Chapter 854 Can Survive Alive
"Xiao Jia!"
Shao Peng came to Jia's house in a hurry.
"Old Shao?"
Jia Pingan was thinking about what to eat, and when he saw him coming, he smiled and said, "I just made some stinky tofu, I'll bring some back later."
He opened the lid, and he didn't know what was in the wooden basin, but it was covered with white hair.
A foul smell rushed out.
Shao Peng retched, "What poison is it?"
"Food."
Jia Pingan has been thinking about stinky tofu at home since last year, and after many experiments wasted a lot of tofu, he finally made it.
"Don't look at the white hair, remove the white hair and fry it, dip it in water...Old Shao, you can follow the smell and come out of the palace from the palace with your eyes closed in the future."
"Really?" Shao Peng was already overwhelmed by Lao Jia's food, drooling, "Try it."
This matter was simple, Jia Pingan went to the kitchen.
"Aye!"
Two brats came, one left and one right standing on both sides of the stove, salivating.
After the oil is hot, put the processed stinky tofu in.
Chi Chi Chi Chi...
A sublime taste defeated everyone except Jia Ping'an.
Doudou and Jia Yu ran out, "Aye, we still have homework, let's go!"
Shao Peng also rushed out, "By the way, Your Majesty and the Queen have summoned you for something."
Fuck!
We actually forgot the business, how can we die when we go back?
Shaopeng's intestines are full of regret.
"Is it urgent?"
Let’s talk about this matter, don’t worry if you say it’s urgent, the crown prince’s illness has been going on for several years, several times a year, what’s the rush.
"It's not urgent."
Shao Peng sucked his nose, feeling that the smell gradually changed.
Some weird fragrance.
The stinky tofu is out of the pan, and put together with the dipping water made by Jia Ping'an.
"Old Shao, come and have a taste."
Shaopeng plucked up the courage to taste a piece.
"Huh!"
The taste is really good.
Shao Peng's eyes shine!
The chopsticks are flying like flying.
Jia Ping'an ate a few pieces, and then fried a whole lot more.
"Take it to the backyard, wrap these up."
There was stinky tofu in the backyard, and the whole family was so smoked that they felt like vomiting.
"Who dares to eat this." Wei Wushuang was bitter, "My husband likes to play with food all day long. It was fine before, but now it's getting worse."
Hongyan covered her nose and said, "Lang Jun and Shao Zhongguan tasted delicious, and Cao Er also ate some. They are full of praise!"
"Huh!"
Su Ho was tempted.
"Don't eat Soho."
Seeing her pick up the chopsticks, Wei Wushuang tried his best to dissuade her.
Su Ho said firmly; "As long as it's something to eat, there's nothing I, Su Ho, dare not eat."
She picked up a piece of stinky tofu, dipped it in the water, and put it in her mouth.
Taste...very weird!
It's a bit smelly, but it has more of a different kind of fragrance, plus dipped in water...
Beautiful!
Su Ho ate with open mouth.
"Aniang!" Doudou couldn't bear it any longer, and came over to beg for food.
"I'll just eat a little bit." DouDou was a little worried about the smell, but he sank after taking a bite.
Su He said happily: "Wu Shuang, it's really delicious, come quickly."
"tasty!"
The backyard was immediately filled with the smell of stinky tofu.
…
Jia Ping’an brought something into the palace, and the guard wanted to check, so he opened the food box.
"Ouch!"
Several guards were so smoked that they wanted to vomit.
"This is delicious food." Jia Pingan went straight in, and several guards wanted to stop him, but Shaopeng said, "It's a good thing. Duke Jia dedicated it to the queen."
All the way to Li Hong's bedroom.
"What smell?"
Wang Zhongliang sniffed.
Both Li Zhi and Wu Mei saw the food box Jia Pingan was carrying.
"Your Majesty, Empress." Jia Pingan handed over the food box, "This is a delicacy that I made recently. It's called stinky tofu, and it's extremely delicious."
After finishing speaking, he went to see his eldest nephew.
Wang Zhongliang opened the food box.
"Ouch!"
A smell rushed up, and everyone who had never smelled it couldn't help but gag.
"This is teasing me!"
Li Zhiben was holding back his anger, and this time he exploded.
Shao Peng quickly explained, "Your Majesty, this thing smells bad and tastes good."
Wang Zhongliang plucked up his courage, "Slaves, give it a try."
Wu Mei just grabbed a piece.
Shaopeng introduced: "Queen, this stinky tofu should be dipped in water to eat."
Wu Mei rolled the stinky tofu in the dipping water, and then took a bite.
Her brows were furrowed, and then suddenly relaxed.
"How?" Li Zhi didn't vent his anger, he was still holding back.
Wu Mei said nothing, and took another piece.
This is delicious.
After eating the second piece, Wu Mei smiled and said, "Ping An is the best at cooking delicious food."
This shrew doesn't know that I will eat first.
The empress was eating stinky tofu, and Jia Pingan was stared at by a group of medical officers.
Poor eyes!
Jia Pingan sat by the bed, with medical officers in three directions.
Shang Yaodian Yu Zhang Lin said with a smile: "They said that Mr. Jia's medical skills are unparalleled, and he has a lot of experience with the prince's condition, and he will definitely be able to cure the disease..."
Who said this girl?
Jia Pingan took a look and found Wang Xia with her head down.
Sure enough, if you want people to keep it secret, you have to keep silent.
Shang Yaocheng Wang Houdong said kindly: "Mr. Jia is really good at medicine."
"You can wait for me, but you don't know." Zhang Lin looked slightly cold.
Jia Ping'an should deny it now.
But looking at these people, they are clearly ready to spray him.
You say that Uncle Li or Sun Simiao are competing with me, then I can still smile and bow my head, but what are you?
Jia Ping'an said flatly: "People in the world wish they could spread the word all over the world. They wish everyone knew about it, so they could be proud of it. But Jia doesn't like the sound of a half-bottle of water, so he doesn't talk about it."
"you!"
A group of medical officers who were the youngest in their forties almost burst their blood vessels in anger.
"So, I'll wait and see." Zhang Lin waved his hand, stopped the medical officers who were about to attack, and said with a smile.
"It's easy to say."
Eating stinky tofu at the empress's side, listening to the argument between them, she gradually lost her appetite.
"Too loud." Li Zhi shook his head.
yes! No steps left for myself.
Wu Mei was a little annoyed.
Jia Pingan inside began to ask questions.
"Throat still hurts?"
Li Hong nodded, "It hurts."
"Are you sore?"
"Um!"
"But groggy, feeling like I'm going to die?"
Has anyone ever asked you this question?
The medical officers glared.
Li Hong hesitated, "Uncle, how do you know? It's fine during the day, but at night I feel like I'm going to die."
Poor baby, because my uncle also suffered a lot!
The medical officers were dumbfounded.
A medical officer said awkwardly: "Your Highness didn't say anything..."
Zhang Linyu said earnestly: "Your Highness, you have to tell me what your body is like, so I can prescribe the right medicine."
Li Hong's eyes were a little more shy, "I'm afraid that Aye and Aniang are worried."
Li Zhi's chopsticks landed on the table, silently.
Wu Mei's eyes were red.
The two got up and walked over, and the medical officers stepped aside.
"It's not allowed to do this again in the future, do you know?" Li Zhi said with a straight face.
"If you do this again, your leg will be broken next time!" The queen lashed out fiercely.
Li Hong quickly agreed.
Jia Ping'an felt sure, and immediately ordered: "Get the salt."
Datang's table salt is not exclusive, so the price is relatively cheap.
A medical officer chuckled and said, "Is this for cooking?"
Jia Pingan looked at him and said calmly: "Belittling others will not make you feel more fulfilled, it will only make you more jealous."
The medical officer snorted coldly.
Later, the salt was delivered.
"Get a bowl of boiling water and a pair of chopsticks."
This is more and more like cooking.
Something came later.
Jia Pingan got some salt and put it in the water, then stirred it with chopsticks.
Later, he touched the wall of the bowl with his hand, and felt that the temperature was about the same, so he said: "The prince gets up."
"The prince should lie down and rest."
Zhang Lin thinks this guy is crazy.
And what did you get salt water for?
But Li Hong sat up.
"I got a basin."
Wang Zhongliang saw that the empress did not object, so he ran out to get a wooden basin.
Zhang Lin didn't know that Master Jia wanted to torment them.
"gargle."
Jia Pingan handed over the bowl.
"It's not like rinsing your mouth like that, but holding it in your throat like this..."
Jia Ping'an raised his head, "Ahhh..."
Li Hong took a sip of salt water and raised his head, "Hehehe... Gudong."
He had a bitter face, "Drink it."
Jia Ping'an was speechless.
"Come again."
The second time was much better.
"Swirl the salt water in the throat."
Li Hong raised his head with salt water in his mouth, "Ahhh..."
Wu Mei said: "Why do you look like a bird waiting to be fed?"
It really looks like it!
Li Zhi had a dark face, "Goro is an eagle."
My son is a bird... This woman is getting more and more out of control.
After rinsing his mouth, Jia Ping'an ordered: "From today on, rinse your mouth with salt water every day when you wake up, once before lunch, and once before going to bed, eat something lighter, drink porridge, meat porridge is also good. .
In addition, drink plenty of water, the key is to practice more, you can play more football every day, if possible, it is best to run in the palace after getting up every day. "
He got up and was ready to go back.
The eyes of the medical officers were full of disbelief when they saw a liar.
"That's it?" Wang Houdong gritted his teeth, really wanting to uncover Jia Ping'an's face and see what it looks like inside.
"That's it."
Jia Ping'an said: "The crown prince's disease is that a part of the throat is repeatedly inflamed, which leads to fever and body aches... Gargling with salt water can reduce inflammation and prevent this disease. What else do you want?"
Zhang Lin sneered: "I know that salt water can cure some diseases, but I have never heard that it can cure sore throat... Inflammation, what is inflammation?"
My mother has to popularize it for you...
Jia Pingan said: "The so-called inflammation, why does the wound not heal? This is inflammation. And inside, for example, the prince's sore throat is also inflammation. Medicine for external inflammation, internal inflammation is not good for medicine... After all, you can't wait. I know the cause, so I can only vaguely describe it."
Since he wanted to rant, Jia Pingan was not a good-tempered person who wouldn't retaliate, so he naturally wanted to rant.
—You are fooling the prince!
wipe!
The medical officers exploded.
"This is a disease caused by wind-heat..."
"It is also caused by stomach heat..."
Jia Pingan covered his forehead.
Chinese medicine is good, he never denies this. But Chinese medicine still has a long way to go. For example, the combination of later generations and Western medicine testing equipment can be said to be even more powerful.
"Does Mr. Jia know the cause of this disease?" Zhang Lin felt that this was the root cause.
"Of course." Jia Pingan said: "There is this kind of knowledge in the new school. The outside world we see, for example, is this case clean and spotless? So we feel that the case is very clean, and we don't even have to lick it." thing…"
Who will lick the table?
Wu Mei has black lines all over her head.
"But from Xinxue's point of view, this desk is full of various things, some harmless, some harmful..."
"what?"
"Some bacteria that cannot be seen by the naked eye, they are all alive, once they enter the human body, they will multiply rapidly, changing into ten, ten into hundreds, and thousands of changes..."
"What you said...who can see those bacteria?" Zhang Lin thought this was a big fool.
Invisible to the naked eye, what you say is what you say.
"Why wash your hands before meals? Why can't you touch dirty places?"
Seeing the disbelief on everyone's faces, Jia Pingan smiled, "Everyone is exposed to bacteria every day, and those who are healthy have strong resistance, so after exposure, those germs will be wiped out by the protection of the body. But the prince is still young, and his body's resistance is not enough, so he only has attacks several times a year..."
Everyone looked like they were listening to the scriptures.
"When the bacteria reach the throat, they will multiply and cause disease. Gargling with salt water can reduce inflammation. However, this can't get rid of the root cause, and even the effect is not very good. But gargling with salt water every day can prevent the recurrence of such diseases... In addition .”
Jia Pingan seriously said to Wu Mei: "The root cause of these diseases is that the prince's physical resistance is not strong enough. The best way for this is to practice, play football every day, let the prince run, toss, and bask in the sun. Don't let him read and study indoors all day long..."
He saluted, "The minister will leave."
Jia Ping'an walked away.
Shaopeng sent him out.
"Xiao Jia, you... I think it's a bit of a joke, gargle with salt water to cure diseases, run to cure diseases..."
Xiao Jia, you are a little foolish!
"But do you have a solution?" Jia Pingan asked back.
Shaopeng shook his head, "The medical officials have been pondering for a long time, and they almost broke the skin of the prince's wrist by taking the pulse, but there is nothing they can do about it."
"This is enough!"
Later generations will not be able to completely solve the inflammation of the tonsils, and even have the ultimate means of cutting off the tonsils. Jia Pingan laughed and said, "Is there any harm in gargling with salt water? Or is it that the palace is so difficult that you can't even handle the salt... Is there any harm in running?"
Shao Peng shook his head.
Jia Pingan stopped, wondering: "Since there is no harm, what are they objecting to? What are they questioning?"
When Shaopeng went back, the medical officials were condemning Jia Da's fraud.
"Gargle with salt water, run... I don't know which reason."
"Ahem!" Shao Peng said, "Your Majesty, Empress, Duke Jia said that gargling with salt water and practicing are not harmful, so... what's your objection?"
It is quite now.
Li Zhi said: "Then... let's try."
This tone is reluctant...
Afterwards, the prince’s treatment included some other content, rinsing his mouth three times a day and drinking plenty of water. As for the exercise, we have to wait until the prince is well.
The military department was still in dire straits, and Jia Pingan felt sorry, so he wanted to help.
Boom!
A pile of rosters were placed heavily on the table. Chen Jinfa seemed to have some problems with his waist, and he almost fell on the pile of rosters.
Jia Ping'an's cheeks trembled, "Is there more in the future?"
Chen Jinfa thumped his waist with his backhand, "There are many more to come."
Thinking about the tens of thousands of troops in one move, and the hundreds of thousands in the Liaodong conquest, plus the record of credit, how many would there be?
Jia Pingan gritted his teeth and insisted.
Ren Yaxiang was relieved after hearing the news: "The old man just said that he is not the kind of lazy person."
In the afternoon...
"At that time, the left army swept all the way, how did this man make meritorious service in the middle?" There was some question about the credit of a general, and Ren Yaxiang said, "Mr. Jia was invited."
Jia Ping'an took a look, "At that time, I sent this person to the middle road to check for Wen Shamen's traces. In the middle road, I met Wen Shamen's lagging sergeant. After interrogation, I learned that Wen Shamen went to the left... This is a credit."
Ren Yaxiang nodded, "Young people have a good memory!"
"That... Prime Minister Ren." Jia Pingan's eyes wandered, "I just wrote a homework at home..."
Just worked in the Ministry of War for half a day, so you want to ask for leave again?
Ren Yaxiang was dumbfounded.
Wu Kui was indignant.
…
Time passes.
Medical officers were struggling with the prince's condition all day long.
"How long will it be good?"
Emperor visited later.
Zhang Lin said: "Your Majesty, according to the usual situation, the crown prince's illness can be cured in eight or nine days. Now it's only three days, and we have to wait a few more days."
The empress returned unhappy.
On that day, the queen went into a rage and scolded Wu Shun, the elder sister who had entered the palace. It is said that Wu Shun hid his face and left, and his daughter He Lan Minyue followed behind, crying.
It is said that the emperor slept alone that night, and in his sleep he called a shrew, but he didn't know who he was talking about.
The fourth day.
After Li Zhi finished handling political affairs, he wanted to visit his son.
After walking for a while, he realized that he had made a mistake and ended up at the Queen's side.
He was about to turn around with a stern face, when the Queen appeared with a group of people.
"Your Majesty."
The queen looked as if nothing had happened.
But where did that snarling woman go yesterday?
Where did that cold woman go?
Wu Shun's mother and daughter were ashamed of being scolded, and the words were so harsh that Li Zhi, who was trying to persuade him, was shocked.
"I'm going to see Goro."
"The same goes for courtiers and concubines."
The two walked side by side, and the team behind them was mixed together...Wang Zhongliang and Shaopeng winked.
The people around these emperors and empresses are most afraid of storms, and if they are not careful, they will bring disaster to Chiyu.
It seems that the storm is about to pass, and everyone landed safely.
The crown prince looked fine today, the empress asked about the situation and will go back later.
The fifth day.
Zhang Lin brought people to the prince to check.
The prince just woke up and was rinsing his mouth.
"Ah ah ah..."
He looked up for a while, and then vomited the salt water.
"Your Highness."
Wang Xia came with a towel and washed his face.
Since he got sick, Li Hong has done everything in bed.
Li Hong moved a bit, and found that his body unexpectedly had more strength, and the soreness on his body...was almost healed.
"Come alone."
Everyone was puzzled, and saw Li Hong lift the quilt and get out of bed to get dressed.
"Your Highness must not!"
Zhang Lin was anxious, "rest more, don't catch cold."
Li Hong unexpectedly insisted, "It's better to be alone."
He moved his body and felt comfortable.
"I'm hungry, hurry up and get some meat porridge."
Li Hong moved around in the hall, very comfortable!
Zhang Lin and Wang Houdong looked at each other.
"This...why did it end so early this time?"
Wang Houdong's eyes were full of horror, "Jia Ping'an!"
It was Jia Pingan who decided on three ways to deal with it: gargle with salt water, drink plenty of water, and eat lightly!
"Usually, eight days are indispensable..."
Zhang Lin's eyes were blank.
These seemingly nonsensical methods can actually cure the prince's illness?
"Your Majesty, the queen is here."
Everyone stood up quickly.
As soon as Li Zhi and Wu Mei came in, they saw their son alive and kicking.
this…
alright?
Can actually be alive and kicking?
"..."
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Good night!
(end of this chapter)