Chapter 600 My Family Has a Young Child
Someone outside the teaching assistant shouted: "Kill him!"
Jia Pingan pressed the handle of the knife, and outside, Bao Dong and others were approaching.
The man shouted: "Go!"
But no one stepped forward.
A bunch of cowards!
Jia Ping'an picked up the iron rod and hit the iron sleeve with a hammer, but it didn't move.
"The iron sheath will shrink after cooling, so the iron rod is hooped to death. This is thermal expansion and cold contraction, but all blacksmiths know it. But they don't know the principle. Physics is to analyze and study these principles."
"Marquis Wuyang, why is this?"
A student asked.
This is a good joke.
Jia Pingan said: "The new science believes that every substance is composed of things that are too small to be seen by the naked eye. When we look at the flies, we feel uncomfortable, but when we catch the flies and take a closer look, we will find the flies. There are many tiny things in the human body... But what if there is something that can be seen more closely? The biggest mistake of human beings is to think that their eyes can see the most subtle things in the world."
"Those tiny things make up the iron, and countless irons are made into an iron sheath. When the iron sheath is heated, those tiny things inside move, and the more they move, the bigger... Finally, the iron rod can pass through easily."
"This is not some illusory principle of life, but something that is very beneficial to the national economy and the people's livelihood." Jia Pingan said: "Just think about it, what if you use iron rods and iron sleeves to make the axles and sleeves of carts?"
A student said happily: "I thought of it, if this is the case, the iron sleeve and iron rod will stick firmly after cooling down, so natural and stable."
"Wonderful!"
Jia Pingan looked sideways at the teaching assistants, "Who can talk to Jia?"
"Don't make any sense of being a human being." Jia Ping'an is really tired of these people. "What's the benefit to the country if you think about it all day long? Be a human being, your hair is gray and you are still thinking about how to be a human being, and you are still thinking about how to be a human being in the coffin." how to behave...
Everyone, wake up, this world is not peaceful, you are thinking about how to behave, Tubo, Turks, Korea... They are thinking about **** people! You wait to ponder the truth of being a human being for the rest of your life, who is protecting you? "
If a hundred schools of thought existed side by side, what would this Tang Dynasty be like?
Mohists build industry, Strategists think about diplomacy...
Every science has its own reason for existence, but Confucianism dares to brag, saying that it can conquer the world!
Jia Pingan said word by word: "Just as you were tirelessly thinking about how to be a human being, the farmers worked at sunrise and rested at sunset, and the food they paid fed you and the others.
Those soldiers threw their heads and sprinkled their blood to protect you...
Jia is not opposed to pondering these things, but just wants to tell you that there are many jackals in the world, if thinking about the principles of life can make the jackals restrain themselves, the only thing that can restrain the jackals is the sword and gun.
How can we make our knives and guns sharper? This is miscellaneous. How to win battles is also miscellaneous learning... How to increase income is also miscellaneous learning, and how to make buildings more solid is also miscellaneous learning. "
Jia Pingan took a deep breath and cursed: "It is the knowledge you look down on the most that feeds you and protects you. Your mother is the best protected and the fattest raised.
You must have a conscience, but while you are eating fat and sitting at home safe and sound, you are despising the knowledge and people who protect you. Are you a pig? Hog knows how to call when he sees his master coming with a wooden barrel every day. If he calls and scolds, try it? But you dare to yell! "
"What is this?" Jia Pingan scolded, "This is shameless!"
He stepped off the podium and walked out slowly.
Just as Bao Dong wanted to move, a group of students rushed over and stood in front of Jia Pingan.
"Make way!" Han Wei said coldly.
"You..." Xiao Li's cheeks trembled.
"Get out of the way, please!"
The students spontaneously cleared the way for Jia Pingan.
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"Your Majesty."
Wang Zhongliang came in, "Guozijian offering wine to Xiao Bo, please see me."
"What is it?"
Li Zhi raised his head.
The maid next to her stepped forward and handed over the towel.
The towel soaked in ice water covered his forehead, and he felt relieved for a while.
Wang Zhongliang went to inquire about it.
"Your Majesty, Jia Ping'an made a big fuss in the Imperial College, and his words angered many teaching assistants. Now the Imperial College is full of enthusiasm..."
"He has such a great ability?"
Li Zhi was also curious, "What did he say?"
The emperor didn't like Confucianism, but after all, Confucianism was the foundation of the Tang Dynasty.
"...He also said that the farmers cultivated and fed those people, and the soldiers fought **** battles to protect those people, but..."
"What?" Li Zhi really doesn't like Confucianism, but he also knows the auxiliary role of Confucianism to the emperor.
"Um!"
Li Zhi just snorted, but Wang Zhongliang was shocked, "He said miscellaneous learning can increase income and enable soldiers to win battles...so Confucianism shouldn't be eating the food made by miscellaneous learning, and being protected by miscellaneous learning...but calling miscellaneous Learn. He also said..."
"He also compared those people to hogs, no, even worse than hogs. Hogs know how to flatter when their master feeds them, while those people only know how to scold."
Li Zhi was silent.
Wang Zhongliang thought that Jia Ping'an had completely angered the Imperial College, which would lead to a violent storm.
His Majesty will be angry too.
Li Zhi suddenly laughed.
“In the former Han Dynasty, Confucian scholars were just flattering people under the throne. Later, more people learned Confucianism, and more people spoke for Confucianism, so they gradually came to the fore. The so-called dethroning a hundred schools of thought means this. You can only learn Confucianism.”
Li Zhi said comfortably: "I value capable officials, not self-proclaimed great Confucians. I have seen many great Confucians, and they talk endlessly about Confucianism, but they do nothing. Look at those courtiers, as long as they are capable, Who would stick to Confucianism?"
Wang Zhongliang thought about it, and it really is.
For example, Li Ji, for example, Li Jing back then...
"Those aristocratic families passed on their knowledge, but what kind of knowledge is that? If the Confucianism heirs would have been wiped out... the coveted part of the knowledge of the aristocratic families lies in the way of doing things and the experience of how to be an official. So when their children come out They will be able to stand out... When others are still thinking about how to be an official and how to do things, they are already familiar with it."
Li Zhi smiled suddenly, and said contemptuously: "Why can't those studies be included in Confucianism? It's because most of them are not good enough for outsiders. Those people talk beautiful words and make themselves gentlemen. I hope everyone in the world will learn from it." Their principles are those so-called gentlemen who keep their own law and order, but the knowledge passed down by their families is all utilitarianism.
Others have become honest, but they are dishonest... In this world, the honest people will suffer losses after all, and the dishonest ones will skyrocket. "
yes!
Wang Zhongliang also felt sorry for him, Li Zhi asked when he saw it, "Do you have something to say?"
Wang Zhongliang said with emotion: "This servant is an honest person. Fortunately, His Majesty is kind, otherwise, there would be no good day for this servant."
This flattery is good, Li Zhi accepts it.
"Jia Ping'an..." Li Zhi pondered.
Marquis Wuyang's words have reached His Majesty's heart, so he should be rewarded, right?
Wang Zhongliang was secretly envious.
"I remember King Teng reported the day before yesterday that the business in Tubo is getting better and better, but the goods are not enough. Let Jia Pingan go and have a look." Li Zhi said lightly: "I don't like Confucianism, and I also like New Learning. No, no matter what kind of knowledge, it is good knowledge that can help Datang to prosper."
The honest man Wang Zhongliang said frankly; "Your Majesty, some people say that Confucianism can help the emperor govern the world!"
"Govern the world?" Li Zhi's eyes were full of sarcasm, "The so-called Confucianism helps the emperor govern the world, it's just a gimmick made by Emperor Wu. Learning. People in the world have bowed their heads, so it is easy to govern, and the emperor does not need to worry about someone rebelling... But where did the Yellow Turban Rebellion come from? When the Three Kingdoms were fighting at the end of the Han Dynasty, where was loyalty?"
He smiled, "The emperor likes to use Confucianism to make the world bow down...but I like to use the territory, and use the great reputation of the Tang Dynasty to let myself flaunt the history!"
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"Not enough goods?"
Jia Pingan just went to the Guozijian to smash the scene, which can be said to be hearty, but when he came back, he received this inexplicable task.
Scumvine is going crazy.
"Lack of wine!"
The scumbag said excitedly: "Last winter we smuggled some wine to Tubo and Korea. Those people couldn't be happier. They wanted as much as they had, but..."
"Then sell."
Jia Pingan thinks this is not a problem.
Li Yuanying shook his head, "Sir, I also want to sell it, but there is no alcohol. We have collected alcohol smuggling here, Chang'an... Sir, go to Pingkangfang to see, there are people scolding."
So awesome?
Jia Pingan didn't pay much attention to smuggling, but he didn't expect it to become a big deal.
He went to the Iron Head Winery.
"The price of drinks has increased."
The weather is getting warmer, and many snake heads can be seen again.
"They said that someone bought a large amount of alcohol, and they didn't know where they got it."
"Someone drinks a lot." Jia Ping'an opened his eyes and said nonsense, "That... a lot! I'll get you some more later."
Duoduo said happily: "Thank you Marquis Wuyang, if this is the case, my business here will definitely be able to overwhelm them."
Jia Ping'an went to Su's house again.
The eldest brother Su Neng is a wine seller, so he just knows the situation.
"The price has increased." Su Neng looked at the appearance of the society as usual, "It is said that the wine is easy to sell, but the DPRK interferes... It is said that there is not enough food in Chang'an, and the wine making is restricted."
The food in Chang'an is indeed not enough, otherwise Li Zhi would not drag his family to Luoyang to eat.
No wonder Li Yuanying was helpless about this.
"Brother, you have changed your appearance now, why do you still look like a ranger?"
Su Ho is heartless, so Jia Pingan came to care about her natal family on behalf of her.
Su Xiang's voice came from the next room, "Brother just likes to be a ranger."
Su Neng scolded: "I'll beat you to death later."
Su Xiang said stubbornly: "Mighty cannot be subdued, even if you beat me to death, I will say the same."
Su Neng sneered and said, "I'll deduct your pocket money later, so that you can't please those little ladies when you go out."
The room is quiet.
Sure enough, power cannot be subdued, but wealth can be promiscuous.
Jia Ping'an smiled and was about to go back, Su Neng asked: "Well... safe! How is the eldest lady at home? There is still a bag..."
After Jia Ping'an and Su Ho got married, Su Neng probably felt that his status was not good, so he didn't go to Jia's house much.
Jia Pingan laughed and said, "It's useless to say what I said, brother, just go and see for yourself."
Su Neng hesitated, Jia Pingan said: "Doudou is getting more and more interesting."
"That... I'll check it out later."
Jia Ping'an went back and told Li Yuanying to go to school according to the procedure.
"A request for food allocation."
Li Yuanying smiled wryly, "It must not be given."
"We'll talk about it when we get on."
Jia Ping'an felt that this was ambiguous.
Then Li Yuanying went to the sparse.
"Ridiculous!"
The man came with a straight face, "Chang'an doesn't have enough food, so what kind of wine is there?"
Li Yuanying was depressed.
"And then on!"
The two children are getting bigger and bigger, and Jia Ping'an doesn't want to go to work anymore.
"Looking at the weather, you should take your wife and children out to play, but I wasted my life in a hundred rides, how sad!"
Jia Pingan sighed.
Ming Jing felt that there was something wrong with this person, "It's good for people to do things."
"Accompanying children is not doing something?"
Single dogs don’t know how happy they are!
"How good is it to be alone?"
Ming Jing has a sense of superiority.
"How can one person be better?"
Jia Ping'an retorted: "When you get old, there will be children who will honor you, how nice?"
Now is not the future. If your parents are here now, you don’t even have the right to separate the family and property.
Jia Pingan's eyes hurt Ming Jing when she saw a single dog, she sneered and said, "When I grow old, I will adopt a adopted son in the palace."
"The adopted son is easy to capsize."
"Jia Pingan!"
Ming Jing's mood was successfully shattered by him.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Jia Ping'an's smile stopped abruptly.
Outside the door, Li Yuanying looked at him with that strange look.
"Sir, you almost made Ming Jing cry, why do you bully people like this?"
"This is not bullying, Ming Jing is too homey, give her some stimulation, at least there will be more fireworks."
Jia Pingan found an excuse for himself, and then thought of Mingjing's one hundred and eight moves, and he was in a good mood.
The two rode out a hundred riders.
"The court refuted the memorial again."
Li Yuanying felt that Jia Ping'an was wasting his efforts in vain.
"So, you go to the palace, just one thing, let's settle the drinking issue, but they are not allowed to interfere."
Li Yuanying: "Sir, don't try to bully me. If we solve it by ourselves, where can we get drinks?"
Boss, let's stop playing.
"Just go, I will pay you if you don't get it."
Li Yuanying said seriously: "This is His Majesty's business, you can't afford it."
You're a motherfucker!
Jia Pingan said flatly: "If I can't afford it, I'll pay for a business that makes a lot of money."
Li Yuanying entered the palace and told the story.
"self resolved?"
Li Zhi asked: "How to solve it?"
Li Yuanying laughed dryly: "The Marquis of Wuyang hasn't made up his mind yet."
Li Zhi nodded, "If that's the case, let's take a look."
Li Yuanying said anxiously: "Your Majesty, this matter... the court and the Chinese government must not interfere."
Li Zhi nodded, "Alright."
Li Yuanying went back and found Jia Pingan, "Sir, Your Majesty seems to be calm, but if it fails... we may not be able to survive this year."
"It's a big deal to go to the Western Regions. There are many young ladies over there, and they can shake their butts very well."
Jia Pingan took him to the blacksmith restaurant.
"Duo Duo, get a glass of our good wine."
Many responses, take a closer look at Li Yuanying.
"King Teng..."
Li Yuanying looked reserved, "Do it well."
The ability to pretend is better than that of Old Zheng.
Duo Duo got another cup, Li Yuanying saw it and said indifferently: "Are you looking down on me? Change to a bigger bowl."
Many took a look at Jia Ping'an.
Li Yuanying, the little cock, was furious, "Take a big bowl."
"Don't play tough."
Jia Ping'an reminded me.
Li Yuanying said with a smile: "Sir, I don't know how much I drink. When I was in Tengzhou, I forced the governor to drink, and the governor vomited all over the floor, but the king is still the same."
"This is a good wine I made."
Jia Ping'an hinted again.
"No problem!"
Bitten pretended to be arrogant.
Duoduo got a bowl of wine and took a look at Li Yuanying.
"Bring it."
He picked up the bowl, "Good wine!"
Jia Pingan glanced at him, and said to Duoduo: "Get a carriage."
The bowl of wine should be less than half a catty. Li Yuanying, who has never drunk high alcohol, is looking for a dead end.
Li Yuanying took a sip, it was spicy!
He took another sip and finally raised his head...
Ton ton ton!
Half an hour later, Li Yuanying was sent back to the mansion.
"Wine! This king can still drink! Sir, drink!"
"Ouch!"
"Drink... drink."
Caika just sniffed the vomit and felt a little bit dizzy, "What kind of fine wine is this?"
"This is blended wine."
Jia Pingan sat in the iron head wine shop and took a sip of wine.
Strong!
Jia Ping'an smacked his mouth.
Erguotou from the previous life, as well as high-grade corn wine are examples of violence, but this wine is no different.
Jia Pingan laughed.
Duoduo frowned, "This wine is not good, I'm afraid it will be hard to sell."
"You do not understand."
Jia Pingan went home humming a song.
"The day doesn't understand the darkness of the night... Hey, hey!"
"Ah Fu!"
After scratching a mad dog to death with one paw, the villagers obviously respected Ah Fu more, and even the villagers would surrender when they saw Ah Fu.
Ah Fu was being molested by several women, so he glanced back at his father and ignored him.
A kind of feeling that my family has a young child grows up spontaneously.
"Lang Jun."
Du He said with a smile: "The little lady can read poetry today."
"The Jia family doesn't need the title of child prodigy, so let's not talk about it."
Those so-called child prodigies are either created by their parents and families, or they are far-fetched for the sake of pretending to be famous after becoming famous.
After reaching the backyard, Su Ho said joyfully, "Husband, come here."
DouDou lay on the threshold, beckoning, "Aye!"
The cheeks are slightly plump, and the lacquer-like eyes are full of joy.
"My little padded jacket!"
Jia Pingan went to pick her up, and Su Ho said: "Quickly recite poems around, watch the moonlight on the bedside..."
DouDou patted Jia Pingan's face, "Aye, play!"
Su Ho smirked, "Go around and go back."
Jia Pingan carried the child out, "Teaching is necessary, but there is no need to force it."
What does such a small child do with this? Enlightenment is fine, but is compulsion interesting?
Su Ho caught up, "Husband doesn't know, many women now boast that they have read books, are talented women, and are easy to marry."
Jia Pingan hugged her daughter, kissed her on the cheek, and said with a smile, "My family doesn't have to worry about this."
Looking back, Su Ho urged Jia Yu to recite poems again.
"Looking at the moonlight in front of the window..."
Jia Yu looked at her dumbly.
"Back it!"
Su Ho worried: "Wushuang, why is Da Lang always in a daze?"
Wei Wushuang was also a little worried, "Sometimes he shouldn't be called, and he doesn't pay attention to people."
Jia Yu suddenly said, "Ah Fu."
Whoosh, Ah Fu is here.
Jia Yu stretched out his hand, Ah Fu grabbed his clothes, and just went outside.
Jia Pingan: "..."
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Good night!
(end of this chapter)