Chapter 348 Back pain
Cai Yan hurried to the emperor's side and found a familiar servant.
"I heard that Suho was praised by His Majesty?"
She looked a little careless.
The waiter said: "That's right, the Ganye Temple is in flames now! Your Majesty was delighted to see it, so he praised her."
"The Ganye Temple is not a place for cultivation..." Cai Yan gave the servant a weak look.
The waiter laughed and said, "They jog in the morning and play mahjong. They are in full swing! They say they are not willing to sleep, and they have to be forced to put away the mahjong before they are willing to sleep."
so smart?
After Cai Yan left, the servant went inside and told Wang Zhongliang about it.
"here you go!"
Cai Yan went back to the queen and told the story.
"Mahjong? Something from Wu Mei?"
"Go get it."
Queen Wang vowed to figure out the truth of this.
"Queen, that mahjong was made by the broom star."
"Go and buy!"
"Not for sale!"
Queen Wang raised her head and threw a teacup over.
"Go and steal!"
Later, a mahjong set was brought back.
"How to play?"
A group of people looked at each other in blank dismay.
Cai Yan went to buy it and brought back the rules later.
"Thirty thousand!"
"Six."
"Nonsense!"
Cai Yan happily flipped her cards.
Queen Wang looked at her expressionlessly.
this…
So the craft of shooting guns began to be self-taught.
"Nine Articles."
"Nonsense!"
Queen Wang folded her cards and was overjoyed.
"Thirty thousand."
"Nonsense, hahahaha!"
Queen Wang's laughter spread out.
Prince Li Zhongzheng walked up the steps, and after hearing the laughter, he said: "The queen is very happy to hear that, so I will go back first and come back tomorrow."
He turned around and walked down the steps with a smile.
"Remember to tell the queen that Gu went to Aye's place."
Going forward all the way, I met Wei Wushuang who was in a hurry to leave the palace.
"This woman's legs are so long."
Li Zhong is not very old. Although he has the kind of germination between men and women, he doesn't have the ability for the time being.
Wu Wei Wushuang saw him, so he hid on the side of the road, Fushen said, "I have seen His Highness."
Li Zhong approached and said with a smile, "What's your name?"
"Wei Wushuang."
Li Zhong looked at her legs curiously, "Why are your legs so long? It looks so weird."
It's none of your business that my old lady's legs are long! Wei Wushuang: "..."
A servant beside him said in a low voice: "Your Highness, don't talk about women's bodies."
"Really? That's Gu's mistake." Li Zhong said: "Gu remembers you."
Wei Wushuang was dumbfounded, thinking that if you hadn't been the prince, I would have punched you and made your face bloom!
She left the palace later and found Jia Ping'an.
"Thank you for saving Soho."
"Not enough sincerity." Jia Pingan felt that this girl was too cold, so he liked to tease her.
Wei Wushuang said angrily: "How sincere do you want?"
"drink wine."
Wei Wushuang looked at him, "Whatever you want."
Jia Ping'an couldn't help but laugh.
Later, Chang'an cafeteria.
Ton ton ton!
Wei Wushuang yelled loudly, and then said contentedly: "I met the prince earlier and said that I have long legs."
She was a little depressed.
Are your legs not long enough?
Jia Pingan took a look at her legs and thought they were the best.
The so-called Wannian is talking about this.
"Man!" Wei Wushuang said disdainfully, "Do you think long legs are ugly?"
"Not ugly in someone's eyes."
Such long legs will be in later generations... If you wear a pair of jeans or a short skirt, you only need to walk around the street, and you will turn heads...
"Don't comfort me, I don't think I'm ugly either." Wei Wushuang said proudly.
Is this the source of this girl's aversion to men?
"Why don't you lend me your legs for a few days?"
Wei Wushuang stared, "Why?"
"Didn't you say that long legs are ugly?" Jia Pingan looked indifferent, "Try it."
Wei Wushuang sat kneeling opposite him, with one foot still kneeling and the other flying up.
Jia Pingan came to an iron bridge to avoid it, and praised: "The legs are so long."
Then he ran away in a flash.
"Little thief!"
Wei Wushuang was furious.
But looking at his long legs, recalling Jia Ping'an's praise, Wei Wushuang was confused.
"Really beautiful?"
…
"The Tubo envoy has returned."
Liang Jianfang's voice was low, and his eyes swept over Jia Ping'an.
Jia Pingan, who was recalling Wei Wushuang's long legs, looked serious.
"Before leaving, the envoy said, thank you Your Majesty for canonizing Zanpu, but... I am very dissatisfied that I cannot get married."
In the original history...it seems that there was no marriage.
"Xiao Jia!"
wipe!
Jia Ping'an was distracted, and subconsciously lowered his head.
Fortunately, there is no hidden weapon.
But Lao Liang's complexion was not good, and he was about to kill someone.
"Tell me."
"Old men, I think that Lu Dongzan is in a state of desperation now, and has no intention of competing with Datang. As for getting married, how old is Zanpu?"
Liang Jianfang and the others involuntarily looked at Cheng Zhijie.
Cheng Zhijie said proudly: "Princess Erlang Shang was not very old when she was a child."
Shameless old scum!
Everyone ridiculed for a while.
But the more you ridicule Cheng Zhijie, the more proud you will be.
"go on!"
Liang Jianfang pointed to Jia Ping'an.
"The so-called kinship, I thought it was Lu Dongzan's plan to slow down the army." Jia Pingan said very firmly: "Old men, think about it, as a powerful minister, what is the difference between Lu Dongzan and Cao Cao at this moment?"
"Cao Cao coerced the emperor to order the princes, and Lu Dongzan did the same." Su Dingfang stroked his beard, "Keep the promise!"
Pei Xingjian got up awkwardly.
Su Dingfang wanted him to make a fuss, but this topic was covered to death, so what else could he say?
He smiled apologetically at Jia Pingan, and said that he continued his analysis and said, "Lu Dongzan's request for peace for Zanpu is not only a tactic to delay the army, but also to paralyze Datang, making Datang think that Tubo has no hostile intentions..."
Thumbs up!
Jia Pingan smiled slightly.
It really is Pei Xingjian!
Liang Jianfang saw that he was smiling loosely, and said: "I discussed with the court and concluded that Tubo will not be a threat within three to five years. So, there must be a place to attack Turks or Goryeo."
"Xiao Jia, tell me."
Damn it!
Old Liang is too shameless.
Li Zhi has been on the throne for several years, but currently he is staring at the Guanlongmen clan and the Shandong clan.
"Emperor Yang actually did quite a lot."
Jia Pingan said such an inexplicable sentence.
Pei Xingjian gave him a thumbs up.
Niubi!
"roll!"
This is Lao Cheng's voice.
Jia Ping'an and Pei Xingjian left in despair.
After they left, Cheng Zhijie praised: "Xiao Jia is really smart."
"Of course he is smart." Liang Jianfang was a little annoyed, "I dare not say it, so what?"
"shut up!"
Cheng Zhijie and Su Dingfang stopped him, and Su Dingfang said seriously: "You must not say that!"
"Ganniang, they are all cowards!"
Liang Jianfang left angrily.
Cheng Zhijie returned home with a smile.
"My husband is back."
Cui welcomed him in, changed clothes, washed his face, made tea...
Cheng Zhijie is like a master, all he needs to do is move, and the rest of the daughter-in-law will do it all.
"Xiao Jia said something today..."
Cheng Zhijie glanced at Cui Shi.
"Say it!" Cui gently squeezed his shoulder.
So comfortable!
Cheng Zhijie squinted his eyes and said: "Today I asked Xiao Jia where the Tang Dynasty should go to conquer next, and Xiao Jia said... Emperor Yang actually did quite a lot."
As soon as Cui's movements stopped, Cheng Zhijie hummed twice in displeasure.
"Why are you humming like a pig?" Cui had seen a pig in the countryside before, and was deeply impressed by the voice, "Xiao Jia is talking about the Guanlong clan."
"Yes." Cheng Zhijie said calmly: "Little Jia is keen. His Majesty has ambitions today, but Guan Long... When Emperor Yang conquered Korea, those people in Guan Long wanted to cut off his retreat. Your Majesty is probably afraid of this."
Cui said with a smile: "Your Majesty is calmer than Emperor Yangdi, this is a good thing."
"That's right! If he came for some kind of personal conquest, we would definitely not agree to it. The matter of Emperor Yang... can't be done again."
Cui Shi said: "Changsun Wuji and others are tyrannical in the court. If they attack the country, even if His Majesty does not go, it will be dangerous for him to stay in Chang'an..."
"That's why I say that Xiao Jia is smart, and no one in the younger generation can stand shoulder to shoulder with him."
Snapped!
Cui slapped his hand back and thought for a while, "It was thanks to him that he rescued you last time, and he is also a great benefactor of our family. You said... it is hard to find an outstanding young lady in Cui to marry him. make?"
"It's natural to make it, but it's different now." Cheng Zhijie sighed: "When Xiao Jia was alone, he should have done it, but now he can't."
"Who?" Cui patted him on the shoulder.
"Xiao Jia was a coincidence, and Wu Zhaoyi was called a brother and sister when he was in Ganye Temple. If he wants to get married, then Wu Zhaoyi will definitely be the one to look at. The daughter of the family... I don't know if Wu Zhaoyi will agree."
…
"A safe marriage is important. When you were in Baiqi, did you find out who he liked?"
"Slaves...don't know."
"Um!"
Wu Mei was holding her baby in her swaddling clothes, her face became colder.
We really don’t know!
Shao Peng tried his best to remember...
"When he went to the brothel, he was just acting on occasion, and never made out with prostitutes."
Is this sick?
Shaopeng always thinks so.
Wu Mei praised: "Peace is stability, and a gentleman is like jade."
Shao Peng: "..."
"What happened next?" Wu Mei asked.
"Later..." Shao Peng really didn't know, "I remember one time... it was Yang Deli who said that Uncle Wu Yang's deceased mother had confessed, so he must find someone with a big ass."
Wu Mei was startled, then smiled and said, "This is a wise woman."
Well!
Isn’t a big **** ugly?
Shaopeng felt that there was something wrong with Wu Zhaoyi's aesthetics.
Zhou Shanxiang served Wu Mei personally, and praised sincerely: "It really is."
Wu Mei's eyes turned, "He is not young, he must be seventeen, others have already had children. He is so... I thought it was shy."
Her eyes roll...
It's time for the dog-headed soldiers to come up with an idea.
Shaopeng complained secretly in his heart, so he looked at Zhou Shanxiang.
Zhang Tianxia was the first to come up with an idea, "Zhaoyi, I want to...do you want to find a woman with a big butt?"
"Not right." Shao Peng shook his head, "Yaxiang, the top brand in Wuxianglou, has a big butt, but Uncle Wuyang didn't even look at her at all."
"Could it be that Yaxiang didn't like him?" Zhang Tianxia thought it shouldn't be.
Shao Peng smiled, very calm and breezy, "Uncle Wuyang is handsome, talented, rich, and has a bright future. There are many women outside who admire him, and Yaxiang can't recommend himself as a pillow." , to be hated."
Zhang Tianxia was surprised, "So powerful?"
Wu Mei said flatly: "Ping An naturally deserves the best women."
Shao Peng strongly agreed with this point, "Uncle Wu Yang is indeed the best woman."
"How about...Princess Shang?"
This is a bad idea!
Wu Mei shook her head.
She vaguely knew what Li Zhi was planning with Changsun Wuji. Li Zhi said something cryptically several times, mostly to get rid of some enemies.
Among them is the clan.
She was about to speak, but Shao Peng said with a tangled face: "Princess Gaoyang...seems to be good to Uncle Wuyang."
Wu Mei: "..."
Is this younger brother so attractive?
But why didn't he do it?
Zhang Tianxia suddenly thought of something and smiled confidently.
"Zhaoyi, why don't you... drink?"
Shaopeng shook his head, "Uncle Wuyang's concentration is rare, unless he is drunk, it is useless."
And what else can you do when you are drunk?
Zhou Shanxiang coughed dryly, "Zhaoyi, I'm thinking, how about...sleeping in the same bed. I heard from them last time that as long as a man and a woman hug each other, a man can't help it."
Here is a group of rookies, and only Wu Mei has experience.
She thought about it and felt that Zhou Shanxiang's idea was the best.
"But he doesn't want to, why?"
Wu Mei fell into deep thought.
Shaopeng glanced at Zhou Shanxiang, "How about..."
Zhou Shanxiang glared at him, "I belong to Zhaoyi."
Shao Peng laughed, "We want to say, why don't you ask those experienced people."
Zhou Shanxiang had a dark face.
Wu Mei waved her hand, "They are all useless people, get out!"
After driving away everyone, she pondered carefully.
"That Suho...is good, but if he can't stabilize, he's afraid he won't be able to manage the house. Will he still have to come to the housekeeper safely?"
"Actually...the best ones are Jiang Han and others, but it's a pity that he is getting old."
"How about...the one with long legs?"
Wu Mei frowned, "It's nice to have long legs, but it's a bit cold. How can you be interested in this cold face when you get home safely?"
"But before that... let Pingan have a taste of women, otherwise he will still be dizzy."
Wu Mei nodded slightly, feeling that she was extraordinarily wise, "Come here."
Shao Peng came in.
"Go to Jia's house, I remember there is a maid in Ping'an's house?"
"yes."
"Let her sleep."
Shao Peng: "..."
Wu Mei's order came to Du He later.
"Zhaoyi is wise!"
Du He almost uttered a broken voice, and said with tears in his eyes: "Mr.
Is this person too excited?
The servant who came to deliver the letter went back to the palace and said, Wu Mei smiled and said: "That is also a loyal one."
…
"Uncle Wuyang."
A message was sent to Jia Ping'an.
This is a small move to avoid Ming Jing.
Just before, Jia Pingan explained that Jing is so fierce, Ming Jing subconsciously looked at her chest, then got angry, and then went to relax.
Meng Liang whispered: "The small circle."
Jia Pingan took a look.
"Okay, the news..."
Meng Liang raised his head, "Uncle Wuyang helped someone to get rid of his demons. There is no way to repay this kindness, so just rest assured."
Meng Liang had always been obsessed with prostitutes before, and he didn't even know that he was killed by someone. He licked the dog and had nothing. Fortunately, Jia Pingan pointed out that after these days of torment and introspection, he finally woke up.
"Can you figure it out now?"
"I figured it out." Meng Liang took a deep breath, "Uncle Wu Yang is right, there is nothing for licking a dog, so I want a woman to be a licking dog!"
"Ambitious!"
Jia Pingan gave a thumbs up, and then called Bao Dong.
"Bring 20 brothers, and have dinner outside later, a treat for someone, and wait for orders at Pingkangfang Tietou Restaurant after dinner."
Bao Dong didn't ask the reason, but took orders and left.
Jia Ping'an then went out.
"Where are you going?"
Ming Jing was outside thinking about how to open up Baiqi's situation, and she was a little dissatisfied when she saw that Jia Ping'an came out before it was time to go down.
Jia Ping'an laughed and said, "Someone invited X to drink."
This is off the post!
Should I block...rebuke...or...
I shouldn't have asked!
Ming Jing stomped her feet.
"The stone on the ground is rotten."
Jia Pingan went to Abao and walked away.
Later he came to Gao Yang's house.
"Xiao Jia!"
Gao Yang was overjoyed, then snorted coldly, "How long has it been since you came?"
Jia Pingan: "..."
Xiao Ling's cheeks twitched, "Princess, I just went to Zhongnan Mountain a while ago."
"Talk out!"
Gao Yang shot Xiao Ling a glance, and Jia Pingan smiled and said, "This is it."
"You said why the emperor's eye circles are always black recently? Is it because of excessive indulgence?"
Gao Yang took his arm and went in, "Prepare wine and food!"
After drinking for three rounds, Gao Yang took advantage of Jia Ping'an's inattention, quietly pulled the bottom line down a little, and then said angrily: "Xiao Jia, you said that the emperor has a relationship with me? When he went last time, he didn't like that." Looks impatient, wishing that I would disappear immediately."
Li Zhi is addicted to playing mahjong.
But you can’t say that to Gao Yang, you have to be able to smooth things out. Jia Pingan smiled, "I'm afraid there is something wrong. By the way, when it comes to this, I think of someone, Princess Danyang. Compared with her, the emperor treats you better, right?"
"Of course!" Gao Yang said proudly, "Aye is the best to me, and the emperor is also the best to me. Danyang... Xue Wanche is just stupid..."
stupid!
Jia Pingan got this answer, and he knew it well.
"Xiao Jia."
Gao Yang winks like silk...
"What are you doing? My back hurts!" Jia Pingan rubbed his waist, "I'm afraid it was flashed."
Gao Yang: "..."
Bad waist...
This matter will not work.
Jia Pingan ran away in a flash.
Gao Yang gritted his teeth and said, "I'll swallow you next time!"
…
In a restaurant in Pingkangfang, Xue Wanche was drinking with several men.
"Last Love! Drink!"
Xue Wanche raised his bowl and drank it down.
Fang Yiai also did it, blushing and said: "I had a great time today. It's just a pity for you, old Xue... Hey!"
Xue Wanche is a famous general, but he is impulsive, domineering, and likes to complain. When he was the first emperor, he was bullied by the lieutenant general, and then he has been going downhill.
He sneered, looking forward to Zixiong said: "Who dares to underestimate XX even if he has a foot problem while sitting in the capital?"
Xue Wanche's force value is tyrannical, and he is Yu Chigong's first-class fierce general. These words make people full of confidence.
Fang Yiai smiled, and said in a low voice: "Old Xue, your current situation looks so sad!"
Xue Wanche patted the case, "Why are you sad? Waiting for a certain person to fight and make meritorious deeds again, those villains will definitely impress them!"
Fang Yiai's eyes showed regret, "Old Xue, drink!"
Later, when several men went up together, Xue Wanche was so drunk that he rested at his desk during the banquet.
At some point, he was the only one left in the room.
The door of the room was ajar, a gust of wind blew in, the candlelight flickered, and Xue Wanche's figure swayed on the wall.
…
Good night!
(end of this chapter)