moved away..."
A student laughed and said, "Isn't this trying to humiliate Mr. and be humiliated instead?"
"Mr. is so knowledgeable, I just don't want to argue with them. But those people pressed harder and harder, and Mister broke in in a fit of anger, and the faces of those so-called celebrities who were hit by a book of Enlightenment of Rhythm were hurt."
"Mr. is indeed Mr.."
Is Aye so powerful?
Jia Yu looked up.
The students are very excited.
Yes.
We are new students.
is not the same as those celebrities.
In the past, Jia Pingan never told them about his time outside, and Doudou still thinks that his father is just an ordinary official.
Jia Yu was able to know these things because he studied mathematics.
"Mr. is here."
Everyone sit down quickly.
After Mr. came in, he said with a smile: "The book just came out, the rhythm is enlightening, I think you should read it later."
Everyone is happy.
"You know everything?"
Mr. was a little resentful.
"This is for enlightenment. It was written by Mr. and is now being printed with movable type. You can buy it later and let your younger brothers and sisters at home read it."
A student said: "Sir, women should not study!"
This is a world where men are superior to women, and women's tasks are to bear and raise children, and to care for their husbands and teach their children.
Jia Yu stood up, "Why can't women read?"
Student said: "Women take care of their children at home, why do they study?"
Jia Yu pressed his hands on the desk, wishing he could spray it.
"This has nothing to do with duties. Women should also have the right to know the world."
Everyone is laughing.
Jia Yu was very angry and said loudly: "Mothers who study can bring out smart children!"
All laughter dies.
Jia Yu sat down.
The husband said approvingly: "Yes, mothers who study can teach their children from an early age. Such children are better than ordinary children. In addition, my husband said that men are human beings, and women are also human beings. You can go to the market to see that the bag-carrying is the same. There are women, and there are also women who do business... If there are no such restrictions, what can women not do?"
He tapped on the table with his fingers to remind the students to pay attention.
"You are looking for society, turn to page thirty-eight."
Everyone found the textbook from their school bags and turned to page 38.
"It is despicable for a man to gain a sense of accomplishment by imprisoning a woman's rights."
"Women can also hold up half the sky!"
…
Brothers, the jazz is asking for a ticket!
(end of this chapter)