Chapter 279 Kuaiji Foolish Woman Light Maichen
Jia Pingan sometimes jokes, but most of the time he is still a 'simple' boy, which is a consensus among Baiqi.
After receiving Jia Ping'an's warning, Tang Xu accepted all the orders and hid behind the water tank.
You want to talk about courage... Tang Xu is not lacking in courage, but something happened out of nowhere, isn't it a bit wronged?
After a bang, he saw something flying over in front of him, and with a plop, it landed in the water tank.
Boom!
While the water was splashing, the water tank was not broken.
If Master Jia is here, you must ask who made the water tank, and build a brand together with him later.
When the explosion happened, Changsun Wuji squinted his eyes and turned sideways for almost an instant. As an old man who has fought, he is very aware of the importance of avoiding the front when encountering danger.
The air wave swept over, and Yuwen Festival in front of him slammed into him. Changsun Wuji wanted to retreat, but he immediately realized that his nephew was behind him.
He stood firm and stretched out his hand to push back.
Boom!
At this moment, what he thought of was the first emperor.
The first emperor was already in poor health before he left, so he could only bend down and listen to him. The first emperor hooked his neck with his hands, and said with a smile, "Auxiliary machine, you are young... you are an uncle!"
yes!
The old man is an uncle.
At this moment, Changsun Wuji erupted violently, and after a muffled grunt, he fell down obliquely holding Yuwen Jie.
The wind blew over and hit Li Zhi with gunpowder smoke, and Li Ji immediately stood in front of him.
Li Zhi looked at the fallen Yu Wenjie and his uncle, with mixed emotions in his eyes, and then glanced at the others.
Yu Zhining squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, terrified.
Gao Jifu stood with his back, stumbling only to stop.
Li Ji was standing in front of him.
On the right, Tang Xu stood up awkwardly. In the water tank in front of him, a person was stuck upside down, his legs bouncing on the water.
"It's Mr. Liu!"
Wang Zhongliang was on Li Zhi's side, with Yu Zhining and others blocking him, as if he had been unscathed by a gust of cold wind, so he was extra energetic.
Liu Xun was struggling in the water tank, Wang Zhongliang ran over, grabbed his legs and pulled them out.
This posture is like Lu Zhishen pulling a weeping willow upside down.
But Wang Zhongliang is not bald, nor does he eat fragrant meat.
This kind of technique requires a lot of strength. Wang Zhongliang pulled it up and put it down because he didn't have enough strength; he pulled it up again, and put it down again... It looked like he was repeatedly sending Liu Shi into the water.
"Hurry up and save Liu Qing!"
Li Zhi guessed that he was petrified, until Wang Zhongliang plugged and pulled Liu Shi more than ten times, and the surface of the water tank saw blisters constantly rising from below, and then he exclaimed.
Tang Xu easily carried Liu Xun out. Liu Xun was lying on the ground recklessly. Li Zhi saw it and said anxiously, "Go and call the medical officer."
But the disgust in his eyes disappeared in a flash.
The scene was a mess, and then everyone in the imperial city responded. Liang Jianfang personally brought hundreds of elites to the outside of the imperial palace.
"Your Majesty, Liang Jianfang brought hundreds of people with murderous intent. He said that he would not retreat unless His Majesty showed up. If His Majesty did not show up after a quarter of an hour, he would come in."
The servant was so frightened that he trembled all over. Li Zhi glanced at the prime ministers and nodded: "I'll go now."
When he arrived at the palace gate, Liang Jianfang led the people to salute without asking a single word.
"I'm fine." Li Zhi nodded with a smile.
"The minister resigns." Liang Jianfang took the people back.
Later, Li Zhi called the prime ministers to discuss matters.
Changsun Wuji and Yu Wenjie both had some friction injuries, but Liu Xi was the worst. Although he was rescued, but in order to induce vomiting, the medical officer used something that caused him to retch non-stop.
"Your Majesty." Changsun Wuji said with lingering fear: "Before, the old minister only felt that his eyes were all dim, and the air wave rushed towards him, and he couldn't resist it. What did Jia Pingan give this, it has such power."
Liu Xun retched a bit. Today he was making a fool of himself. First he stood in the front with disapproval, but then rushed to the street, so he needed to get his breath back, "Your Majesty, these things are so powerful, Jia Pingan is so casual. I gave it to Tang Xu..."
Could this be a conspiracy?
"If we were to take a closer look before." Liu Shi had a look of fear on his face, and then retched again.
It's all about shit!
Tang Xu felt that he was the one to take the blame. The emperor ordered the item himself, and the test in the palace was also ordered by the emperor. Why would he seek someone's fault if something happened?
Liu Xun felt uncomfortable, "Jia Ping'an's heart can be punished!"
Li Zhi said lightly: "Jia Pingan said before giving this thing that he should stay away, and I obeyed."
I am far away, but you feel that you are heroic, and you have to stand in the front and pretend to be aggressive, but you are blown up to become a sabi.
Liu Xun blushed, "Things like this shouldn't have appeared in the palace."
He is in a mess.
"Miss Liu is dizzy? Go and rest first." Li Ji shot unceremoniously.
Chang Sun Wuji said: "This thing is like a thunderbolt. Your Majesty, if there is this thing in the army, it is not considered a fight or a siege. It is of great use. Please keep it secret."
Li Zhi nodded, "I also know."
The military will regard this thing as a treasure, and then the Tang army...
Li Zhi thought of Goryeo.
The Koreans were beaten all over the place by Datang, but they immediately retreated into the city. In this era, it was difficult to siege the city, and the casualties were too great, so Datang could only sigh in relief.
With gunpowder, it is different. How to use it can let the military figure out, but just thinking about the previous power, Li Zhi's body can't help trembling slightly.
The former Sui Dynasty failed to conquer Goryeo several times, and the former Sui Dynasty died because of this.
Although the first emperor conquered Goryeo and gained a lot and occupied a lot of places, he was unable to destroy Goryeo.
What now?
Li Zhi's heart was burning, and he couldn't help but think of Jia Ping'an.
Liu Shi also thought of Jia Pingan, "Your Majesty, I have read all the history books, but I have never seen such a shocking thing. I am wondering where Jia Pingan got it."
"His knowledge." Li Zhi was also reflecting at the moment.
He thought back on the whole thing, and immediately thought of Jia Ping'an's intention.
"This man..." Changsun Wuji's eyes became more stern, "The old minister thought that he could be locked up in the palace and ordered to be strictly guarded. Afterwards, he was tortured, and all his knowledge was copied, and then he was ordered to be studied by reliable people... This is the way to be safe. .”
Elder Sun Xianggong is really clever!
Liu Xun retched, "The minister seconded the proposal. This kind of knowledge is shocking, and the minister is thinking, is it the knowledge of immortals? It must not be ignored."
Yu Wenjie said: "Yes! What the eldest grandson said is true. These people are bastards, and they have been taught by strangers. I think it's best to control them in the palace. If it's not appropriate..."
He waved his hand as if killing a chicken.
Li Ji watched them perform coldly.
What is imprisoned in the palace, such suggestions are purely bad ideas.
But why did Changsun Wuji's city government come up with such an idea? It's nothing more than a person who thinks that Jia Ping'an is the emperor, and once this kind of knowledge becomes the emperor's help, the small circle will have another trouble.
But would the emperor agree?
Li Zhi smiled slightly, "I've thought about what Zhu Qing said. It's just that I was thinking, today Jia Ping'an is testing at the gate of Daodefang, why?"
He looked at Changsun Wuji, and felt that this uncle really regarded him as a puppet, "I will let him go to the Imperial College to teach, and he just came here for a while, what do you think?"
Of course Changsun Wuji knew that this was a reminder from Jia Pingan.
"He is saying that the knowledge he has inherited is of infinite value. If it is taught to the students of the Imperial College, there is a risk of leaking the secret. If the foreign vassal acquires this kind of knowledge, the Tang Dynasty will be in danger."
hehe!
Li Ji smiled slightly, knowing that the emperor was still saving face for his grandson Wuji.
But Li Zhi really didn't want to stay, "He is telling me that he has a lot of knowledge that can help the Tang Dynasty to become stronger. If I abandon him, then he will also regard me and Datang as passers-by..."
"The ideas of all the gentlemen are good, but that young man is not docile!" Li Zhi leaned over slightly, with some anger in his eyes, "Prisoning and torture is a humiliation, no, it is a humiliation! I think the Tang Dynasty will prosper forever, but But I won’t use such despicable means! Not today, and in the future...nor!”
He was really annoyed. He stood up and looked at Liu Shi, with disdain flashing in his eyes, "There are billions of people living in the world. Today, I heard that this person is talented, so I kidnapped him and tortured what I learned. Tomorrow, I heard that this person is talented. , came captive, forced to torture... Is this the emperor or a thief?"
Changsun Wuji moved his lips a few times, before finally turning into a sigh.
He was a little afraid of that broom star, so he agreed to such absurd ideas. At this moment, Li Zhi couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he said this.
Li Zhi's eyes are very bright, "I heard that a certain person is talented, and I am very happy in my heart. I wish I could be with him day and night, and treat him as a brachial thigh. This is the heart of an emperor. If it is imprisoned and tortured, this is..."
Changsun Wuji blushed, knowing the meaning behind it.
—This is a bandit!
Even worse than Wagang back then!
Liu Shi retched a bit, and glanced at Changsun Wuji.
Yu Wenjie felt that the atmosphere should be relaxed, so he smiled and said: "Your Majesty, that young man knows the power of this thing, so I think he should live in seclusion and dormant."
This is true, many great talents in history have done this.
Li Zhi knew that he had peeled off his uncle's face enough just now, so he said with a smile: "You can go and have a look."
Wang Zhongliang went to arrange it, and Li Jicai said, "Your Majesty, this kind of knowledge should not be underestimated. The Imperial College should naturally teach it, but I think it's better to go slowly first."
Li Zhi nodded, "I know."
He suddenly laughed, "I'm thinking, that boy's bombing in Daodefang is telling me that if you get someone into the Imperial College, don't regret it. I want to come now, but I regret it. "
He is taking a vaccination, lest someone suggest that Jia Pingan be sent to the Imperial College to teach.
This kind of knowledge is clearly the foundation of a strong country, and most of the Guozijian are the children of the powerful and powerful. If you teach these people, it is to build a family of powerful families in batches.
so close!
Thinking of his decision, Li Zhi couldn't help feeling chills down his spine.
Fortunately, that young man had no intentions, otherwise he would have gone to the Imperial College in silence, and only needed to teach some astonishing knowledge, and he would have won people's hearts naturally.
Sure enough, the benefits that I have been protecting him have come.
The person who went to check on Jia Ping'an later came back.
"Your Majesty, the Jia family is holding a banquet in Daodefang, but everyone in the workshop can eat."
Nima!
what does this mean?
Yu Wenjie was slapped in the face.
"What does he mean?" Even Li Ji was very curious.
The visitor said: "Jia Ping'an has written a poem. He is drinking and having fun with the villagers outside, and playing with the children..."
He took out a piece of paper, it seems that this poem is not short.
Li Zhi said with a smile: "Jia Ping'an's poetic talent is famous in Chang'an, and even Shang Guanyi is no match. Today, I will share the appreciation with you."
Wang Zhongliang felt that Shangguanyi would probably want to die when he heard the emperor's evaluation.
Nowadays, the literary world praises Shangguanyi's poems a lot, and they call them Shangguan style. But Shangguanyi was defeated by Jia Ping'an twice, and the second time was the worst. In the public, he was defeated by Jia Ping'an's song "I don't know who cuts the thin leaves, the spring breeze in February is like scissors", and he had no chance of fighting back. force.
The man recited: "Baijiu is freshly ripened and returned from the mountains, and the yellow chicken pecked at the millet spring is fattening."
Li Ji stroked his beard with a smile and said, "Is Daodefang a mountain to him? Interesting."
The opening was brisk and interesting, and everyone couldn't help nodding their heads slightly, thinking that it was innocent and natural, and it really was a poetic talent.
"Call the children to cook chicken and drink white wine, and the children laugh and hold each other's clothes."
The front part is full of joyful banquet descriptions, which is very relaxing.
"Singing high to get drunk and **** for sex, dancing to the setting sun to strive for glory. Lobbying for Wan Cheng to suffer before it is too early, riding a whip and riding a horse to travel a long way."
Drinking drunk, taking out a horizontal knife and brandishing it, the cold light competes with the setting sun.
When he heard the next two sentences, Li Zhi couldn't help smiling slightly.
This is the meaning of wanting to serve the king, so how can he be unhappy.
"A foolish woman in Kuaiji despised her servants, and Yu Yi resigned from her family and went west to Qin."
this…
Li Ji wanted to cover his face.
When Zhu Maichen was down and out, his wife looked down on him and left him.
Why are these words somewhat metaphorical?
Li Zhi looked at Changsun Wuji and the others, and thought of himself again.
This time he plans to get Master Jia to teach in the Imperial College. How is this different from Zhu Maichen's stupid wife?
Li Zhi couldn't help but smile, thinking that it was quite interesting for a teenager to complain.
"Looking up to the sky and going out laughing, my generation is not from Penghao!"
The hall was silent.
I am a great talent, no matter how the sky suppresses and studies me, I can still shine.
The key is that Jia Pingan expressed his ambition through this poem.
After leaving later, Liu Xun walked beside Changsun Wuji, and said in a low voice: "My lord, look up to the sky and go out laughing. We are not from Penghao. The broom star means that from today onwards, he will Walked out of the house, shining brightly. What a breath of air he is!"
Changsun Wuji's eyes were calm, "This old man has seen countless great talents in this life, and he may reach the end..."
He pointed at himself, and Liu Shi thought it was true.
At that time, a group of talents gathered around the late emperor, known as eighteen bachelors, and countless other talents, which laid the foundation of the Qin Palace.
At that time, Changsun Wuji was not considered top-notch. Under the light of Fang Xuanling and others, he was struggling to maintain his relationship with the late emperor.
But after decades, Fang Xuanling and others have long since returned to the West, while Changsun Wuji has all the power in the court.
"My husband is so heroic, I admire him." Liu Shi was still a little uneasy, "That young man's knowledge..."
"Learning and learning are the foundation of the Tang Dynasty. Your Majesty is not stupid, so there will be proper arrangements." Changsun Wuji smiled and said: "It is also a good thing for him to open a new school. New learning and new learning will inevitably lead to many disputes!"
Liu Shi understood, "Go back and find someone to refute, let him be devastated!"
Changsun Wuji nodded, thinking that this person is not stupid, but he is just too anxious and only wants to plan for his niece.
"The things in the palace should be kept quiet."
This is a cryptic statement: the old man is watching the queen!
Liu Shi was overjoyed, cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Mr. Xiang!"
He turned around and saw Wang Zhongliang coming in a hurry, and asked, "Are you leaving the palace?"
Wang Zhongliang served by the emperor's side, and the chance to leave the palace was rare.
Wang Zhongliang nodded, "Your Majesty ordered us to go to Jia's house."
Liu Xun watched him go away enviously, "Jia Ping'an said he looked up to the sky and went out laughing, His Majesty sent someone to invite him into the palace. How many people have studied hard all their lives, looking forward to such a day."
Wang Zhongliang went to Daodefang, where there is still a carnival at the moment.
Yang Deli also came back from leave and was pouring wine for Wang Xueyou, when he saw Wang Zhongliang was taken aback.
"Peace at home."
Wang Zhongliang led the people in without saying hello.
In the yard, Jia Pingan was sitting under the tree. Seeing him coming, he stood up and cupped his hands, but staggered and had to hold on to the tree trunk to stand still.
Before, he and Wang Xueyou finalized the marriage of his cousin, and he was in a good mood, but he was given a beating by Wang Dachui, which made his eyes straighten.
Wang Zhongliang said with a straight face: "Your Majesty summoned you."
"Drink too much." Jia Pingan burped, "I can't go. The emperor can't get on the boat, since Yun Chen is... I am a wine fairy."
Fuck!
Even if this person is drunk, he still speaks famous sentences. This talent is talent, making ordinary people feel like a rotten tree.
Wang Zhongliang admitted that he was a little jealous, but the emperor's order must be fulfilled, "Get a big cart."
So Jia Pingan set off by car.
Arrived outside the imperial city, he sobered up and was helped in.
Li Zhi didn't blame him when he saw his appearance, but thought it was just right.
When a teenager drinks alcohol, he will definitely tell the truth.
He asked: "What is the name of your science?"
Don't be so polite!
Jia Pingan broke away from the servant's support, and said with a smile: "This science has many branches, such as mathematics, geometry, advanced mathematics, physics, chemistry, astronomy, geography, ideology and morality... If I talk about it, I'm afraid I can't remember it on a single piece of paper." over.
Confucianism suppressed hundreds of schools back then, it was either one or the other, it was either me or the enemy. In this way, those great talents hid in the folk or in the mountains one after another, quietly accepting disciples, thinking that they would pass on. But they did not dare to use the name of learning anymore, so they called it new learning. "
Confucianism suppressed hundreds of schools back then, it can be said that it spared no effort, and it is no different from the struggle between religions. It's not me or the enemy, it's not that you die or I die.
Li Zhi felt slightly happy, "What's the use?"
He hopes that this knowledge will be universal, but also has some concerns, worrying that too much movement will shake the current academic system.
Lao Li’s family claims to be descendants of Lao Tzu, and pretends to make some Taoist classics to praise them. But the imperial thought in their bones made them still love Confucianism.
Jia Pingan burped, "This knowledge can ask the sky and explore the earth; you can see the very subtleties, but it can also be boundless... The subtleties can be found out about the origin of all things in the world; you can know the nature of all things... For example..."
Jia Pingan pointed to the big wood in the palace and said: "Why does the wood rot? The outside world invades, why invades? What invades. For example, why are knives and guns sharp? It is all because of the uniqueness of steel, and this science can study these things. When After you study thoroughly, you will discover the mysteries of this world step by step. For example, how to..."
He smiled naively, "How to make knives and guns sharper. How to make carts stronger, and how to make roads smoother...Chang'an city is full of dirt roads, and dust is blowing up with strong winds. Which knowledge can solve this problem? Which great Confucianism can solve this problem?" In other words? Hahahaha!"
He proudly said: "With strong carts and smooth roads, the Tang army can quickly assemble. In this way, Chang'an can quickly respond to changes in the frontier."
"Your Majesty." Jia Pingan burped, "Your Majesty knows that the water vapor also contains huge power. Once it is used, it can open mountains and gallop with tens of thousands of catties of goods..."
Li Zhi clenched his fists, "Is this true? If you deceive the emperor...do you know the consequences?"
"Hahahaha!" Jia Pingan really drank too much, and laughed: "I just used some simple things to make gunpowder. Your Majesty, there are still many mysteries in this world waiting to be revealed one by one, and this knowledge is Came here for this."
Li Zhi's eyes became brighter, there is no doubt that he was tempted.
"The minister resigns."
Jia Ping'an turned around, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
It's springtime outside.
(end of this chapter)