Chapter 516 Suho: Hit me if you can
Watching the carriage away, Jia Pingan asked, "Where is Qian Hua?"
Bao Dong said, "I'm in class today."
Almost killing someone, but still thinking about going to class, no one is so big-hearted.
No, it's just turning a blind eye.
My brother-in-law suffered this blow, not to mention his body, but also mentally weakened a lot. If this does not come back with revenge, do I still want my face?
"Who hosted it?"
"It's called Chen Fengwen."
"Call him out."
Jia Pingan went all the way outside the school.
"Chen Fengwen, I'm looking for you for something at home!"
Bao Dong shouted.
Brown-broken Chen Fengwen came out later, seeing that Bao Dong didn't know him, he asked suspiciously: "You are..."
Bao Dong smiled and said: "Your family invited me to pass the message..."
The two went all the way outside, and Chen Fengwen was thrilled when he saw Jia Pingan on horseback and the hundred riders surrounding him.
"Hundred riders?"
Jia Pingan pointed at him with a horsewhip, "I have many things to do, keep it simple, who wants Su Xiang?"
Chen Fengwen was stunned, "You are..."
"Marquis Wuyang asked you something, talk!"
Bao Dong pressed the handle of the knife and said with a smirk: "Anyone who doesn't say a word, I will kill you later!"
Chen Fengwen tremblingly said: "Yes...it is Qian Hua."
"Why did you mess with him?"
Baiqi, no, why did Jia Pingan stand up for Su Xiang?
Could it be a relative?
No, I heard that Jia Ping'an came from the countryside, and the Su family has lived in Chang'an City for several generations, and the two families cannot get along with each other.
Or...who from the Su family?
But no matter who it is, Qian Hua is going to be in trouble... Chen Fengwen is secretly glad that he didn't make a move, "Qian Hua fought with Su Xiang before, but Su Xiang couldn't beat him, and kicked him in the lower part of the body..."
"Why are you so cruel?"
My brother-in-law looks like an old lady too!
I just feel numb when I encounter a hand.
"this…"
Chen Fengwen hesitated, Jia Pingan said lightly: "Don't test my patience."
Several hundred riders took a step forward, their momentum suddenly fierce.
Chen Fengwen was so frightened that his liver trembled, "Qian Hua said as long as he doesn't die."
Jia Pingan pointed at him, "This is an accomplice, for the sake of cooperation, Bao Dong will do it with five sticks."
Chen Fengwen wanted to beg for mercy, but Bao Dong said coldly: "The Marquis of Wuyang is merciful, lean on the wall!"
Chen Fengwen was lying on the wall, trembling all over.
Bao Dong took a long knife with a sheath and beat it hard.
"Woo!"
Chen Fengwen knew he couldn't shout, so he bit his collar.
After five strokes, Jia Pingan ordered: "You can go to find Qian Hua later, and say that you still write poems to win prostitutes. It's in... Qujiang Pond."
What is this for?
Chen Fengwen did not dare to think, nor did he dare to ask.
He went back and found Qian Hua later in class.
"Bet on whores? Good!"
Chen Fengwen called everyone who was present that day.
Qian Hua wondered, "I have to go to class in the afternoon!"
While speaking, the gentleman walked in with a dignified look on his face, "The old man is not feeling well, today you go home and study by yourself."
Self-study, isn’t that just herding sheep?
Everyone cheered, and then a group of people went to Qujiang Pond.
"Where's the whore?"
Arrived at yesterday's place, there were more than ten men sitting in the pavilion, and no woman.
Chen Fengwen backed away quietly.
A man in the pavilion beckoned, "Come in."
Everyone went in, and someone was surprised, "It turned out to be Marquis Wuyang!"
"Fate!" Jia Pingan said with a smile: "I heard that you like to make friends with poetry, and Jia is also very itchy. No, today I found a reason, can you?"
Jealousy arises from close classes, and when the distance between the two parties becomes desperate, the jealousy will gradually fade away. The greater the distance, the less jealousy.
So the students responded happily.
Chen Fengwen quietly pointed to Qian Hua.
"Are you Qian Hua?"
Qian Hua didn't expect Jia Pingan to know his name, and couldn't help being flattered, "Yes, the student is Qian Hua."
Jia Ping'an smiled and said: "So, today I will gamble with you, whoever writes the best poetry will win the prostitute. If you lose, you will jump down and swim from here to the other side."
In an instant, Qian Hua's complexion changed greatly, "You...what is your relationship with Su Xiang?"
Jia Pingan sat upright, "That's how it started. What did you say in class today?"
Do not say!
Qian Hua's complexion was pale.
A familiar voice came from behind, "Mr. Today said about Zhuge Liang..."
"Then this is the title."
This girl is so witty!
Jia Pingan couldn't help giving Chen Fengwen an appreciative look.
"I'm not involved!"
Qian Hua chose to retreat without hesitation.
Jia Ping'an claims to be unparalleled in poetry, so I'm not ashamed of it.
Want to not participate if you don’t want to participate? Jia Pingan said indifferently: "Jia asked you to compose a poem, but you actually took it... Who heard him say that he would not participate?"
Someone wanted to prove it, but seeing Chen Fengwen's silent appearance, his heart trembled.
This is a posture to avenge Su Xiang!
Will I be cannon fodder when I go up?
Is it worth it for Qian Hua's cannon fodder?
Everyone was silent.
Qian Hua despaired, "You can't do this."
"Where can I find the ancestral hall of the prime minister? It's outside the city of Jinguan."
Jia Pingan got up, turned his back to the crowd, looked at the water and recited, "The steps are green and the grass is spring, and the oriole is empty and has a good voice."
"Good poem!"
There are tourists passing by outside, and they can't help but praise loudly.
"It's Marquis Wuyang who is writing poems."
"No wonder!"
With such a great reputation, will I become a boulder that hangs over the hearts of poets of the Tang Dynasty in the future?
Jia Ping'an couldn't help but feel a little smug, "Three visits frequently trouble the world's schemes, and the two dynasties help the veterans."
Many people gathered outside, and a woman whispered: "These two sentences make people fascinated, it really is Marquis Wuyang!"
Everyone looked at his back and felt that he was extraordinarily tall.
This is the mentality of watching idols.
What about the last two sentences?
Ordinary poems suddenly gain momentum in the middle, and then the ending is difficult to continue, and can only end smoothly. This is why many poems make people applaud when they are read first, but the last two sentences make people feel depressed.
Jia Ping'an's clothes were rattling by the wind. He seemed to be thinking, and he reached out and patted the pillars beside him.
"Death before leaving the army, the commander-in-chief's hero... burst into tears."
There was no sound outside.
The poem describes the scenery almost gently at the beginning, and then the big waves rise suddenly, and the waves are higher than the waves. The last two sentences are even more embarrassing and applauding.
"Fragrant teeth and cheeks!"
A woman lifted the hood and praised: "Today, I thought about it, so I traveled to Qujiangchi. I didn't expect to meet Wuyang Hou writing a poem. A poem makes this trip worthwhile!"
"Death before leaving the army will make the hero burst into tears."
These two sentences were chanted repeatedly by those people.
Jia Pingan turned around, with mockery in his eyes, "Qian Hua, it's your turn!"
Qian Hua's eyes turned, and he was about to leave.
There are two Baiqi outside, grinning grinningly.
"This way is dead!"
"Dive if you can!"
The scene of Su Xiang's despair that day was repeated.
Jia Ping'an said flatly: "Jia is very fair, and I will put the two poems outside later, and invite visitors to appreciate them."
Qian Hua's eyes flickered, "Marquis Wuyang, I...I admit defeat!"
I took the initiative to admit defeat, you can't force me into the water, can you?
"Have you heard everything?" Jia Pingan smiled.
"yes!"
Everyone nodded.
Jia Pingan pointed to the water, "Are you going down by yourself, or shall I send you down?"
Qian Hua sniffed, "Marquis Wuyang, you and I have no grievances..."
A man outside suddenly said: "Marquis Wuyang bullies others with power, isn't this too much?"
Jia Pingan glanced at him, "I don't understand the grievances between me and him, what are you doing?"
The man sneered and said, "Why can't you handle injustice?"
Jia Pingan suddenly realized that this person looked familiar, so he took a step forward, "You look so familiar, let me think about it... By the way, last time Shangguan Shaojian invited Jia to write a poem at a banquet here, aren't you one of them?
I remember that you taunted Jia at that time, and after Jia wrote a poem, you covered your face and left. Is this alive again today? "
Everyone looked at the man and couldn't help being surprised.
So there is still a strong head?
The man sneered and said: "You talk about him from left to right, I am here today, but I can't allow you to bully the weak!"
Jia Ping'an couldn't help being amused, "Sabi, do you know what he did? You came out to attack Jia without knowing anything, what about Wu De? You lost face in front of Jia that day, and let you face it again today." What about nothing?"
He nodded slightly, and Bao Dong came out and said: "This person's name is Qian Hua, and he wrote a poem with his classmates yesterday, and the worst one jumped into the water and swam to the other side..."
Everyone can't help shrinking their necks.
"The water in the sky is so cold, it's intentional to kill people!"
Qian Hua's complexion was pale.
"Qian Hua had a grudge with one of them, so he took the opportunity to slander his poetry as the worst, kicked him into the water, and now that person is unconscious at home."
Jia Pingan recited Su Xiang's poem, and finally said: "The so-called good people deceive the sky, but Jia is not used to it when he hears about it. He wants to make decisions for that person!"
"The Marquis of Wuyang is righteous!"
"This is a rough road!"
"That person jumped out without knowing it and wanted to take the opportunity to make Wu Yanghou feel ashamed. Who knew that he was the one who was ashamed. It's ridiculous."
The man hides his face and walks away.
The man lowered his head and ran wildly, how could he believe it.
Boom!
He bumped into a strong man, the strong man was fine, he was bounced and fell to the ground.
There was a burst of laughter in the pavilion.
Turning his head, Jia Pingan stared at Qian Hua with sarcasm in his eyes, "What are you waiting for?"
Qian Hua realized that he was desperate, so he shouted at Chen Fengwen: "Fengwen, save me!"
My mother’s **** is still in severe pain, how dare I save you!
Chen Fengwen was silent.
The students all bowed their heads.
"Jia is here today, who dares to save you?" Jia Pingan looked at the crowd like a bully and asked, "Who wants to save him?"
My brother-in-law is a nice person. After being bullied this time, I am afraid that his status in the school will be very embarrassing. In this way, Jia Ping'an indirectly stood up for him.
"who?"
No one dares to stand out.
I'm such a bully!
Jia Ping'an felt very comfortable, "Get him out!"
"Help!"
Qian Hua hid everywhere, but was kicked down by Bao Dong.
After falling into the water, Qian Hua was clever and immediately swam to the shore, but the shore here was slippery and he couldn't get up several times.
His complexion was livid, and he was rapidly losing temperature.
Jia Pingan guessed that it was almost done, got up and said, "Go back!"
After he left, the students who had made friends with him went to pull Qian Hua up.
"Ah Chiu!"
Qian Hua was frozen stiff.
"Send it to the doctor immediately!"
…
Jia Pingan still left early.
"Lang Jun!"
Soho has been waiting for him.
"This has become a lookout stone!"
Su Ho nodded, "Yes! Husband, is that man in trouble?"
"That person accidentally fell into the Qujiang Pond today, and I'm afraid he will be like the second uncle."
Su Ho couldn't help being overjoyed, "My husband is really amazing."
Wei Wushuang came in from the outside, "My husband doesn't know, she insisted on washing Ah Fu's face today, but Ah Fu didn't even care about it, she has a big belly..."
Su Ho was taken aback, "Wu Shuang, don't you wash your face?"
This is a magic attack...
Wei Wushuang looked at her, trying to see if it was intentional or not.
Those almond eyes are full of seriousness.
Wei Wushuang was angry, "Why do cats and dogs need to wash their faces? Whose cats and dogs have you seen washed their faces?"
Su Ho patted the table, "My family, I have washed their faces since they were young!"
The cats and dogs of the Su family are so pitiful!
Sanhua and Hongyan next to each other looked at each other and felt sympathy.
Wei Wushuang patted the table, "Cats and dogs will clean themselves when they are dirty, so why should you meddle in your own business!"
Su Ho gasped and puffed up his face, "My family has to wash, or you'll sleep with them even if they're dirty?"
She turned around, "Husband, Wushuang sleeps with dirty cats and dogs."
Hurry up and dislike her!
Wei Wushuang gritted his teeth and said: "When the child is born, you can see how I will deal with you!"
"I don't care!" Su Ho said triumphantly: "It's a day to be proud. When I have a child...it must be a son. Let him protect me when the time comes!"
Jia Ping'an was about to run away, but Wei Wushuang changed the subject before being **** off, "Husband, how about that?"
"Is there still a need to ask?" Jia Pingan thought to himself, your husband, how can I let those people continue to be embarrassed?
"The weather was fine today, so I invited people to compose poems in Qujiang Pond, but Qian Hua was so overconfident that he wanted to gamble with his husband. He conceded defeat when he wrote a poem for him. The so-called willing to bet and admit defeat, he jumped into it by himself." I'm afraid I'm shivering in some medical officer's house now."
It turned out to be like this?
Su He smiled sweetly: "My husband is unparalleled in poetry."
"This flattery is not good enough!" Jia Pingan said with a straight face.
Su Ho took his arm, "My husband's beauty makes my heart skip a beat."
wipe!
The words were so natural that Jia Ping'an's vanity was greatly satisfied.
Wei Wushuang was laughing.
"Wu Shuang!"
Su Ho smiled flatteringly at her.
Jia Pingan, who woke up from his vanity, asked, "Why?"
Wei Wushuang covered his mouth and laughed.
"Wu Shuang!"
Su Ho was in a hurry, "Don't say that, I will ask you to practice later."
Jia Pingan coughed dryly, "There is still something to hide from me? It's outrageous!"
Wei Wushuang couldn't help laughing, panting: "She came back earlier and said she wanted to thank her husband, but she didn't know what to say to satisfy him, so she thought about it on her own, saying that he was unparalleled in beauty, and said that he was unparalleled in cooking..."
"Wu Shuang!"
Su Ho screamed, if Jia Pingan hadn't helped him, he would have fought Wei Wushuang.
Late at lunch, Suho had a stern face, and no one could speak.
Angry.
Wei Wushuang felt that she was too stingy, so he also had a cold face.
The harem has started a cold war.
Jia Pingan realized that the blessings of Qi people are not easy to enjoy.
"Ahem! Soho, why are you angry?"
He poses as the head of the family.
Su Ho puffed his face, "Wu Shuang's words are nothing."
Wei Wushuang said with a cold face, "That's my husband."
So you still have to keep secrets?
Jia Ping'an remembered the bedtime meeting in the dormitory of the later generations. The man was full of imagination and always thought that the topics of girls would be more elegant, but later it was said that the topics of girls were no worse than boys.
What will these two women say in private?
Jia Ping'an's fire of gossip is burning.
"What's wrong with my husband?" Su Ho was very angry, "Why do we have to tell our secret?"
Wei Wushuang folded his arms, "Then if your husband also has something to hide from us?"
The two have been good friends since they were young. When they grow up, they enter the palace together and marry Jia Pingan together. This can be called the rhythm of good friends for life.
That's why there are many little secrets between them.
Changed to another woman, most of whom were friendly on the surface, but secretly targeted each other.
It's time for war!
Jia Pingan felt that the position of the head of the family was being challenged, so he kept a straight face, "Speak up when you have something to say."
"no!"
The two women all refused.
wipe!
This is the rhythm of not playing for three days, but going to the house!
Jia Ping'an stared.
Su Ho laughed suddenly, "Husband, can we talk by ourselves?"
Wei Wushuang nodded.
When someone threatens this pair of good friends, they will instantly unite their positions and kill this person.
My husband is really... aggrieved!
In the evening, Jia Pingan went to the study alone to sleep.
Su Ho felt uneasy, so he went to find Wei Wushuang.
"Wushuang, your husband didn't come."
"I didn't come here either."
"Most likely I'm angry, and it's all your fault!" Su Ho sat on the bed with a face full of shame.
"what to do?"
Wei Wushuang was also a little bit guilty.
"How about... Let's take the initiative tomorrow?"
Su Ho nodded, "Then you can't kill me tomorrow!"
Wei Wushuang had a dark face, "Then can you have some brains?"
"I live such a happy life, why do I need brains?" Su Ho said confidently: "My husband said that I am a blessed person."
"You can eat!"
"It's a blessing to be able to eat!"
"I don't want to talk to you! Get out!"
"I'm not going out!"
"Let go!"
"Don't let me go, hit me if you have the ability, my son is watching! When he grows up, he will avenge me!"
In the study, Jia Pingan made wine and dishes and was drinking for himself.
He has been very busy these days, and now he has a leisurely moment, which he enjoys very much.
Recently, he has neglected the palace a bit, and he doesn't know how the empress dispute is going.
According to history...it seems not far away.
Once a sister is sealed, she will be Li Zhi's most staunch political comrade-in-arms, and she has been with her ever since.
Then the two continued to weaken the authority of Changsun Wuji and others, and finally made a bold move, Changsun Wuji stepped down, and the small circle dispersed.
Among them, the elder sister must have contributed a lot, otherwise she would not have been able to handle the government affairs during Li Zhi's illness.
The Second Holy Spirit is coming!
Jia Ping'an is looking forward to it.
"Swan Goose!"
"Lang Jun."
Hongyan came in triumphantly, Sanhua outside sneered, feeling that she was complacent too early.
"Received."
Jia Ping'an went to wash up immediately, and Sanhua waited on him.
Hongyan was so anxious that she packed up quickly and hurried away. Jia Ping'an had already left.
Sanhua said lightly: "Lang Jun said that I serve well!"
Hongyan's face... collapsed!
When Jia Pingan arrived outside the bedroom, he heard two women muttering.
"Actually, my husband is really powerful, Wushuang, you didn't know that time, those women were so fierce, but my husband kept a straight face, they were all scared..."
…
Good night! The last double monthly ticket time! Brothers look at the wallet!
(end of this chapter)