Chapter 677 Sending off the plague god
Jia Ping'an has always felt that pretending to be gods and ghosts is not what motivated people should do, but there is a large-scale superstitious activity going on here.
The rich man saw Jia Pingan, the corners of his mouth turned up, "Jia Pingan, come here at night to commit murder, and wait for the impeachment of the old man tomorrow! Come, get out!"
Duan Chuliang raised his head, under the firelight, his red eyes startled the nobleman, "Help me!"
He stumbled back, but Duan Chuan didn't move at all.
Li Chunfeng murmured: "This is the dignitary of my Tang Dynasty, and all the bravery of the year was thrown into the Weishui."
These people have long lost their bravery, and the speed of their degeneration is jaw-dropping.
When the first emperor was there, it could be said that there were many generals, but as those generals got old, there was no follow-up.
This is also the reason why Datang fell into a passive position against Tubo.
Jia Pingan took a step forward and said with a smirk: "I heard that there are people gathering here... plotting something wrong!"
A hero loosened his hand, and the horizontal knife fell to the ground.
The dignitary was stunned.
Jia Ping'an led the people in swaggeringly.
In the lobby, Su Po Mei was still talking.
"...The top of the sacred mountain is shrouded in white mist all year round. Occasionally, when you show up, you can see auspicious clouds..."
Sapomei looked up at the void, and said happily: "I was lucky enough to see that auspicious cloud. At that time, I was lying on the snowy ground dying. When the auspicious cloud appeared, my body was filled with strength out of thin air. I stumbled and ran up. , but the white mist came in immediately... I couldn't see things in front of my eyes..."
"Pity!"
"If the old man can take a look, I am willing to pay 200,000 yuan!"
A dignitary who looks in good health is yearning for it.
Stupid!
Jia Ping'an appeared outside the lobby and raised his voice, "Saba Mei, where is the mountain?"
Seeing that he was a young man, Suo Pomei said indifferently: "Sacred Mountain is in an illusory place, and ordinary people cannot see it."
"So you are a mortal?"
Jia Ping'an's question is tricky.
Suo Pomei said calmly: "On the eve of coming to Datang, I had a dream."
I have a dream!
Jia Pingan thinks this guy can go storytelling.
"I dreamed that the white mist dissipated on the sacred mountain, and in the auspicious clouds, those gods were talking loudly, and they could catch the clouds with their hands, and then float away on them..."
"What's on top of the mountain?"
Jia Pingan asked again.
Suo Pomei sighed, "There is a palace on the top of the mountain, it is vast..."
"Can this still have supernatural powers?"
Li Chunfeng came in.
Immediately, the two began to argue.
Some arguments.
Old Li was actually defeated.
Uncle Li!
you this…
Li Chunfeng retreated, panting and said: "The old man has neglected to practice in recent years, it's too bad, it's too bad, I have to go back to retreat."
I believe you are evil!
Sabamei said lightly: "The gods told me that I should find one hundred and eight people who are destined to be there, and then let them pray devoutly, so that I can have a glimpse of the holy mountain..."
Li Banxian was actually defeated?
The rich and powerful became more and more excited.
"How can I pray?"
Suo Pomei smiled and said: "Meditate on the protection of the gods, and the holy mountain will reappear."
A sigh.
Jia Pingan came over.
A group of idiots are full of gods at this moment, as if they can set off to visit the holy mountain in the next moment, and then they can live forever by taking a breath.
He looked at Sa Po Mei and said, "Can the gods protect you?"
Suo Pomei nodded without hesitation, "Of course, otherwise I will not be able to go to the holy mountain again. The snow on the holy mountain is densely covered with snow. If you speak louder, the snow will collapse. Even a million people will be vulnerable and turn into gods." offerings of..."
Jia Pingan asked again: "Is there really a **** protecting the body?"
This young man talks a lot.
Saw Po Mei nodded.
Choking!
Jia Pingan pulled out the horizontal knife, and the knife came out like lightning, and rested on Su Pomei's neck.
His eyes were sharp, and his voice was contemptuous, "Tell me, if I kill you with a single blow, will the power of the gods protect you?"
Suo Pomei's legs trembled, and Jia Ping'an, who was at close range, noticed it.
"Your legs are shaking."
Jia Ping'an smiled and said: "Do you want me to support you? No, that will make you feel that the **** is very weak."
He retracted the knife like lightning, turned around and said, "It's just a liar!"
Until he walked out, the people in the lobby didn't even speak.
"Ha ha!"
Sabamei smiled slightly, "O Blasphemer! You will fall into the abyss."
Out of Liquanfang, Li Chunfeng murmured: "This man is a liar, but his eloquence is good. But he can't come out to cheat if he is not good at eloquence."
"wrong."
Li Chunfeng looked at him, "What's wrong?"
Jia Pingan smoothed a strand of long hair that was blown by the night wind, and said calmly: "In many cases, the less you talk, the more trustworthy you can be. For example, if Su Pomei should lead a team of followers, he doesn't speak, or Just say a few words occasionally, and let those followers brag about the rest..."
Li Chunfeng covered his forehead and sighed: "If you go to cheat, I'm afraid you can cheat a city."
"I lied."
Jia Ping'an smiled very proudly, "I have tricked the royal city of Tuyuhun."
Li Chunfeng changed the subject, and there was more sarcasm in his eyes, "You are right, if you can have a team of followers, Sahamei's deception will be more impeccable. But he doesn't have one, a ridiculous cheater, he doesn't even have a single follower. No, hahahaha!"
A poor swindler, who probably heard that the first emperor had passed away, hurriedly came to Datang, wanting to see how the descendants of the emperor who was deceived by him were doing.
Unfortunately, Jia Pingan saw through his tricks at a glance.
Back home, Di Renjie was drinking.
"how?"
"A liar!"
Jia Pingan sat down, and Di Renjie poured him a glass of wine.
The wine glass was placed on Jia Pingan's side, which showed that Di Renjie had been waiting for him.
Jia Pingan told about Su Po Mei.
"... What are you talking about the holy mountain? The ridiculous holy mountain, if there are gods, they will definitely not want to stay in the human world, watching the mortals floating and sinking in the world of mortals disgusts themselves."
Jia Ping'an toasted and drank it down.
There are trees in the yard, and the night wind blows through the branches and leaves, and a dead leaf that escaped the spring breeze flutters down.
"Gods cannot be trusted!"
Di Renjie himself has a strong temper, and when cleaning up the adulterous priests, all ghosts and gods that do not exist will be destroyed.
He toasted without drinking, but looked at Jia Pingan, "Do you believe in gods?"
Brother, isn’t your question too aggressive?
Yuan Fang, how do you see?
"Gods have no proof!" Jia Pingan used the most cautious attitude, "But even if you don't believe in things you don't know, you should remain in awe."
Di Renjie suddenly laughed, looking very pleased.
"Yes, ignorance, but awe."
Jia Pingan smiled and said: "Ignorance produces awe."
"Exactly!"
Di Renjie poured wine for himself and Jia Ping'an, toasted, stroked his short beard, and teased: "Does Ping'an want to say that he is ignorant?"
He became more and more relaxed.
Jia Pingan was very relieved, and then smiled, "The world is so big, even if we understand a lot, there are still endless mysteries everywhere. It is impossible to solve it completely..."
The technologies of later generations seem to have reached the pinnacle, but they have brought more mysteries.
So it's not a bad thing to be confused many times.
Jia Pingan drank a few glasses of wine, and then went to the backyard.
What about the two wives?
He went to Soho's room, no one was there.
Qiuxiang is on duty at night, and her body is already looking good, "Mr. Lang, the second lady has gone to the eldest lady."
unacceptable!
Jia Pingan quietly opened the door and went in.
The next morning, DouDou opened his eyes and slowly turned his head to look at the door.
Dawn is still germinating, and the air is filled with a fresh smell.
She yawned and rubbed her eyes, "I'm awake."
The door opened, and the maid came in, and said with a smile, "Little lady is awake?"
"Um!"
Go around and get up by yourself, then dress and wash...
Walked out of the room and shouted, "Aniang!"
Huh!
Why didn't Auntie respond?
DouDou ran over, knocked on the door, "Aniang."
She hid on the side of the door, if Su Ho came out, she would definitely not be able to see anyone.
I want to scare A Niang cried.
DouDou made a face.
Huh!
no one?
Turning around, the yawning maid covered her mouth and said, "Little lady, the second lady is with the eldest lady."
Doudou said dissatisfied: "I said that A Niang likes to sleep with Da Niang, but no one would believe it."
She walked outside Wei Wushuang's room and shouted, "Aniang, aunt."
Some voices came from inside.
"Doudou is here."
"It's all your fault!"
"Get up quickly."
DouDou listened curiously.
Su Ho came out later, his face was flushed and his eyes flickered.
"Auntie."
Doudou stretches out his hand.
"This kid is here to ask for debts."
Soho muttered and hugged her,
Inside, Jia Pingan was lying on the bed, firmly controlling Wei Wushuang.
"Keep sleeping."
Wei Wushuang was annoyed, "Husband, go outside."
"My niece is going to find trouble with her big brother soon."
When Jia Pingan pressed his leg, Wei Wushuang couldn't help rolling his eyes.
"Brother!"
Doudou’s cheerful voice came.
not long...
"Wow!"
Why are you crying again?
During breakfast, Doudou was crying.
"Brother stole my things."
Wei Wushuang asked with a straight face, "Why did Dalang rob my sister?"
Jia Yu was silent.
Jia Pingan teased.
When we reached the front yard, Di Renjie was waiting.
"I've thought a lot about Sa Po Sleeping." Di Renjie stood with his hands behind his back, with more confidence in his eyes, "What does the Great Tang mean to him? If he wants to get some medicine for immortality, why isn't he in Tianzhu? Seeking far away came to Datang."
"Because... the first emperor."
The first emperor was getting older, so it was inevitable that he had other ideas, so Sa Po Mei stepped in and fooled a lot of money. Now that he heard that the new emperor had ascended the throne, he was ecstatic, packed up quickly, and came to Datang again.
Jia Ping'an has always felt that the act of seeking longevity is pure nonsense. Of course, under the medical conditions of later generations, longevity is not a problem... Living to a hundred years old is not a dream.
O late Emperor Wise I!
…
Li Jingye also got up.
"Ah Ong!"
Today is Li Ji's birthday.
Early in the morning, Li Jingye went to kowtow, and then got a jade pendant.
"Less fuss."
Li Ji looked at his grandson with a headache.
Are you going to the sixth part?
Still continue to hang out at Qianniuwei.
Qianniuwei is a swordsman and a gun at any rate. If he enters the Six Departments, those civil servants may accept Li Jingye's poisonous tongue?
Thinking of this, Li Ji couldn't help having a splitting headache.
So children and grandchildren are debts!
But it’s impossible not to go.
Continue to hang out in Qianniuwei...Wu Weihong of Qianniuwei came to remind him vaguely yesterday that the few who made good friends with Li Jingye are now regular customers of the brothel, and their wives are quite dissatisfied.
This scourge has reached the comrades, so it can be seen that it is impossible not to take action.
"Ah Ong, I'm going."
Li Jingye held the cake in one hand and the horsewhip in the other.
Li Ji looked at him, smiled and said, "Go."
"Ah Weng is so kind, this is wrong... Could it be that someone touched A Weng's bed last night?"
Li Yao glanced back, Li Ji looked calm.
A Lang is really broad-minded, if it were me, he would definitely beat Xiao Lang to death.
Li Jingye resigned, then winked at Li Yao.
Come out quickly!
Li Yao went out smiling.
Li Jingye lowered his voice, "Who climbed into A Weng's bed last night?"
Li Yao wanted to die.
Li Ji: "..."
The old man is not angry!
The old man is not angry!
It can...be tolerable...
"Ah Ong, I'm leaving!"
Li Jingye's energetic voice came, and Li Ji's anger dissipated.
The grandson still cares about me.
As for climbing the bed.
Recently, there is a lot of unhealthy tendencies in the family.
Li Ji's face became a little colder.
Later he went to the official department.
"British Duke!"
Cui Jian quickly got up and saluted when he saw him.
Then subconsciously stretched out his hand, Li Ji looked at him calmly.
Cui Jian quickly stopped, and then said with a smile: "Is there something wrong with the British?"
Li Ji nodded, "My grandson, you also know about it. Last time, I asked you to keep an eye on the vacancies of the sixth department. Are there any?"
He is the big brother of the Shandong gentry against the small circle. Cui Jian dared not neglect, thought for a while, and tentatively said: "There is a doctor in the Ministry of War..."
"Dedication is still young."
Understood, this is to keep a low profile.
"So, there is a Yuanwailang in the Ministry of Criminal Justice."
Li Ji nodded for a long time.
Thinking of his skill, but in the end he still has to hesitate with his grandson.
…
"It's not bragging, that Xiangxiang refused to take my money yesterday, Xiangxiang's ass..." Li Jingye recalled, "It's really good to dump."
Everyone booed with disdain.
Li Jingye stood up, showed off his figure, and said disdainfully: "Yeah, even if you don't move, you can still round your butt!"
As he spoke he really showed.
It really is...a good **** dump!
"how?"
Li Jingye raised his eyebrows proudly and asked.
Outside the door, officials from the Ministry of Officials came and asked Wu Weihong to speak.
"Transfer Li Jingye away?"
"yes!"
The officials of the Ministry of Officials felt that Wu Weihong was too excited, so he said cautiously: "It seems that Li Jingye is working hard in Qianniuwei, but after all, he must put the overall situation first!"
Li Jingye is powerful in force, and Qian Niuwei would feel uncomfortable without him.
"Yes...hahahaha!"
Wu Weihong was excited and incoherent, "Yes! Li Jingye is the mainstay of my Qianniuwei, but unfortunately he has to leave. When I think about it, I... feel uncomfortable."
It seems that this Li Jingye is really a talent!
The official from the Ministry of Officials said with a smile: "Earlier Cui Langzhong said that Li Jingye is a great talent, but now I look at it, it really is."
Then Wu Weihong took him to find Li Jingye.
God, hurry up.
"Li Jingye is upright..."
Wu Weihong said a lot of good things.
"Watch how about yeah **** your ass?"
The officials noticed that Wu Weihong's face was red like a pig's liver, and they couldn't help but feel very curious, so they took a look inside.
A super burly man is jerking his **** with a good rhythm.
"Who is Li Jingye?"
The officials felt that it was too shameful.
Li Jingye turned around, "Me."
Wu Weihong covered his face with his hands, feeling ashamed.
Official: “…”
Li Jingye was quite reluctant to leave.
"Come back and play together!"
He turned back and said.
Thinking of the friendship with these brothers, he couldn't help crying.
Boom!
The door is closed.
What do you mean?
Li Jingye was puzzled.
There were cheers from inside.
"Go down to the Yamen to drink!"
Wu Weihong was overjoyed.
Arrived at the Ministry of Punishment, the immediate boss, Guan Dun, the doctor of the Ministry of Punishment, is waiting.
"Guan Langzhong, this is Li Jingye!"
Guan Dun's face was pale, and he smiled slightly, even more elegant, "From today on, you and I will work together, we must be sincere and united..."
What he said was very level.
He said while observing Li Jingye.
The grandson of the Duke of England is rumored to be brave. Such a person entered the Ministry of Criminal Justice... Watch his words and investigate his deeds.
"If that's the case, I'll take you to meet the eldest grandson Shangshu."
Sun Xiang, Minister of the Ministry of Justice, is the nephew of Changsun Wuji. He is in his fifties this year and looks quite calm.
After meeting, Chang Sunxiang typed a few words briefly, and when Li Jingye left, he smiled slightly, "Li Ji sent his grandson to the Ministry of Criminal Justice, isn't he worried that the old man will clean him up?"
The subordinate officer said with a smile: "Shangsun Shangshu is not that kind of person."
At his level, it is really useless to attack the grandson of the enemy, but whenever such a thing is done, Changsun Wuji feels ashamed.
Li Jingye entered the Ministry of Punishment and was immediately assigned work.
At noon, he came out in a daze.
"Dedication!"
"Brother."
Jia Ping'an was waiting for him outside the Ministry of Criminal Justice.
"how?"
Li Jingye smiled wryly, "Tired. I'd rather go to the battlefield to fight than work hard."
If you can use your brain, you can use your brain. This is Li Jingye's motto.
"Chang Sunxiang will not attack you, but be careful of Wang Qi, the head of the Ministry of Punishment."
Changsun Wuji and Li Ji have different ways. They are not in the same camp, so they become opponents. If you touch my grandson, the old man will naturally fight back.
The eldest grandson's family has a great business and many children and grandchildren. If Li Ji really wants to focus on one of them, the eldest grandson Wuji can only do nothing.
This is you do the first day of junior high school, and I do the fifteenth day.
After eating a full meal outside, Li Jingye returned to the duty room and fell asleep on his stomach.
In Qianniuwei, there are those brothers who can brag and fart together, here...
…
It's embarrassing!
"Li Yuanwailang!"
Li Yuanwailang's snoring all day long.
Bang bang bang!
Bang on the door.
Li Jingye, who was woken up, was furious, opened the door and cursed: "Is this trying to kill you?"
The little official who knocked on the door stood solemnly by the side.
Guan Dun stood outside the door, frowning slightly, "Speaking...you have to think too hard!"
This is a warning to Li Jingye not to speak yellow accents!
Li Jingye was still angry in his stomach, but he knew not to offend Shangguan.
Then go in.
"The clerk has just arrived. There is a batch of slaves to be distributed. Find out the roster."
Li Jingye looked up at the void.
Yeah can't stand it!
After a lot of tossing, Li Jingye completed the task.
"Don't slack off in business, don't..."
Guan Dun's instruction made Li Jingye feel a group of flies buzzing around his head.
Guan Dun went out with his front foot, and heard a loud noise with his back foot.
He looked back.
The case almost collapsed.
Li Jingye shouted: "Whoever bought the case from the Ministry of Criminal Justice is completely rotten by moths!"
…
Good night!
(end of this chapter)