Chapter 692 ill-gotten gains
Of course, Jia Pingan knew about Rome. The Roman Empire was divided into two parts, the East and the West. Then the West Rome was destroyed, and the East Rome became the representative of Rome.
As for Dashi, the current fight with the Romans is bloody, the two sides... how should I put it, Dashi's ambitions are endless, and the so-called side of the couch does not allow others to sleep soundly, so they kept fighting until they came into contact with Datang. bump.
He intentionally showed a loophole, just to make Ajie and the emperor think that he wanted to avoid Li Yifu.
He then went to the Iron Head Winery.
Duo Duo is still practicing calligraphy.
This woman is a bit... How should I put it, Jia Pingan feels that she is more like trying to anesthetize herself and avoid some things.
"It's time for you to get married."
This is an era that is relatively unfair to women. If a man is not bound by the law, it doesn't matter whether he has a child or gets married. But if a woman is not conceived to have a child, she will be overwhelmed by public opinion.
What is not getting married is a problem in the brain, and not having children is a problem in the body.
All problems are piled up on the woman's side, but the man has nothing to do.
"Why do you want to get married?"
Duoduo put down the brush and took a look at the words he wrote, feeling very comfortable.
"I can be free without getting married. After I get married, I have to cook, wash, clean and clean... I also have to take care of the children. It's miserable."
Jia Ping'an sat down, and a few villains outside the door smiled obsequiously, and then shrank back.
"I have something to tell you..."
Later, a few evil young masters went out.
"A lot!"
Jia Pingan was just about to go back when he heard the voice of the undercover agent.
"Old Zheng, you..."
Zheng Yuandong walked in with a pestle.
"Marquis of Wuyang?"
It seems that this is not the first time that Zheng Yuandong has come here, and the calmness proves this.
Jia Ping'an laughed and left.
Wu Mei called Shao Peng to pass on the message.
"Either go to Nanzhao, or go overseas."
Jia Pingan said angrily: "Why go overseas?"
Shao Peng sneered and said, "Don't dare to go?"
Jia Ping'an said flatly: "Even if I go overseas, it only takes ten years, and I can still fly the flag of Datang overseas!"
Shaopeng held his belly and laughed.
"The mallet!"
Overseas trade is just at the beginning, and there is no prosperity in the future.
But Jia Ping'an is convinced that this is a big gold mine.
Jia Ping'an asked: "If you throw out the tea and wine, how much money do you think you can make?"
Shao Peng's laughter stopped abruptly.
The point is that there is something else.
Recently, the queen was muttering about the lack of money in court, and Shaopeng also wanted to share her worries. How can I make money? Find Master Jia!
Jia’s share of wine is not much, but it can’t stand the tea!
Shaopeng went to Dongshi to see the grand queue of the Difan Tea House, which can be described as crowded.
"Marquis Wuyang, is there a way to make money? I want to make a lot of money!"
Shaopeng only wanted to earn face for the queen.
"Let's do it, look."
Jia Ping'an looked smug.
"Marquis Wuyang, do you have the means?"
Shaopeng felt itchy, "If there is, we will treat you to a drink later."
hehe!
"Old Shao, do you think I'm melon skin?" Jia Pingan said with a smile: "If I have the idea of making money, I'm still worried that no one will treat me?"
wipe!
Bitch!
Shao Peng left in a rage.
A wicked young man then came in.
"Marquis Wuyang, that man has an outhouse in Yonghefang. Every once in a while, a cart would pass by, and then come out empty."
Madan!
Jia Pingan said with a smile: "Thank you, Du He, give this brother some wine money."
Du He came over to take a bunch of money, Jia Pingan frowned, and he immediately smiled and said: "The copper coins are too heavy." Then he called Chen Dong to get the silk.
Young Master Evil never thought there would be silk and satin, so he thanked him repeatedly.
"Thank you, Marquis Wuyang."
"Thank you for your hard work, brothers, go back and find a place to drink by yourself."
Jia Ping'an's smile lasted until Evil Young Master went out, and then turned around and said, "Huaiying, if you continue this trick, will Li Yifu vomit blood?"
"You are cultivating plank roads in the open and keeping Chen Cang in secret. While saying that you are afraid of Li Yi's mansion, the queen who killed you has to defend you. At the same time, you found out where Li Yi's mansion hides money...I say it's safe, who did you learn this method from?"
Di Renjie really couldn't figure out Jia Ping'an, "You say new learning, new learning can't teach you such methods, right? It's true and false, false and true."
"I am a genius!"
Jia Pingan smiled, his eyes gradually turned cold.
Li Yifu wanted to move him, but Ajie stopped him in the middle. Naturally, Li Yifu was not convinced, and waited gloomily for the opportunity of revenge.
"Be cautious about this matter, and be quick once you do it!"
Di Renjie was a little worried, but he didn't see Jia Pingan smiling beside him.
Immediately Jia Pingan said that he was going to go outside for a walk.
"Aye, take me!"
Doudou stretched out his hand, his big eyes were full of anticipation.
"I'm going to find ghosts."
Jia Pingan hugged her with a cold face.
"Aye, what is a ghost?"
Doudou asked curiously.
Jia Yu also asked happily: "Aye, is it dark or not?"
Two little kids!
Jia Pingan made a hideous look, "Ghosts are very fierce things, specially designed to scare people."
"ah!"
Jia Pingan set off with Chen Dong, Duan Chuliang and others.
After going out, they went around to a place where there was no one, and changed their appearance, even disguising the carriage.
Yonghefang, Fangzheng is chatting and farting with the fellows.
Jia Ping'an was waiting for news outside the workshop.
"Lang Jun, there is no one at the north gate."
Xu Xiaoyu looked excited, Jia Pingan slapped him, "Calm down."
He went in quietly in the carriage.
At the same time, Xia Huo chose an abandoned house on the other side of the north gate as an emergency point.
Jia Pingan took people to the house.
The house is not big, and it is not eye-catching.
Sure enough, Li Yifu was cunning.
"No cunning prey can escape the hunter's gun!"
Jia Pingan nodded, and someone went up to knock on the door.
"who?"
The voice is discreet.
"Water bill!"
wrong!
Jia Ping'an said: "Receive...
Boom!
The door of the room was knocked open, and a guard man inside was punched unconscious.
"have a look!"
Jia Pingan stood in the yard, thinking that these would become ruins in the future, he couldn't help but sigh.
"Lang Jun!"
Duan Chuliang's voice was full of surprise.
"Don't bluff!"
Jia Pingan entered the room and saw several boxes inside, one of which was already opened.
"Gold!"
Gold ingots were lying in it one by one.
Damn it!
Jia Ping'an breathed heavily, and then despised himself, "Li Yifu is so rich..."
"Lang Jun, let's impeach."
Xu Xiaoyu suggested.
"Impeachment is futile!"
Li Zhi is still keeping dogs, birds and rabbits, so the hounds must be kept.
"Move!"
All the people worked together to move a few boxes out,
"Lang Jun, someone is here."
Jia Pingan took a look, "Send a signal."
Xu Xiaoyu looked up, "Aww..."
Jia Ping'an's cheeks twitched, feeling that the barking of this dog was too girly.
"Aww..."
Xiahuo has heard it and is about to set fire.
But the barking sound of that dog is so disgusting, it doesn’t sound like a small milk dog, even a big dog, it’s very disturbing to hear.
Start the fire several times before igniting the dry grass, then throw the dry grass on the piled wood in the yard and pour oil on it.
Boom!
The flames lit up.
run!
Xia Huo ran away.
"Wow, woof, woof..."
The dogs in Yonghefang were aroused by the barking of Xu Xiaoyu's dog, barking wildly one after another.
"Is this dog crazy?"
"I don't think it's crazy, maybe something evil is coming, the lady backs off, and wait to do something for her husband."
The man was playing tricks with his wife, and the wife suddenly looked outside in a daze.
"Woman, let's see..."
"Lady!"
The man looked up, and saw a fire in front of him.
"Fire, fire!"
In chaos, most people ran to the scene and participated in the fire fighting according to the rules of the workshop.
Some people also ran towards the house, preparing to pack up the property at home, and retreated if the momentum was not right.
Arriving at the scene of the fire, someone kicked open the door.
Boom!
In the yard, a fire was burning vigorously, but there was nothing around.
Is this molesting us?
Fang came in a hurry and asked, "What's going on?"
"Fang Zheng, I'm afraid someone is lighting a fire here to play."
Fang Zheng scolded: "It's so boring to be idle! Put out the fire, and go back to each house, each looking for each mother."
The fire was put out here, the north gate was empty, and a carriage went out quietly.
"Oh friend goodbye, oh friend goodbye, oh friend goodbye bye bye bye bye bye..."
The carriage then circled around the city, and Qiuxiang showed her head from time to time, as if there were two wives inside.
Back home, Jia Pingan counted the gold.
"Husband!"
Jia Ping'an turned around, and saw the two women staring at the gold in astonishment.
"What are you bluffing about?"
Jia Pingan said angrily: "It's just some money."
Su Ho's eyes lit up, "Husband, is it from our family?"
Li Yifu's ill-gotten wealth, he took it as soon as he took it, and donated the equivalent money back to the nursing home to finish the job.
"mine!"
Su Ho held the gold and smiled like a money fanatic.
It's hard for a woman to refuse such a golden thing, Su Ho turned her head and said happily: "Husband, is it possible to get a gold bracelet?"
"Whatever you want, let alone a gold bracelet, even a gold belt."
Jia Pingan threw an ingot of gold to Wei Wushuang, and said lazily, "I'm going to take a bath."
"Wu Shuang, come and see."
"A lot of gold."
Later, Jia Pingan came out of the shower and lay on the couch, with two children sitting beside him playing games.
Throwing sandbags, this game will be played by girls in the future, but Jia Ping'an can't help it... A while ago, he taught two children to play the game of dividing the field, which is to use sharp objects as darts and throw them into the painted fields , and then divide until it cannot be further divided...
As a result, the ground was messed up, and the two children were also dirty. Wei Wushuang was furious, immediately confiscated the 'darts', and scolded again.
Woman!
Where do you know the fun of men.
"Brother, you lost."
DouDou looked up with a proud face.
Jia Yu bitterly said: "You cheated!"
"Where do I have it?"
"There is!"
It's time for war.
Jia Pingan coughed dryly, "Don't make a fuss! Otherwise, there is nothing to play."
Sure enough, this trick still works.
"Husband!"
The two wives are here, their faces are radiant!
As soon as the buttocks were squeezed, the two children were pushed aside, and then wanted to protest, but I thought of A Niang's fierceness, that's all.
"Brother, let's change places."
"good!"
The two children got out of bed and left in a hurry.
There was a shout outside, "Ah Fu, come and play."
Poor Ah Fu!
"Husband, this concubine thought I would save the gold."
Wei Wushuang looked cautious.
"Yeah, save it for the kids later."
Su Ho looked normal, but he was a little scared.
“Worried about the money coming from unknown sources?”
Jia Pingan smiled and said, "Don't worry."
At night, Su Ho tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.
"Is it over?"
Jia Pingan was angry.
"Husband." Su Ho lay on top of him, and Jia Ping'an immediately underwent a shameful change.
"Excited?"
"Um!"
Get excited when you're excited, I'm not an orange.
Oranges are fried again.
…
On the second day, Li Yifu was working in the Ministry of Education.
"Alang!"
The steward of the family came, with a look of panic.
Li Yifu pointed to the door, and the steward went out to take a look, "No one."
"explain."
Li Yifu listened while handling political affairs.
This is a compulsory homework for the prime minister, otherwise you will never be able to deal with those things.
"Ah Lang, Yonghefang was robbed."
Li Yifu raised his head slowly, "How much did you rob?"
The steward lowered his head in pain, "All those have been taken away."
Boom!
An inkstone from Li Yifu flew over.
The steward fell to the ground.
A small official saw this scene outside and shouted: "Killed!"
"roll!"
Li Yifu took a deep breath.
Who took that money?
The thief is still the enemy.
If it is a thief, then he must cut off his tail to survive.
If you are right...
He woke up the steward with two slaps, and asked, "Where is that gatekeeper?"
The steward covered his forehead and looked around in a daze.
"Bitch dog slave!"
Li Yifu took tea and splashed it on his face, and asked again: "Where is that gatekeeper?"
The steward became more sober, "I have already rushed to the countryside, and someone is accompanying me, and I will interrogate when I go to the place."
Well done!
Li Yifu breathed a sigh of relief, "This matter must not be publicized."
But that money!
His family is greedy, they are all taking benefits, and they have saved a lot of money. But as a thief, he was worried that he would be investigated, so he tried to exchange the money into gold, which was small and easy to hide.
This time...it can be called a return to before liberation.
Li Yifu closed his eyes in pain.
…
"Mr. Lang, no one reported the case at Yonghefang."
Du He found it incredible.
Di Renjie came out for a stroll, and said indifferently: "The origin is unknown, how to report the crime? Ping An chose this place to fight, because he was sure of Li Yifu's mind, so that he can only suffer from being dumb."
Early in the morning, the two women were counting the money again. Jia Pingan went back to the backyard and said angrily: "I've been getting into money all day long, can I make it through this day?"
The two women did not respond.
Jia Pingan, who was squeezed by Soho twice last night, was out of sight and out of mind, so he went to work.
I ran into Li Yifu on the road, and his eyes were darkened.
Jia Pingan smiled secretly, Li Yifu glanced at him suspiciously.
"Xiao Jia!"
Uncle Li Ce came immediately, glanced at Li Yifu, frowned and said: "It's bad luck, avoid it."
Uncle Li looked at Li Yifu with a guilty conscience, and then he let out a laugh and left.
"Xiao Jia, that student of yours was provoked by the Mathematics..."
Arriving at the Ministry of War, Jia Pingan asked for leave to enter the palace.
"Class begins."
The eldest nephew seemed to be in a bad mood, so Jia Pingan came to him for questioning after a class.
"Why listless?"
Li Hong said with a bitter face: "Last night, Aye and Aniang had a fight...did not sleep well."
What are those two arguing about?
Jia Ping'an couldn't help it, so he went to mathematics.
…
Dozens of old scholars are arguing with Zhao Yan at the moment.
"What is a vacuum? You keep saying it is amazing, how can you prove it?"
"What are you saying that the void in front of us is under tremendous pressure, where is it? Hahahaha!"
Zhao Yan argues, "Air has atmospheric pressure, and atmospheric pressure..."
A group of old scholars looked at him like fools.
Say it!
No matter how much you say, it is useless.
This is chicken and duck talk.
Zhao Yan blushed, "This is Gewu..."
The old Confucians laughed loudly.
The teachers and students of Mathematics are behind Zhao Yan, looking depressed at the moment.
Han Wei said: "Marquis Wuyang said that new learning is not a cannon, it must be proved by experiments. But the atmospheric pressure in the air is invisible and intangible. How to verify it?"
Those great Confucian scholars gradually disdained it, and teachers and students from other places in the Imperial College also came to have fun. Seeing Zhao Yan's bluffing, they all laughed.
"fraud!"
Someone sneered and said, "Jia Ping'an's new learning is just to deceive people."
"But some knowledge has been verified."
"This is a deception!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Who said it was a scam?"
As soon as Jia Ping’an arrived, he saw the scene of Mathematics being besieged.
The old Confucians laughed, "What atmospheric pressure, Jia Ping'an, can it be verified? If you can't verify it, you can't teach it as knowledge, otherwise you will mislead your children."
"You have not only misunderstood your disciples, but you have also misunderstood His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!"
An old Confucian's eyes became more serious, "What do you have to say today?"
Jia Pingan said flatly: "Why should I tell you?"
Different road non-phase plan!
The man laughed loudly, "You are just guilty! Hahahaha!"
Jia Pingan turned around and saw that the teachers and students of mathematics were confused, so he couldn't help laughing, "If you are questioned, you will lose your mind? It's just a trivial matter. I didn't want to do this, but since someone wants to humiliate themselves, I will refrain from it." Do an experiment."
"Three days later, at the school grounds."
"It's a deal!" The eyes of the old Confucians were piercing, and he was not allowed to avoid it.
"It's a deal!"
Jia Ping'an looked relaxed.
The old Confucian cautiously stretched out his hand.
"One word from a gentleman!"
Jia Pingan stretched out his hand, "Come on!"
Snapped!
Swearing by high-five in full view is better than future contracts. If anyone dares to break the oath, there will be no place for him in Chang'an!
"I will wait and see!"
"What atmospheric pressure, and where?"
Someone reached out and stirred in the void.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The teachers and students of mathematics were silent.
"I'll see you at the Colonel in three days."
Someone was staring at Jia Pingan, who saw him go to Dongshi, bought some gum, and then went back to find a craftsman.
"What is he trying to do?"
Jia Ping'an returned home and asked the craftsman to live in the front yard to make the mold first.
In the previous life, I had found sand, but it was easy to make mistakes if the workmanship was not good, or it was densely covered with trachoma.
The first craftsman tried twice in a row, and the things that came out were all unsuitable.
"Substitution!"
Jia Pingan called the second person.
"What is Marquis Wuyang going to do?"
The second craftsman's skin was bronze, and his expression was calm.
wipe!
I actually forgot what the master looks like.
Jia Ping'an smiled and said, "I want to get two copper balls... that is, two copper bowls..."
…
Good night!
(end of this chapter)