Chapter 903 Li Jingye is angry and strikes
Ordinary people would refuse to invite Jia Pingan to a brothel, but Tang Xu was different.
The two of them and a few old brothers from Baiqi went all the way to Pingkangfang.
"It's been a long time."
Tang Xu sighed as he looked at the prosperity in front of him.
"Yeye used to be proud of the brothel back then, but now she is cold in Mobei calmly."
"Isn't it just an unspeakable secret? Why do you have to say it so tactfully."
Jia Pingan said lightly.
"Hehe!" Tang Xu said contemptuously: "Yeye is recharging his energy in Mobei, and he is no longer Amon under Wu."
"It's just a dream." Jia Pingan ruthlessly uncovered his scar.
The two entered a brothel.
The lights are brilliant!
"Do you two have a familiar lady?"
The man greeted him, and when he looked up and saw Jia Ping'an, he couldn't help being stunned, and immediately turned around and shouted: "Mr. Jia is here."
Jia Pingan smiled wryly, "I really dare not come to such a place now."
Tang Xu has been away from Chang'an for a long time, and is about to kill the Quartet...
The old bustard ran over in ecstasy, ignoring the trembling all the way, her face flushed as if seeing a long-lost lover, and a familiar light burst out of Tang Xu's eyes.
There are wolves in Mobei!
Those wolves look like this when they see delicious food.
"Jia Lang!"
The bustard slammed on the brakes, miraculously stopped the rush, and took advantage of the situation to complete a series of reactions such as holding Jia Ping'an's arm, raising his head and showing a charming smile, and his eyes were full of water.
Amazing.
"Jia Lang actually came here, what a slave."
The bustard walked in with Jia Ping'an on his arm, raised his head and shouted: "Women...Jia Lang is here!"
Suddenly there were footsteps upstairs.
Many gizzards looked down from the railing, and then kept exclaiming.
"It's Jia Lang!"
Master Jia, who had been away from Chang'an for a long time, immediately became a green leaf among the flowers and was surrounded by crowds.
Tang Xu squatted beside him, staring blankly at those guys.
And me?
Anyway, come and greet me personally!
"Jia Lang, this slave is yours tonight."
"Jia Lang will also like ugly women like you? Get out of the way!"
A group of prostitutes are fighting over Master Jia as fat meat.
"Get out of the way!"
The procuress shouted, and under the prestige, the group of prostitutes avoided.
The bustard clapped her hands, "Yunxia."
A woman is coming.
The watery eyes are small but affectionate, and the skin is fair and tender...
"Meet Jia Lang."
This is the top card, the most outstanding is a pair of affectionate eyes and white and tender skin.
"Damn, Xiao Jia treats each other as the top card, where is Yeye?" Tang Xu couldn't hold back his face, and patted the table, "Where is Yeye's person?"
A buddy came over in a hurry, "Wait a little longer. Your honor doesn't know... How long has it been since Junjun Jia came to the brothel? If we come today, our place will soon become famous!"
Fuck!
Tang Xu said depressedly: "I thought that Xiao Jia's children are grown up now, and he won't be popular in brothels anymore, so I dared to come out with him...I didn't expect it!"
Yunxia snuggled up to Jia Ping'an's side, looking at him affectionately with bright eyes, "I dare not expect to have a one-night pleasure with Jia Lang..."
Handsome guy, please come to me with a poem to sink me completely!
These hints are understood by Master Jia in seconds.
But he really didn't want to write poetry.
Just as he was about to decline, Jia Pingan realized that something was wrong...
Why did some old men come to prostitute?
No, the old man covering his face with his hands looks familiar...
Isn't this... Li Ji?
Those indifferent old men... Aren't they Cheng Zhijie, Su Dingfang who just returned to Chang'an, and Liang Jianfang?
It seems that Li Ji suggested to go upstairs, but Cheng Zhijie boldly said that he would have fun downstairs.
"Just get a screen."
Liang Jianfang felt that Li Ji was a little puzzled, "It's spacious below."
They are all veterans, accustomed to fighting in spacious places, and don't like cramped places.
Li Ji whispered: "Over there! Over there!"
Cheng Zhijie followed his gaze and saw Jia Ping'an.
"Xiao Jia!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
It’s okay to go to brothels, but it’s embarrassing to meet juniors!
As for what you want to say about father and son whoring together, it’s not that it didn’t happen...but it became a joke afterward.
Can't hide.
Li Ji coughed dryly, "Today, Duke Xing returned to Chang'an, and the old man and others helped him clean up the dust... Does Xiao Jia have any poems to send?"
This old ghost successfully shifted his attention to Jia Ping'an after a few words.
Everyone sat together immediately.
The bustard was trembling with excitement, and she was trying to figure it out herself. Seeing her excitement, Liang Jianfang teased her, "Don't tell me you won't charge money tonight?"
"No!" The old bustard trembled, a little regretful, but after seeing Jia Ping'an, he felt confident, "I will never accept it."
As long as Jia Lang comes, let alone free, money will do.
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
The old bustard smiled charmingly: "It's rare for you old men, so I went to find the best lady."
"Ahem!"
Li Ji coughed dryly, and the old man felt a little uneasy.
"Old man..."
"Yes." Liang Jianfang said dissatisfiedly: "Mao Gong, last time you were..."
Li Ji thought of his righteous words to teach his grandson not to come to the brothel often... he couldn't help feeling embarrassed.
"The old man is just sitting around."
He smiled very calmly.
"Yes!" Jia Pingan said habitually, "Just talking and drinking."
Those who go to KTV in later generations don’t have the same tone: I just go to sing and drink, and there is absolutely no accompanying singing...
Several beauties came to the old handsome men, and immediately expressed their admiration softly.
The old man is quite old! Looking back, if Xiao Jia told Jingye what happened today, that naive guy would definitely yell something... Ah Weng, you are biased, Huan went to the brothel by himself, but he refused to let me go.
Ahem!
Li Ji thought about all kinds of tactics of war, but he didn't know how to deal with that tough grandson.
"Jia Lang."
...
"Don't grind, you will feel uncomfortable later."
Jia Ping'an raised his glass and invited him to drink.
After the bustard arranged Li Ji and others, he sat next to Jia Pingan. Now, a woman sandwiched Jia Pingan in the middle, all kinds of tricks!
Jia Pingan was provoked and coughed dryly. Su Dingfang was already impatient. "This time, the old man is just going to inspect, not saying goodbye. What kind of poems are you doing? Drinking is serious."
After a meal of wine, Jia Ping'an was in a mess. Later, when everyone went out together, Li Ji watched him.
"Is there something wrong with the British public?"
Jia Pingan asked blankly.
Li Ji said gently: "Why haven't you and Jingye gone out to play recently..."
"Jingye...Jingye has been busy dumping his **** recently."
Jia Ping'an was mostly awake after returning home.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
He was laughing out loud in the backyard.
I can't help laughing!
Li Ji was worried that he would tell about his coming to the brothel, so he hinted repeatedly.
Old Li, you also have today!
"Aye is crazy!"
Doudou brought Ah Fu and ran wildly, put his hands on his knees, and looked at Aye who was squatting and laughing.
"Not crazy."
Jia Ping'an is very sober.
Doudou said worriedly: "Aye, as you said, anyone who says they don't drink too much must drink too much, so you say you're not crazy..."
"Auntie!"
ran away in a circle.
"Aniang, Aye is crazy."
The sound of footsteps came quickly, and then Wei Wushuang and Su Ho appeared.
"Hurry up and help in."
Wei has no double-faced look and is stern.
"I'm not drunk!"
Jia Ping'an was speechless.
"Hold it, put it in."
Two maids came up, one on the left and the other on the right, holding him in.
The rest is up to him.
"Hangover Soup."
A bowl of hangover soup was poured in, and the two wives teamed up to strip off his clothes, and then covered him with a quilt.
"Prepare the tub."
Jia Pingan looked at the void weakly, not knowing when he fell asleep.
Woke up the next day feeling refreshed, and touched my side with my hand... so fierce.
"Husband!"
Muttering, Su Ho turned over and stretched his legs to rest on his body.
She suddenly blushed a little later.
Jia Pingan said calmly: "This is a natural reaction..."
Immediately, they made waves and blended with each other.
Later Jia Pingan went out for a run.
Su Ho went to wash up and met Wei Wushuang.
"how?"
Wei Wushuang asked in a low voice.
"Amazing."
Wei Wushuang nodded slightly, "It's okay."
As soon as the two women communicated a code word that others could not understand, it was confirmed that Master Jia was still guarding himself like a jade in the brothel last night.
During breakfast, Jia Pingan asked, "Who made the hangover soup last night?"
Doudou proudly said: "Aye, I did it."
Jia Ping'an's brows were more sad.
But it stretched out immediately.
Now that the little padded jacket is harming himself, he will harm others more than ten years later... How refreshing to think of this!
"Aye, I watched Cao Er do it."
"good!"
Jia Ping'an could imagine Cao Er's doting look on his face, listening to Dou Dou's instructions to make hangover soup, and then he became a test subject.
Tang Xu is leaving today.
Why bring Li Jingye...
"There was something wrong with Ah Weng last night." Li Jingye was thinking all the way, "Smile and laugh at me, brother, what do you mean by Ah Weng?"
oh ha ha ha...
Jia Pingan really wanted to laugh like a barbell.
Old Li felt guilty.
Outside the city, hundreds of people are waiting...
According to the rules, willow branches need to be broken, so Li Jingye really did it.
Tang Xu and Ren were saying goodbye, and came over when they saw Jia Pingan.
"It takes a year or two before I can come back. If there is something wrong with the wife and children at home, please take care of them."
"It's long-winded." Jia Pingan frowned, "Let's go...less whoring, and don't sow seeds in Japan."
Jia Ping'an thought about the large-scale borrowing of seeds later. If the army went to the Wa country, if it is not controlled, it is impossible to say that the Japanese species will be changed.
Take control!
Waved goodbye to Tang Xu and others, Jia Pingan and Li Jingye returned to the imperial city.
Li Jingye entered the Ministry of Punishments in a big way, and everyone greeted him one after another.
The future British minister is just dawdling in the Ministry of Criminal Justice, and this type of person is the best to deal with.
Shangguan Guan Dun coughed dryly when he saw him coming, "That dedicated person! There just happens to be something here..."
The last time Li Jingye settled the case like a god, he shocked the whole Ministry of Criminal Justice, and only then did he know that this guy was an old prostitute, so he was fooled.
"What's the matter?"
Li Jingye is actually very reasonable. Normally, if you come with him according to the rules, he will not be domineering.
Guan Dun smiled and said: "We have a lot of slaves here. Someone came to sue yesterday, saying that a slave attempted to commit suicide. That is our responsibility. Go and see... By the way, it is a female slave."
I don’t dare to work on other things. You have a lot of experience with this woman, so go ahead.
Li Jingye readily agreed, and after he left, Guan Dun said with a smile: "When he came to the Ministry of Punishment, this old man had a headache. I thought it was wrong for such a general to be a civil servant! The way to deal with him is to stroke his hair..."
"Guan Langzhong is brilliant!"
Several small officials praised him for a while, and Guan Dun felt very comfortable.
After all, Li Jingye is a doctor like him, but Li Jingye has no real job, and Liu Xiangdao dare not give him a real job, so Guan Dun, who is also from the fifth rank, has a real job, but he can manage Li Jingye.
…
A small official took Li Jingye to a laundry place.
The Longshou Canal ran all the way from the outside of the city. After entering the imperial city, it went into the palace city. Most of the water here was used for sweeping and cleaning.
And some female slaves were arranged to wash various things here.
A group of female slaves squatted by the canal, beating their clothes and other objects with wooden sticks.
Especially sackcloth, this thing must be hammered and softened before it can be worn.
Li Jingye has a strong figure and was seen by everyone as soon as he came.
"Where is that man?"
The little official led him into a room.
"Look, Mr. Li, this is that woman."
The room was dark, a woman was lying on the bed, her cheeks were swollen, her eyes were black and blue, and the corners of her mouth were also swollen...
Li Jingye took a step forward and saw a pair of dull eyes.
There is no trace of life in these eyes.
The woman lay motionless, as if her soul had left her body.
"explain."
Li Jingye said in a deep voice.
"Yesterday, Mrs. Chen came back to rest. Someone raped her. Mrs. Chen struggled desperately and was beaten by...then the man managed to escape. Mrs. Chen jumped into the ditch at night, but fortunately, she was caught by a sergeant who was watching the night stand up."
The eyes are still dull, as if listening to someone else's story.
Li Jingye turned around and asked, "Who did it?"
"This kind of thing..." The little official said with a smile: "They are all female slaves..."
Li Jingye grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up with one hand, "Who did it?"
The little official was dumbfounded, and said anxiously: "Wang Ma, Wang Ma did it."
Li Jingye walked out.
He glanced across the scene and saw a few small officials gathered on the right side whispering, so he asked, "Who is Wang Ma?"
The little official over there stiffened for a moment, slowly got up and raised his hand...
The little official beside him said in a low voice: "It's just to scold you, and it's over if you talk."
According to the rules of the Tang Dynasty, slaves and animals have the same status.
Wang Ma slightly bent over and walked over, "I met Li Langzhong."
Li Jingye asked: "Did you do it?"
I fucked... I **** a beast, okay?
Wang Ma raised his head and smiled and said, "Mr. Li, this woman is just a slave girl..."
"Did you do it?"
Li Jingye looked very calm.
Ooma nodded.
It’s nothing more than a female slave, she did it as soon as she did it, and she didn’t die, nor was she missing an arm or a leg...
"Bitch dog slave!"
Li Jingye's voice gradually became ferocious, "Yeye also likes women, but Yeye never rapes women. What did these female slaves do wrong? Their sins will be eliminated through servitude, and servitude is servitude, why insult them? Ganni mother!"
Wang Ma was stunned, "Mr. Li..."
Li Jingye just slapped his hands.
Snapped!
If someone can see clearly, they can see that Ouma's head is suddenly turned to the left, the right cheek is deeply sunken, the whole face is squeezed to the left in unison, and the mouth is slanted to the left. , spittle, blood, teeth flying in the air...
It was like being hit with a heavy hammer.
Poof!
After a mouthful of blood spewed out, Ouma's eyes were dull, and he staggered forward.
It shouldn't be!
Li Jingye looked at his hands.
Yeah, a slap with all his might can't knock him out?
Plop!
There was a sound of falling to the ground behind him.
Ouma fell to the ground, causing a burst of exclamation.
Li Jingye turned around, picked up Wang Ma, and dragged him into the room.
"But him?"
Chen shrank into a ball suddenly and screamed: "Spare me! Spare me!"
She looked panic-stricken, with despair in her eyes.
"Gannie Niang!"
Li Jingye lifted Wang Ma up to the door, then let go and kicked him away.
This foot is from bottom to top.
Boom!
"Aww..."
Ouma, who was in a coma, opened his eyes suddenly, the eyeballs were all stared out, and the miserable howl sounded like a ghost horn.
Li Jingye dragged his hair, dragged him to the side of the ditch, and pressed his head into the water.
Gudong! Gudong!
The blisters kept coming up.
The female slaves were stunned...the work on their hands also stopped.
Several small officials were stunned. After a long time, someone persuaded: "Mr. Li...is about to die."
Li Jingye lifted Wang Ma's head out of the water, "Who else?"
Ouma is rolling his eyes...
"How dare you not tell me your mother?"
Li Jingye pushed his head into the water again.
Several small officials were dumbfounded.
"Li Langzhong, he is still breathing! I can't say anything!"
Can't you give him a break?
Looking at these people, Li Jingye said gloomyly: "Can you wait for such a thing?"
Still need to settle old accounts?
The little officials trembled, waved their hands and shook their heads, "No, we have nothing to do with it."
Li Jingye slipped Wang Mati out and threw him on the ground.
Wang Ma was no longer in human form, and his belly was also raised, so Li Jingye slapped it away.
"Poof!"
Ooma opened his mouth and sprayed a jet of water.
Li Jingye asked: "Who else has done such a thing?"
Ouma is rolling his eyes...
Fuck!
Li Jingye simply took him to seek medical treatment.
Those female slaves slowly got up and looked at him, some burst into tears, some slowly blessed...
"Mr. Li...Thank you very much."
Those little officials are going crazy...
"This is a lunatic. Once he gets the news from Wang Ma, how many people will be unlucky?"
"Go back quickly."
Several small officials returned to the Ministry of Punishment as if flying.
"Wounded Ouma?"
Liu Xiangdao asked: "Are there any broken arms and legs?"
The little official shook his head.
"Got it."
Liu Xiangdao continued to deal with political affairs.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Liu Shangshu didn't care?
Immediately, the Ministry of Punishments became lively, and several officials took the initiative to apply for business trips to other places...the farther the better.
Someone told Li Ji about this.
"Prince of the United Kingdom, Lingsun injured the small official of the Ministry of Punishment..."
Li Ji was taken aback, "Why?"
The visitor smiled wryly and said, "It's about the female slaves."
Li Ji frowned slightly, "That little bastard!"
…
After more than an hour, Li Jingye entered the Criminal Department with a murderous look.
"Where is Lin Jixiang?"
Everyone was frightened when they saw him carrying the king horse.
"Lin Jixiang just went out and said he was going to Mobei for business."
"Bitch!" Li Jingye left the king's horse aside, turned around to find his own horse, and left the city.
Oh no!
A small official went to find Liu Xiangdao.
"Liu Shangshu, Li Langzhong has left the city."
"Just get out."
As long as Li Jingye doesn't cause major incidents, he doesn't care about small things... Isn't there a British man who wipes his grandson's ass?
"I'm afraid Li Jingye is going to chase Lin Jixiang."
Liu Xiangdao looked up, "Why is he chasing Lin Jixiang?"
"Wang Ma said about Lin Jixiang... Lin Jixiang likes to insult those female slaves..."
Damn it!
Liu Xiangdao got up suddenly, "Hurry up and chase! Hurry up!"
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