Chapter 685 Pleading guilty to the thorn, dredging the meridians
"My heart is not soft!"
Xincheng defended in shame, but blushed like a monkey's butt.
Jia Pingan chuckled, seeing that she was going to be annoyed, he said seriously: "Since Your Majesty is annoyed, I can only explain one thing..."
Should I tell her Changsun Quan is in danger?
But what's the use of me telling her?
Could she still be able to turn the tide?
Come on, Li Zhi can even be ruthless to his own uncle, not to mention this foreign relative, if he doesn't kill him, he will feel sorry for his years of grievance.
Seeing his uncertain expression, Xincheng suddenly fell silent.
"that…"
"Don't lie to me."
The new city is very serious, which reminds Jia Ping'an of the cousin he saw when he first crossed over.
Speaking of my cousin, I heard that he was going to go down for surveillance recently. He was majestic, so excited that he didn't sleep well for several nights. He swore that he would bring some corrupt officials before he came back. Then he was reprimanded by Mrs. Wang, saying that he would not end well like this.
Very spiritual!
The husband should be loyal to his duties and be upright, but his wife denounced him as a fool, and even threatened Yang Deli to be cautious in his words and deeds by threatening to bring Zhaodi and Pandi back to her natal home.
Yang Deli was really discouraged, and came to complain to Jia Pingan, saying that the woman who usually looked at gentleness and tenderness had this side.
He sighed so much that Jia Ping'an couldn't help but get drunk.
Tianniang's... Aunt Wang's maiden's house is next door, just a short walk away. Are you still worried about this?
But he didn't say.
He was always worried that his cousin would **** off the emperor. Fortunately, when he was in the household department, his official position was not high. But now it's Yushi...
Jia Pingan smiled like a weasel, "I swear."
Gods from all walks of life, this is just a white lie, don't blame it.
"Lang Jun!"
Qiuxiang came scrambling, her complexion changed drastically, "Mr. Xiao Lang is gone."
Jia Pingan got up suddenly, ran away without saying hello.
"Da Lang!"
Wei Wushuang was crying, looking for him while crying.
Su Ho is also looking for DouDou.
The backyard is all mobilized.
Jia Pingan scolded: "What do you think of the child? So many living people let the child run away!"
"Husband!"
Wei Wushuang had tears in his eyes.
Jia Pingan took a deep breath and told himself to calm down.
"Go, let Ah Fu come."
Ah Fu is next door.
"Ah Fu!"
It climbed the tree lazily, and fell lazily...with a bang.
"My son, quickly find your brother."
Jia Pingan put Jia Yu's shoes in front of its nose, "Sniff."
Ah Fu shook his head lazily, looking around.
Everyone looked at it, wondering what Jia Ping'an was going to do.
Ah Fu went to the back.
"Ah Fu!"
Doudou struggled to get down and followed closely behind.
Everyone followed.
Ah Fu went all the way to his room, went in and lay down.
Xiong Sheng is really comfortable!
Jia Yu was inside, holding his breath nervously.
Don't get caught.
He hid behind Ah Fu, but one hand grabbed his calf and dragged him out.
"The little **** is getting bolder!"
Clap clap!
After a meal of 50 cents, Jia Yu started howling at the top of his throat.
"my God!"
Wei Wushuang's feet were limp, and he rushed over to touch up and down, but he didn't miss it.
"Aniang, itchy!"
Jia Yu laughed.
Wei Wushuang raised his brows upside down, and when he stretched out his hand, it was another slap in the face.
"Wow!"
DouDou hated iron and steel, stretched out his hand and pinched his brother's ass, so the crying became louder and louder.
"Little bastard, I'll deal with you later."
False alarm, Jia Pingan prepared to go back with a gentlemanly smile.
Su Ho murmured, "Husband, that princess is weak. If she accidentally falls ill in our house, the emperor will send you to Mobei."
Jia Pingan said angrily: "Then I will take you with me."
Mobei is bitterly cold, no one really wants to stay there.
"OK!"
This silly woman probably thinks that as long as she is by her side, there will be heaven wherever she goes.
Arrived in the front yard, Du He came up to meet him with a look of admiration on his face, "There are many hounds in Chang'an City. The princess just asked me to borrow them from some friends' houses. She said that you can find the child just by smelling them."
Then what do you admire?
Jia Pingan said angrily: "I have found it."
Du He gave a thumbs up and said in a low voice, "Mr. Lang is just amazing."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Jia Pingan entered the main hall with a smile.
Xincheng looked worried, "Can you find it?"
"I found it." This girl is too soft-hearted, but that's why Jia Ping'an can become friends with her. For another... For example, Princess Taiping, Jia Ping'an's only choice is to smash her ass.
"Where did you lose it?"
"The kid hid in Ah Fu's room, no one expected..."
"Hahahaha!" Xincheng laughed loudly.
"Look, how good is it to laugh so freely?" Jia Ping'an said seriously: "You should be like this, otherwise you will die of depression before you get old."
Xincheng was at a loss, "Old... Isn't it good to die before getting old? There is no gray hair, no wrinkles..."
"Who did you Wenqing learn from?" Jia Pingan felt that she had already entered the world of hairtail, and would vomit blood if she went any further.
"Daiyu has tuberculosis, what's wrong with you?"
"Who is Daiyu?" Xincheng was puzzled.
"It was a woman from my hometown. She was sentimental and sentimental at a young age. She was childhood sweetheart with her cousin, but she was beaten with a stick and died in depression."
Jia Pingan took a peek at her, seeing her focused expression, it can be seen that she forgot to pretend to be a little white flower.
"The flowers wither and the flowers fly all over the sky, and when the redness disappears, who will pity..."
Jia Pingan entered the state, "Three hundred and sixty days a year, the wind, the sword, the frost, and the sword are pressing against each other... At the end of the sky, where is Xiangqiu..."
what sound?
Jia Ping'an exited the state, and saw Xincheng burst into tears.
"That...princess, it's just a story."
"I don't believe it!" Xincheng raised his head, his eyes were red and swollen, "This must be true, otherwise you wouldn't be able to write such a sincere poem even if you are six steps into a poem..."
You think... this is a thing?
Jia Pingan stood with his hands behind his back, and a sense of loneliness came over him.
Xincheng was sobbing, and looked at him fixedly, feeling that Xiao Jia was really not mean enough, and he lied to coax himself.
Can dude lie?
Jia Pingan sighed.
"The heavy curtain is deep in the hall of Mochou, and the night is long and thin after lying down."
"The life of a goddess was originally a dream, and my sister-in-law lives in a place where there is no man."
Xincheng forgot to sob, and pressed down on the table.
"The storm doesn't believe that Ling Zhi is weak, who will teach the fragrance of bay leaves in the moon dew."
"It's useless to go straight to lovesickness, it's melancholy and frivolous."
Xincheng got up in a gaffe, "Xiao Jia, this is..."
Jia Ping'an said flatly: "It's just some insights."
Xincheng Fushen said solemnly: "Little Jia Wencai is unparalleled."
But how to solve this matter?
Xincheng frowned uneasy.
"This matter... I think I should confess."
Jia Pingan thinks this is the only way.
Xincheng shook his head, "The emperor is really angry."
"Angry...an elder brother is like a father, now you are only siblings, how could the emperor be really angry?"
Li Zhi, a scumbag who can kill even his elder brother, can also kill Gao Yang, but he just can't bear to touch Xincheng. Otherwise, according to his **** nature, while killing Changsun Quan, he would definitely kill Xincheng by the way.
Xincheng hesitated.
"listen to me!"
This girl has a good heart, and Jia Pingan wants to help her.
"I do not dare to go."
Xincheng is a little timid.
"Just go!"
Jia Pingan ordered: "Qiuxiang."
"Is this your maid from the Western Regions?"
Xincheng is a little curious.
"Just ordinary."
Jia Ping installed a trick, and then ordered: "You went to find your wife, and asked her to go to the study to get my recipe."
Later Qiuxiang brought the recipe, and Jia Pingan copied a dish.
"This is braised pork."
Xincheng shook his head, "I can't do it."
Jia Pingan rolled his eyes, "This is braised fish head."
Xincheng shook his head like a rattle.
"Then what else do you want?" Master Jia became angry.
Xincheng blushed slightly, feeling ashamed, "I...I know how to eat."
"This is stir-fried Nepeta."
Jia Pingan looked at her, and said seriously: "Just throw it in the pot and stir-fry. By the way, I forgot that your cook can't cook..."
"Yes." Xincheng lowered his head, feeling that he was poaching Master Jia's corner.
hehe!
Jia Pingan laughed dryly, feeling that he had underestimated the means of the rich and powerful.
"But you need to fry it yourself."
Xincheng returned home, went to the kitchen in person, scared the cook almost to pee, grinned and shouted: "Princess, spare me."
"go out."
Huang Shu said with a cold face, "Anyone who dares to speak out about this matter... no, just speak out."
"Huang Shu... help!" Xincheng screamed in the kitchen.
Others want money for cooking, but Xincheng cooking is terrible. Later, she was full of fireworks.
"Enter the palace!"
…
"Your Majesty, Princess Xincheng asks to see you."
Li Zhi was reading a book, when he heard the words, he raised his head and asked indifferently, "What is she here for?"
But still have to see.
Xincheng brought vegetables into the palace.
"emperor."
When Li Zhi saw her disheveled, his heart softened a little.
"what?"
"Stir-fried Nepeta." Xincheng looked at him eagerly.
Li Zhi is such a smart person, he immediately understood the meaning.
"I will try it."
Wang Zhongliang brought out the dishes, and when he saw it... he was dumbfounded.
It’s dark but not autumnal...is this Nepeta? Princess, you are trying to poison me!
"bring here."
Li Zhi knocked on the case.
Wang Zhongliang brought the dishes over.
"Where are the chopsticks?"
Li Zhi became impatient, which reminded Wang Zhongliang of the attitude of folk fathers towards naughty children.
Chopsticks…
Xincheng looked confused and blushed, "I... I forgot."
Wang Zhongliang volunteered and said, "Slaves go get it."
Li Zhi frowned, "No need."
Then what to eat with it?
There is a small knife on the side, which is used to cut paper.
But according to Chinese tradition, eating with a knife is something that savages do.
so…
Li Zhi stretched out his hand.
Wang Zhongliang stared.
Xincheng covered his mouth.
The emperor, who grew up in the palace since he was a child, even ate with his hands.
If the first emperor was here, he would definitely shoot, and slap him half to death.
Feel...too bad, are you sure it's cooked?
Li Zhi's eyelids twitched wildly, he picked up Nepeta, and put it in his mouth.
smell…
His expression remained the same, but he lowered his hands and made fists.
It's too bad to eat!
Xincheng covered his mouth with embarrassment.
After the dish was ready, she really didn't have the courage to taste it, so she put it on a plate and delivered it.
how is the taste?
Li Zhi thought of Xincheng when he was a child...
Empress Changsun was only two years old when she passed away. The first emperor was devastated. After the grief was over, he realized that it was very troublesome to marry his wife and leave his children.
Not to mention the older one, the younger two daughters are delicate, especially Sizi, who has been in poor health since childhood.
Not to mention Xincheng, who was only two years old at the time, and just finished crying for a while.
He and Sizi lived with the first emperor, but Xincheng was too small, so they had to follow the wet nurse.
Xincheng at that time was really fragile.
Sometimes when I eat, I cry after eating.
Sometimes when I get a bad word, I cry out loud.
The first emperor said helplessly, "You Jiaojiao."
After Jiaojiao grew up, the first emperor planned a marriage for her and found Wei Zheng's son, but the first emperor couldn't help recalling that old Wei complained about his own affairs, so he abolished it.
In the end, it was the old brother's elder brother Sun's family who reassured him and let him move to Xincheng.
Chang Sun Quan!
Li Zhi raised his head and said with a smile, "It tastes good."
Xincheng resigned happily.
Li Zhi's expression gradually turned cold, "Changsun Quan asked Xincheng?"
"yes."
Shen Qiu who was summoned said: "My son-in-law wants to ask the princess to speak for Han Yuan."
Li Zhi looked calm, "I see."
Shen Qiu took his leave, and just as he walked outside the hall, he heard a loud explosion inside.
Boom!
Your Majesty is in danger!
Shen Qiu turned around and rushed in.
There was a smashed vase on the ground, and it exploded for some reason.
Li Zhi stood there, raised his head, his eyes were cold, "Get out!"
Wu Mei came after hearing the news.
"Didn't you say that Xincheng left the palace with a smile? Why are you angry?"
Seeing Li Zhi's serious expression, Wu Mei advised, "Let's go for a walk."
The two left the palace, and when the wind blew outside, Li Zhi felt a little relieved.
"Changsun Quan jumped up and down, probably aware of something, but he didn't believe what would happen to the Changsun family, so he just pleaded for Han Yuan."
Li Zhi smiled and said: "It's just a playboy!"
The voice was very gentle, but Wu Mei felt it was bitingly cold.
Later she went to her own place.
"Queen."
Shaopeng followed behind and said in a low voice: "Someone asked about Princess Xincheng's entry into the palace earlier."
Wu Mei said indifferently: "Those who betray the Lord, kill them!"
…
Changsun Wuji seemed to spend every day peacefully, but the turbulent waves below the calm made his face look old.
"The old man is getting old."
He was sitting at home, and the grandson said with a smile: "Aye is not old."
"No, it's old."
Changsun Wuji looked at him calmly, "What will happen if you step back as a father?"
Chang Sun Chong's face changed greatly, "I'm afraid the emperor will do something."
"Yeah?"
Changsun Wuji waved his hand.
"Aye!"
Chang Sun Chong raised his head, his expression panicked, "Aye, I heard that Li Yifu and they are going to deal with Chang Sun Xiang, if you retreat, I'm afraid it will be difficult..."
Changsun Wuji closed his eyes, waved his hands, and said in a low voice, "Get out!"
The room fell silent.
Changsun Wuji opened his eyes, looked at all this, and suddenly laughed.
"Why bother."
…
The Tang Dynasty was in good weather, and Jia Pingan's mood followed suit.
The two human cubs in the family are thriving and gradually becoming mischievous. Wei Wushuang and Su Ho also hinted several times that they have already made preparations for the old Jia's family to continue to flourish.
This is serious business.
Master Jia's methods of contraception are relatively rough, one is time-consuming, and the other is ruthless.
So far it looks pretty good.
But Gao Yang was not pregnant for a long time, which made Jia Pingan quite a headache.
No, he was at work, so Qian Er came to invite him.
"What does this mean?"
As soon as he entered the princess mansion, Jia Pingan discovered something inappropriate.
Someone!
"Ahem!"
An acquaintance appears.
"Doctor Chen?"
Datang famous paediatrician Chen Si unexpectedly came here.
Jia Ping'an had a bad feeling.
Chen Si stroked his beard and smiled, calmly said: "Marquis Wuyang, take a step to speak."
The two hid in the corner and whispered.
Chen Si's beard trembled slightly, "Help, Marquis Wuyang."
"What do you mean?"
Chen Si cupped his hands, "The princess said she would kill me. I beg Marquis Wuyang to save this old man for the sake of guarding your two children."
"She must have a reason for killing you, right?"
Although Gao Yang is domineering, he doesn't care about human life.
Jia Ping'an turned his head and saw Qian Er hesitated to speak.
"The old man came to check his pulse today, and asked the princess what she meant...it turned out to be why she couldn't get pregnant."
God.
"Who is the princess with?"
Chen Si felt that he was not far from bad luck.
"Well!"
Can I say it's me?
Jia Pingan coughed dryly, pretending to be a warm-hearted person, "Um... is the princess in good health?"
Chen Si hesitated for a while.
"to be honest."
Jia Ping'an was worried that this guy had no morals, and called illness as health.
Chen Si shook his head, "It's really not sick, the old man asked himself that he was a master...but I really didn't find anything wrong. But..."
He looked up, puzzled and said: "Why not pregnant?"
"See off!"
Jia Ping'an had a cold face.
Chen Si looked around, Qian Er approached, "Please."
Chen Si finally left a sentence, "Actually... most of the time, it doesn't hurt if you understand it. As long as you understand it, Shi Nu can also conceive."
Sincere words.
Then Jia Pingan dredged the meridians for Shi Nu.
"Mr. Lang, the medical officer said it was not due to fate."
Gao Yang was very happy.
"You don't believe what I say, but you take what others say as an imperial decree."
This woman is speechless.
There are many reasons for infertility, such as impediment, and in the absence of testing conditions, it can only depend on luck.
Jia Pingan tried his best to pass through the sewer several times, and then left with weak feet and dizziness.
Xiao Ling's blushing is not so eye-catching, which shows that women are very adaptable.
"Marquis of Wuyang."
Xiao Ling got a cane and looked sympathetic.
This woman is too much.
Jia Pingan said indifferently: "By the way, why do you want to listen to the room outside?"
Xiao Ling said confidently: "If I don't listen, what if the princess is pregnant?"
You are right!
Jia Pingan left the princess mansion, threw away his crutches, and went to Abao.
"go home!"
As soon as he got home, Li Jingye rushed in like a ball of anger.
"Brother."
"What's the matter?"
Jia Ping'an ordered: "Let Cao Er make more for dinner."
"I do not want to eat!"
Li Jingye sat down angrily, and Di Renjie next to him took a look at Jia Pingan.
"Li Langjun, what is this?"
Li Jingye said indignantly: "Someone is favoritism!"
Jia Ping'an asked, "Who?"
Li Jingye glared angrily, "Brother, I got the news earlier that Li Yifu actually took a fancy to the prisoner in prison, and planned to take her home and take her as a concubine. I went to find Ah Weng, and Ah Weng said that I can't do it at the moment." Move Li Yifu... but how can such things be tolerated?"
Jia Pingan's complexion changed slightly, "Does he eat both men and women?"
Li Jingye said in surprise: "It's a female criminal."
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