Chapter 768 Show your sharpness
After Xinfeng is Weinan, Jia Ping'an asked the farmers outside the city full of hope.
He is in the farmer's yard, and a group of people outside...
The farmer looked a little flustered when he saw the battle, his dark face was full of panic, "My lord, this... this meteorite rain is... just to the east."
Qin Sha glanced at Jia Pingan, and asked again: "You will be punished for lying!"
"Sabi! Are you out of your mind?"
Jia Ping'an really wanted to slap Qin Sha to death, but he had to endure it for now.
All the way east...
When he arrived in Huazhou, Master Jia's heart beat faster, his complexion was slightly red, and he looked more and more jade-faced and vermilion lips.
Damn it!
Don't!
Jia Pingan still asked a farmer.
"Meteor shower?"
The farmer was a little deaf, and asked three times in a row before he could hear clearly.
"Go east."
I go!
Xuanzang went all the way west to learn scriptures, and I went all the way east to find meteorites.
After entering the border of Huazhou, Master Jia's reputation was reflected.
Look, a few farmers on the side of the road waved at him.
"Mr. Wuyang, come and sit with us!"
There is a pole between the two baskets. Do you want to make a fool of me?
Jia Pingan smiled and waved his hands.
Greetings all the way, and finally, not far from Zheng County, everyone asked the farmers.
Gods and demons from all walks of life, please bless that the meteorite rain is not in Huazhou... I would suspect that I am a broom star in Huazhou.
The farmer looked at the crowd, with a smile on his face, "Mr. Wuyang?"
hehe!
Jia Ping'an beckoned.
Hurry up and say it!
Beautiful mother said that the meteor shower is in Huazhou...
The farmer pointed to the sky, "The meteorite shower is here..."
Qin Sha looked at Jia Ping'an with ferocity in his eyes.
"Jia Pingan!"
I will be suppressed... No, the emperor dare not suppress me, sister will fight him. The only possibility is to be deported to the border area.
At that time, should I choose Liaodong or Wa? Yes, go and conquer the Wa Kingdom, and then govern the Wa Kingdom, make the Wa Kingdom a model overseas state of the Tang Dynasty, and then stage a return of the king.
It's all a dream.
Shen Qiu looked at Jia Pingan and shook his head slightly.
The meteorite rain happened here, even if Jia Pingan found the meteorite, it would not help.
Wei Qingyi's heart shook, and just about to speak, the farmer coughed heart-piercingly.
"Uncomfortable."
The farmer's face was red from coughing, and then he panted and said, "The meteorite rain is just east of here."
Qin Sha was stunned.
Shen Qiu frowned slightly, but suddenly relaxed.
Wei Qingyi's reaction was the biggest, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Why should I be happy for Duke Wuyang?
She has been in Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, and she usually associates with her master and a few nearby people who are also reclusive. She doesn't talk about sucking wind and drinking dew on weekdays, but she is also indifferent to fame and wealth. Every time Master went down the mountain to deceive people, he refused to tell her, only saying that he was going to comfort the soul.
Under such an environment, she seldom responds to outsiders' changes.
Wei Qingyi shook his head and couldn't help laughing.
I am full.
Her mood quickly turned to a calm state, but Jia Pingan suddenly walked in front of Qin Sha with a cold face.
"What did you call me just now?"
Qin Sha is only a seventh-rank official, and he can only bow his head in front of Jia Pingan, the Minister of the Ministry of War.
He lowered his head, "The lower official made a mistake. In a moment of urgency, he even called Duke Wuyang by his name."
Killing is nothing more than nodding your head to the ground, isn't that enough?
The so-called bachelor hits 99, and if you don't hit, you get one.
An accompanying official smoothed things over, "I'm all concerned about the meteorite rain, let's go."
Jia Pingan glanced at him.
"I advise you to be kind!"
The official was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "This official has a kind heart."
As he spoke, he leaned over.
Jia Pingan quickly avoided.
This action is somewhat humiliating.
"Mr. Wuyang, what does this mean?"
Jia Pingan glanced at the sky, "Stay away from you, I will be hurt when the lightning strikes."
The official blushed and stepped back.
Jia Pingan said to Qin Sha seriously: "Come, call me formally."
Qin Sha's cheeks trembled, "You...you are humiliating people!"
"I just humiliated you, why?" Jia Ping'an's eyes showed a fierce look, "Say it or not? If you don't say yes, I will beat you today."
Qin Sha took a step back, Jia Pingan grabbed him by the skirt and cursed: "Li Yifu's minions are worthy of calling me by my name?"
Shen Qiu wanted to persuade, but thinking of what Jia Pingan said earlier, he couldn't help but look at the sky. If we really want a thunderstorm, don't we become hypocrites?
Qin Sha lowered his head in humiliation, "Mr. Wuyang!"
Jia Ping'an frowned: "Louder!"
"Mr. Wuyang!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Jia Pingan laughed wildly and walked away.
…
Along the way, I found Jiezhi County.
Ask more than ten people to inquire, and they all said that the meteor shower fell in the southeast corner of Jie County that night.
This is Tian Immortal Jia!
Wei Qingyi whispered: "Why have I never seen a meteorite?"
Sister paper, your experience is too shallow.
"That's because there is no fate."
Wei Qingyi frowned, she felt that Master Jia was fooling herself, "Have you seen it?"
"certainly!"
In later generations, he has seen various meteorites in museums.
All the way to the southwest of Xiexi County, there is a big salt lake on the side.
"Salt is still produced here?"
Wei Qingyi couldn't help being surprised.
"This is the salt lake."
Salt Lake of future generations!
The water on the salt lake is rippling, and it is said by later generations that it will not sink in the water. Seeing this, Jia Pingan couldn't help but be eager to try. But thinking of the current task, he regretfully gave up the idea of launching.
"Where?"
After some inquiries, a village was found.
"Meteorites? There are no meteorites."
Mura was bewildered.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Qin Sha couldn't help laughing wildly.
You humiliated me, I endured it, just for this moment of pride!
Jia Ping'an and Shen Qiu exchanged glances.
"Stay here first."
Then I searched for it, but...all said it was near this village.
Damn it!
Jia Pingan scratched his head.
Is it really necessary to use that method?
The night is quiet, the moon is dark and the wind is high...
Jia Pingan brought Xu Xiaoyu and Duan Chuliang into the village.
"Hurry up!"
Jia Pingan took notice, and Xu Xiaoyu brought a piece of calcined iron ore into a villager's house, ready to throw it in the pigsty.
Jia Pingan was outside looking at Yinhe in a daze, Duan Chuliang said in a low voice: "Mr. Lang, someone is here."
Damn it!
Jia Pingan just wanted to squat down, but it was too late.
Two masked men appeared in front of them.
One of them even carried a stone.
This is…
Jia Ping'an also covered his face, he pulled off the scarf, "Who?"
The current man presses the long hair on the sideburns...
"Old Shen?"
The emperor actually used this trick...
The air is a little awkward.
Shen Qiu squatted down, pulled off the towel, "Let's do this."
"Let me see this rock of yours."
The stone brought by Shen Qiu turned out to be black, it couldn't be seen, but it was very big, at least ten kilograms at first glance.
Brother, when a meteorite hits a family, there is a high probability that the family will disappear.
Jia Ping'an's head was full of black lines, "Old Shen, it must be burnt."
The meteorite fell into the atmosphere, rubbing and rubbing all the way... What would it burn?
Shen Qiu nodded, and said calmly: "Throw it in, and then light the fire."
You bandit!
Xu Xiaoyu, who had already gone in, had just touched the side of the pigsty when someone came to the toilet.
The latrines in the village are pigpens, people pull them by the side, and pigs live on wooden shelves, where they eat, drink and scatter. That's why many people don't want to eat pork...it's too dirty and smelly.
Maybe it was because of the owner, so the pig just grunted a few times.
Not as good as Ah Fu!
Ah Fu will touch it out quietly.
Xu Xiaoyu pursed her mouth.
That person turned out to be Dajie, muttering to himself while pulling.
"Wang Shi is really lucky. The lady was about to give birth, and a meteorite fell from the sky... Hehe! If it doesn't work out, she might be a big shot..."
Xu Xiaoyu froze.
"Hey! If it doesn't work out, there will be one...Let's talk less about the prime minister, maybe there will be an even more remarkable one!"
Xu Xiaoyu quietly backed out.
"Your Majesty, even if they question it, we will bite to death... Who can prove that this is false?"
The shameless master is the emperor, I am far behind.
Jia Pingan nodded, "Use my stone, my stone is calcined with iron ore, and then polish the surrounding, who can tell?"
"Lang Jun!"
Xu Xiaoyu touched it out.
"I just heard the owner of this family say...there is a man named Wang Shi in the village. His wife is about to give birth, but a meteorite landed in his house... saying that a big man might be born."
Jia Pingan only felt an electric current pass through his body, he stood up abruptly, his legs went numb.
"Then why do they all say that there are no meteorites?"
Bao Dong has a look of strong thirst for knowledge.
Naturally want to...
This matter is taboo.
Old Shen, give him some popular science!
Shen Qiu said in a low voice: "This is trying to cling. These stupid people. From ancient times to the present, who has seen a meteorite fall at home and gave birth to a child? Besides, why didn't you give birth when the meteorite fell?"
There have been many rumors about noble people in China since ancient times. When so-and-so was born, his mother dreamed of a red sun in her arms; when so-and-so was born, there were phoenix birds dancing on the roof...
But when the meteorite falls... don't you worry about killing people?
Jia Pingan pointed inside, and Xu Xiaoyu and Duan Chuliang went in again.
The owner had just pulled back and was walking in the yard when suddenly a black shadow flashed by. Someone covered his mouth and dragged him outside.
Several masked men sneered.
"What courage!"
Jia Pingan sneered and said, "How dare you hide the meteorite privately, with ulterior motives."
How could the man stand up to such intimidation, and then he confessed, and it was exactly as everyone had guessed.
"Wait for tomorrow!"
Jia Pingan rejected the suggestion to do it now.
Approaching the first phase of science, it starts from this village.
…
Early in the morning, when Qin Sha woke up, the first thing he did was to ask Jia Pingan where he was last night.
"He's been resting."
If Jia Pingan wanted to escape, it was because of these people that he couldn't stand it at all.
Um!
Qin Sha said with satisfaction: "Very good."
"By the way, is Shen Qiu here?"
"Also."
Then nothing will happen.
Jia Ping'an also got up, Wei Qingyi walked to him and sniffed, and frowned slightly, "Did you go out last night?"
Are you dog nose?
Jia Pingan said: "Who didn't go out yesterday?"
Wei Qingyi took a deep look at him, "I have practiced in Zhongnan Mountain all year round. There is a lot of dew in the mountain, and the smell is very strong."
Jia Pingan laughed, "I went to the toilet last night."
You can fool me, but the smell of dew on your body will never exceed two hours... I am the most outstanding nose on Zhongnan Mountain.
"Go and investigate again!"
Jia Pingan took the people all the way to the village.
"Bringing people together."
Jia Ping'an and Shen Qiu stood together and whispered.
Wei Qingyi always felt that there seemed to be some embarrassment between them.
Qin Sha felt that this was a dying struggle.
When the matter is settled, Li Xiang will naturally give this broom star a fatal blow!
Throwing his identity to death in one fell swoop... Broom star!
He suddenly found that the village was trembling, and his trembling legs were bent.
Except for the elderly, sick, women and children, all the villagers came.
Jia Pingan pointed to Shen Qiu, "This is the commander of Baiqi. Baiqi is His Majesty's guard..."
He looked at Muramasa and said solemnly, "You are so brave!"
Plop!
Muramasa actually knelt down.
Don't you insist?
Jia Ping'an's head is full of black lines.
Immediately the farce was explained.
The meteorite fell that night, and everyone in the village came out to watch the excitement. They were stunned when they found that one of the burning things was smashing towards the village.
"The meteorite smashed straight into the kitchen of Wang Shi's house, smashing all the pots and stoves..."
"I thought it was... this is auspicious, Wang Shi's wife is just about to give birth..."
Stupid!
Jia Pingan shook his head. Just after some popular science, the villagers just begged for mercy.
"Your Majesty will not blame you for this matter."
Such a group of farmers are whimsical, Li Zhi can only smile at most.
Immediately, these people became happy.
"I said that the meteorite was dropped by the gods. Look, there is nothing wrong with us."
"When you turn around, you will worship..."
Jia Pingan shook his head, "Take the meteorite away."
The farmers became more certain about the origin of the meteorite.
Meteorite was brought, a small dark stone. Looking at the appearance...it was clearly burnt, and you can even smell it when you put your nose up.
Jia Ping turned around and looked at Qin Sha, "Did you say something?"
Qin Sha looked gloomy at this moment, shaking his head in silence.
Beginning to be humiliated, he endured it because of this moment... But he didn't expect to find the meteorite. Looking at this appearance, it is clearly the same as what Jia Pingan said.
Li Xiang...I'm afraid he offended His Majesty for nothing!
Jia Pingan looked at the officials who came with unknown origins and asked, "Do you have anything to say? Hurry up!"
The group went over and questioned the villagers, and even asked if anyone threatened them...and came back silently.
All the way back to Chang'an.
In the city of Chang'an at this moment, the empress is a little annoyed.
"In recent days, the ministers have been admonishing continuously. Some people are admonishing deliberately, some are headless chickens and have no opinions, and follow suit, and some have ulterior motives."
Li Zhi said quietly: "These people... are unreliable."
Wu Mei chuckled, "Most of the courtiers are unreliable."
"If the courtiers are to be reliable, only the emperor can control everything!" Vigorous ambition permeated Li Zhi's eyes.
Wu Mei Fushen, "In this way, my concubine will congratulate Your Majesty in advance."
"Your Majesty, Lord Wuyang and the others are back."
Li Zhi cheered up, and said with a sneer: "I have prepared all means, I am afraid I will have a dispute with the ministers today, change clothes!"
Li Zhi, who had changed his clothes, ordered: "Let the officials go to the Tai Chi Hall."
He turned around and said to Wu Mei: "Since you want to talk, let's talk thoroughly at once, so as not to be entangled in the future."
The emperor has made up his mind to wrestle with his ministers.
Shaoqing, all the monarchs and ministers in the Taiji Hall arrived.
Jia Pingan and other talents were brought in, and Qin Sha was also there.
Li Yifu glanced at Qin Sha, but Qin Sha remained expressionless.
Click!
Li Yifu jumped in his heart.
Did it fail?
No!
"You waited to check the meteorite, did you get any results?"
Li Zhi asked lightly.
"Please look, Your Majesty!"
Jia Pingan took out a small stone, which was so black and inconspicuous at all.
"This is a meteorite? I can find a hundred or a thousand dollars later... Hahahaha!"
"Isn't this deceiving?"
"..."
Everyone is laughing.
Jia Pingan and his party did not laugh.
When he saw that Qin Sha was also stern, Li Yifu finally realized that something was wrong.
"Your Majesty, this was found in a village in Jie County. The meteorite fell like rain that night, and two of them fell into this village. One was too small to be found. This meteorite fell into a villager's house. The house happened to be Some people are expecting to give birth...the locals are ignorant, so they hide it and refuse to tell..."
Jia Ping held the meteorite and looked at the officials, "Everyone in the village lied about this meteorite. However, the minister found out that the village official was wrong, so he ordered him to summon the villagers. He just threatened, and the village official confessed... "
He smiled and said: "This is what you all said... a meteorite with great power. This meteorite has been in my arms all this way and has never left. I am standing here, intact. In addition, the The villagers gave birth to a baby girl."
What can girls do in this era?
Of course, except for sister.
This sentence can save Wang Shi's family from a disaster!
The emperor can smile at this, but Wang Shi's child will become an unlucky guy similar to Jia Ping'an back then.
"Some people say that I am a broom star, what is a broom star? A broom star is a comet, and this is a meteor. Let me ask..."
Jia Pingan said angrily: "Today meteors can blame me, how many meteors a year? I can't tell even if I have a long mouth. But you can put me down with a light broom star." To death!"
He walked to the front, turned around, and said seriously: "Come on, I'm here today, you want to kill or strip, hurry up and do it!"
The officials were silent, and someone muttered, "Is this meteorite fake?"
This trip followed people from at least seven or eight factions, and they didn't question it. What are you questioning?
Jia Pingan was furious and just wanted to curse.
"Pull it out!"
The emperor said coldly.
Everyone's heart trembled, and then they remembered the majesty of the emperor.
The official's begging for mercy still echoed in his ears, and Jia Ping'an fired a cannon.
"Your Majesty, I found that someone is offering sacrifices to meteorites."
Jia Pingan said angrily: "It's just a rock, but some people want to treat him as a god. It's better... The king of Chu is so thin, and the palace starved to death..."
Is this baby incoherent? What does this have to do with the emperor? Li Ji's face darkened.
Emperors have always been victims of astronomical phenomena, so he has such a thin waist.
Jia Ping'an also found something wrong, but did not change his words.
"What did those people say... Meteorites are the source of disasters. They should be enshrined, with three sticks of incense in the morning and evening, worshiping early and late."
The old ghosts didn't change their faces.
These people are really shameless!
"Here, I can affirm that if the evil wind above is not eliminated, everyone in Datang will be victims!"
Li Yifu was still in the frustration of failure, and asked, "Why?"
You are a really awesome fan!
Jia Pingan looked at him contemptuously, "The ancients were frightened when they saw the lightning and thunder. They didn't know the origin, so they made up the legend of the thunder father and the lightning mother. The ancients did not know the origin of the locust, so they feared it as the locust god... But you are important ministers, everyone Ignorant, this Great Tang...it will not be strong!"
He cupped his hands, "Your Majesty, I will take my leave!"
At this moment, he showed his sharpness!
…
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(end of this chapter)