Chapter 630 Aye, you can change a woman
In the canteen of Suanxue, Han Wei smashed his chopsticks, turned around and left.
Other teachers and students were stunned, and then someone smiled bitterly, "The pancakes are unpalatable, and the vegetables are just miscellaneous things. Except for the salty taste, the others... are hard to describe."
"Where's the cook?"
The cook was brought in, first handed over, and then shouted: "The money and food for arithmetic are almost spent. I have to ask for favors to get these when I go shopping every day. This is still a lot of food now. In a few months , I’m afraid I can only eat pickles and dry pancakes.”
"Why?"
Someone asked: "Where did our money go?"
Several teaching assistants sighed.
"We have less money."
A teaching assistant smiled wryly: "The money and food are all in the Imperial College, and they distribute them. After we learned how to learn things, the money and food became less and less."
"Why is our money and food short?"
"That's the money and food given by the court, how dare they withhold it? Let's go and find a sacrificial wine to reason!"
"Let's go together!"
Several teaching assistants blocked it for a while, and then wrapped themselves up.
Guozijian’s Jijiu Xiao Bo is not in good health, and has already retired and returned home. Mo Jia, the new Jijiu, heard the noise outside, and his white face became more angry, "Look who is making trouble?"
The little official went out to take a look, "Sacrificial wine is a matter of arithmetic."
Mo Jia sneered, "Get away!"
"Why did I deduct money and food from my calculations!"
The commotion outside suddenly became louder.
Mo frame went out.
The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, seemingly sneering.
"If you don't want to read, then leave!"
…
"Brother, go see Hu Nu shake her ass!"
Li Jingye flushed with excitement, "Your Majesty has rewarded you with 20,000 yuan, which is enough for us to watch for a while."
Jia Ping'an's head was full of black lines, "Isn't it good to keep it at home?"
"Brother..." Li Jingye looked surprised, "Only people who are afraid of being poor save money."
Jia Pingan choked.
It's time to go to the office, and the two of them go out slowly.
"For 20,000 yuan, I can watch Hu Nu shake her **** for a long time..."
"Watching while drinking, and then shaking **** together."
Jia Pingan thinks this baby is living too chicly.
"Professional."
"Aunt."
Li Ji is here.
"Ah Weng, I won't be home for dinner."
Li Jingye looked proud.
Li Ji coughed dryly, "Your Majesty rewarded you with 20,000 yuan?"
"Yes!" Li Jingye looked smug, "Ah Weng, this is the first time I have received a reward."
Li Ji nodded, "Sure enough, he has improved."
Li Jingye became more and more proud.
"The old man will keep the money for you, after you..."
…
When Jia Ping'an returned home, he still remembered Li Jingye's appearance.
The grief and indignation are inexplicable!
Ah Fu followed him into the backyard and stopped suddenly.
"Wow!"
Why is the boss crying?
Jia Ping'an went in, and saw Jia Yu standing and crying, Wei Wushuang scowled, "Look at what you've done!"
On the desk, an account book was torn to pieces.
"Wow!"
Jia Yu only knew how to cry.
"Do you still dare?"
When Wei Wushuang saw Jia Ping'an coming in, he said angrily: "My husband, look at Da Lang, I will go out for a while, and when I come back, the account book is like this, and I have to count it all over again..."
"Wow!"
Jia Yu gasped from crying.
"OK OK."
Jia Pingan hugged Jia Yu, "Does Da Lang know that he made a mistake?"
Jia Yu choked up and nodded.
"Why tear up the ledger?" Wei Wushuang asked.
Jia Pingan shook his head and said in a low voice: "How does the child know why? It's just a twitch in my heart."
But turning around, he had to teach his son a lesson.
"You tore that thing, Auntie will have to work hard to do it again, are you willing?"
Wei Wushuang felt that the father would teach the children.
Jia Yu nodded.
Jia Pingan threw the child on the ground, "You continue to teach me a lesson."
"Wow!"
Jia Ping'an left the room, hid in the door of Suho's side, and looked here secretly.
"Aye!"
Doudou's cautious appearance made Jia Ping'an laugh.
"Where is A Niang?"
Doudou stuck her thin fingers between her lips, frowning seriously, "Auntie is practicing, so don't disturb me."
The family is in trouble, but this silly woman is still practicing.
Jia Pingan went in.
"Ah! Husband can't grab it, there are not many!"
Doudou listened in bewilderment, at this moment Jia Yu was kicked out by Wei Wushuang, sobbing, turning his head while walking.
"Brother!"
Jia Yu burst into tears, "Aniang hit me!"
Doudou said sympathetically, "Does it hurt?"
Jia Yu raised his arm, "It hurts!"
Doudou said: "Aniang said that jerky can...can cure diseases, and sauce...sauce can relieve pain."
"real?"
Doudou nodded vigorously.
So the two kids went to the front yard.
"Want sauce?"
Cao Er immediately brought out several kinds of sauces from Jia's family, laughed and said: "My lord, my lady, this is our sauce."
"Take this,"
"No, I want this."
Jia Yu chose a sauce that looked appetizing.
Later...
"Wow!"
"what happened again?"
Just after a half-full meal with Su Ho, Jia Pingan heard the sound and saw the eldest brother crying.
"Aye!"
DouDou pointed at Jia Yu's mouth
Jia Yu's mouth looked strange in color.
Jia Pingan sniffed, "Sauce?"
DouDou nodded.
This baby...
"Wow!"
The boss cried because of the sauce at home, and didn't eat dinner.
—In ancient times, there were **** and garlic, plus cornel and horseradish, etc., hereby declare!
Wei Wushuang looked stern, but panicked in his heart, got water for Jia Yu to rinse his mouth, and then pushed his mouth away...
Jia Ping'an looked troubled, "Well... Dalang is not a horse, and it doesn't take that long to count his teeth, it's almost enough."
Poor baby, her mother opened her mouth and checked her little by little.
Jia Yu was obviously frightened, and behaved very well at night.
While lying on the bed, Wei Wushuang suddenly asked: "Husband, can I take care of the child well?"
"Nonsense."
Don't hit your wife's self-confidence.
Jia Pingan's eyelids are fighting.
the next morning.
"Da Lang eats this."
Wei Wushuang's gentleness made Suho a little scared, and he murmured to Jia Pingan, "Husband, what's wrong with Wushuang?"
Jia Pingan shook his head, expressing that he did not know either.
Wei Wushuang just wanted to change the way of getting along with his son.
I am gentle!
good.
Jia Ping'an likes to see such scenes of loving mothers and sons being filial.
Doudou is also very good, if only the bib on the chest of the uneaten is full of food.
The boss was obviously overwhelmed by the sudden tenderness of his mother, and ate very honestly.
Poor baby!
Boom!
The bowl fell to the ground and broke.
"nothing."
I'm not angry, I'm not angry... Wei Wushuang is as gentle as ever.
Hongyan gave Sanhua a wink.
—Madam...something is wrong!
Sanhua secretly heightened her vigilance.
Jia Yu gradually talked more.
"Aniang, eat."
Good son!
Wei Wushuang held back his scolding.
In fact, she has a bad temper and poor patience, so she just endured it many times at home.
A spoonful of porridge fell to the ground.
Wei Wushuang comforted himself: Da Lang will get better soon.
Boom!
This time the spoon landed.
Jia Yu looked at her, "Aniang."
Wei Wushuang smiled and said, "Bring another spoon."
After having a child, the change of a woman...even a fairy will descend to the mundane world.
"Auntie!"
The boss made a spoonful of porridge and handed it over, spilling it all the way, mostly on Wei Wushuang's body.
Poor daughter-in-law!
Jia Pingan shook his head, and Su Ho also shook his head.
Doudou seriously lowered his head to eat.
…
Arriving at the Ministry of War, Jia Ping'an went to visit Ren Yaxiang's office.
"The Marquis of Wuyang is here, wait for the old man to make tea."
hehe!
Three regular customers, You Shi, Wu Kui, and Huang Yang were all there, and Jia Pingan said solemnly: "I'm going to change clothes first."
The three looked at him together.
Together?
Look at Ren Yaxiang's intoxicated face, if you don't drink, you will lose face!
So a lie needs to be covered up with countless lies, sincerely.
Thinking of the state where the three of them drank tea until the corners of their mouths frothed, Jia Pingan couldn't help secretly admiring them.
Why don’t we have this ability?
"Marquis of Wuyang."
Chen Jinfa came in, "He said he was asking for a meeting with the teaching assistant of mathematics."
He couldn't help but praise: "Marquis Wuyang can still make friends with those great Confucians, which makes the lower officials admire."
You are on good terms with Da Confucianism, and your whole family is on good terms with Da Confucianism.
How can there be any great Confucianism these days?
A true great Confucian, according to the standards of Confucianism, must be a perfect person, a gentleman, and a sage.
But where in the world can a gentleman and a saint come from?
But it is impossible for ordinary people to be perfect if they want to eat and drink.
After being praised so much, he also thinks that he is a gentleman and a saint, so his face becomes more and more rigid, and he frequently scolds and makes a bunch of gentleman's remarks...
In the end, he was distorted in his heart, and he was a gentleman and saint who kept talking to the outside world.
Han Wei is here.
"Marquis of Wuyang!"
Seeing his angry appearance, Jia Pingan said: "Chen Jinfa, make tea without seasoning."
"yes!"
Chen Jinfa was happy, but he was a little curious.
Why not put seasoning?
Tea without oil and salt...it is not fragrant!
"Calm down!"
Jia Pingan sat down.
Han Wei's face turned red, "Marquis Wuyang, the Imperial College has deducted money and food for mathematics!"
"Who did it?"
Jia Ping'an thinks Xiao Bo can't do it, right?
"The new Jijiu Mo frame."
"Speak slowly."
Han Wei talked about the recent matter of mathematics, in one sentence: mathematics is now a motherless child, what a pain!
"...The daily food is not bad, and the portion is not enough. We can say that we can subsidize it, but those students are mostly from ordinary families, and they can only eat those inferior meals..."
Mo frame...
Jia Pingan got up, "Wait."
He went to find Cui Jian.
"Xiao Jia?"
Come over with a smile on your chest, and make a move...
I can't avoid it!
Jia Pingan, whose hands were being held, asked, "Brother Cui, does he know about the new Jijiu Mo frame of the Imperial Academy?"
Cui Jian deserves to be an official, but he just thought about it, "Then Qiu Jia is a bit mean, and his own Confucianism is profound, and he is called a great Confucian outsider."
This Confucianism is quite interesting, and it is divided into three, six, and nine classes.
Big, medium and small, three Confucians.
"learn!"
Jia Ping'an returned to the Ministry of War.
The tea is already brewed, so the taste... don't mention it.
There is no era of fried tea, and the taste of purely boiled tea is very strange.
"Then what does Qiu Frame mean?"
Jia Ping'an asked calmly.
"Yesterday we went to ask him for questioning, but Qiu Jia said that the Guozijian had a lot less money and food this year, and said..."
Han Wei showed embarrassment.
"Are you saying that I cut off their money and food?" Jia Pingan said disdainfully: "Those people like to take advantage of it, and even Te Niang's recruiting prostitutes can find ways to take the public's account."
Han Wei was taken aback, "But..."
"Do you want to study Gewu?"
Jia Pingan asked suddenly.
Han Wei nodded, "The knowledge in Gewu is refreshing, and it has never been published before. Everyone wants to learn in mathematics, but Marquis Wuyang is not here..."
Boss, let’s take a few classes once in a while.
"I won't go."
Jia Pingan got up and said: "Leave this matter alone, tell them, calm down."
"But Mo Jia is not forgiving!"
"Just go back!"
Damn, don't frame, be dazed.
Jia Pingan watched him go out with a stern look in his eyes.
Han Wei returned to Sui Xue and said Jia Ping'an's words, and immediately wailed.
"We are children without parents!"
"The Imperial Academy doesn't care, and the Marquis of Wuyang doesn't care either..."
"How can I read this book?"
"Marquis Wuyang is also timid?" A student said sadly and angrily: "I thought Wuyanghou was a good man who stands up to heaven and earth, but he is timid."
Someone persuaded: "After all, mathematics is under the jurisdiction of the Imperial College. Marquis Wuyang is in the Ministry of War, so he can't reach out his hand, otherwise he can be impeached by offering wine."
Chen Bao went to find Mo Jia.
"Jijiu, the money and food for arithmetic are so much in previous years, but this year there is a lot less... Isn't it appropriate?"
Mo Jia sat kneeling behind the case table, on which the five classics of justice were placed, and the words of the saints were shining.
He raised his head, and a mocking look appeared on his fair face, "Who are you speaking for?"
Chen Bao said angrily: "The lower officials will naturally speak for the Imperial College!"
"What does Guozijian teach?"
Mo Jia sneered and said: "Is there any new learning in the homework of Professor Guozijian? Xiao Bo, in his time and muddle, opened his eyes and closed his eyes, and introduced the new learning into mathematics. Later, Jia Pingan even worsened, and even put the so-called Gewu also got in."
As soon as he took the case, he said mockingly: "As a secretary, you are dereliction of duty!"
Chen Bao resigned.
Chen Bao went out, and the clerk in the duty room breathed a sigh of relief, "Jijiu, Jia Ping'an is worthy of the queen's siblings."
"He bewitched in the palace to reduce the prince's Confucianism homework, bitch!"
Mo Jian said coldly: "I'm in the Imperial College for a day, so don't even think about getting ahead in math!"
Chen Bao brought the words to Jia Ping'an through others.
"Thank you."
Jia Pingan didn't show any signs of anger.
Later, he went to find Cheng Zhijie.
"Mr. Lu, most of the new learning can be used in mathematics."
Cheng Zhijie said angrily: "But last time you declined those veterans to send their children and grandchildren to mathematics..."
"At that time, the tree was so big that it attracted the wind!"
Jia Pingan smiled wryly, "If I nodded at that time, some people would say that I used my new knowledge to please those veterans. Do you think I am wronged?"
"Hey!" Cheng Zhijie sighed: "The old man said he was cautious, but he was far behind you. This is a good thing. When the old man turns around, people will quietly spread the word."
Later, a veteran in Chang'an city praised: "What a righteous and ungrateful Marquis of Wuyang, this young man, I'm sure I'll make friends with you! Come here, get ready, I'll go to Daodefang."
Jia Ping'an didn't go to the office, and the gifts arrived home in a carload.
Du He was stunned, and asked the reason with an apologetic smile.
"There is no reason... I dare not accept it! My husband can discount my legs later."
The veteran sneered, "Do you want me to discount your other leg now?"
"Dare not dare!"
Wei Wushuang came out immediately, "Dare to ask if this is..."
You have to have a reason for giving gifts.
The old general waved his hand, "This old man is pleasing to the Marquis of Wuyang."
Wei Wushuang was dumbfounded.
"this…"
More than one person can come to give gifts.
The house was full of presents, and Wei Wushuang felt mixed feelings.
"Auntie!"
When Jia Yu came, he was overjoyed when he saw the gift, and went in to look over it.
Boom!
A box flips over, and its contents are thrown to the ground and shattered...
"Yes... it's jade!"
Du He was dumbfounded.
Such a noble gift was damaged by Mr. Da Lang.
Wei Wushuang was sluggish.
Jia Yu still didn't feel anything, and went up and stepped on it.
"Jia Yu!"
"Wow!"
When Jia Pingan returned home, he was not surprised to see the gift, "Just keep it."
And the parents of students of later generations gave the teacher a gift. These veterans hope that Jia Ping'an will send a good word to the teaching assistants of mathematics, so that they can look at their grandchildren differently.
"What's wrong with Dalang?"
Jia Yu looked listless.
When it comes to Wei Wushuang, he is not angry, "Da Lang went to find those gifts earlier and broke a piece of jade. If you break it, break it. If you step on it, you won't be afraid of hurting your feet."
"Aye!"
Jia Yu felt that this mother was definitely not her real mother.
Jia Pingan smiled and said, "Be careful next time, don't be naughty."
Wei Wushuang shook his head, probably in a feeling of despair.
She gets up and goes out.
Jia Yu hurried over, choked up and said, "Aye, I want...I want..."
"What do you want?"
This child has reached the age of mischief, there is no way... Jia Ping'an was beaten until he graduated from elementary school in his previous life. When I was in junior high school, my father said that when you grow up, you should learn to distinguish between things, and I will not beat you in the future.
This is treating him like a half-adult.
Some people say that being beaten will cause psychological shadow...
Jia Pingan thinks about the mistakes he made, and to be honest, being beaten is not unfair at all.
So any psychological shadow does not exist.
Jia Yu sobbed, "Aye, you... you can change it."
"Switch to what?"
Jia Ping'an thinks he's fine!
This kid.
"Aye, you can change to another lady."
Wei Wushuang, who was getting angry outside with his hips on his hips, exploded in an instant.
"Jia Yu!"
"Hey hey hey! I have something to say!"
Jia Ping'an turned into a police officer, persuading him for a while. Su Ho also came with Dou Dou, and Dou Dou persuaded his elder brother, talking to himself; Su Ho persuaded Wei Wushuang to let her practice with him.
Jia Yu was clearly in a hurry.
"How old is he?" Jia Pingan frowned, "The good and evil of children are simple, but this matter should not be underestimated. I will sleep with Dalang tonight."
Doudou happily said: "Aye, there is still me, and there is me!"
That night, the three of them slept together, with Jia Pingan in the middle, and the two children on each side.
"...The frog picked up the golden ball from the pool and said viciously: Boy, you are my slave from now on, and you have to work for me every day!"
The two children were scared and hid in their father's arms.
There was a smile on the corner of Jia Pingan's mouth, "The frog suddenly became so big, the prince cried, help! Help! The frog laughed wildly, you shout, there is no one here, and no one can save you if you scream! Right at this time...sleep!"
Break more!
The two children were making a fuss.
"Aye, don't sleep, speak quickly!"
"Aye, what happened to the little prince?"
Wei Wushuang and Su He slept together tonight, and when they heard the child making a fuss, they asked in surprise, "Your husband can make the child so happy?"
In the bedroom, Jia Pingan continued: "At this moment, the little prince's mother came, and she stood in front of the little prince desperately, and shouted: Get out! The frog said that I want this little prince to be my servant." , if you dare to stop me, I will eat you... The little prince's mother rushed over and fought with the frog."
"But she couldn't beat the frog, and she was covered in bruises."
The two children were so nervous that Doudou even said, "Aye, hurry up and help."
Jia Yu grabbed his father's hand, "Aye, kill it!"
"The little prince stared blankly, and suddenly shouted, and rushed over to help. They fought hard together, and finally defeated the hateful frog. The frog screamed and jumped into the pool, and finally shouted: I will come back of!"
…
Good night!
(end of this chapter)