Chapter 573 Fly camp dog dog, avoid it
Baiqi mobilized the crowd in the market, and caught the wretched man in less than half an hour.
"How many times?"
The wretched man knelt on the ground, raised his head and said, "This is the first time..."
"Dare to touch someone's **** for the first time?"
Jia Pingan sneered, "Break off your hand."
"No, no, no!" The wretched man broke out, "Yes... several times."
"Why did you attack the female officer?"
The obscene man burst into tears, "I used to flirt with those women, and I didn't dare to tell when I touched them. Today, by accident, I was moved when I saw that woman with a scorpion..."
I confessed, can I not be punished?
"Break the hand!"
Jia Ping'an turned around, a Baiqi pressed the wretched man's hand, Bao Dong unsheathed the long knife, and slapped it hard.
"ah!"
This is the role model!
Jia Pingan entered the palace all the way...
I didn't expect to see Jiang Han in the end.
"Meet Gong Zheng."
According to later generations, he should follow Su Ho to call her aunt, but Jia Pingan couldn't call her aunt.
There was warmth in the eyes of this cold and beautiful woman, "How about going around?"
He forgot Suho when he had a child. Sure enough... In the eyes of the elders, both men and women exist to have children.
"That kid is cute, but he catches people from time to time."
Jia Pingan pointed to his face, "My face hasn't been better since I came back from Anxi."
"Pfft!"
The glamorous woman gives people a stunning feeling when she smiles.
It turned out to be a little more charming.
Sure enough, a woman is a book with different pages.
Jiang Han said with a smile: "Su Ho also arrested people when he was young."
wipe!
Jia Pingan was angry, "She also said that going around made me lose my temper!"
Jiang Han couldn't help laughing.
The maids waiting outside looked at each other in blank dismay.
When did Gong Zheng laugh so much?
Who is in it?
Jia Pingan is going to go back to clean up Soho in the afternoon. During this time, don’t even think about double cultivation. You can eat chicken legs, duck legs, any legs by yourself, don’t even think about rubbing them.
Jiang Han panted slightly, "Your Majesty used you once this time, do you understand?"
What does he use me for?
Jia Pingan nodded, "I know."
"You have to remember..." Jiang Han said lightly: "It is a blessing to be able to use it."
Are the chrysanthemums blooming?
Jia Pingan agreed.
Jiang Han was suddenly in a daze.
The room suddenly fell silent.
She looked dull, and suddenly said: "Live a good life."
"yes!".
Aunt!
Jia Pingan went out, several servants and female officers looked at him like a ghost, a female officer caught up and asked: "Marquis Wuyang, how did you make Gong Zheng laugh?"
"Gong Zheng likes people to praise her beauty."
"Thank you, Marquis Wuyang, you are such a good man."
Later, the female officer came out in disgrace, and cursed at the outside of the palace: "Jia Pingan, next time I see you, I will kill him!"
The servant next to him raised his eyebrows, "How to do it?"
The female officer's willow eyebrows stood on end, and she slapped her hands.
"That's it!"
Jia Ping'an started class.
Entering the 'classroom', the scumbag was talking to Yuchi Xun happily, when Jia Pingan flew a hidden weapon over.
"Attend class!"
Outside the door, Hao Mi sat on the ground, holding a piece of paper in his hand, listening intently, and then took notes quickly.
Gradually, a piece of paper became full, so he turned the paper over and continued to record behind his back.
Later, a class ended and no students asked questions.
Jia Pingan came out, Hao Mi hesitated to speak, and whispered: "Marquis Wuyang, I have something to ask."
"What is it?"
Jia Pingan didn't take Hao Mi's stealing behavior seriously.
Hao Mi blushed, "Marquis Wuyang, earlier you said that the resistance is related to the shape of the object. The rounder the shape, the smaller the resistance of the air. I think... what will happen if the horses and soldiers wear round armor? "
This servant who stole the teacher is a bit interesting!
"Of course it will reduce resistance. In fact, you can ask those skilled equestrians why they bend over and bow their heads when galloping... They may not be able to explain why, but they must know that it will be faster."
Haomi was stunned.
His original job was to clean, and later the emperor asked Jia Pingan to open a class in the palace to teach a bunch of scum. At that time, Xinxue was belittled by others, so Hao Mi was hired to accompany him.
He went all the way back, and met a few servants on the way, and asked loudly: "Hao Mi, what did you learn today? But have you learned to restrain people?"
Hao Mi shook her head, "No, Mr. teaches knowledge."
"Hao Mi, what do you want to do after learning? Do you still want to serve the servants?"
The Ministry of Internal Affairs is headed by four internal servants, who can be called the prime minister of the harem. Being able to serve them is the ultimate dream of these servants. As for serving the emperor or the prince, no one dared to think about it.
Hao Mi shook her head, "I just want to...eat meat every day."
His family is poor, and his biggest wish since he was a child was to eat meat every day, even if it was pig meat.
After entering the palace, it was rare to see meat at first. Until he started to take charge of the school, he could see a few slices of meat in his rice bowl every few days.
"It's not bad to be able to eat a few slices of meat once in a while, it's a blessing for us to be able to eat enough."
"Do you still want to serve those four servants? They have leftovers from their daily meals, and they usually give them to those who serve them. Hao Mi, you are ashamed to even speak, stop dreaming."
"I don't even have to eat leftovers!"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Hao Mi returned to her place in embarrassment.
He dragged out a wooden box from under the bed, and when he opened it, there was half a box of recorded paper inside.
He took out the records of the previous few times and compared them with today's, then got another bowl of water, dipped his fingers in the water, and calculated on the desk...
Until dinner.
…
"Brother, help me."
Early in the morning when Jia Ping'an was about to arrive at Baiqi, Cao Yingxiong came to ask for help.
"You are..."
Cao Yingxiong had a few deep scratches on his face.
"Yesterday when I was in a brothel, some bustards were fighting..."
Several bustards actually got jealous and fought because of Cao Yingxiong.
You are really talented.
"You should also teach them one by one."
Jia Ping'an didn't think this was a problem.
Cao Yingxiong smiled wryly, "Brother, one of them...the bustard and the nobleman...the nobleman also likes this tune, saying that I slept with his woman and wanted to kill me."
Well!
"who?"
There are still people who like bustards?
This world is so wonderful.
Cao Yingxiong has a bitter face, "It's from the Cui family."
Damn it!
"Which Choi?"
"Qinghe Cui."
Qinghe Cui actually produced such a wonderful thing?
Jia Pingan felt incredible.
"This matter... what is that person's name?"
"Cui Yun."
The name sounds like a badass.
Jia Pingan pondered.
Brother, is this embarrassing?
Cao Yingxiong thought of Cui Yun's overbearing, and regretted it, "I will never dare to sleep with the bustard again..."
"No, you should sleep with the bustard."
Jia Pingan felt that he could not prevent the birth of a strange flower.
"This matter is a bit troublesome."
Jia Ping'an's face was solemn.
Cao Yingxiong's face was pale, "Brother, how about...I'll go back to my hometown."
This guy is unwavering in the face of threats, but he **** in the face of aristocratic families.
This shows the power of the family and the powerful, and it also shows the nonsense of the law.
"Go back and wait."
Jia Pingan really thinks this guy is a scourge.
You said that it is not good for you to sleep with anyone, but you are going to sleep with the old bustard.
Those bustards have big bosses behind them, and some big bosses are used to eating green oranges, and suddenly want to change the taste, eat a ripe peach or something, aren't you doing it yourself?
Changing someone else, Jia Ping'an definitely kicked out, it's none of my business.
But he couldn't do anything to Cao Yingxiong.
This guy had a great future back then, but he was cheated because he stood in line with Jia Pingan, and failed the imperial examination, so that he was passive everywhere in the follow-up.
So... this is fate!
Cao Yingxiong returned to Chang'an County dejectedly.
Cui Yixuan has already been released, the new county magistrate Yuan Jinchu asked with a cold face, "Where did he go?"
Cao Yingxiong hurriedly stood up with his hands tied, "The lower official was out on business earlier, so he has already asked for leave."
"Good for yourself."
Yuan Jin looked at him, and suddenly thought of the rumor, "I heard that you like the bustard the most?"
Huang Hu, who was transferred, handed over his hands, "Mingfu, this sleeping bustard never gives money."
Sleeping women don't give money, so be virtuous!
Yuan Jinchu said coldly: "Shameless!"
Whoa!
As the county lieutenant in charge of public security, he actually prostituted the bustard for free. Just thinking about it, Yuan Jinchu felt that it was full of tricks.
Yeah is coming back.
Cao Yingxiong's spirit collapsed at once.
…
Jia Pingan didn't take this matter to heart. He went on a tour in the morning and was so tired that he laid his body in the duty room.
Fuck.
It's almost noon, why is Sister looking for me?
Jia Pingan dragged his tired body into the palace.
Wu Mei had just finished reading the memorial, and was slowly pacing outside the hall.
She glanced at Jia Pingan, stood with her hands behind her back, looked up at the blue sky, and said lightly: "A long time ago, I liked to stand under the eaves and look at the blue sky in a daze for a long time. When I woke up, I found that the whole person was empty, as if I was not there. In the world."
this…
This is a state pursued by Buddhism and Taoism. For this, you need to sit quietly and eliminate distracting thoughts, but children can easily do it.
Sister, you have the talent to become a monk!
Jia Pingan didn't dare to say anything, otherwise the cliff would be beaten to death.
Wu Mei lost her mind for a moment, "After going through a lot of things, it's hard to be in a daze. Even if you are in a daze, your mind is full of human affairs."
"Sister, when people enter the world of mortals, the more pollution they have, the harder it is to be quiet."
Wu Mei nodded slightly, her phoenix eyes were more gratified, "Wu Lang is growing up now, the crown prince and officials have been slowly deploying, His Majesty and I are carefully selecting the manpower, for fear that those who wait for dishonest people will come to Wu Lang's place." around."
She looked sideways at Jia Pingan, "Prince Zhongyun seems to be only a fifth rank, but he is the most important position around the prince. Ping An, you are a new teacher, you are unparalleled in poetry, and you are more capable in doing things..."
Prince Zhongyun!
This is a post that connects the past and the future.
And once he took office, Jia Ping'an took a real job under the fifth rank, and entered the middle and upper class of Datang from then on.
but…
Jia Pingan couldn't.
"Sister, if I go... I will implicate the prince."
He raised his head, "Those people will say that I am a **** with ulterior motives, and those enemies will also hate the house, and they will hate the prince even more..."
He cannot implicate Li Hong.
Wu Mei looked at him quietly, and said slowly for a long time: "Your Majesty and I were very careful in choosing officials for Goro, but we lacked cleverness..."
Jia Pingan glanced at Shao Peng.
Let Lao Shao go!
Turn around and we will kill you, Shao Peng stares.
The prince's subordinates are slowly being deployed, and all the newcomers are going, and everyone is integrated with each other... This is the feeling of rebuilding a new department. Some people are lucky enough to soar, and some people are unlucky and fall down. If you don't accept me, I won't accept you.
Shao Peng happens to be by Wu Mei's side, and if he goes to the prince's side, he will fall into a whirlpool. He is not stupid.
Jia Ping'an bowed his head and remained silent.
"Go."
Wu Mei watched him go away, turned around and said: "I just mentioned it to His Majesty before, Shangguanyi was present, and said that Ping'an's talent and learning are naturally superior, but after all, you are young, if you go to the prince's place, you will be wronged." Dispute with those senior officials."
This is true, but the angle is wrong.
"What he's worried about is Ping'an's temper. It's easy to talk about on weekdays, but if those people put the strife in the officialdom on his head, do you think he will deal with it step by step?"
Empress Wu, we dare to guarantee that Jia Pingan will only do black hands... Shao Peng said solemnly: "The reputation of the Marquis of Wuyang resenting grievances with virtue resounds throughout the city of Chang'an."
"Repay good for evil?"
Wu Mei smiled, "Since he doesn't want to come, it doesn't matter, the prince's officials should pay close attention to it. Whoever wants the prince to have a birth with me, you have to watch and report in time."
A cold look flashed in her eyes.
"Queen, Li Shilang asks to see you."
Li Shilang is Li Yifu.
Wu Mei nodded.
Li Yifu was brought here later.
After saluting, he said respectfully: "I heard that His Royal Highness is appointing subordinate officials, and many people outside are planning for this, and I feel uneasy, worried that those people who are greedy for profit will hang around the prince..."
Last time, Li Yifu was almost killed by Changsun Wuji with a slap. Fortunately, he cleverly supported Wu Meifeng.
Wu Mei looked at him, nodded for a long time, "Your Majesty, the officials around the prince, and I have thought about it a lot, Li Qing...I will think about it carefully."
"yes!"
Li Yifu raised his head and smiled, making Shao Peng think of spring.
"The minister resigns."
Wu Mei watched him go out with deep eyes, "This person is available, but be careful. Your Majesty seems to have a good impression of him."
Shaopeng felt something was wrong, but he couldn't find the answer.
Wu Mei suddenly smiled, "Some people avoid it, and some people chase after it."
It was Jia Pingan who avoided it, and Li Yifu was the one who came to seek help.
Wu Mei asked suddenly: "Shao Peng, tell me, who is better?"
this…
As the empress's side, it is natural to be loyal to the dog, so it should be Li Yifu.
But Shaopeng lowered his head, "I think... Marquis Wuyang is good."
Wu Mei stood quietly.
Is the queen not satisfied with our answer?
Shaopeng felt very tormented.
Wu Mei turned and left.
…
Li Yifu's feet are brisk, and when he sees the servant, he also smiles like a spring breeze.
This is his signature.
Smiling makes you feel like a spring breeze, but the attack is extremely vicious, so everyone came up with an idiom based on Li Yifu's character: a knife hides a knife in a smile.
Smiling face to face, MMP behind!
You think this is scum.
Sorry, you are low.
Smiling face to face, stabbing a knife in the back.
This is normal.
"Li Shilang!"
A well-known servant handed over.
"hehe!"
Li Yifu smiled.
After passing by, he looked at the blue sky with ambition and greed in his eyes.
"It turns out that this is the right way to be an official? This old man missed a good time, what a pity!"
He was brisk on his feet and stopped suddenly.
Front, Jia Ping'an was talking with a servant.
"The Marquis of Wuyang has great powers, and he has many confidants in the palace!"
After he was desperate to survive, the women of the Jia family took action and abolished the steward of Zhuangzi outside the Li family city.
He knew he couldn't take revenge for this revenge, but it didn't stop him from stabbing him in the back.
"...This formula must be kept in mind, formula formula, this is the conclusion drawn by the predecessors, you can question it, but you must have the ability to overthrow this formula. Remember it, it will be useful in the future."
"Yes, thank you Marquis Wuyang."
Hao Mi was very excited. Seeing Li Yifu approaching, he said, "Let's go clean."
Jia Ping'an nodded, seeing him enter the classroom, he couldn't help feeling a little emotional.
Professors of new science come and teach, Li Yuanying and others are just dawdling, they have learned, but they are not good at it. In the end, Jia Ping'an had only one disciple, Zhao Yan.
This Hao Mi... What a pity.
If he wasn't a palace man, Jia Ping'an felt that he could be accepted as a disciple.
Li Yifu approached, Jia Pingan turned around, "Li Shilang is proud of his horseshoe disease, it seems that he will be promoted soon!"
Li Yifu stroked his beard and smiled, "The Marquis of Wuyang is young and promising, and I think he will be able to achieve a lot in the future, but killing people at every turn is not appropriate after all."
Li Xu's cause of death was officially announced as being in charge, but some people said it was Jia Ping'an.
Li Yifu used these words to assassinate Jia Pingan, just to make him afraid of him when he saw him in the future.
This method similar to psychological warfare can be said to be self-taught.
How can Jia Ping'an respond?
Jia Ping'an raised his head, "What? You said His Majesty shielded Jia? I killed Li Xu?"
Li Yifu's complexion was pale, "The old man never said such a thing, Jia Ping'an, you are spitting blood."
He thought about Jia Ping'an's various coping methods, but he never thought that Jia Ping'an would choose to be exposed.
What would happen if the emperor found out?
Get angry!
Li Yifu was panicked, and Jia Pingan sighed: "Don't say that the landslide is in front of you and you are not surprised, you should at least verify it?"
He went to the palace gate.
Li Yifu turned around, and saw the two servants who brought him and Jia Pingan out of the palace were talking at the palace gate, and no one heard the conversation between him and Jia Pingan.
Old man...
Li Yifu's face was as red as red, then he took a deep breath, and said with a sneer: "If you succeed, you will be rampant, old man, let's see what happens to you."
He and Jia Pingan left the palace one after the other.
A person came out from the side hall behind him.
"Your Majesty."
Wang Zhongliang felt that Li Yifu was a tragedy.
Li Zhi squinted his eyes and looked ahead, "I haven't seen the sun like this for a long time, it seems like I've been reborn."
He rested for a long time, and today he felt completely recovered, so he came out for a walk.
He walked to the edge of the classroom, and a voice came faintly.
"I never lack smart courtiers, but what I lack are smart courtiers who know how to measure."
In the classroom, Hao Mi wrote on the blackboard...
Li Zhi didn't understand the things he wrote, but he saw the concentration in Hao Mi's eyes.
…
A person's destiny turning point will happen many times, many times very dramatic, sometimes inadvertently.
How to seize the turning point of fate?
"The ancients said, be cautious of independence. You are the same at home and outside, and your words and deeds are the same. Don't learn from Li Yifu who hides his sword behind his smiling face."
"yes."
Cao Yingxiong feels that he is a tragedy, but why does his brother compare himself with Li Yifu?
Jia Pingan brought him outside the imperial city.
It's time to go down.
Officials swarmed out, and the huge gate of the imperial city also seemed extremely small in the crowd.
"Xiao Jia!"
The chest came out, and he held Jia Ping'an's hand like lightning, and said with a smile: "Cui Yun has some friendship with me, let's drink together later."
"Thank you, Brother Cui."
Cui Jian is the real power in the Ministry of Officials, and many officials greet him.
"Is there an appointment yet?"
Cui Jian nodded, "We have an appointment at the Chang'an cafeteria."
The three of them then went to Pingkangfang.
The shopkeeper Ji Chengnan went out to greet him.
"Are the guests coming?"
"Here we come, upstairs."
A man led him to the place, pushed open the door, and a young man with a white face was already sitting.
"Meet Mr. Cui Langjun."
Jia Pingan cupped his hands.
Cui Yun ignored him, stared at Cao Yingxiong, and said coldly: "Get out!"
…
Good night!
(end of this chapter)