Chapter 939 I have long wanted to smoke you
"The body is leaning back, and the feet are suspended in the air, unable to exert force?"
Xu Jingzong glanced at Li Yifu maliciously, "Li Xiang, why don't we give a demonstration?"
Li Yifu felt that it didn't matter, "That's fine."
Xu Jingzong walked behind him, Li Yifu immediately turned around vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"
"Ren Hongzhong was hugged from behind, I will try to hug you."
"Why didn't the old man hug you?"
Xu Jingzong looked at him, "You are so thin, look at the old man..."
Old Xu has a wide heart and a fat body, but Li Yifu has lost a lot of weight.
Li Yifu sneered and said: "It's fine for others, you... the old man can't believe it."
If Xu Jingzong takes the opportunity to lay a black hand on the old man or something... others can't do such things, but Xu Jingzong will do it with peace of mind.
Xu Jingzong was inevitably a little resentful, and Li Yifu was surprised when he saw it.
Old dog, he really wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to make trouble.
The person who knows best is your opponent!
Li Zhi's heart moved slightly. He is an emperor, so naturally no one dared to hug him from behind.
But... let me see, why is Jia Ping'an so confident...
"Did Jia Qing try?"
Of course, Jia Pingan also fought back then. Damn, I remember one time when someone hugged him from behind and kicked him with his legs hanging in the air, not to mention head-on bone, even when Te Niang kicked the opponent's guy, it just hurt a bit.
In that situation, if you want to use your feet to severely injure your opponent, you have to lean your body back extremely, and use your back to find a point of force from the person who is hugging you.
But Ren Hongzhong's waist was hanging in the air at that time, and it was even more difficult to break the head-on bone underneath... How could a young man who had never practiced do this?
"Your Majesty, I have already tried it at home."
Jia Pingan did not forget to make a publicity for the new study, "Mechanics tells us that when a person hits a person while standing and punching, the reaction force will be fed back. The reaction force goes from the fist to the arm and finally to the foot...so why is the strength insufficient and the foot is not strong enough?" A steady person throws his fist hard and hits something, and then he will fall backwards, this is the reaction force..."
"Ren Hongzhong was hugged from the armpit, and everything below the waist was suspended in the air. He had no way to borrow strength!"
"Leverage?"
Li Zhi was puzzled.
"right."
Jia Pingan stepped up and stood still, then punched.
This punch...
Li Ji shook his head, "Not cruel enough."
Master Xu Yu smiled and said, "Could it be that the British Duke can be more ruthless?"
Old Xu did not mean to be sarcastic, but Li Ji felt that he had been hit by an arrow.
"This is exerting force. Your Majesty, please see that when you swing your fist, you have to move from your feet. If you want to swing your fist, your feet move first. According to the newly learned law of motion, the force is fed back to the ground, and the ground immediately gives your feet a reaction force." .The reaction force extended from the calf to the upper body, and finally turned into a punch..."
Jia Ping'an punched.
I go!
Why is there no boxing style?
I remember when I watched a boxing match in my previous life, those boxers could carry the sound of wind every time they punched.
"And Ren Hongzhong's lower body is hanging in the air, and there is no feedback force, so how can this kick break Chen Jin's leg bone?"
Jia Pingan said decisively: "I dare to assert that Chen Jin's leg bones must be completely broken, as if he was hit hard!"
He looked at Sister A and found that Sister A was dumbfounded.
"Why? Just because Ren Hongzhong's kick can at most cause bruises on the calf, but it will break the head-on bone... Chen Jin will definitely be terrified and beg them to strike softly. But in order to succeed once, he can only hit hard!"
These are speculations!
The medical officer is here.
Jia Pingan asked: "Is Chen Jin's fracture completely broken?"
The medical officer nodded, "Mr. Jia even knew about it?"
He found that the monarch and his subjects were silent, Qi Qi looked at Jia Pingan.
"Xiao Jia!"
Ren Yaxiang was overjoyed.
He was already mentally prepared to become an official, and he was ready to teach mathematics, but he didn't expect... this matter could turn around.
Master Xu Yu took a deep breath, "I thought there would be no problem with this matter, but I didn't expect Xiao Jia to..."
Li Zhi couldn't help laughing.
Wu Mei said something in a low voice, and the emperor's face darkened instantly.
What did sister say?
Jia Ping'an was very curious.
"Try it."
As a moderate, Li Ji felt that he should test it.
"Who's coming?"
Looking at the prime ministers, Li Zhi suddenly realized that this group of important ministers couldn't afford to deal with it... They are all very old, what if they play off?
"Wang Zhongliang!"
The emperor's punching bag, pistachios, confidants...Wang Zhongliang stepped forward, "The servant is here."
Li Zhi pointed at him and said: "A guard hugged him from behind... I don't worry about others, Wang Zhongliang will definitely not dare to lie."
Sure enough, His Majesty knows our loyalty... Wang Zhongliang burst into tears, and instantly felt that his strength was overwhelming, wishing that an assassin would appear so that he could fight.
A well-built bodyguard came up and hesitated, "Wang Zhongguan's body..."
"We have plenty of strength, just use it!"
Wang Zhongliang is full of confidence.
Another guard stood in front of Wang Zhongliang.
"rise!"
The guard easily hugged Wang Zhongliang from behind.
"Kick hard!"
Wang Zhongliang tried his best to kick a few times, but because he couldn't use his strength, it seemed useless.
The guard got kicked in the head, but it seemed that nothing happened, and he was even a little confused.
"Change someone!"
Useless slaves!
Li Zhi shook his head, Wang Zhongliang said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, the servants just can't use their energy!"
"Watch."
So another guard came.
One is hugging the guard, and the other is standing in front of him.
"Kick!"
The guard blushed and kicked, hitting the bone of the guard in front of him.
"Hiss..."
The guard who got kicked gasped.
Ren Yaxiang's complexion was slightly pale.
broken?
The guard looked up, "Come again!"
This time it was even more unreasonable, the more kicking the more boring.
"It's boring! It's boring!"
The guard who was the target lifted up his trousers.
"A bruise."
The medical officer touched it with his hands immediately, "The bones are fine!"
Li Yifu said happily: "Your Majesty, this guard has been training hard and is much stronger than Ren Hongzhong. He can't stop kicking his leg bone. How did Chen Jin's leg bone break?"
Li Zhi looked at Jia Ping'an, feeling a lot of joy in his heart.
He is creating a group of ministers with the same heart and strength. If he changes to a group of ministers who are not in the same heart, it means that a traitor is planted in this group, and there will be an extra opponent.
So he has to deal with the matter of Ren Yaxiang.
Even if he couldn't bear it, he still wanted to send a strong signal to the outside world.
Jia Ping'an argued for Ren Yaxiang's memorial, but it was just an empty cry, and Li Zhi put it aside after one glance.
Unexpectedly, Jia Pingan gave him such a surprise right away!
"I..."
He almost blurted out that he wanted a big reward, but fortunately he stopped in time, and then glanced at Wu Mei.
It was all your instigation, which made me subconsciously feel that I owed Jia Pingan, so I wanted to make up for him.
But this minister really makes me happy!
Li Zhi nodded slightly, "Jia Qing will investigate this matter."
Wu Mei glanced at him.
You don't look like a king at all!
Waiting for the courtiers to go out, Li Zhi sighed happily: "Those people are waiting for the news of Ren Yaxiang's appointment. I think it will be very exciting if they know what they will look like after being found out."
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Out of the main hall, Ren Yaxiang bowed his hands solemnly, "Xiao Jia, thank you for your kindness."
From now on, I can walk sideways in the Ministry of War!
Jia Pingan immediately took Bao Dong and others to Ren's house.
Ren Hongzhong's expression was gloomy, and he was just numb after seeing Jia Ping'an.
"Who was the one who kept you from behind that day?"
"Wang Song."
"Lead the way to Wang Song's house."
Ren Hongzhong was stunned, "This is..."
"Just do it! By the way, you look quite leisurely. I will advise you, Aunt... to double your daily homework and practice it by the way."
It will be very cool boy!
Ren Hongzhong still wanted to ask questions, but the butler coughed dryly, "Young Lord, this is Duke Jia, hurry up."
A group of people arrived outside Wang's house immediately.
"Call the door."
Jia Ping'an was looking at the buildings on the left and right, feeling quite comfortable traveling around.
"Look at these mosses. When I was a child, I would like to come to this place to search for bugs or plants I have never seen before. I am so curious."
Children will be full of curiosity about the world when they are young, and they have to ponder for a long time about everything they see... This is the way they understand the world.
"At that time, the moss will be pulled off...the bugs will be trampled to death."
Children feel that bugs are the malice of the world, so they trample them to death.
Bao Dong was very curious, "The children of the rich and powerful wouldn't be like this?"
"They don't stand a chance."
Jia Pingan gloated, "Of course the rich and powerful will not allow their children to play in the mud, but my family's is okay."
Jia Pingan never stops children from exploring the world, playing with mud, looking for bugs... He even takes them to play with them himself.
So those people said that Jia's children were different, but they couldn't tell why.
"Who? Ren Langjun?"
The Wang family opened the door. The door was startled for a moment, and then said with a cold face: "Mr. Ren has something to do... By the way, Mr. Xiao Lang has been very busy recently and has no time to see guests."
Jia Ping'an smiled and said: "Prime Minister Ren is about to fall, so the Ren family will become stinky shit. There is no grandfather who is a prime minister. Let's see what your old friends would look like."
It's always been the icing on the cake.
This is a drama about the warmth and coldness of human feelings.
Ren Hongzhong's face was stiff, "I have something urgent."
Menzi shook his head, even contemptuously, "Xiao Langjun is not free."
Ren Hongzhong was a little sad, "I..."
"No matter how much you talk, he won't open the door."
Jia Pingan walked over with someone from the side, "He used to smile at you because the Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty stood behind you. He was smiling at power, not you. People are very strange, always Treat other people's power as your passport... You should wake up this time."
Menzi saw that there were so many of them, and when his expression changed, he was about to close the door.
Bao Dong put his foot against the door and said with a sinister smile, "Ask again, is Wang Song here?"
Menzi glanced over Jia Pingan and the others, feeling a bit fierce...
"exist!"
Lei Hong tugged at the beard on his face, "Maybe let him come out and see?"
Menzi trembled, "Xiao Langjun is not free..."
Jia Ping'an sighed, "I don't want to eat a toast, but I don't want to eat fine wine, why..."
As soon as the words fell, Bao Dong slapped the door, and then kicked him down, and walked in first.
"Come here! Come here!"
Menzi’s screams brought more than a dozen people...most of them were guards, and an old man and two middle-aged men were in the lead.
"who is it…"
The eyes of the old man burst into anger, "Who dares to come to Wang's house to find trouble?"
His expression changed suddenly, "Mr. Jia?"
The middle-aged man behind him said in a low voice: "Aye, Jia Ping'an is not a good person. It's about Erlang and Ren Yaxiang... Maybe he just came to investigate this matter. Let's be more careful."
The old man nodded slightly, "You don't need to teach me how to behave for my father, just shut up."
Jia Pingan walked over slowly, "Wang Dengxiang!"
The old man cupped his hands, "I've seen Duke Jia."
"Call Wang Song out, I have something to ask him." Jia Pingan didn't greet him, and made a request directly.
Wang Dengxiang chuckled, "This old man seldom sees Duke Jia, since you are here today, please go in and serve tea..."
"No time." Jia Ping'an glanced at the back, saw a servant cautiously dawdling behind, and smiled: "It's a good guy to play tricks in front of Jia. Come on, take another step..."
The servant stopped, looking ugly.
Wang Dengxiang suddenly changed his face, "What's the purpose of Junjun Jia?"
Since you don't give face, then turn your face.
Jia Pingan squinted at him, "Call out your grandson Wang Song."
Wang Dengxiang sneered and said, "Are you a government official?"
It's not the government... Sorry, no one can come to Wang's house for questioning.
Jia Pingan took a step forward, "Jia was ordered to investigate this matter, you can try to stop it..."
Behind Bao Dong and Lei Hong Qiqi held the handle of the knife, rushing over with killing intent.
Wang Dengxiang's eyes were like a kaleidoscope, with various emotions swirling in them, and finally turned into a smile, "What do you dare to ask?"
"Don't ask if you shouldn't."
Jia Pingan glanced at the structure of the Wang family's house, and praised: "It really is a rich family."
Wang Deng turned back and said, "Call Erlang here..."
He was winking, and the middle-aged man understood and prepared to go to the backyard.
Then he privately warned Wang Song, telling him to kill him without knowing it.
But just a few steps away, there was a big man with a thunderous face beside him.
The middle-aged man felt cold, "You..."
Lei Hong said with a grin: "Want to report the news? You can try."
The two of them entered the backyard and found it outside the study all the way.
"Young Master, don't touch it!"
"let go."
"Xiao Langjun..."
"It's really creamy."
The voice in the study is not right.
"Spring is in full bloom!"
Lei Hong couldn't help shaking his head, and when the middle-aged man was about to call someone, he kicked open the door of the study.
Boom!
The door of the room opened, Wang Song was sitting on the stool, and a maidservant whose upper body was stripped was sitting on his lap, the two of them were blushing...
"Mother, Bai Rixuan*."
Lei Hong went over, grabbed Wang Song with his hands, and then dragged him down.
"ah!"
Wang Song and the maidservant both screamed.
"Dress!"
Lei Hong glanced at the two of them, held the hilt of the knife and said with a grin: "I'll give you three breaths, if you can't wear it well, I'll let you enter the palace to serve His Majesty."
Shua!
Wang Song immediately pulled up his trousers, put down his robe, and a well-dressed scholar returned.
"Hundred riders to do business!"
Lei Hong only revealed his identity. He glanced at the middle-aged man, "From now on, anyone who I think you are waiting to inform each other is an accomplice!"
In the front yard, Wang Dengxiang is testing.
"...the old man and Li Xiang also have some friendship..."
"Li Yifu?"
"right."
Lao Li, could it be you, a 25-year-old boy?
Jia Ping'an thought it was impossible.
Li Yifu dared to do anything else, but he dared not betray.
He dared to take money and break the law, relying on the power given by the emperor, and the price was to bite those opponents for the emperor... This is the hound. Once the hounds raised show their teeth at the owner, they will become dog meat in the soup pot.
Dog meat is a great tonic, so later generations have the saying: He Shen fell, and Jiaqing was full.
Heshen is the dog raised by Qianlong. This person's corrupt money can be called a big tonic pill, which makes Jiaqing's mouth full of oil.
Jia Pingan glanced at Wang Dengxiang, and said calmly: "I and Li Yifu are enemies."
Burning incense and burning the wrong god, or even burning the enemy of the **** I want to worship, this embarrassment cannot be added.
"Ah Ong save me!"
Wang Song came, with a panicked face, and after seeing Wang Deng back, he became much more stable.
Wang Dengxiang said with a cold face, "If you have any questions, please ask."
Bao Dong stepped forward, "Please stay away."
Wang Dengxiang shook his head, "You will be tortured later, so I have to watch."
Bao Dong was about to scold, Jia Pingan nodded, "Alright, let them see Baiqi's torture skills."
Baiqi's torture skills can be said to be the best in the Tang Dynasty. There are serious offenders who can't pry their mouths open at the Ministry of Punishment, and they often ask Baiqi to take action... The complexion of the Wang family changed drastically.
Bao Dong unsheathed the horizontal knife, "I came here in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring torture tools, so I will bear with it..."
Wang Song trembled all over, his complexion changed drastically, "Ah Weng, save me!"
Lei Hong behind him stepped out and kicked him to the ground.
Bao Dong held the scabbard knife and asked, "Who ordered you to frame Ren Hongzhong..."
At this moment, Ren Hongzhong came out from behind Jia Pingan.
Wang Song hissed: "Never...never..."
Jia Pingan said lightly: "Do it!"
Wang Deng Xiang's eyes were about to burst, "Jia Ping'an, how dare you!"
Jia Pingan waved.
Snapped!
Wang Dengxiang covered his face and was about to scold, Jia Pingan said flatly: "Beeping non-stop, I have long wanted to slap you."
Bao Dong over there swung the sheathed horizontal knife violently.
Snapped!
With some dull slapping sounds, half of Wang Song's face turned into a pig's head.
Bao Dong raised the horizontal knife again.
Wang Song's eyes were terrified, "I said...I said, it's Ah Weng!"
The horizontal knife falls.
Snapped!
The face on the left has also become a pig's head.
Bao Dong said apologetically, "I'm sorry, it was confiscated."
Jia Pingan grabbed Wang Dengxiang with one hand, and slapped him until his eyes stared like gold stars. Then he said slowly: "The caramel given by the Shandong gentry is very sweet? But it's sugar-coated cannonballs. The moment you shoot, can you Feeling refreshed...how big your heart is, how tragic the retribution will be at this moment...come here!"
More than ten hundred riders stepped forward, each of them held the handle of the knife with one hand, held their heads high, and said, "Here!"
Jia Ping'an glanced at everyone in the Wang family.
"No!"
Wang Deng fell to his knees with a puff, and cried out in tears: "Thousands of mistakes are all my fault, Mr. Jia, I am responsible for this alone. Please spare my children and grandchildren!"
"late!"
Jia Ping'an said flatly: "I don't cry if I don't see the coffin... The men who took down the Wang family, all the women are in the backyard, and they are not allowed to go out!"
"yes!"
A few hundred riders went to the backyard.
The big men looked at each other, and Lei Hong shouted: "Give up the knife and kneel!"
A big man shouted: "We are deeply favored by Alang, come on!"
This stupid ratio!
Wang Dengxiang closed his eyes in pain, "I am willing to plead guilty!"
The big man was stunned.
Such idiots are rare, Jia Pingan frowned and said, "Chop it up!"
The knife flashed, and the screams in the yard became one.
Jia Pingan stood in the center, with a group of people kneeling in front of him.
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