Chapter 350 The Prime Minister Butchers the Pig
Wang Yuerong looked at Jia Pingan, and resentment suddenly surged in his heart.
After returning from Zhongnan Mountain, she began to have nightmares.
It's that scene every time.
That handsome face approached, and said evilly: "You are so handsome."
Then she would wake up with a start, sweating profusely.
"Since that time, I have often had nightmares and woke up drenched in sweat. I wish I could peel your skin and eat your flesh."
Wang Yuerong gritted his teeth and said.
Jia Ping'an looked confused.
He didn't expect his words to make this woman look like this.
His face was red a moment ago, but now he wants to eat people.
"Someone has also studied medicine, you... belong to night sweats, right? Could it be kidney yin deficiency?"
Jia Ping'an stretched out his hand.
Wang Yuerong didn't move, but he grabbed his wrist.
Jia Ping'an squinted her eyes, and held her pulse with three fingers, "Three fingers are used to diagnose the triple burner, and ghosts and gods have also escaped so far..."
Wang Yuerong was stunned.
Jia Pingan frowned, "Go to a secluded place."
He needs a word.
Wang Yuerong did not refuse.
Later, the two arrived at Chang'an Canteen and went all the way to Master Jia's private room.
"sit down."
Jia Pingan sat down on a table with her, and motioned for her to put her hand on it.
Wang Yuerong did as he did, but felt ashamed and annoyed in his heart.
Why did I listen to him?
Then she comforted herself: This little thief said that he is the successor of the new learning, and his abilities are amazing, and he may not be able to cure my illness.
Jia Pingan's pulse diagnosis...
He doesn't know it at all, he's just pretending.
"You...have liver and kidney yin deficiency."
He doesn't know anything else, only one thing, night sweat is mostly due to yin deficiency.
Yin deficiency what to eat?
Wang Yuerong was a little nervous, "How can I do it?"
Jia Pingan stroked his non-existent beard, and said with a smile: "I should take medicine for this matter, but you are afraid that you can't make medicine every day at Chai's house?"
The key is that he doesn't know the formula of Dihuang Wan.
Wang Yuerong nodded, "It was fine before."
Is it left out now?
Jia Ping'an thinks there is something interesting.
"Eat more black food, such as fungus and the like. In addition, the state of mind is the root. You may be restless recently."
He was just fooling around.
But Wang Yuerong immediately became angry, "It's all thanks to you!"
What does this girl have to do with me?
Jia Ping'an frowned, "Don't be arrogant."
Wang Yuerong sneered: "You threatened me last time at Zhongnan Mountain..."
Jia Pingan understood, last time he made people make something on the side of the road to scare Baling, but Baling didn't come out, but he scared Wang Yuerong.
"Fortune and misfortune depend on each other."
Wang Yuerong sat there, not understanding the meaning of these words for a long time.
Jia Pingan sighed: "Looking at you...you are thinner than Zhongnanshan, but you are more and more graceful."
Wang Yuerong's face became brighter, and his heart jumped for joy.
It is a virtue to praise women.
Jia Pingan flickered a few more words, and then asked casually: "Look at your eye circles... Didn't you sleep well last night?"
Wang Yuerong was said to be graceful before, but now she is said to have dark circles.
Wang Yuerong couldn't help touching his eyes, and said with a heartache: "Last night, the lord and the princess kept talking about things, and I couldn't sleep either."
coming!
Jia Zhanan sighed: "What time is it, what are you talking about?"
Wang Yuerong said casually: "Mr. Lang is furious..."
It must be what happened last night that can make Chai Lingwu furious.
"Qi hurts the liver, don't imitate him." Jia Zhanan looked concerned.
Wang Yuerong felt much better, "Lang Jun scolded Fang Yiai."
good!
News arrived.
Jia Ping'an was like a prostitute. He lifted his pants and said, "I still have something to do. You can't stay here for long, so as not to be suspected. Go away."
Wang Yuerong thought so, so he hurried out through the back door and went shopping in a circle.
After buying something, she suddenly shook her body.
Why am I being suspected?
From the moment she got off the carriage, she embarked on a road of no return.
Ruined.
Wang Yuerong gritted his teeth and swore: "That little thief must have the ability to deceive people, otherwise how would I get out of the carriage? Turn around and stay away from him, and never communicate with him."
Looking back, she passed by a place selling vegetables, and couldn't help asking, "How do you sell black fungus?"
…
Jia Ping'an was very busy, so he invited a butcher to come to his door.
"Big hair!"
Seeing the hog he had carefully fed was pulled out, Song Bubu cried.
Du He punched and kicked for a while, "They are all animals, they are raised to eat meat, you are precious, raising a hog is like raising a child."
The butcher is a veteran at slaughtering pigs. When he saw the big hair of Lao Jia's family, he praised: "This is the cleanest pig I have ever seen."
After the slaughter is finished later, the butcher is going to throw away the internal organs of the pig.
"Leave!"
The butcher was stunned, "Uncle Wuyang, this stuff smells so bad that you can't eat it."
"Someone has a way."
Jia Ping’an’s long-missed food!
Stir-fried fatty sausages, marinated fatty sausages, sausage noodle...
Stir-fried pork liver, stir-fried pork belly...
Those people are also watching the fun.
"Even my family doesn't eat this hog meat."
"Yeah! It stinks."
Jia Ping'an ordered to take all the meat home.
Later, the kitchen cauldron boils water.
"Killing pig vegetables!"
Jia Ping'an was a little greedy.
"Big bones go in and boil."
Beat the foam away, and Jia Pingan ordered Cao Er to kill a chicken, and after the chicken blood coagulated, put it in the soup and boil it together.
"Very clear soup."
This is the function of chicken blood, which absorbs impurities.
Then big bone broth is used as soup base, lean meat slices, pork liver slices...
Shua!
Although there is no chili, Jia Pingan still made a variant of twice-cooked pork.
Grilled pork is also good.
A few bowls of meat.
Stir-fried pork liver and fatty intestines.
The iron pot built by the old Jia family with a lot of money has been put to great use today.
Du He stood by the side, at first he wanted to be amazed, but gradually, tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.
Behind him, Wang Laoer and Xu Xiaoyu were crying while holding the door frame.
Swan Yan pulled the other side.
Cao Er was stunned.
"Lang Jun, this..."
"Try it." Jia Pingan pointed to the fried dishes on the side.
Cao Er tasted a slice of twice-cooked pork.
Exploded!
"Is this pork meat?"
He happily ate another slice, "This is better than mutton!"
Du He was also moved when he heard it, so he made a piece of twice-cooked pork.
It is chewy, delicious and delicious.
"Oh!" He felt that what he was eating was a dish from the gods.
"Xiao Jia!"
"Xiao Jia!"
Gao Yang came, but Song Bubu was sad in the pigsty, and everyone else was in the kitchen.
Fortunately, Ah Fu is here.
After entering the house, Gao Yang saw that only Ah Fu was there, so he yelled twice.
Shua!
The sound of cooking came.
Gao Yang walked in, and saw the old Jia's family waiting outside the kitchen.
What's this?
Gao Yang sniffed.
"smell good!"
The fragrance is getting stronger and stronger.
When Gao Yang arrived outside the door, he saw Jia Pingan standing in front of the stove, holding a pot in his left hand and stirring with a spatula in his right.
Start the pot.
"Get out the meat from the steamer, be careful it's hot!"
Jia Pingan untied the apron, turned around and saw Gao Yang.
"What's this?"
"Pork meat."
Huh!
Gao Yang looked disgusted.
"dinner time!"
Cao Er shouted.
The table is set up.
Jia Ping’an also has a small hot pot.
Everyone else is a stir-fry.
Start.
The servants were eating at their own place, and Jia Pingan and Gao Yang were together.
smell good!
Gao Yang was really moved.
But thinking that it was pig meat, she didn't have the courage to put her mouth down.
A slice of twice-cooked pork, and a bite of rice.
A piece of braised meat melts in the mouth, and another bite of rice.
The fried sausage is delicious, and the fried pork liver is even more delicious...
Jia Pingan recalled his gluttonous career in his previous life while eating.
At that time, it was sometimes busy at noon, and a group of colleagues would get together for dinner. The must-order dishes included twice-cooked pork, fried fat intestines, and fried pork liver, which were super delicious.
Put the lean meat into the hot pot, dip it in the dipping water, it's delicious.
The pork liver is tender, and the lean meat is chewy.
Jia Ping'an ate heartily.
Gao Yang couldn't help but pick up a piece of sweet and sour meat.
Um?
sour and sweet.
Huh!
It doesn't stink!
Gao Yang ate another piece of twice-cooked pork.
Oops, can't stop.
Braised pork, fried sausage, fried pork liver.
She forgot the reserve of the princess.
When she found out that she didn't have a hot pot, she became angry. He got up and sat opposite Jia Pingan.
Jia Pingan: "..."
Our Datang is a meal-sharing system!
What are you doing?
Gao Yang ignored him, picked up the lean meat in his pot, and dipped it in his dipping water.
She squinted, "It's delicious."
The two operated fiercely like tigers for a while, and in the end they both ate too much.
Then went to the study, Jia Pingan got something to drink.
"Why does it smell like wormwood?"
"Well, it's a bit bitter, but it's sweet." Gao Yang looked at Jia Ping'an, "I don't want to ask you how you made it, I just think...it's not surprising that you made anything, I just eat it."
"This method is not complicated, but simple."
Jia Pingan talked about castration.
Gao Yang covered his mouth, "Castration can make pig meat delicious, what about the servants in the palace?"
hehe!
If Shaopeng heard this, he would probably vomit blood.
Gao Yang sat for a while, and then prepared to go back.
"I won't say anything about it." She said seriously.
"Just say it." Jia Ping'an just wants to put more meat on the tables of the people all over the world.
"Xiao Jia, your heart is wider than those of the prime ministers."
Jia Pingan took a look at her bottom line, "That's right, someone's belly can hold a boat."
Gao Yang thought of the palace, "Then I might bring some as gifts?"
"There are leftovers in the kitchen, get a food box."
Jia Ping'an didn't seem to know that Gao Yang was going to send the emperor to him.
Later, Gao Yang appeared in front of Li Zhi carrying a food box.
"Don't ask, just eat."
…
"Lang Jun, Princess Gaoyang came out of the palace in high spirits, and brought several large carts with her as rewards."
Xu Xiaoyu looked at the greasy corner of his mouth, probably just stealing food in the kitchen.
Jia Ping'an asked, "How's your practice going?"
Xu Xiaoyu said happily: "Don't worry, Mr. Lang, the second brother said that the ability to kill someone is no longer inferior to him."
Damn it!
Jia Ping'an felt that Wang's second child would become abnormal sooner or later.
After eating, take a nap, the sunshine outside the window is quiet.
There was a knock on the door, very lightly.
Ah Fu, who was playing on the tree, slipped down and ran to open the door.
It habitually shoots away.
The door bounced back, Ah Fu still maintained the posture of waving his claws.
Standing outside the door was Yoo Seok.
Standing upright, Ah Fu looks quite big, with black ears, black limbs, dark circles around his eyes... but his body is white.
The sharp claws looked sharp, and Ah Fu opened his mouth, and the sharp teeth were quite scary.
Yu Seok's first reaction was, "Come here!"
Li Ji didn't move.
Eldest Sun Wuji did not move.
Li Zhi at the back did not move.
Xu Jingzong moved, he stepped forward to touch the top of Ah Fu's head, and said kindly: "Is your father at home?"
Ah Fu landed, turned around and left.
"Xiao Jia is at home." Xu Jingzong seemed to have learned the language of animals, with a determined face.
Du He came, and when he saw this group of bigwigs, he hurriedly shouted: "Xu Xiaoyu, let the gentleman come."
He welcomed everyone in, and Jia Pingan came in a hurry.
Looking at the indentation lines on his forehead, Li Ji smiled and said, "It's outrageous to go home and take a nap when you're not in Baiqi at this time."
Jia Pingan...
This is an excuse.
Jia Ping'an laughed and said, "They said the pigs at home are edible, so I went home to have a look."
Everyone stepped forward, and Li Zhi from behind came over.
I go!
Jia Pingan's first reaction was that he had misjudged the person, and his second reaction was to order: "Go and make tea, and put more sheep oil."
Li Zhi said with a straight face: "You are going home privately."
"yes."
If you are absent from work, you will be absent from work.
But what are you doing here?
Everyone sat down, Li Zhi glanced at Xu Jingzong.
Old Xu coughed dryly, "Xiao Jia! I'm hungry, what can I eat at home?"
Jia Ping'an was happy, "There is food, good food that I just made not long ago."
Li Zhi took another look at Xu Jingzong.
Old Xu winked at Jia Pingan, "something fresher."
"Then kill a sheep."
Jia Ping'an looked generous.
Xu Jingzong wanted to strangle him.
The emperors and prime ministers are all here, who cares about your mutton.
They all came here for the so-called delicious pig meat.
Earlier, Li Zhi ate a dish made of hog meat, which immediately exploded, and immediately called the prime ministers to discuss matters. When everyone made up their minds, hearing is believing, seeing is believing, so they all came.
Jia Pingan had a bitter face, "The butcher has gone back."
Changsun Wuji said indifferently: "The old man also killed sheep in the past."
Li Ji said with a smile: "The old man even killed cows back then."
It is forbidden to kill cattle!
But no one said.
Li Zhi made a decision, "Just kill one and see."
He is worried about the finished meat, and has to kill one to verify it.
Jia Pingan smiled wryly.
But Xu Jingzong, who was familiar with him, asked in a low voice: "Why do I feel that you are full of bad water, who are you trying to trick?"
"without."
Jia Ping'an looked sincere.
Is the pig easy to kill?
Not easy to kill!
If you want to control a big fat pig, you need several big men.
Later generations kill pigs tied up. When Jia Ping’an was young, he liked to watch them. The so-called white knife goes in and red knife comes out, which means killing pigs.
These prime ministers with old arms and legs want to do it themselves...
"Lang Jun!"
When he learned that Ermao was going to be killed again, Song was very sad.
The pig was dragged out, and Jia Ping'an smiled and said, "A certain person won't kill this."
You guys are so good at bragging, come, kill a pig for someone to see.
Changsun Wuji cupped his belly, "Come on, let's do it together. Where's the knife? Give it to British Duke, he is very good at it."
Li Ji's medical skills and knife skills are blossoming, and this task is well assigned.
Everyone stepped forward and surrounded Ermao.
Changsun Wuji's eyes turned...
Everyone held their breath.
"Do it!"
Several prime ministers rushed over.
Well…
The scream of a pig is this.
Er Mao struggled hard.
Li Zhi stood outside the circle, watching Liu Xun fly out, Yu Wenjie lying on the ground, Zhang Xingcheng screamed, and took a few steps back clutching his butt...
"Get out of the way!"
Chu Suiliang went up, and caught the pig with one pounce.
"Good job!" Changsun Wuji assisted, went up and hugged the pig's head.
Er Maochang hissed, flung Chu Suiliang out with a flick of his buttocks, and then started running wildly.
Changsun Wuji hung around his neck and was dragged away.
"Auxiliary machine, let go!"
Yoo-seok stomped to chase.
What a grandson Wuji, he turned over and landed on Er Mao's back.
Jia Ping'an was dumbfounded.
A child shouted: "I want to ride a hog too!"
Li Zhi's face turned dark.
A group of guards chased after him.
But no one dared to do anything, for fear of accidentally hurting Changsun Wuji.
"Get out of the way!"
Today, Li Jingye also accompanied him.
He drew out the horizontal knife and stood in front of the pig's running path, raising the knife above his head.
"Don't hurt the eldest grandson." Someone was reminding him.
Li Jingye said very professionally: "Someone will cut off the hog's feet."
Jia Pingan quit after hearing this, "The hog feet are delicious."
Tut!
Li Jingye immediately changed his angle.
The pig is getting closer.
"kill!"
Slashed with a horizontal knife.
Changsun Wuji let go in time.
The pig was led like this for a while, and immediately rolled over, just avoiding the horizontal knife.
This is good luck, Jia Ping'an almost wanted to call the knife to keep the pig.
Li Jingye let out a roar, and rushed over.
Well done!
Jia Pingan shouted: "Good strength!"
At this time, it is a fool who does not give credit to his brother.
The pig was struggling hard, but Li Jingye held it firmly.
He even raised his head and asked, "Brother, where to kill?"
Killing pigs and butts, each has its own way of killing, but Jia Pingan only knows **** the neck.
"Poke the neck!"
Li Jingye reversed the horizontal knife and stabbed it in with one blow.
The horizontal knife was pulled out, and pig blood spurted wildly.
"Let go!"
Pigs will struggle violently at this time.
But Li Jingye didn't move.
Gradually, the magnitude and strength of the struggle became smaller and smaller.
Damn it!
Jia Pingan glanced back and saw Li Zhi's shocked face, so he lost no time in saying, "What a guy!"
"good!"
Everyone couldn't help applauding in unison.
Li Zhi praised: "The grandson of the British Duke is brave, and I think he will be a famous general in the future."
Old Li is a fine man, so he saluted immediately, "Thank you, Your Majesty."
This is what you said, don't regret it when the time comes.
The attendants rushed to help the prime ministers up. After some inspections, bruises were inevitable, but no one had broken bones.
"If this pig meat is not tasty..." Liu Shi limped, about to explode.
Xu Jingzong was cheating and cheating just now, and he was the only one intact, "Don't worry, Xiao Jia's culinary skills, even a stone can cook delicious food."
Are you complimenting me?
Pig teammates!
Jia Ping'an called someone to clean up.
"Boil hot water, open an opening on the foot, and blow air to shave."
This is a laborious job. Several servants of Lao Jia's family took turns to fight, which made the pig stronger.
The emperor and ministers were watching from the sidelines, but Jia Pingan refused to invite him to sit in the main hall several times.
"It's not interesting over there, it's interesting to watch this."
Open his belly and dispose of it immediately.
"You should eat the meat that just came out slowly."
When Jia Pingan ate pig-killing wine in his previous life, he couldn't stand the fishy smell of fresh meat.
Later, he personally made a few dishes under the watchful eyes of everyone.
"All of you have eaten stir-fried dishes. I am afraid that someone will use some means to suppress the smell of pig meat. This hot pot is different. It is a soup made of pig bones, and the pork is cooked. It is authentic. Please try it. .”
Jia Ping'an withdrew.
It was very quiet inside.
"Try?"
Li Zhi spoke.
Xu Jingzong gritted his teeth and ate a piece of twice-cooked pork, and his eyes lit up.
Suddenly there were more sounds of eating and drinking inside.
Hongyan went in to serve and came out later, looking at Jia Pingan with admiration in his eyes.
"Lang Jun, Your Majesty they eat really delicious."
Lang Jun just cut the knife, and let the pig meat go on the table.
Jia Ping'an said to Song Bu Bubu with relief, "From now on, Datang will have another kind of meat."
(end of this chapter)