Chapter 713 Shark sculpture
"Xiao Jia!"
"What are you doing?"
Jia Ping'an turned around and saw Uncle Li riding his horse over.
He couldn't help but want to slap himself.
Why didn't you think of asking Uncle Li to see Gao Yang Clinic?
Uncle Li was still benevolent, walking side by side with Jia Pingan.
"Do you think it's an auspicious beast?"
He was talking about a very hot thing recently.
Just the day before yesterday, someone presented an auspicious beast to the emperor, and it turned out to be a white tiger.
Tsk tsk!
Immediately, the audience was blocked!
Master Jia was naturally interested, but after a few glances, he dismissed it like an LSP.
"I don't think...it's not."
Jia Ping'an really wanted to say that it was albinism, but once he said it...
"Who said this is not auspicious beast?"
A Shangya official next to him looked enthusiastic, "This is clearly the auspicious auspiciousness bestowed on Datang by the heavens! Baihu, what auspicious auspiciousness, what auspicious auspiciousness..."
Damn, this is crazy.
"That day the Indian Mission was able to offer a white tiger, which shows its loyalty to the Tang Dynasty!"
It’s just albinism, why are you so excited?
Jia Ping'an felt that this product was smacking.
But he just looked at this guy with that helpless look, and immediately exploded.
"Marquis Wuyang, do you know the white tiger..."
Jia Pingan rode his horse and left.
This kind of crazy auspicious worshiper can't listen to anyone's reasoning.
Arriving at the Ministry of War, Jia Ping'an nodded first, and then asked for leave in the morning tea room.
Entering the palace to teach!
Li Hong actually brought Wang Xia.
That's right, this baby is a repayer.
Then class starts.
After class, Li Hong asked questions enthusiastically.
"Marquis Wuyang, some people say that white tiger is auspicious, and being able to get close is a blessing..."
Jia Ping'an was dumbfounded.
"Also said that the white tiger master killed..."
White Tiger can also manage hernia, and even more so...
"Finished?"
Li Hong nodded, looking expectant.
"A white tiger is a white tiger. There are many strange animals and plants in the world. For example, the year before last in Chang'an, there was a fat sheep with six legs. It was chopped up with a knife and then discarded. But someone picked up that sheep and roasted it. What? Nothing."
What Jia Pingan hates the most is such rumors. Children have no ability to discern and are easily fooled
And Li Hong is now an important node in shaping the Three Views. Once he is misled, the child will go astray in the future.
"I mentioned iron-eating beasts before, and they said that iron-eating beasts eat iron, but you have been to Daodefang, what does Ah Fu eat?"
The best way to educate children is to induce.
Li Hong thought of Ah Fu, and couldn't help but smile more in his eyes, "Ah Fu eats bamboo and other things, but he doesn't eat iron."
"This is spreading rumors, and the white tiger is the same."
Jia Pingan waved his hand, and Wang Xia resigned.
Li Hong was a little excited, "Marquis Wuyang, do you want to talk about some secrets?"
"There is no secret!"
Jia Pingan said solemnly: "You always remember one thing, there has never been any mystery. What you don't understand is not called mystery, but worship caused by ignorance. Take this incident as an example, Prince, you Say, a white-skinned tiger deserves all the fanfare?"
Li Hong was a little at a loss.
Jia Ping'an didn't speak any more, but waited for him to wake up.
He picked up the textbook, hummed a song, and even wanted to dance.
"Not worth it!"
Li Hong said, "If a white-skinned tiger comes today, and a white-skinned cow comes tomorrow, is it true that everyone in Tang Dynasty will still be like this?"
Jia Ping'an was very pleased,
Good baby!
Jia Pingan felt that sooner or later he could make Li Hong the emperor.
But he has to live past his parents first.
Pitiful.
Thinking that Li Zhi would have to live for decades, Jia Pingan smiled unkindly.
Li Hong had fun after that, ran outside for a while, and then got a knife to practice martial arts...
"Prince!"
The queen called him.
"coming!"
Li Hong appeared in the hall with a ruddy complexion.
"I've seen the white tiger, it's really novel." Seeing his son coming in, Li Zhi waved his hand, "What did the prince learn today?"
Li Hong respectfully said: "Aye, today I learned how to distinguish knowledge."
"oh!"
Li Zhi asked with interest: "Who taught it? Jiang Linzun?"
Jiang Linzun is talented, otherwise Li Zhi wouldn't have put him by his son's side.
"Aye, it's Marquis Wuyang."
Li Hong obviously didn't like Jiang Linzun.
Wang Zhongliang couldn't help smiling unkindly when he saw him at the side, but Li Zhi saw it.
We are a tragedy...
"Tell me!" Li Zhi said with a smile while glancing at him.
Li Hong said confidently: "Learning is important, but what is more important is to have a spirit of doubt. Students must have the self-confidence that they are better than blue, so that a generation can be better than a generation!"
Huh!
Wu Mei let out a light snort.
Li Zhi was taken aback for a moment.
One generation is stronger than one generation.
This is easy to say, but difficult to do.
For example, how many years have the knowledge passed down by the old master? But it is still shining and shining.
It’s not that these knowledge should not be passed on, but how many years later, what about new knowledge?
Where did it go?
The so-called new generation replaces the old, what matters is the replacement of the new generation.
He glanced at the prince, and some thoughts turned in his mind.
"The prince thinks this is right?"
Li Hong nodded vigorously, "Aye, Marquis Wuyang said that the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and the front waves died on the beach. I think it should be like this...Those who can learn can learn, and those who can't learn can be put aside, waiting for those people to figure it out."
"Qianlang died on the beach?"
Wu Mei said calmly, "I'll ask for safety later."
Li Zhi nodded, and the couple had a serious exchange of opinions.
—Kick him!
Otherwise, how can we get rid of our hatred?
"Aye..."
Li Hong hesitated to speak.
Li Zhi smiled and said: "You child, why are you still shy? Say something."
"Aye, that white cow... no, it's a white tiger." Li Zhi and Wu Mei were almost **** off as soon as Li Hong spoke.
Li Hong shrunk his neck, "I think the white tiger should be ignored, and even returned to the forest."
If Jia Pingan heard this, he would probably be slapped.
This white tiger came to Datang from Tianzhu thousands of miles away. Even if it is not auspicious, it can't be displaced, right? It won't be long before you have to starve to death.
Um?
Wu Mei frowned and looked at the prince, wondering why the child mentioned this?
White tigers are very rare. Wu Mei has gone to see them several times in the past few days, each time with great interest.
"What did Goro think of?"
Wu Mei asked with a smile.
Li Hong muttered: "The white tiger...isn't auspicious! It's just a white tiger."
Boom!
Wu Mei slapped the desk and said angrily, "Where did you hear that?"
Li Zhi glanced at the prince, but he was not angry.
In his opinion, the crown prince is still a naughty boy, so there is no need to care about the opinion of the naughty boy.
Li Hong lowered his head, but kept muttering.
"It was supposed to be..."
Wu Mei laughed angrily, "Come on, but you said it. If you can't make a reason, you will be a vegetarian for three days later."
The crown prince will naturally not go hungry, but a three-day vegetarian diet is also very difficult for a child.
But Li Hong was delighted when he heard it.
The co-author A Niang actually thought I was just joking?
"Aniang, a white tiger is a white tiger, what if there is a black tiger?"
"Nonsense!"
Wu Mei raised her brows upside down, ready to tear her son apart.
"But there was a fat sheep with six legs in Chang'an city the year before last!"
Well!
Have it?
Since it is said that there is, then there must be.
Wu Mei and Li Zhi exchanged glances again, thinking it should be.
Ahem!
Li Zhi found that his wife was a little bit unable to withstand the offensive of his son, so he went into battle shirtless.
"Can the prince know the changes in the world?"
Li Hong was taken aback for a moment, feeling that the problem was too big to be solved.
"Aye, isn't the heaven and the earth the same? The sky is the cloud, and the earth is the earth. What changes?"
Li Zhi looked at him, and asked again after a long time: "Who taught you this messy knowledge?"
"..."
Li Hong hesitated for a moment, and then said smoothly: "Aye, isn't the sky just a layer of clouds?"
How could a child know this? Li Zhi couldn't help laughing, feeling that his suspicion was unfounded.
"The sky is not a cloud."
Li Zhi talked to him in detail, while Wu Mei watched from the side, feeling warm and infinite. It would be even better if you don't think of the mother and daughter.
“…revere the heavens and the earth…”
Li Zhi said over and over again that the purpose was to make his son fear the heaven and the earth.
Marquis Wuyang once said that there is no need to tell outsiders about many things. If you say it, others will not understand you, and will even slander and slander you.
This is the human heart.
Li Hong doesn't know what is human heart, but he knows the painstaking efforts of his uncle in planning for him.
"...How high is the sky? There are thirty-three thousand days..."
Li Zhi spoke very smoothly, and Wu Mei listened with a smile on the side.
Your Majesty is so knowledgeable.
Wang Zhongliang also listened with gusto, and suddenly became excited, thinking why do we take His Majesty's words as myths...
Li Hong was out of mind.
Uncle said that the sky has a broad sense and a narrow sense. The narrow sense is the sky that can be seen by the naked eye. This sky operates under the protection of a cover, but it is actually a small world.
God in a broad sense, you should...
Li Hong looked up at the sky.
Li Zhi nodded, thinking that his son had realized his knowledge.
"sky…"
He continues to preach his argument.
Li Hong seemed to have passed through all obstacles and saw the stars.
Boom!
Dead stars are turning slowly.
This is the universe in my uncle's mouth, boundless.
is that true?
Li Hong really wanted to travel among them.
"Your Majesty!"
A servant came, but it was something from the previous dynasty.
Li Zhi said regretfully: "I still have more to say, and it seems that Wulang is the same, and I will talk about it when I turn around."
"yes!"
Li Hong wanted to say that he didn’t want to hear about how tall the sky was, but he remembered one sentence: remember to be dog.
Uncle said that his way is a dog, and there is an inexplicable obscene development. He didn't understand the meaning of these words, he only knew that it was right to pretend to be his grandson.
"Aniang, I'm going to study."
He smiled innocently.
"Go."
Under Wu Mei's gratified eyes, the prince returned to his place.
"Everyone get out."
He drove everyone out, dragged out a small box from under the bed, and opened it with his own key.
Open the lid, and there are a few books inside.
The first one is called physics.
But Gu can't understand it!
But if you can’t read it, it means it’s a good book.
The child was squatting in front of the bed, watching with ecstasy...
…
Jia Pingan walked in Chang'an City, with Bao Dong and Lei Hong behind him, and Xu Xiaoyu and Duan Chuliang outside.
"It's not that I don't trust them, but that they can't stop them."
Jia Ping'an is very clear that once someone really wants to assassinate him, it must be thunderous. Both Bao Dong and Lei Hong have been carefully trained by him, so they know how to resist the current attack and how to be human shields.
Master Jia is afraid of death.
So find two human shields for yourself.
"It's raining!"
Sunny and rainy!
This is a very interesting thing.
"I'm wronged!"
Outside the gate of Xuanyangfang, a man knelt there and howled.
He was dirty, his hair was disheveled, and he howled when he looked up.
"I borrowed 10,000 yuan to open a restaurant, and it was seized as soon as I opened it. No one wanted to take the restaurant, and no one took 1,000 yuan! God, are you blind? I just want to do business, why should I be so negotiated?" Grind, why..."
This man, Jia Pingan, had some impressions in a trance, "But the one who was arrested a while ago?"
Bao Dong nodded, gloating and said: "This person is called Wei Liang, and when he bribed the officials of Yongzhou Governor's Mansion, the official swore that he would just open it, and he would greet people..."
Jia Pingan looked at Wei Liang, and saw that he just howled.
"After the incident, no one took care of you?"
"Huh! Marquis Wuyang knows?"
Bao Dong said in surprise: "No, when the incident happened, it was a small official from Wannian County who came here. Wei Liang eagerly said that he knew who the officials of Yongzhou Governor's Mansion were. People. Now that he has entered, look at his slovenly appearance, maybe he just got out of prison today."
Lei Hong also said rather sadly, "It's a pity that this is a broken house."
"This is not pathetic!"
Jia Pingan is disgusted with the commercial ban, but even more disgusted with these people who are constantly jumping back and forth on the edge. The timing is not enough, let alone horizontal jumps, even vertical jumps are useless.
Wei Liang's howling continued for a long time, but in the end he had no choice but to leave.
"Wei Liang!"
Wei Liang turned around and saw that it was a young man with four followers.
His howling was out of desperation, but not madness.
"Meet my husband!"
Jia Pingan said lightly: "Do you still want to open a restaurant?"
Wei Liang nodded, and then sneered, "Do the guests still dare to eat the food made by Wei? The last time Wannian County arrested people, nine diners were taken away at that time, so nine people, hahahaha!"
Jia Pingan pushed open the door of the restaurant and walked in.
"The table is full of dust, wipe it, and the floor is also dusty, clean it up quickly!"
Somehow, Wei Liang complied.
After sweeping down, the window was bright, and Wei Liang only felt comfortable in all limbs.
He pulled up his hair, and he looked very handsome.
"Cook."
Jia Pingan sat down and dropped a piece of silver.
Wei Liang was startled, and glanced at Jia Pingan, "Could the guest be joking?"
Silver flew over immediately.
"Hurry up, yeah I'm hungry!"
Poor Wei Liang's store is all rotten, and the kitchen is full of snails, plus a group of unknown bugs.
"ah!"
He rushed out with a pale face and shouted: "There is a ghost!"
"No Promise!"
Jia Pingan couldn't help smiling when he thought of his Chang'an canteen.
"Clean up."
Bao Dong and Lei Hong were driven in by Jia Pingan with bitter faces, retching and fighting.
A bunch of bugs here, a bunch of flies over there.
"This is not a kitchen, this is... this is a cesspit."
Lei Hong said in a tangled way.
Jia Pingan stood outside the door, and said leisurely: "In the past, there were a lot of meat and vegetables here. The rotten meat gave birth to maggots, and the rotten vegetables gave birth to insects. After a while, when these things are all eaten, the inside will be clean again. .”
"Hey! It seems to be true."
Bao Dong washed and brushed, and said: "Back then we had a case in Baiqi, a woman was killed in the house. When we went, only skeletons were left, but the villagers who reported the case said that there were maggots rampant at the beginning, and so on. When you feel something is wrong, you report to the police, but nothing is left.”
"This is the power of ghosts and gods." Lei Hong tugged at his beard.
This is the power of nature.
Jia Pingan pulled out the horizontal knife and patted his palm lightly.
"There are giant whales in the sea. Before the giant whale dies, it will find a quiet sea area and wait quietly for death. When it dies, it will slowly sink to the bottom of the sea..."
A beautiful picture appeared.
"Then some creatures appeared, small fish and shrimps, or something else. They fed on the carcass of the whale, and other smaller things also appeared, and they worked together to decompose the carcass of the giant whale..."
Bao Dong and Lei Hong stopped their work.
That retching Wei Liang felt like he was listening to a scripture.
"This process is very long. With the development of this process, countless sea creatures will be born in the place where the giant whale fell..."
Bao Dong listened fascinated, "Marquis Wuyang, what is that giant whale?"
"Giant whales are... huge fish, very big fish."
Jia Ping'an thought about the giant whale he saw later, and couldn't help being fascinated.
I only saw it on TV, when will I see it in real life.
"How big is it?"
Lei Hong continued to pull his beard, pulling all the dirt on his hands to his face.
So Jia Pingan has never understood the benefits of growing a beard, not to mention affecting daily life, and it is also dirty.
"perhaps…"
Jia Pingan looked at the kitchen and gestured, "It's very big, a giant whale is about twenty steps long, and it's huge..."
"Twenty steps long?"
Bao Dong and Lei Hong imagined it for a while, and felt a little incredible.
Thirty meters!
How long can the animals you see on weekdays be?
Even a giant python is only ten meters long.
horrible!
"So after death, human beings gather many small things to devour the body similar to giant whales. It's no surprise."
"Ouch!"
Wei Liang couldn't resist after all, and immediately vomited violently.
Jia Ping'an continued: "That's what it means to say that you come and go naked."
No matter how rich your clothes are, no matter how luxurious your coffin is, no matter how huge your tomb is, in the end you are just a corpse.
After cleaning, Bao Dong and Lei Hong went to wash themselves.
"Marquis Wuyang, what is this kind of thing called?"
Wei Liang smiled dryly, feeling that he had taken advantage.
The key is Wuyang Marquis Jia Ping'an, and he can use this incident to gain some benefits later on.
Jia Pingan saw the greed in his eyes, but didn't care.
Everyone takes what they need.
What he needs is to be able to do business in a fair manner and pay taxes.
"Actually, paying taxes according to the regulations is very important."
Jia Pingan said something that Wei Liang didn't understand.
Then he said: "That's called whale fall."
Very poignant!
Think about it, a giant whale falls slowly, and then becomes the food of those creatures.
"Marquis Wuyang, do you dare to ask, besides giant whales, is there such a thing?"
Wei Liang probably has some ambitions to become a biologist.
"have."
"It's called...Shark Eagle."
…
Good night!
(end of this chapter)