Chapter 756 Cat Li is unlucky, like a blade
After a burst of beatings, Jia Ping'an turned around contentedly, and the group of people outside the door were dumbfounded.
The shopkeeper's lips twitched, "Mr. Wuyang, this...isn't it good?"
The onlookers and fellows nodded in unison.
Look at those three people, their noses are bruised and their faces are swollen, screaming again and again...
Jia Pingan casually threw a piece of silver over, and said luxuriously, "I will pay for your dishes."
I go!
The shopkeeper's eyes turned green.
There was too little gold and silver in the Tang Dynasty. The gold and silver obtained from mining every year were removed for jewelry, and most of the rest was taken away by the royal family and dignitaries. It is difficult to find circulating gold and silver on the market. But this does not mean that gold and silver are worthless, but that they are worth old nose money.
Mr. Wuyang is open and bright!
The shopkeeper praised Master Jia's magnanimity one after another. As for the three unlucky **** who care about his business, it's not bad if they don't find them to lose money.
Jia Pingan and Cao Yingxiong changed places, and Cao Yingxiong, who was drunk after a meal, said he was going to Pingkangfang.
Damn, are you going to find the old bustard?
What is the madam? You are going to sleep in vain... Jia Pingan frowned and said, "Don't go to sleep with the bustard again, it's not right."
Cao Yingxiong obediently agreed, but when he passed the familiar brothel in Pingkangfang, his heart was moved.
Hello bustard!
At the beginning, he just went to sleep with the old bustard with the idea of anesthetizing himself, but he couldn't stand it for a long time, and he discovered many benefits of the old bustard.
Aged, will hurt others, gentle as water... Good figure, there are too many advantages. The most terrible thing is that the sleeping bustard has a different kind of stimulation.
"hero!"
Isn’t Erwei, the bustard of Qingyun Tower, on the left?
Cao Yingxiong glanced at Erwei's bulging figure, swallowed his saliva, "Erwei, I still have something to do today, turn around..."
As he spoke, he walked over crookedly.
The bustard... so nice!
Military Department, the atmosphere is a bit dignified.
Ren Yaxiang was holding a booklet, turning the pages with his index finger wet with saliva, looked at the booklet from a distance, raised his head and said, "I'm afraid this year's food is not enough. The Ministry of Households will just say that the water in Sanmenxia is dry, and the food in Luoyang Still unable to transfer to Chang'an... I have a headache. My guards are defending Chang'an, how much do we have to follow?"
The food in Chang'an was not enough to eat, so many troops had to follow the emperor to Luoyang and eat in Luoyang.
Old Ren looked very angry, and roared: "The people in the household department swear that they have enough to eat, where is the food now? A bunch of waste!"
Old Tang took the blame.
Since Tang Lin took office as Minister of the Household Department, he has been conscientious and conscientious. What does the lack of food have to do with him? He is the Minister of the Ministry of Households, not the Minister of the Ministry of Industry.
The Ministry of Industry has been entangled in the matter of transshipping grain in Sanmenxia for decades, no, hundreds of years, since Cong Teniang's former Sui Dynasty, but Mao didn't use it.
Jia Ping'an was thoughtful.
I remember that Sanmenxia built a reservoir later, what Sanmenxia, it was just blown up, leaving only the mainstay.
But the Sanmenxia Reservoir has caused endless disasters. There are many disputes about the quality of this reservoir.
But now the power of gunpowder is too weak to blow up such a solid reef.
Jia Pingan scratched his head, and suddenly looked at a few hairs that fell from his hands, and was startled.
Yeah, going bald?
That's all, don't worry too much, at worst, move the capital to Luoyang.
After this self-comfort, Jia Ping'an was in a good mood.
Immediately, he said solemnly that he was going home to compile a book. Ren Yaxiang was full of worries, but he just waved his hand.
After leaving the Ministry of War, I met an old acquaintance Li Yifu.
Today's Li Yifu is so powerful that most people dare not mess with it.
"Mr. Wuyang is leaving early?"
Jia Ping'an's book revision—Leaving early.
Li Yifu smiled viciously, and even Li Mao's smile turned into hatred.
Jia Pingan glanced at him, "None of your business!"
Your mother's salty radish is light to worry about.
"Why doesn't it matter to the old man?"
Li Yifu said coldly: "Since you came back from Liaodong, you have been domineering and frequently broke people's legs. This is what a courtier should do? As a prime minister, I will teach you what an official is today..."
There are two official characters.
Jia Ping'an sneered, "What do you want?"
Li Yifu smiled slightly, "You have less experience, so you don't know the heights of heaven and earth. This old man will go to persuade the queen to let you go to a local official, so that you can come back after suffering a lot."
Don't thank me!
Jia Pingan shook his head, feeling that Li Yifu was really rampant.
Going to be an official in a local area, Master Jia will be in a lot of trouble, so he should stay in Chang'an honestly.
Li Yifu did what he said, and immediately went to the palace to ask to see the emperor.
He is a favorite minister, so it is natural to see him.
The queen is also there, discussing political affairs with the emperor.
this…
Li Yifu glanced at the queen. He was the queen's loyal dog in name, but everyone knew that he was just a knife thrown by the emperor to the queen. Now he's going to clean up the queen's little brother...
But this has to be done!
He has been exchanging interests with some people recently, and one of the conditions of the other party is to drive Jia Pingan out of Chang'an.
"Your Majesty, Queen."
Li Yifu smiled very kindly. He first asked for instructions on one matter, and then changed the subject.
"I heard that Mr. Wu Yang was quite impulsive when he became an official, thinking that if this young handsome man doesn't know how to restrain himself, wouldn't it be a waste of talent..."
Li Zhi was thoughtful.
Wu Mei thought deeply.
What is this wild dog trying to do?
How dare you attack Ping An!
Why is the official impulsive, then Hu Yun attacked Ah Fu... Such a cute Ah Fu, it is kind of safe not to kill his family.
The corners of Wu Mei's mouth turned up slightly, looking very happy.
Is this...hooked?
Li Yifu was overjoyed, and continued: "The minister is thinking that there are vacancies in the place. If Duke Wuyang is allowed to serve for a few years, the dispute can be settled if he thinks about it."
The dispute caused by Master Jia breaking the legs of Hu Yun and his wife is still raging, but Jia Pingan doesn't care at all, he should eat and drink, and you probably want to attack me if you have the ability.
Li Zhi was still thoughtful.
That’s the queen’s younger brother, or a general who has made countless contributions, I… Forget it, Li Yi’s mansion has been too arrogant recently, let the queen handle it.
This cat Li...Wu Mei narrowed her eyes slightly.
Why go to the local government?
If Ping An went to a local government to become an official, how many people would attack him?
Li Yifu's name is Jianyan, but in fact it is entrapping peace!
It can be tolerated, which one cannot...be tolerated!
Wu Mei glanced at the emperor.
What do you mean?
Li Zhi turned his face away...you can figure it out.
In an instant, Wu Mei's eyes were full of murderous intent, she slapped the table, and bang, "You are so brave, you dare to slander..."
Li Yifu was stunned.
Wu Mei stood up, leaning sideways, "Your Majesty, Li Yi's mansion is domineering, and it persecutes Zhongliang even more. My concubine, please Your Majesty...demote him to the place where he is."
Li Yifu: "..."
The old man wanted to drive Jia Ping'an to another place... Now it turned out to be me.
He knelt down, regretting his guts, raised his head and said: "Your Majesty, Queen, I was confused for a while... Please forgive me."
What does His Majesty mean?
Li Yifu, who has always been domineering and arrogant, was hit hard. The first thing he did was to find the emperor's father.
Li Zhi is silent.
"Come here."
Wu Mei stood with her hands behind her back, looking like a man, "Li Yifu is the governor of Puzhou."
The voice was loud and echoed in the hall.
"Your Majesty..."
Li Yifu has committed a lot of things for a long time, but the emperor and empress have silently released him countless horses, so today he dared to use Jia Pingan to attack and trade with others.
According to his thinking, Jia Ping'an has been too domineering these days, causing unrest in Chang'an City, and some people even said that he would take his head. In this way, it is a double-edged sword to suggest that Jia Ping'an go to the local government to become an official. On the one hand, it reflects his loyalty, even if he is at odds with Jia Pingan, he still makes plans for him. On the other hand, being able to drive away an enemy and successfully make a deal with someone... This old man is so wise.
But he didn't know that he was just a dog, biting the courtiers' dogs according to the emperor's request.
Having been a dog for a long time, he actually came up with the idea that he is the master. Li Zhi kept silent today because he wanted to teach him a lesson.
Li Zhi waved his hand.
Li Zhi sat on the table with his hands in his hands, his expression blank.
Wu Mei stood beside her with her hands behind her back.
Outside the palace gate, Jia Pingan was grabbed by Shen Qiu.
"Today some people say that you have gone too far and they want to attack you. Don't take these threats lightly." Shen Qiu stretched out his hand to press down his long hair on the sideburns. Keeping you safe for a long time."
Jia Pingan feels that this guy is a little nervous, the key is that he doesn't know that there are people planning behind these things...
"There is no need to worry about these things, those people are just testing."
Changsun Wuji is about to die. It is said that when a whale falls, all things grow. How many people will pounce on the scavenger after a giant like Changsun Wuji falls?
The purpose of these people's harsh words now is to test the empress.
If the empress doesn't care, then they will naturally change their direction.
If the empress is in charge...
Shen Qiu moved his chin forward, and said in a low voice: "Look, those five people are baring their teeth at you, their eyes are as cold as ice, you should be sober, don't let the queen worry about you. "
Sister...
Jia Ping'an smiled, strangely.
He is afraid of shit, these people are scavengers, seeing the boss is about to fall, they just use various means to fight for carrion, and they are as peeing as vultures and hyenas.
The five people saw this, said a few words in a low voice, and smiled coldly.
"Look, one by one put their hands in front of their lower abdomen, and the aristocratic breath can be smelled from a long distance."
Jia Pingan praised.
Shen Qiu said in surprise: "You actually praise your opponent?"
Master Jia is not like this, is he?
Jia Pingan said lightly: "In a distant continent, there are many beasts. These beasts have their own division of labor. Naturally, wolves, tigers and leopards eat meat. There are also things that eat meat, such as a big bird called vulture, and A kind of dog called hyena, these two specialize in looking for rotting animal carcasses to eat, and they can be called the cleaners of nature."
He paused, pointed to the five people and said, "These people are vultures and hyenas, waiting to eat the carrion of a big man. If they open their mouths at me, I will break their front teeth. The hyenas are gone." The teeth can only starve to death, watching the rotting flesh starve to death."
Jia Ping'an's eyes were full of disdain.
"Lee Sang..."
A warm greeting came from behind, and Jia Pingan thought, isn't Li Ji in Shangshu Province? I have seen it before, how could I enter the palace in a blink of an eye.
Shen Qiu turned around, his expression changed suddenly.
"Old Shen, what did you see?"
Jia Ping'an turned around...
Li Yifu came out with a pale face, looking like a dog with a broken spine, and two servants followed behind him.
"Is Li Xiang sick?"
The official still smiled.
Li Yifu was silent.
The two servants behind him were the ones who sent him out of the imperial city, and they had to stare at him to leave immediately. As for packing up at home... You still want to pack up after being demoted, do you want a head? When Li Ji was demoted to Diezhou, he set out straight away after leaving the palace.
"Sang Li?"
Jia Pingan greeted him enthusiastically, "What does Li Xiang mean by this? Where is he going to become an official?"
He made a guess and felt that Lao Li had hit a wall.
Li Zhi naturally wouldn't let him run into a wall, but sister...can't sister? This is the emperor's dog.
Li Yifu looked up, with hatred in his eyes, "Jia Ping'an..."
It is useless to say harsh words at this time, but it will make the queen hate herself even more. Only with eyes...
You want to destroy me on behalf of the moon?
Jia Pingan was attracted by his resentful eyes and laughed, "Li Xiang just said that he would drive me out of Chang'an City, why...you two, dare to ask, where is Li Xiang going?"
"Puzhou." It was the queen who made the move, and Jia Pingan was the queen's younger brother, and the two servants rushed to assist Jia Pingan.
Damn it!
Puzhou is in the land of Shu, so let Li Yifu go to Puzhou, is this trying to force him to death?
Jia Ping'an's gloating was so obvious that Li Yifu quickened his pace in order to leave the place where he felt humiliated.
"Sang Li, go slowly, Sang Li is coming!"
Jia Pingan waved his hand and wrote a poem in an instant, "Wave your hand from here, and the Xiao Xiao team will sing."
Someone praised: "Mr. Wuyang's export is a success, it really is amazing. Li Xiang got these two lines of poems, all the way to Puzhou can be said to be smooth."
Li Yifu's face turned livid, and he walked faster and faster.
Out of the imperial city, he looked around and sighed.
"Spit!"
"I'm so **** afraid."
"Why don't you dare, Li Mao is going to Puzhou, God knows if he can come back alive. Didn't you get scolded by him last time, so that you couldn't be promoted, vomit!"
Tui.
Li Yifu didn't turn around. At this moment, all his thoughts were lost, he just wanted to hit his head to death.
Jia Pingan went to inquire and learned that Li Yi's mansion was slanderous and wanted to get him out of Chang'an. Then the elder sister was furious and yelled in front of the emperor, and then drove Li Yi's mansion to Puzhou.
"Sister..."
Jia Pingan looked at the straight Suzaku Street and suddenly smiled.
Li Yifu is out of luck.
Changan officialdom changed direction in an instant.
Li Yifu was born in an ordinary family, but the great Tang family is rampant, so the family background is very important. So Li Yifu claimed to be from the Li family in Zhaojun. It stands to reason that this kind of thigh-hugging thing should be reprimanded, and the root cause should be cleared up. However, many people from the Li family in Zhaojun are greedy for power and wealth, and they call Li Yifu brothers and sisters. Li Chongde was one of them in this matter, he included Li Yifu into the Li family of Zhaojun, and from then on Li Yifu was a member of the Li family of Zhaojun.
But the so-called prosperity is booming, and its death is also sudden...
"Li Chongde publicly announced that Li Yifu had attached himself to the Li family of Zhao County, and now, in order to get the truth right, he... was removed from the Li family of Zhao County."
Di Renjie had a lot of disdain on his face. He and Jia Pingan stood outside Jia's house, talking about recent events.
"People in the world seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. This is instinct. However, the Li family in Zhao County is quite famous. There is a Li family among the so-called seven surnames and ten families. It was brilliant for a while!"
Jia Pingan said sarcastically: "However, it's ridiculous that these once brilliant family figures bow their heads for the dog of Li Yifu."
But Jia Pingan felt that this was inevitable. After the royal family and the aristocratic family were secretly enemies, the life of the aristocratic family was also quite difficult. But seeing that Changsun Wuji is about to fall, there will be a power gap, and these families will follow up to fill it.
There is no way to do it. Most of the talents in Datang come from aristocratic families, or families of powerful people. Ordinary people... To be honest, Jia Pingan thinks that ordinary people have no place to stand out in Datang.
"Ah Fu!"
The two turned around, and saw Ah Fu slowly coming out of the backyard, Jia Yu and Doudou cheering him up from left to right.
"Ah Fu, be good, let's go a few more steps."
Doudou clap your hands.
Jia Yu dragged the old turtle out, and said while dragging, "Ah Fu, if you eat the old turtle, you'll be fine."
The old turtle was struggling desperately, but Ah Fu gave it a sideways glance, and the old turtle didn't dare to move.
A Fu saw Jia Ping'an and hummed for a while.
Jia Pingan smiled and went over, rubbing for a while.
"Sure enough, I raised him as a son."
Di Renjie said with a smile.
Time passed, and when the shoots appeared on the branches, Kuai Ma brought news from Tubo.
"Tubo originally assembled a large army and planned to attack Anxi by detour from Congling. Someone was going to lead the way. After the news of the battle of Liaodong reached Tubo, the army disbanded immediately." Wang Zhongliang retreated after finishing the recitation.
Eldest Sun Wuji was silent. Today, he has almost no right to speak in the court, so what's the use of saying it? Looking at the emperor, when his eyes swept over him, he didn't stop at all, let alone a trace of color.
"Tibetan villain." Xu Jingzong was spitting, "I thought that the Tang Dynasty would be trapped in Liaodong, but I didn't expect that the Tang Dynasty would reach the edge of the Yalu River after the first battle of the Tang Dynasty. Lu Dongzan must have panicked, hahahaha !"
Old Xu was too optimistic.
Jia Ping'an was able to attend the court meeting today, and said, "Your Majesty, I think you should not be underestimated. If Tubo attacks Anxi in the future, it will definitely go to Congling. I think you should be prepared."
Tubo wholeheartedly wanted to seize Anxi, an important place for exchanges between the East and the West, and hold the Silk Road in its own hands. He even wanted to block Datang within the Hexi Corridor, and then Tubo could attack in Anxi and other places. After the strength was strong enough to wrestle with Datang, they would attack Datang again.
Xu Jingzong squinted at Jia Pingan. Xiao Jia actually sang against the old man. Is he drifting away or wants to be stabbed?
Li Ji stood up, "Your Majesty, that is indeed the case."
Xu Jingzong sat down with a dry smile.
Li Ji glanced at the emperor, but what he thought of was the queen's overreach.
In the palace, Zhou Shanxiang entered the palace, saw Wu Mei writing at the desk, and said in a low voice: "Queen, those two have entered the palace again."
"Um!"
Wu Mei responded lightly.
"Shameless!"
Zhou Shanxiang went out, and then she yelled and cursed.
Shameless... so what?
The so-called people are shameless and can do everything, but... Sister, don't challenge my patience.
The writing brush in Wu Mei's hand moved slowly, as if wielding a heavy weight.
big!
The stroke on the right side of the big character is abnormally sharp.
Like a blade!
…
Looking for double monthly pass!
(end of this chapter)