Chapter 401 snatched the luck of Guanlong's children
After seeing the sunrise, we set off immediately.
Today I will visit several scenic spots, not far from the Taoist temple.
Gao Yang was pulled into the noble lady by Danyang, and laughed while watching him, but he didn't feel alienated.
Sure enough, women are born to act.
Jia Ping'an was always behind Li Zhi, with Li Jingye beside him.
Li Jingye looked energetic, completely different from those sluggish colleagues.
"There are a lot of mosquitoes. Last night, many people were bitten and couldn't rest. After the rotation, they could only stare blankly... But I am not afraid, I bite as soon as I bite. Anyway, I have a lot of blood, and the mosquitoes can't finish it."
Sure enough, foolish people have foolish blessings.
Jia Pingan was also harassed by mosquitoes last night, but Gao Yang unexpectedly knocked on the door, wearing only pajamas, and gave him some incense, saying that if he lit it, there would be no mosquitoes.
Jia Ping’an’s upper body was naked at the time, and Gao Yang looked at the six-pack abs for a long time.
"Why did the British prince beat you?"
After returning from a mission in Korea, it was reported that Li Jingye was beaten up by Lao Li, but Jia Pingan never asked the reason.
Li Jingye sighed, "I eunuched everything in the house, A Weng asked, and I said eunuched ones are more delicious."
this…
At the beginning, Jia Pingan asked Lao Li to castrate the young hogs at home, and then these hogs were slaughtered one by one after they grew up. The taste was not mentioned, which attracted many people in Chang'an to follow suit and raise hogs. By the way, castration technology is also spreading.
Li Jingye eats the most, so he is naturally salivating, so what's the point of experimenting?
"It's not a big mistake."
Lao Li beat his grandson severely for this, some suspicions of domestic violence!
Li Jingye sighed again, and said aggrievedly: "I also cut off the horse that A Weng was going to breed."
Jia Pingan: "..."
Should!
Why didn't I beat you to death?
Jia Pingan thinks of Li Ji coming home from the Yamen, seeing his beloved bred BMW screaming, and seeing his state of mind when his lower body is bloody. If it wasn't his own, Lao Li would definitely use the knife.
"This old man won't be with villains like you!"
In the group of important ministers in front, Xu Jingzong came out with his head held high, and Liu Shi behind him was sneering.
"Grand Xu!"
At this time, it is natural to give strong support.
Xu Jingzong felt that he was so arrogant that he had no friends, but it was inevitable that he was alone. Seeing Jia Pingan waving, he suddenly felt that his life was not completely successful.
He and Jia Pingan mingled together, and said with righteous indignation: "Liu Shi said earlier that the prince is smart, which shows that the queen is virtuous, and the old man became angry when he heard it."
Jia Ping'an had to make a joke, "Why?"
This joke is good, and Xu Jingzong's emotions just picked up, "The prince was not born by the queen, nor was she raised, even if he is smart, what does it have to do with the queen? This old man can't see such a villain..."
These words were suspected of stabbing lung tubes, but Liu Shi didn't do anything, which shows that he has a good heart.
"Liu Shi still wants to fight, old man..." Old Xu clenched his fist and said proudly: "When I was in Wagang, I also learned boxing and knife skills to save my life. Just like Liu Shi, I punched one by one. Last time I went to the brothel Then the old man met Liu Shi, and when he came out, he inquired about it, and said that he had left a long time ago."
Xu Jingzong was complacent, Li Jingye said suddenly: "Xu Gong, how many women can you call at a time?"
Isn't it one? Can it still be called two? My waist can't stand it.
Xu Jingzong wanted to put on a comparison, so he said flatly: "The old man often calls two."
Two... With regard to Lao Xu's body, Jia Ping'an judged that he would take leave the next day.
Xu Jingzong glanced at Li Jingye, "Young people, don't be arrogant."
Li Jingye shook his head, "I'm not arrogant."
Seeing his frown, Xu Jingzong said angrily: "Then why do you disdain?"
Li Jingye is very innocent, "I'm counting..."
Xu Jingzong: "..."
Li Jingye sighed for a long time: "The most time, I seemed to have called five prostitutes, and was beaten up by Ah Weng when I got home. It can be seen that Ah Weng also envied me."
This baby will be beaten to death sooner or later.
Xu Jingzong's old face turned red instantly.
Jia Pingan coughed dryly, "Let's do this..."
"Xiao Jia, don't talk."
"Brother, don't talk."
Xu Jingzong and Li Jingye left him impatiently, and began to beep about their former glory.
And Jia Pingan, a young chicken, is not qualified to get involved in this topic.
When he came out to play, Xu Jingzong was completely relaxed, boasting: "Back then, the old man was handsome and unrestrained, which attracted countless ladies to look forward to..."
Li Jingye boasted: "If Ah Weng hadn't stopped me, my family might not be able to accommodate them."
The writing skills of these two people became more and more evil.
Dan Yang and Gao Yang came arm in arm.
Xu Jingzong's eyes lit up, and he immediately pretended to be polite, he could be called a beast in clothes.
Even Li Jingye kept his face upright, pretending.
"Xiao Jia."
Dan Yang and Gao Yang ignored Lao Xu and Li Jingye, and surrounded Master Jia from left to right.
"They said there is a bathing place in front of them, we don't worry about outsiders, Xiao Jia, you come and guard it for us."
Two gorgeous princesses taking a bath, just think about that image...
Xu Jingzong ate the ginseng slices given by Master Jia a few days ago, and now his nosebleeds almost spit out.
Li Jingye's face was hot, and his body was also hot.
Jia Pingan had a headache.
Gao Yang is easy to talk about, but Danyang is Xue Wanche's wife, which is a little awkward.
He just wanted to decline politely, when he saw some of the Guan Long disciples looking forward on tiptoe, then looked left and right, and even looked back.
Jia Pingan slapped Li Jingye across the face.
Li Jingye was stunned, "Why did you hit me, brother?"
"My hand slipped."
The man had already turned his head, and Jia Pingan took a few steps closer.
The conversation between the two of them yesterday was constantly analyzed by him.
—Our children are in danger, and we have to stand out.
Guan Long's disciples... are like weasels giving birth to cubs, one litter is not as good as one litter. After the Great Unification, the environment changed, and those children gradually got used to the extravagant life of feasting and feasting, forgetting the efforts of their ancestors.
To show up...That day, the old ghosts called out their children and planned to put on a performance in front of the emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty.
They don't want to assassinate me, do they?
Jia Ping'an felt a little guilty.
—Reliable? Do not hurt the emperor!
This shows that they have taken action, and this action is also risky, otherwise they will be injured or even die.
Sure enough, it is a good method, but it is God's will... This is a good opportunity for me to make meritorious deeds!
Jia Pingan said in a low voice: "Grand Xu, be dedicated, the scenery ahead is nice, go and have a look."
They went around from the left.
The emperor and his important ministers were all together, pointing out the country and encouraging words from time to time.
Jia Ping'an's mind was full of that matter, and he looked around from time to time.
Xu Jingzong felt that he was a bit weird, "Xiao Jia, why are you so excited?"
Old Xu really improved his observation ability...
Jia Ping'an laughed and said, "Youth means good spirits."
Do you want to say that the old man is old?
Xu Jingzong was about to speak when Jia Pingan grabbed his hand.
"Xiao Jia, what do you want to do?"
Here is a T-shaped mouth, with a hillside on the left and a trail on the right. There are more than ten thousand cattle guards in front of them patrolling, and they have just passed that path not long ago.
Jia Ping'an turned around and took a look, only to see that young man from a powerful family blushing, talking to his companion in a low voice.
Here comes the words.
"I don't feel right."
Jia Pingan said firmly: "There is danger ahead."
Xu Jingzong said with a smile: "Xiao Jia, are you still practicing Taoism with Taishi Ling? This is Zhongnan Mountain, how can there be any danger?"
Before the words fell, there were slight footsteps from the path on the right. If Jia Pingan hadn't listened attentively, he might not have heard them.
Jia Ping'an turned his head and saw those children rushing forward, and instantly thought of something.
—The next generation of Guan Long's children are useless, and Li Zhi also deliberately suppresses them, so the future is bleak. This time the old guys came to discuss with the emperor and wanted to reach an agreement that would benefit their children, but Li Zhi ignored them.
So they activated a trick...
Heroes save the emperor!
That's why I mentioned something so as not to hurt the emperor.
May make them wish?
Jia Pingan remembered the cold eyes of those old guys after he wrote a poem that day, and knew that as long as he insisted on hugging the thighs of the emperor and sister, he would be a thorn in their eyes and a thorn in their flesh.
Then how about cutting off the Hu.
Jia Ping'an shouted: "Protect Your Majesty!"
He rushed out first.
Li Jingye followed without hesitation.
Xu Jingzong froze for a moment, but followed habitually.
The three rushed over.
The monarch and his subjects were all stunned.
And those Guanlong disciples in the back wanted to vomit blood while running.
"What is it?"
Wang Zhongliang stood in front of Li Zhi, looking around loyally, trying to find the assassin.
Li Zhi was startled, he knew that Jia Pingan would not call out to protect His Majesty for no reason, so what did he find?
At this time, he unexpectedly found that he didn't have many people he could trust.
Looking around, Changsun Wuji and others were just surprised. Li Ji glanced at this side and shouted: "Protect Your Majesty!"
Qianniuwei in front is returning for help.
Wang Zhongliang was kicking and beating the accompanying servants to keep them in front.
But there are too few loyal ones, which makes Li Zhi feel a little cold.
Where are the people around you?
He tilted his head, and Wu Mei smiled at him, "My concubine's fists... are actually not bad."
The coldness in Li Zhi's heart was healed a lot. He held Wu Mei's hand, "My saber technique was taught by the late Emperor himself..."
Suddenly something rushed out from the front right, and someone exclaimed: "It's a wild pig!"
彘: hog. Sound: zhi.
Two big wild boars rushed out with a group of piggies.
Don't underestimate the wild boar!
Liu Che's nickname is Xi. His father, Emperor Han Jing, doted on Jia Ji back then and took it with him wherever he went. The two swam up to Lin Yuan together, Jia Ji went to the toilet, and Emperor Han Jing waited patiently.
Unexpectedly, a wild boar rushed into the latrine, and Jackie couldn't help calling for help.
This wild boar can be regarded as a stink chaser, but the accompanying Zhidu dared not underestimate him, and chose to refuse when Emperor Han Jing sent someone to rescue Jia Ji. Emperor Han Jing was furious, and he was going to save his concubine himself, but he was still blocked by Zhidu, which triggered a famous remark.
—When one concubine dies and another concubine advances, is Ning Jiaji the only thing in the world? Your Majesty is self-deprecating, what about the Empress Dowager Naizongmiao.
There are so many beauties in the world, just kill one and get another to enter the palace. But there is only one emperor, how can he take risks?
And this Jia Ji is not someone who is famous for nothing. She gave birth to Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan. Does this Liu Sheng look familiar to everyone?
That's right, at the end of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei and Uncle Liu Huang claimed to be the descendants of Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan.
Li Zhi suddenly clenched Wu Mei's hand.
Wu Mei has already seen it, and said in a low voice: "If there is no safety notice, our place will be attacked, and no one will stop it."
Ping An made another contribution!
Wu Mei shouted: "Be careful!"
Li Zhi squinted at Changsun Wuji, wondering what thoughts were going on in his mind. Hearing her shout, his eyelids twitched.
Jia Ping'an was a hero who charged into the battle, and Li Jingye beside him was even more brave. With the two of them around, what can those wild hogs do?
As for Xu Jingzong, sorry, Li Zhi ignored him.
The faces of those old ghosts suddenly changed, and someone whispered: "Why did they go?"
yes!
An old man wrinkled his eyes into triangular eyes, and said viciously: "The original plan was to let our children save the emperor, so loyal, the emperor still has the nerve to refuse? But... the matter has been leaked?"
"No, Jia Pingan discovered it in advance."
"Let them go up quickly, at least they can get some credit."
"But... gone!"
"What's gone?"
In front, Jia Pingan turned sideways like a matador, avoiding the impact of the wild boar, causing the ladies to scream.
"Too free and easy."
A lady was holding her heart in both hands, her face was blushing.
Jia Pingan grinned at this side, and then swung his knife.
The outfit ratio seems to be too big. This knife failed to cut off the head of the wild boar, but it seriously injured it. Jia Ping made another knife, and the wild boar was struggling on the ground.
Li Jingye seemed to be full of brute force, and he chopped off the head of the wild boar with one knife. When he turned around and saw those noble ladies screaming at his brother, he couldn't help wondering, "Brother, I chopped off the head of the boar with one knife. Why did they kill you twice?" screaming at you?"
Jia Pingan said flatly: "Look at my face, and then at yours."
Li Jingye looked at it, "It's nothing."
"I am more handsome than you."
Li Jingye: "..."
He touched his fleshy face, and silently walked over with the knife.
Xu Jingzong was in the back. After the two big wild boars were killed, he drew his knife and yelled.
"Look at the old man beheading these wild hogs!"
The poor little wild boars, after losing the protection of the big pig, suddenly became dazed, and then ran around.
Jia Ping'an noticed a situation, these wild boars dared not run back and forth.
This is the instinctive reaction of the animals, indicating that there is something that scares them on that road.
Jia Ping'an dared to bet at this moment that this is a complete game.
The game where the hero saves the emperor!
The little hogs ran around, and those sons and daughters who came late looked at each other, feeling empty and disappointed.
What about being a hero?
Now the hero has become Jia Pingan, but we have become the background board.
What a lie!
Those old ghosts looked ugly, and when the emperor looked over, they had to immediately switch to a worried look, and their acting skills flew wild for a while.
At this time, a woman shouted: "We were all looking at the scenery, but Xiao Jia discovered something unusual. It can be seen that he is thinking about protecting the emperor all the time. If such a Xiao Jia is not reused, who should be reused?"
Gao Yang's cry can be called 'deafening'.
Master Jia wanted to cover his face, thinking that even if you want to speak for me, can you be more tactful? It's shameful to say who should be reused if such a Xiao Jia is not reused!
Li Zhi smiled and said: "You are brave and loyal. I am very relieved. These wild pigs are roasted and shared by the monarch and his ministers."
Jia Ping'an dared to bet that Li Zhi definitely noticed something was wrong, for example, he looked at those old ghosts with more playful eyes.
"Your Majesty, when Uncle Wuyang rushed over, those Guanlong disciples followed closely behind." Shen Qiu brought the latest analysis, "It seems to be prepared."
Li Zhi smiled.
First of all, they seek official careers for their children, but their children have a lot of family backgrounds, and they are not satisfied. They wish that all the family members are officials. But he didn't agree, so these people prepared a chance encounter, and prepared to ask their children to come to rescue him.
interesting!
It's a pity that Jia Ping'an took the lead.
Later, the two wild boars were washed and stripped, and the accompanying cook began to roast them.
Jia Ping'an just looked at it and felt that it was not delicious.
Wang Zhongliang came quietly, "Wu Zhaoyi is looking for you."
Well!
Does it mean that my reaction is too fast?
Jia Pingan went over while preparing to fool around.
Li Zhi was talking to the prime ministers on the sidelines, looking relaxed.
Wu Mei was standing under the tree, with Zhou Shanxiang hugging Li Hong behind her, not afraid of being caught by evil.
"How did you find those wild pigs?" Wu Mei asked, and at the same time glanced at Li Zhi.
This is Li Zhi's doubt.
A man who has no responsibility, even asks his own woman to do the questioning.
Jia Pingan had already thought about the answer, "I was observing the left and right at the time, checking for abnormalities. The left side is a hill, which is easy to hide assassins, so I observed carefully, and just heard the slight sound of footsteps coming from the intersection on the right... "
I just came for vacation, but I spontaneously took on the responsibility of protecting His Majesty. Who else has such a sense of responsibility?
Wu Mei nodded, "What happened next?"
Later, of course, it took away the luck of those Guanlong children!
"Later, the minister went forward to observe, Li Jingye, who was prepared by Qianniu, and Xu Jingzong, the Minister of Rites, also spontaneously followed the minister to investigate, and they encountered the group of wild hogs."
Doing meritorious service and not forgetting to pull brothers, this character is nothing to say.
In an instant, the image of a young man full of responsibility and character emerges vividly.
Wu Mei whispered: "Who do you think did it?"
Sure enough, it is sister!
"Sister is wise."
Jia Ping flattered him first, and Wu Mei's eyes curved slightly as he smiled.
"I thought this was by design."
"Why?" Although Wu Mei sensed something was wrong with her keen intuition, she failed to analyze the essence of the matter.
"Sister, those wild hogs rushed out. This is a T-shaped intersection. On their right side are more than ten thousand cattle guards, all carrying horizontal knives; on the left side are hundreds of people. There are many people. Waiting for the situation, I will definitely turn around and run away..."
In later generations, after encountering a large number of people, those wild boars ran straight to places where no one was there. This is instinct.
Wu Mei narrowed her eyes, "You mean...someone is forcing them to rush over?"
Auntie is wise...
"Sister is wise, I didn't even think of it, but Sister guessed it first."
This flattery is so clumsy that even Shaopeng can't stand it anymore.
Shameless!
But Wu Mei smiled happily, "Let them give you some barbecue later."
Can roast wild boar be eaten?
And the current craftsmanship, without those heavy ingredients to cover up the fishy smell of wild pork, how to eat it?
Wild pork is hard, roasted to chew?
Jia Ping'an wanted to refuse at first, but seeing Sister A's appearance, she knew that she couldn't avoid it.
Li Zhi will come back later.
"Ping An said that he had been staring at the left and right, and when he heard footsteps on the right, he snatched up." Wu Mei said in a low voice, "Besides, he said it was intentional. Many people should turn around and run away, but they would rather die than go back, it can be seen that someone behind them is persecuting them."
"Understood."
Both Li Zhi and Wu Mei analyzed the matter from a political point of view, while Jia Pingan deduced from common sense that there was a reason for the incident, which supplemented the evidence.
"Those people... shame!"
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Monday, routinely ask for recommendation tickets.
(end of this chapter)