Chapter 652 You...how do you know
"The general is back?"
Sanhua covered her mouth and snickered.
"Back... back!"
The general who was taken away was very stubborn.
"Brother!"
DouDou is sitting under the eaves, obediently watching A Niang make clothes. Seeing that Aye and his brother came back, they immediately stood up and cheered.
Why does this look so liberating?
Jia Ping'an had a headache, "Don't become a devil in the world after going around!"
Su Ho raised his head, his almond-shaped eyes widened, "I took DouDou home the day before yesterday, and Auntie said that DouDou is prettier than when I was a child."
Is this what I'm asking?
Jia Ping'an asked, "What did the father-in-law say?"
My father-in-law has always been very straightforward.
Su Ho said proudly: "Aye said I'm still pretty."
My father-in-law is full of desire to survive.
No, it's because I'm so spoiled.
Wei Wushuang came out and saw Jia Yu was all dirty, so he took it and left.
"Aye help!"
Amidst the miserable cry, Jia Pingan kept his eyes fixed.
"Aye, my aunt is so fierce."
The little padded jacket hid in Jia Ping'an's arms in fright.
Su Ho threatened: "Next time you make trouble, clean it up."
Doudou rushed over, and after a meal, A Niang, Suho immediately smiled.
This woman will probably be a doting child in the future.
Jia Pingan frowned, "Drowning a child is like killing a child, understand? Don't spoil your child."
"Go around!"
Su Ho got up suddenly.
Doudou was kneading and kneading with a circle of thread, like kneading dough, and said excitedly: "Mother, make steamed cakes."
Ahem!
this…
Jia Pingan glanced at Su Ho's fierceness, and remembered the intimate words between husband and wife.
Steamed cakes!
"My Line!"
Soho exploded, "This is a thread I found with great difficulty..."
Seeing that she was angry, Jia Pingan quickly picked up the padded jacket and said seriously, "Just buy it again."
"Say it's gone!"
...
"I'll find it for you!" For the safety of the little padded jacket, Master Jia guaranteed it without hesitation.
Doudou turned around and lay in Jia Pingan's arms, "Auntie is so fierce!"
Ah Fu is exhausted today, and he is sitting on the tree right now, vowing not to come down.
"Ah Fu!"
Doudou was shouting.
Ah Fu was paralyzed on the tree, motionless.
Human cubs are too cruel, Xiongsheng has never been so tired!
"Aye!"
The boss who had been washed clean came out, crying, "Aye, Aunt hit me!"
"Where did you hit?"
"Ass." The boss was sad.
Deserved it!
Jia Pingan hugged him, "Turn back..."
Wei Wushuang came out with sharp eyes.
"Remember to learn well when you look back."
Lao Jia’s family is a loving father and strict mother, so educating children is the other way around.
"Husband."
Wei Wushuang gave Su Ho a look.
Two women are playing tricks.
Su Ho smiled sweetly, "Husband, take a rest tomorrow, why don't you go to Guangde Temple to play."
Jia Pingan took over the crying boss and asked, "Why go to Guangde Temple?"
The two wives just went to the temple last time, so why go to the Taoist temple again?
"You guys...you have to be more pious if you believe in gods."
Wei Wushuang glared at the boss, "There are so many gods..."
Su Ho said confidently: "Don't ask too much, who knows which **** will work?"
Well!
Jia Ping'an was speechless.
Going to the front yard to drink with Di Renjie later, Jia Pingan mentioned this.
Di Renjie raised his glass, "There are a lot of prostitutes in the local area. If you find an opportunity, destroy them all."
—Immortal worship, that is, worshiping unapproved gods. Note that the gods of China must be approved by the secular world before they can be enshrined. So we can see loyal generals, unparalleled heroes... In a word, our gods must be positive.
"Brother Huaiying thinks what?"
Later generations, Jia Pingan saw many places where gods of unknown origin were enshrined in the countryside.
Di Renjie glanced at him with strange eyes.
Jia Pingan smiled, "Gods belong to the gods, and mortals belong to mortals. In fact, in the final analysis, gods are also tools for emperors to promote etiquette."
Gods who can promote positive energy are good gods, otherwise they are all prostitutes.
But it will be chaotic in the future. As long as you can make money, you can pay homage to any ghosts and gods.
"A tool to promote etiquette?" Di Renjie was taken aback, "It is true. Ghosts and gods have spirits, and they should lead people to be good."
This standard has been the same in ancient and modern China and abroad.
"That's right." Di Renjie cupped his hands.
Jia Pingan cupped his hands.
"I heard that Silla is asking for help again?"
Jia Pingan nodded, "Gao Li made a move."
Di Renjie is obviously a model of worrying about his lord when he is far away in the rivers and lakes, "this is the rescue."
At this moment, Di Renjie has not experienced those decades of polishing, and he still treats diplomacy simply as good or bad.
"Why rescue?"
Jia Pingan raises his glass.
Di Renjie looked at him.
What's with this look...
—Come on, please?
In the future, my sister will be the emperor, and occasionally she will do some things that go too far. Will Prime Minister Di Renjie look at her with this kind of eyes?
—Your Majesty, please stop making trouble, please?
Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing.
"Pingan thinks my words are wrong?"
Di Renjie is serious.
Jia Pingan said lightly: "How many times has Silla asked for help in these years? If it sends troops every time, Datang will be in a panic."
Di Renjie was puzzled, "Silla regards the Tang Dynasty as its suzerain. If the Tang Dynasty does not send troops, the foreign vassals will definitely renounce it."
"Brother Huaiying." Jia Pingan smiled, "What is the so-called suzerain state and vassal state relying on to maintain it?"
Di Renjie froze for a moment.
"Relying on benefits and force."
Jia Pingan thought of the heroism of the former Sui Dynasty in entertaining foreigners, and the Tang Dynasty also had the same urgency, so he couldn't help feeling tired and panicked.
"In the former Sui Dynasty, in order to entertain guests from foreign domains, silk was wrapped around trees, and Hu merchants did not spend money on meals..."
It's purely winking for the blind, and the blind will spit at you by the way!
Di Renjie pondered for a long time, and said for a long time, "I still remember those cunning Hu merchants who asked, since the Sui Dynasty was so prosperous, why did I see so many naked people on the way here..."
This is a heavy slap in the face. Of course, the important ministers can't feel it, and they won't take it seriously if they feel it.
Sure enough, sharp.
Jia Pingan nodded.
Di Renjie clapped his palms and laughed, "Without Datang, Silla's demise is just around the corner, so Silla will definitely regard Datang as its suzerain... If the threat does not exist, Silla will not be able to guarantee that it will be obedient and obedient..."
He looked at Jia Ping'an, "Ping'an, you are using your interests to analyze personnel and affairs. You are brilliant, but you lack simplicity."
"Simpleness is never needed between countries."
Jia Pingan raises his glass.
Di Renjie praised: "It's true."
Later, Jia Ping'an got up, "Brother Huaiying just stay here, just tell me what's wrong."
Di Renjie said suddenly: "Does Ping An know what is suitable for me in Chang'an?"
Copying the letter... Jia Pingan looked at him, "Go to Dongshi tomorrow to see the tea house, and talk after reading."
On the second day, Jia Ping'an was still sleeping in early in the morning.
"Aye!"
The little padded jacket is here.
"Don't open the door!"
Jia Ping'an covered his head with a quilt.
The door opened.
"Aye!"
Doudou happily rushed in, and then climbed onto the bed with hands and feet.
She climbed onto Jia Ping'an's belly, stood up slowly, and then...
I jumped!
Ouch!
Jump again!
Jia Ping'an's belly turned into a trampoline, bouncing around happily.
Jia Ping'an just remembered, when DouDou's foot slipped...
Boom!
Fortunately, he fell on the bed, but Jia Pingan was still scared to death.
"Do you still dare?"
DouDou sat there, probably still in a daze.
Finally, the small mouth shrugged, "Mum! Ah Fu!"
Su Ho came in in a hurry, while combing his hair...
"Auntie!"
Doudou choked with sobs, "It hurts."
Su Ho touched his body, "Where did you fall?"
Doudou pointed at his legs, "Here, here, and...here, so many..."
Jia Pingan looked at the sky speechlessly.
Ah Fu slowly rolled in. DouDou was in a much better mood, but when he saw it come in, he began to howl.
"Ah Fu!"
Human cubs are troublesome!
Ah Fu skillfully took her out.
"I'll sleep a little longer."
Jia Pingan lay down, refreshed.
"Aye!"
The boss is here.
"When there is no rest early in the morning, I don't sleep anymore."
Jia Pingan roared.
Two women outside laughed.
After breakfast, Jia Ping’an’s family went out.
"Brother Huaiying, let's go together."
He really wanted to visit the tea house?
Jia Pingan said flatly: "Be steady."
Di Renjie smiled and said: "I have seen the world, so there is no need to worry about safety."
That's good.
Guangde concept.
Resting for a bath today, there are many people outside, and there are many carriages.
Xu Xiaoyu quickly grabbed a parking space, and Jia Pingan praised: "Good job."
The curtain of the car behind is lifted, and the head is full of jewels and emeralds! Facial powder is all over the face! I can't even see my true face.
"Where is your family?"
The lady's red lips moved slightly, her reserved taste was very strong.
This reminded Jia Ping'an of the fight over a parking space in later generations.
Xu Xiaoyu glanced at the woman, frowned slightly, "Ma'am, what do you mean?"
It is a guilty conscience to ask the intention at such a time.
The lady glanced at Jia Pingan.
Jia Pingan ignored her at all, and said to the car: "Wu Shuang, Su Ho, the sun is not small outside, don't come out, let me go and ask first."
He then went to take a look inside.
many people.
The Taoist who led the way was calm and calm, and he seemed to have attained the Tao.
"Look at Marquis Wuyang."
Ahead, more than 20 people are waiting, many of them also bring their children.
This monk actually met me?
But Jia Pingan is not going to give benefits for this.
"Summer work, line up."
The Taoist glanced at him with disappointment in his eyes.
It is rumored that the Jia family has become rich recently, so they refuse to pay for a priority right?
Outside.
"My house arrived first, get out of the way."
The lady's reserve gradually lost its hold.
The so-called reserved means to feel good about yourself, for example, I am rich, talented, and beautiful... In a word, I am not a mortal, so I must be reserved when facing mortals.
Xu Xiaoyu pointed to her family's carriage, "Why are you here first?"
The lady was annoyed, "Get lost!"
This means that I don't want to reason with you, and directly use power to overwhelm others.
...
Everyone who is powerful in the family can only say one sentence at most, but you have said a lot... Only those who talk too much are guilty! Mr. Lang said what is this called... a fox pretends to be a tiger, hahahaha! "
Jia Ping'an just came out.
The noble lady pointed at Xu Xiaoyu and cursed: "Go, find the square soldier, and take him."
The car curtain was lifted, Su Ho glanced outside, "Who will arrive first?"
Xu Xiaoyu hurriedly said, "Our house is here first."
The car curtain was lifted again, and Wei Wushuang glanced at the lady, "If it's not appropriate, I invited people from the Jinwu Guard."
These words were full of confidence, the lady hesitated for a moment.
Xu Xiaoyu laughed, "Do you dare?"
"Little bastard!"
The lady scolded: "Come on, beat him!"
Jia Pingan came over.
"Draw who?"
Xu Xiaoyu, this little bastard, can be seen to be teasing people.
The noble lady is domineering, she has seen this kind of thing a lot, and she just stays indifferent and waits for the end of the matter. But Xu Xiaoyu...
Since going out with Jia Ping'an, Xu Xiaoyu's temperament has changed. He used to like to reason, but now he likes to trick people and do things.
This family... there is nothing normal in this family!
When the lady saw Jia Ping'an, she screamed: "Your servants took the lead..."
"That's because your home is slow."
Jia Pingan said lightly.
The lady exploded, "My family came first."
"There was no carriage ahead at that time." Jia Pingan lifted the curtain, "It's quiet inside, get out of the car, and go in for a walk."
The lady continued to fry.
Wei Wushuang got off the car.
Long legs are dazzling.
Get off at Soho.
Baby face is so fierce!
"Aye!"
Two children, one on each side, Jia Pingan hugged and smiled.
"Go, Aye will take you in for fun!"
"I want to eat something delicious." The boss obviously ate less breakfast.
DouDou took a look at the noble lady and felt that this woman was too fierce.
She lay on her father's shoulder, and whispered nervously: "Aye, it's called Afulai."
Jia Ping'an couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, a few soldiers came over.
"What's the trouble?"
The lady pointed to Jia Ping'an and said, "His family's carriage took the lead from mine."
Jia Pingan nodded the **** with his chin, and then went inside with the two children in his arms.
Chen Dong stepped forward and whispered, "The Jia family."
Fang Zu was startled, "Marquis of Wuyang?"
Chen Dong nodded, "Mr. Lang doesn't want to be as knowledgeable as her, otherwise he will twitch his mouth."
Fang Zu went over and said in a low voice, "It's Marquis Wuyang."
"What can he do?" The lady's voice burst.
Jia Ping'an had already reached the entrance of the gymnasium, looked back at her, and said indifferently: "The Jia family's tolerance is not weak and deceitful, you should go and inquire about Jia's reputation, if you still want to make a move, the Jia family will take advantage of it." !"
He nodded slightly and went in.
"What reputation?"
The lady was restless, "What's his reputation?"
The square soldier said with a dry smile: "Repay grievances with virtue."
"Repay good for evil?"
Fangzu smiled, "The Marquis of Wuyang killed more than ten people in Pingkangfang a few days ago."
Are you sure you want to clash with him over a parking space?
The noble lady muttered: "Killing people... is it amazing?"
Fang Zu couldn't help but nodded.
"Killing people in Pingkangfang...is a big deal."
The lady was annoyed, "Go in!"
Entering Guangde Temple, the Taoist who greeted the guests took a look at Jia Pingan, thinking that this guy was too stingy, so he smiled at the lady behind him.
"Madam, can you find a place to sit?"
Jia Pingan handed the child to them and waved to a Taoist priest.
The Taoist came over, "What's the matter with good faith?"
Jia Pingan blocked the sight of the two children, Chen Dong stepped forward and held the Taoist's hand, "It's hot, can you find a place to sit?"
The Taoist felt the silver coin in his hand, and smiled more sincerely, "Good faith, please come."
Later, the lady also wanted to find a place, but the place she wanted was taken by the Jia family.
The Taoist who welcomes the guests negotiates with that Taoist.
"How did you arrange it for him?"
"He gave this."
"Silver dime!"
Fuck!
"Then I hinted that he could skip the queue by paying him, why didn't he agree?"
"I asked, and he said..." The Taoist looked puzzled, "He said there are always some rules to be followed in the world."
The Taoist who greeted the guests laughed, "Marquis Wuyang is so pedantic?"
Qing Yuan has gray beard and hair, and looks like a fairy.
"The child looks spirited, with extravagance between his brows, just go back."
"Thank you."
"This child..." Qing Yuan glanced at the child, the woman was extremely nervous.
"This child is a little more depressed, if he doesn't let go, he may be in trouble in the future."
The woman exclaimed, "What then?"
Qing Yuan's expression was solemn, "Pindao think of a way later."
"I also ask the Taoist priest to be merciful!"
The woman knelt down.
"Get up!" Qing Yuan nodded, "Just do your best."
"I'll come back tomorrow." The woman thanked her and left.
There was another person in front of Jia Ping'an, who looked at Qing Yuan with great interest.
"Master Daoist, please also take a look at this slave."
The woman looked up, expecting.
Su Ho muttered, "Husband, what are you looking at?"
"Phaseology."
Jia Pingan smiled and said: "The husband and wife are not on good terms, this woman probably wants to ask when her husband's love will come back."
Wei Wushuang shook his head, "How did my husband know?"
Qing Yuan took a look at the woman, "You are... a couple at odds, hey!"
The woman's eyes shined, "The Taoist priest is indeed a living god. There is a lowly maid in my family who is tempting, and my husband is bewitched to change his mind... Taoist priest, how can I make my husband change his mind?"
My husband really knew? Wei Wushuang and Su Ho looked at Jia Pingan together.
"If the family is happy and happy, who is okay to come here?"
Of course, there are those rich and noble people who come to seek advice from experts, but they are either uneasy and feel unreal about their rapidly accumulated wealth, and need someone to reassure them. Either it is too cold at the top, and I want to see how many years I can stay popular, and it is best for my children and grandchildren to continue to be popular...
Su Ho whispered: "My husband is better than him."
This silly woman!
It's Jia's turn.
Su Ho just wanted to hug DouDou, but Jia Pingan shook his head and walked to the front, "Taoist, look at me."
Taoist looked at him carefully, "You...wealthy man, but..."
"But what?"
Jia Ping'an smiled.
Qing Yuan stroked his beard, and said lightly: "But seeing that there is blackness on your face, it can be seen that there are some troubles recently..."
"What is the curse?"
Jia Ping'an thinks that he must at least have some skills in fooling people.
Qingyuan narrowed his eyes, "The believer looked at...the eyebrows were raised slightly, this is the sword eyebrow, the master of killing, the poor Taoist and the believer...The blackness on the face is like a cloud, it means killing too much...If you kill too much, there will be retribution, But Shanxin has a predestined relationship with the poor, so he came here today..."
"Possible to resolve?"
Jia Pingan thinks all this is too interesting.
Qing Yuan frowned, "It's difficult, and wait for the poor to return to meditation, and there will be rewards in the dark."
Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing, "A liar can attract so many ladies, so no one can see your tricks?"
The lady behind thought this was an opportunity for revenge, so she sneered and said, "Master Qingyuan is famous, you dare to question him as a liar, Daoist will send down a thunderbolt to strike you to death!"
Qing Yuan smiled slightly, "If believers don't believe in it, they can go away. The fate...is too wonderful!"
"You said that the child was depressed earlier, and the woman in front you said that the family was not harmonious...why couldn't it be resolved on the spot?"
Qing Yuan smiled, "I need to report to Dao Zun!"
"The Daoist is too busy to take care of ordinary affairs. If I guessed correctly, what method will you use in the future, the things in the talisman to cheat money... The more money you give, the more things will happen to that person... It continues unceasingly, with gloom on the face today, dark clouds covering the top tomorrow, and **** disasters in the next day..."
The lady behind him hissed in disbelief: "You... how do you know?"
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