Chapter 724 Shuo
Jia Pingan doesn't know physiognomy, at most he can fool around with a few words, such as what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, etc. slowly.
But at this moment he was shocked.
Can you see this?
He squinted at Wei Qingyi, and asked with a smile, "How did Qingyi see it?"
He clenches his hands behind his back.
The accompanying Baiqi, Xu Xiaoyu and others began to block the surrounding escape space.
"My spiritual sense is very keen, and I can get twice the result with half the effort in cultivation. Master said that I am a genius in cultivation."
This shameless woman is boasting!
"Oh, I asked how to tell."
You talk about him all the time, what are you trying to do?
Wei Qingyi asked in surprise: "Didn't you see his face?"
Jia Pingan took a step forward and looked back.
The spirited guy has fair skin and a rosy complexion. What is his complexion?
"His complexion was originally black between his brows, and he won't live to be twenty-four..."
Jia Ping'an's body shook.
Didn’t the elder nephew die before he was twenty-four years old?
Wei Qingyi circled around Li Hong.
Jia Ping'an let go of his fist.
"What does this mean?"
The accompanying people felt that it was extraordinary that a woman could turn Wuyang Hou around a few times.
Wei Qingyi stopped in front of Li Hong, and suddenly sighed.
"Marquis of Wuyang..."
This call is mellow and lingering.
Of course, this is Master Jia's judgment.
"Is there anything else?"
Jia Ping'an's words and deeds are outrageous.
"have!"
Wei Qingyi quickly wanted to touch Li Hong, but was slapped away by Jia Pingan.
Don't try to take advantage of my eldest nephew!
Wei Qingyi snorted coldly, and said very dissatisfied: "I just want to see..."
"Goro go back first!"
Jia Ping'an turned around and called the accompanying people.
"Protect Goro and go home, if something goes wrong, you will know the consequences."
"uncle!"
Li Hong was instilled with many things today, and at the moment his mind is a little confused.
"Reassurance is a good thing."
Jia Pingan watched them go away with a smile.
"That's the prince!"
Wei Qingyi's body trembled, "Sure enough, the only one who can have such a fate is... expensive."
Your wool, if you look at the progress, the eldest nephew can live on for more than ten years, and then burp.
Jia Pingan looked at her with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile: "You know the fate of the prince...you are very lucky."
Wei Qingyi was taken aback for a moment, and then exploded.
"You did it on purpose! No wonder I said how could you bring the prince... No, you deliberately revealed the identity of the prince, just to make me have no way out... Marquis Wuyang, what are you going to do?"
Wei Qingyi put on airs casually, and was quite energetic.
"Don't use such means in front of me, there are two ways."
Jia Pingan stretched out two fingers.
"Tsing Yi!"
The old liar couldn't get in from the outside, so he shouted: "Is it okay?"
Jia Pingan took a look at him and felt that this old liar was really lucky.
"Master, I'm fine!"
Wei Qingyi smiled and said, "I am discussing physiognomy with Marquis Wuyang."
"oh!"
The old liar is relieved.
"Two paths."
Jia Ping'an is one of the few, "Entering the palace to become a physiognomist for the royal family is very risky."
The so-called companionship is like companionship with a tiger. Don’t those miraculous masters throughout the ages have no skills? But why did it still fall.
"If you get involved in any battle in the palace, what kind of physiognomist... Let me ask, can your physiognomy be deceiving?"
Wei Qingyi shook his head, with despair in his eyes.
Look, experts are also afraid of death, right?
Jia Pingan smiled and said: "The second way is to stay in Chang'an. I will tell the people below that without my permission, they are not allowed to handle the crimes for you. Since you are practicing Taoism, you should know that it is difficult to move forward without crossing the road." ..."
"Which way do you choose?"
Jia Pingan felt that he was a demon who kidnapped and sold ignorant girls, and his heart was moved by what he said.
Go to the palace?
Wei Qingyi is not the kind of person who can be restrained at first sight.
Stay in Chang'an, this is for Master Jia's spare.
Changan has a deep routine, and it is impossible to go back to the countryside.
If you want to fight in this era, it is always good to have an extra body protection ability.
Wei Qingyi raised his head, his eyes almost burst into flames, wishing he could tear his hands off.
"Chang'an!"
smart people!
Entering the palace seems rich, but short-lived.
Staying in Chang'an can lead to a long life.
"Come on, I'll take you to dinner."
Jia Ping'an smiled like an unscrupulous uncle coaxing an ignorant girl to see a goldfish, clapped his hands, and the servant stepped forward.
The rain cloth is spread out, and the wine and dishes are placed.
The old liar didn't even come over.
Sure enough, he is a smart man!
Jia Ping'an and Wei Qingyi ate, drank and had fun, and after a while, they got along somewhat.
"What is Physiognomy?"
Jia Ping'an asked casually.
"Physiognomy..."
Wei Qingyi pulled out the chicken bones, and she was very happy to eat the food from Lao Jia’s house, thinking that it would be good to stay in Chang’an.
"The so-called physiognomy is to look at the complexion, to look at the complexion... You can only see the surface, but I can see the skin."
subcutaneous fat?
Jia Pingan laughed, and then changed the subject.
…
Li Hong returned to the palace.
"Where did you go?"
Wu Mei is really busy, and she is a little careless when asking her son.
Incense is burned in the hall, this time it is elegant.
"Aniang, my uncle took me to see a woman earlier..."
Um?
Wu Mei was furious.
"How old are you? He wants to show you women?"
No!
Wu Mei stood up, frowning slightly.
"Who is that woman?"
"It's called Wei Qingyi."
Wu Mei has a lot to do every day, and the names of such people can't be remembered at all.
"She said that my fate has changed. Uncle can't say this to another person."
Wu Mei suddenly burst out laughing.
"Ping'an is a narrow-minded person, and even coaxed you."
"Auntie."
"Go, go, Auntie is busy!"
Child Li Hong went back unhappy.
Walking out of the hall, he suddenly cheered up, "Gu will surely live past twenty-four years old!"
…
The Silla messenger has arrived.
"Your Majesty, the coalition forces of Goryeo and Baekje are attacking again, and Silla is miserable..."
The monarch and his subjects looked at each other in blank dismay.
Datang is preparing to go to Liaodong, but he has to find an excuse... Isn't this a sleepy pillow?
And there is another advantage, you can ask for money and food.
Miaozai Miaozai!
Li Zhi said solemnly: "Is this trying to shame Datang?"
The Lord humiliated his officials to death.
The officials stood up and cupped their hands, "Your Majesty, please go to battle!"
A group of civil servants challenged the battle, aggressive!
The Silla envoy couldn't help but be ecstatic.
this…
Datang is going to fight?
The previous visits were perfunctory, saying that the invasion was nonsense, and Silla only wanted to deceive Datang.
Jin Chunqiu was quite helpless when he got the news, and it was routine to ask for help again this time.
What if Datang agrees?
Even if they don’t agree, at least Datang can reward them with something to make them a fortune.
But actually agreed?
God!
No, it depends on what the emperor wants.
But they all said that this is to shame Datang...
Li Zhi was slightly annoyed, "If the Tang Dynasty floats away, the risk is not small after all. I was thinking...we can attack from Liaodong."
The so-called king is no joke.
As soon as these words came out, it was a certainty.
The envoy was tired all the way, but after hearing this, he hiccupped and passed out.
Well!
The monarch and his ministers are acting together, but what do you mean by that?
Embarrassing!
Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing when he heard the news.
"This is unexpected happiness."
Li Ji muttered: "This time the old man leads the army, if he doesn't obey the general's order..."
Some preparations had to be done for the expedition, so Jia Pingan took advantage of this not to return to the Ministry of War and wandered around all day.
Of course Li Jingye also wanted to roam around. The two of them wandered around Pingkangfang, watching Hu girls throwing their butts and prostitutes yelling.
Two prostitutes waved and smiled coquettishly outside the brothel.
"Brother, go in."
Li Jingye looked hungry.
"The women in your family have never used it?"
Jia Ping'an thought of dolls.
"But I love fraternity!"
Damn it!
This shameless thing.
Jia Pingan got up, "You go."
Li Jingye said in surprise: "Brother, do you think I am a person who forgets righteousness because of sex?"
Is not it?
Jia Ping'an felt very relieved.
"Lang Jun!"
Li Jingye, who is super thick, has attracted the attention of prostitutes.
"It's Marquis Wuyang!"
In an instant the whores exploded.
Jia Ping'an was surrounded, and the prostitutes were eager to let him in. But Master Jia is such a person, how can he be bewitched by them.
"Brother..."
Li Jingye was dragged by two prostitutes, and went inside with difficulty.
If this guy wants to struggle, let alone two prostitutes, twenty of them are useless.
Jia Pingan slowly wandered to the Iron Head Restaurant.
"Marquis of Wuyang!"
Many, many, make tea quickly.
"I'm waiting for someone."
Jia Pingan sat down, picked up the paper casually, saw the ink smears, it was much better than himself.
"Good word!"
"It's all the advice of Marquis Wuyang."
Duoduo smiled shyly.
Later, the undercover agent came.
"What is it?"
Zheng Yuandong stared at Duoduo as soon as he came in.
Twenty-five boys!
Jia Pingan whispered: "Be careful recently."
He floated away.
Zheng Yuandong turned around in astonishment.
This word...
Why is it wrong?
Jia Ping'an casually dropped a sentence, and Zheng Yuandong thought about it for a long time, and he didn't even like a lot.
Changsun Wuji should still be a year or two away from bad luck, but in the past two years, it is impossible to say what changes will happen, and Changsun Wuji will be cannon fodder.
Zheng Yuandong chased him out.
Staggering steps!
Many people were stunned, thinking that this old guy would have such a gaffe?
But Jia Ping'an had long since disappeared into the crowd.
Come to inform him, this is fulfilling his duty, as for how Zheng Yuandong can escape...
Jia Ping'an really didn't want to care about it.
The emperor's undercover agent, and Changsun Wuji's confidant, these two identities are extremely explosive.
He then entered the palace.
"Uncle, no one believes it!"
Child Li Hong felt aggrieved and wanted to cry.
Well!
Jia Ping'an originally asked him to tell sister, but...
Apparently, sister doesn't like feudal superstition.
Jia Pingan said with a dry smile: "It's better not to believe. Let's hold back, and we will be able to summon the small universe when we hold back seven tigers in the future."
So little Li Hong smiled happily.
"Uncle, what is a small universe?"
Why is this kid so curious?
Jia Pingan said casually: "The small universe is a good thing to eat."
"tasty?"
Li Hong felt a little greedy.
Jia Ping'an asked curiously: "You...can the palace shorten your diet?"
This is the prince of the Tang Dynasty, not to mention dragon liver and phoenix marrow, he should be able to eat what Chang'an has.
Li Hong said aggrievedly: "Uncle doesn't know something, Aye and Aniang said that they are not allowed to eat those heavy foods alone, and they are not allowed to eat too greasy ones."
Well!
Isn’t this what I told you?
The eldest nephew was shot!
"It's a good thing not to eat. Occasionally, I will eat meat, tsk tsk! It's just like Chinese New Year..."
"What is Chinese New Year?"
The empress entered the door.
hehe!
Jia Ping'an said casually: "It's the first month of the new year, the Chinese New Year, the sound of firecrackers saying goodbye to the old year, and the spring breeze bringing warmth into Tusu. Isn't it just saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new?"
Now during the Chinese New Year, someone got bamboo and threw it into the fire to burn it, and it was crackling.
Li Zhi nodded, "Something interesting."
Wu Mei praised: "Ping An is talent."
Jia Pingan smiled dryly.
This seems to be Wang Anshi's couplet, Lao Wang, I'm sorry for pulling your wool.
Jia Ping'an fooled the empress and left freely.
The weather is getting colder.
The city of Chang'an became more and more chill.
Gao Yang's belly was getting bigger, and Jia Pingan felt a headache when he saw it.
"This baby is a worry, why don't you wait until I come back to conceive?"
The layout of the bedroom is very simple. After Jia Pingan said that pregnancy should not be extravagant and it is not good for mother and child, Gao Yang emptied the bedroom overnight, claiming that there was not a single needle left, and the whole set of furniture was replaced with new ones. of.
But then Jia Pingan came to see it, and said that the furniture could not be replaced with new ones, and the paint smelled bad, which was even worse for mother and child.
I remember that Gao Yang looked at him in surprise at that time, didn’t the furniture in your house be put away for a few years or more after it was built?
Jia Ping'an almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
If it wasn't for her own wife and she was pregnant, Jia Ping'an would have to take care of it.
I have never heard of it playing for several years or more!
The current paint is not the kind of thing that contains formaldehyde or other aldehydes in the later generations. After more than ten years, it will be infested with insects.
"Husband doesn't dare to say that."
Gao Yang rubbed his stomach, looking forward to it, "When my husband triumphs, my baby will definitely be born. Husband, please give the baby a name."
"What are you panicking about?"
Jia Ping'an was a little confused.
You said you wanted the surname Jia, but what if Li Zhi got the baby into the palace in a fit of rage?
If the surname is Gao...no, the surname is Li...
"Call Chen, it's not appropriate."
It is absolutely impossible for the surname to be Jia, otherwise Li Zhi would vomit blood in anger. Although Jia Ping'an had nothing to do with his vomiting of blood, but he couldn't stand it, it was unethical!
You slept with my sister, and you have to have a surname of Jia to give birth to a baby. You are a bully!
Jia Chen is good, but Li Chen has some problems.
"Why don't we call it Shuo."
Li Shuo, that's a good name!
Gao Yang stared at her with unkind eyes, "What if it's a girl? Can't a girl have a name?"
Jia Ping'an sighed, "The girl wants to be cute, what's the name? The girl is waiting for me to come back and choose a name, don't tamper with it."
Coaxing Gao Yang into a smile, Jia Pingan went out and saw someone shouting from the opposite house.
"Killed! Killed!"
Qian Er was stunned, then said dumbly, "It's none of our business."
You have a good way of protecting yourself wisely!
Jia Pingan led the horse and knocked on the door.
"who?"
Someone inside was shouting and asking, quite impatiently.
"Woooooooooooo!"
Jia Pingan heard someone being gagged.
Is this to kill?
"Open the door!"
Jia Pingan held down the handle of the knife and took a step back.
Xu Xiaoyu and Wang Laoer guarded him from left to right.
Squeak!
The side door opened.
A head stuck out and scolded: "Which one who is not afraid of death dares to come to my house to make trouble?"
Jia Pingan pressed the handle of the knife, and said with a half-smile: "Is your head hard, or is my knife hard?"
The man was stunned, and then sneered, "So it's Marquis Wuyang! Are you here to seek trouble at the Li family?"
Jia Pingan kicked him in with one kick.
Li Ji, son of the clan, this clan, which is one character less than Li Yuanji, is doing well in Chang'an, even the disciples are shady.
Menzi shouted: "Come here!"
Jia Pingan went in as if no one was there, looked around, and found the man who was dragged to the corner.
Two big men are dragging him to the side, but they can't move...
When a person wants to survive, the power that bursts out is jaw-dropping.
The man broke free from the two big men, dug out the gag cloth ball, and shouted: "The Li family murdered for money..."
"How to murder your life?"
Jia Pingan pointed to the two men who rushed over.
Menzi shouted: "Useless people, you will be killed later."
Xu Xiaoyu stepped forward alone, but Jia Pingan kicked the man away without watching the battle.
"say!"
The most disgusting person who touches his hands and feet.
The man shouted: "Save me first..."
Jia Pingan said flatly: "I am here, who can kill you?"
The man turned his head, and the two big men had already been brought down by Xu Xiaoyu.
"My name is Yellow Fish..."
Jia Pingan looked strange and asked, "What fish?"
"Yellow croaker."
"Tell me about this."
Jia Pingan remembers seeing this person making a fuss the last time he passed by, and he is still making a fuss now, which shows that he has been wronged.
He is not Qingtian, but if he let it go the first time, he will not be able to do it the second time.
The man cried: "My sister! You died so badly!"
"Why howl? Say the reason!"
Jia Pingan's biggest headache was crying.
The two women in the family are okay, they don’t like to cry because of their long legs, but once the baby face feels wronged, the tears can flow all night, and the pillow is wet when they wake up.
Not to mention the two children, crying can be said to be filled with magic sounds, making people miserable.
Huang Yu choked up and said: "My younger sister married the Prince of Wanhe County, who knew that he was greedy for beauty, and soon abandoned it like a pair of shoes. He also doted on the newcomer. My sister was bullied by the newcomer and suffered terribly. In the end...depressed Final!"
This statement... is very wrong!
Jia Pingan thinks this is unscientific.
"Is your sister the main wife?"
What kind of mess is there between the new and the old, why don't you try to humiliate your wife?
The key is a county king, and it is impossible for his wife to be of a simple background. You are still oppressed by a newcomer, what a joke!
So that's one reason for the right match.
When one party is weak, the marriage will naturally be tilted, and finally the weaker party becomes the target of oppression.
In future generations, there are things waiting to marry into a wealthy family, but how many are happy? The novelty between a man and a woman lasts for a few years, and after that, even if you are as beautiful as a fairy, it will be easy.
Huang Yu shook his head, "It's my concubine."
Sure enough.
"it's here!"
Menzi came with people.
Headed by Wanhe County King Li Ji.
Li Ji saw that he drank a lot of wine, and came with more than ten people in a mighty manner, and shouted: "Give it to Ye Ye!"
Jia Ping'an turned around and said coldly, "Can you try playing one?"
Li Ji blinked, "Marquis of Wuyang?"
Huang Yu panicked, "Marquis Wuyang, that's him!"
Jia Pingan waved and said very relaxedly: "Come on, tell me about how ugly you two are."
One of the accompanying guests hiccupped and cursed, "You deserve it too?"
Snapped!
Li Ji slapped his hand away.
The guest covered his face in astonishment, "The king of the county..."
(end of this chapter)