Chapter 1017 Yuan Datou
"Shang Shu, the coins are ready."
Huang Wan personally delivered the newly minted silver coins.
The silver coins were packed in a wooden box. After opening it, Yan Liben sniffed it first, "Well, it's fireworks."
As Minister of the Ministry of Industry, his favorite thing is fireworks.
Silver coins are in the shape of copper coins, with words on them: Longshuo silver coins.
"beautiful!"
Yan Liben looked at the silver coin intoxicatedly, and stroked it, "Let Dou Dexuan come."
Huang Wan smiled and said, "Isn't it good?"
They are all ministers, it would be impolite to ask someone else to come, so the servant of the household department should come.
Yan Liben sneered and said: "The old dog was arguing with the old man a few days ago, but today he asked the Ministry of Industry, and the old man feels uncomfortable if he doesn't let him bow his head."
Huang Wan went out, "Zhang Meng, you go to the household department and say that our Shangshu invited Dou Shangshu."
Zhang Meng agreed, and hurried to the household department.
"Old dog!"
Dou Dexuan's beard is flaring.
"Ahem."
An official was coughing dryly, Dou Dexuan scolded: "Consumption?"
The official laughed dryly and said, "Shang Shu, our silver coins!"
Yeah!
Yan Dog is probably proud of himself.
Dou Dexuan got up, and said in a dignified manner: "Wait for the old man to blow his dog's head off."
When he arrived at the Ministry of Industry, Huang Wan was waiting outside the gate.
"Mr. Dou, I'm sorry."
Dou Dexuan snorted coldly, "Yan Liben is very old, can't he even walk?"
Huang Wan smiled bitterly.
Arrived outside the duty room, Dou Dexuan shouted: "Yan Liben, are you dead?"
Yan Liben's angry voice came from inside, "The grass on your grave is taller than a person, and the old man is still alive and moist."
Bitch!
Dou Dexuan went in, and when he turned his gaze, he fixed on the wooden box.
He opened the wooden box and took out the silver coins.
"How?" Yan Liben asked lightly.
"Beauty...is ordinary."
Dou Dexuan was laughing wildly when he returned to the household department.
"Let someone go and invite Zhao Guogong here."
As soon as Jia Pingan came, he heard Dou Dexuan laughing.
"Is it beautiful?"
Dou Dexuan asked while holding the silver coin.
Jia Pingan took a look.
Brother Kong Fang!
Who designed this girl?
The key is the word above.
Four dull words: Longshuo silver coins.
Decoration?
"Who thought of it?" Jia Pingan raised his head and asked.
Dou Dexuan said proudly: "The old man talked about Yan Liben, and the silver coins he made himself are beautiful, Xiao Jia, are you satisfied?"
Jia Pingan said: "Poor!"
He must give a bad review!
Dou Dexuan was puzzled, "Why is this silver coin so bad?"
“Lack of aesthetics.”
Jia Ping'an is very determined.
Dou Dexuan clapped the case and said, "Yan Liben's paintings are hard to find, and the art of construction is the best in the Tang Dynasty..."
"no!"
Jia Ping'an is very firm.
Dou Dexuan stared at him.
"Go, tell Yan Liben."
Someone went.
Jia Pingan was puzzled, "Why doesn't Mr. Dou go by himself?"
Dou Dexuan is unpredictable, "I am sure..."
When the official came back, he was disheartened, "Yan Shangshu scolded the lower official for a long time."
He glanced at Jia Pingan, "Yan Shangshu said that he wants to compete with Zhao Guogong, and whoever loses will invite the most expensive prostitute in Pingkangfang."
Dou Dexuan saw Jia Pingan's expression was weird, so he asked, "But are you scared?"
Jia Pingan shook his head, "I'm just a little worried."
"worry about what?"
Dou Dexuan thinks this battle will be very exciting, and has already made up a lot of pictures in his mind. He raised his teacup and took a sip.
"I'm worried that Yan Shangshu can't be used..."
"Poof!"
…
"What?"
Yan Liben is about to explode.
Dou Dexuan gloated and said: "Xiao Jia said that your things may not be usable."
Exploded!
Yan Liben clapped the case and said, "The old man is waiting to see his silver coins. If he loses, don't blame the old man for being ruthless."
Dou Dexuan said with a smile: "A famous prostitute just came to Pingkangfang, she said she is soft all over, she is a wonderful person! But it is because of fate, otherwise the prime minister will not be able to see her."
"That's a good place for the old man to show off his glory." Yan Liben sneered.
Dou Dexuan suddenly said: "Don't look down at your lower body frequently!"
…
"I heard that Jia Ping'an and Yan Liben made a bet to mint silver coins."
The emperor drank the tea with only three tea leaves very comfortably, "If anyone loses, please invite the other party to Pingkangfang..."
He glanced at the queen.
Your brother made a bet and went to a prostitute.
Wu Mei frowned, "What's a good bet?"
"Your Majesty, Zhao Guogong is asking to see you."
When Jia Pingan came in, he felt that the atmosphere was not right.
Why did the emperor smile so comfortably?
"I heard you bet with Yan Liben?"
Queen asked.
"It was Yan Shangshu who bet with me."
If the order is wrong, the meaning will be wrong.
Wu Mei glanced at the emperor: Look, I said that Ping An is not that kind of libertine.
Jia Pingan said casually, "But he wouldn't be able to see that prostitute without me."
Murderous aura suddenly came to him.
Jia Pingan regretted it, and hurriedly stated his purpose, "I want to borrow your majesty's avatar."
Li Zhi's eyes were cold and stern, Wu Mei clenched her hands into fists...
Emperor and Empress at the same time lost their hearing.
Jia Pingan quickly explained, "It's a portrait, a portrait."
The emperor's murderous intention dissipated, "What's the use of my avatar?"
Jia Pingan smiled and said: "Your Majesty just wait."
Li Zhi frowned slightly.
The portrait of the emperor is not easy to leak!
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, this matter can be supervised. If it is inappropriate, I am willing to accept the crime."
Immediately came a court painter.
First Edition.
Jia Ping'an's nostrils smoked, "This is basically two people with His Majesty!"
The girl you drew looks like a passer-by in a Chinese painting, who can recognize it?
The painter retorted: "We all draw like this."
Is it freehand brushwork?
Li Zhi took a look at it, and praised: "It's a bit of my charm."
Jia Ping'an wanted to roll his eyes...the people above are in a mess, what charm is there?
Wu Mei leaned over and took a look, "Not bad."
"Be realistic."
Jia Ping'an made a request, and the painter shook his head, "We all paint like this."
I would rather die than surrender.
"Come out and talk."
The two left the hall.
Jia Pingan said flatly: "One thousand dollars."
The painter said calmly: "This is the only way I can paint."
Jia Ping'an sneered, "One painting can earn you 10,000 yuan!"
The painter struggled, "Xiaguan..."
Jia Pingan said: "Many painters in the palace..."
Without you butcher Zhang, yeah, you still eat hairy pigs?
The painter resolutely said: "Your Majesty thinks you can try it, no, I will definitely be able to paint Your Majesty in a heroic and extraordinary way."
Jia Pingan put his hands on his chest, "Then what are you waiting for?"
The painter came in again.
This time his spirit can be said to be highly concentrated.
After one painting, the emperor was impatient.
Jia Pingan took a look, "Great!"
This profile picture is very similar to Li Zhi, the key is that the painter also reprocessed it, making the emperor look more heroic.
First of all, the cheeks have been shaved off, and the eyes are also enlarged...
Mobile phone beautification in later generations will not be able to achieve such effects.
This ten thousand dollars is well spent!
The empress admired the portrait after seeing it.
Longyan Joy!
Fengyan Joy!
"A reward of two thousand coins!"
It adds up to 12,000 yuan, making a lot of money.
The painter secretly thanked him.
On the second day, Jia Pingan sent money.
The painter praised: "Zhao Guogong is indeed a believer."
He counted it, raised his head and said in disbelief: "Eight thousand, isn't it the agreed 10,000?"
Wang Laoer said: "Lang Jun said, eight thousand plus two thousand is just right."
The painter was furious, "The two thousand is a reward from His Majesty."
Wang Lao Er said: "Lang Jun asked you to think about what he said."
The painter fell into deep thought, recalling what happened yesterday.
—One painting can earn you ten thousand dollars!
One painting earns 10,000 yuan!
Your Majesty gave two thousand, and I gave eight thousand. Isn't that exactly ten thousand?
…
"No amount of money can be spent indiscriminately."
"oh!"
"Spending your money makes you ugly."
The old father earnestly taught.
DouDou raised his head, "Aye."
"What?"
DouDou said: "No wonder A Niang has become ugly."
Su Ho, who was sitting on the edge of the bed reading a book, looked up, "Jia Doudou!"
"Aniang!" DouDou pointed to his nose, "Look at your nose is red, ugly."
Su Ho took a look at Jia Ping'an, and said sadly and indignantly, "You Aye did it!"
The old driver also had a new problem. No, it was a pair of players who cooperated with each other tacitly. There was a lack of tacit understanding during the exercise. As a result, Jia Pingan injured Su Ho's nose.
The bickering between mother and daughter would last for a long time, and Jia Pingan went to the front yard.
"Meet sir."
"What kind of experiment is this?"
There is a kettle on the fire. The kettle is specially made with only one small hole.
Wang Bo said: "There is a section in the book called the power of steam, which I find impossible."
The small opening has been blocked by a wooden stopper.
Jia Ping'an said earnestly: "Believe in new learning."
Wang Bo said stubbornly: "I will feel uneasy if I don't try."
"Don't point to the spout."
Jia Pingan dropped a sentence, and immediately went to find his cousin.
"Just a cork."
Wang Bo squatted in front of the kettle. The water was already boiling, and the kettle vibrated slightly.
"interesting!"
Wang Bo thinks this kind of experiment is really interesting.
Here is the corner, next to it is the kitchen.
Cao Er just made stewed large intestine, cut a piece of intestine to taste, and came out while eating, and asked, "What is this?"
"You do not understand."
Wang Bo stood on the side, and said: "Sir, I always think that I will be unlucky if I get too complacent, but I am no longer that boy... I stand on the side, even if the cork blows up, it won't hurt me."
The water in the kettle was boiling violently, and the kettle was shaking violently.
Boom!
The wooden cork sprayed out, followed by water vapor and a long water column like a dragon.
The cork hits the wall and bounces back.
Boom!
Wang Bo covered his forehead and said unsteadily: "I'm fine, I..."
Plop!
"Wang Langjun fainted!"
Cao Er trotted over, pulled Wang Bo's hand away, and saw a small swelling on his forehead, he wondered, "What did you do?"
Hongyan happened to be conveying the spirit of the second lady's instructions in the kitchen, and was frightened when she saw this, "Hurry up for artificial respiration!"
right!
Master Jia was afraid of death, so everyone in the family learned artificial respiration and the first aid method for choking on something.
Cao Er said subconsciously: "You come!"
Hongyan blushed, "Bah! Unless it's..."
Unless it is a gentleman.
Cao Eryi thought wrong, "It's not easy for men and women to kiss, then I..."
He pouted and went down.
Hongyan said: "You have to open his mouth first, no, you have to touch him to see if he is breathing."
Wang Bo opened his eyes and saw a mouth coming down...
"What are you going to do?"
…
In the duty room, Jia Ping'an saw the model.
The old craftsman rubbed his hands, a little nervous.
"Not bad, take it out and have a look."
Jia Ping'an is looking forward to it.
Casting silver coins requires exquisite craftsmanship, and Yan Liben felt that he was invincible.
"Zhao Guogong has already made a model."
Yan Liben was itchy, "Try to have a look."
A small official set off.
The casting is in a workshop in Chang'an City.
The little official went all the way and found someone guarding the door.
Still an old man.
The old man looked very old, his eyes were dull, as if a tiger would not care if it passed by.
good chance!
The little official moved slowly towards the gate against the base of the wall.
Yan Shangshu attaches great importance to this matter, if he succeeds, he will be rewarded.
The old man was still sitting outside the door, staring blankly at the ground.
The little official quietly touched behind him, feeling secretly happy.
He just walked in.
"Where to?"
An old voice came.
The little official stopped, feeling a chill down his spine.
"you…"
He turned around suddenly, and the old man was right behind him, his right hand was like an eagle's claw, just after he turned around, he happened to pinch his throat. Those old eyes suddenly lit up, and the previous numbness seemed like a hallucination.
"you!"
The hand only exerted a slight force, but the little official felt that he was bound to die, "I am from the Ministry of Industry."
The old man asked, "Why are you here?"
Little official: "..."
The old man added strength, and the little official was flustered, "It was Shang Shu who asked me to take a look at the model."
"Sun Zhong, what's the trouble?"
A steward came out from inside, and said impatiently: "Your Majesty pities you, and even made you guard here for two days, why not change to a younger one? Hey! Who is this?"
"It is said that it is a small official from the Ministry of Industry, and he came here on order."
Sun Zhong let go of his hand and sat there still.
The little official was verified, causing everyone to laugh wildly.
Immediately he was released.
When he came out, he looked like an old man.
The old man still sat there with blank eyes.
He moves closer.
Dozens of ants on the ground are fighting for a small bug. They are entangled together, seemingly weak, but they fight extraordinarily fiercely.
"you…"
The little official rubbed his throat, but didn't dare to say anything in the end.
…
The mold is very important, so Jia Pingan brought Sun Zhong over from the tea house.
Jia Pingan came later.
Sun Zhong still looked the same, stood up and cupped his hands, "I have seen you, Mr. Lang."
"how?"
Jia Pingan asked casually, and then went inside.
Sun Zhong said: "Someone in the Ministry of Industry wants to peek at the model."
Jia Pingan stopped, "Who sent it?"
"Said it was Yan Shangshu."
Old Yan is not authentic!
Isn’t that a prostitute?
I am not interested in this either.
The high-temperature solution is poured into the mold, cooled and taken out.
The craftsman threw the silver coin into the water, then took it out and fiddled with the burrs.
There must be a process.
The craftsman raised the silver coin and exclaimed: "Beautiful!"
Jia Pingan took it and looked at it.
The obverse of the round silver coin is Li Zhi's profile... The emperor's obverse cannot be released, this is the request of the prime ministers.
Jia Pingan thought maliciously: Are they worried that the people will be surprised when they see the emperor?
Huh!
Emperor is also human?
When this voice spreads all over the world, the majesty of the emperor will be greatly reduced.
Above the portrait is a row of characters arranged in an arc: Longshuo was built in three years.
He turned over the silver coin. On the left and right sides of the back were two bunches of wheat ears, and in the middle was written from top to bottom: one yuan.
"beautiful!"
Jia Pingan praised that the craftsman felt that Zhao Guogong was too talented, "This silver coin is so beautifully made, Zhao Guogong thought it was racking his brains, and he forgot to sleep and eat."
"without."
The craftsman didn't believe it.
But Jia Pingan really didn't.
When he thought of silver coins, this plan naturally appeared in his mind.
He thought of the few silver coins hidden at home when he was a child.
Dad took out one, blew it sideways, and let him listen to the echo.
"The one who responds is Datou Yuan!"
Damn it!
Jia Pingan looked at the silver coins again, he was not well.
…
"Shang Shu, Zhao Guogong said that it is ready and ready to enter the palace, please make a decision."
Yan Liben sneered, "Bring me the old man's silver coins."
He took the silver coin he customized and looked at it carefully, "Not bad!"
Longshuo Silver Coin!
This structure also adopts the layout method of copper coins, no, it is almost the same.
But are copper coins beautiful?
When a coin is valuable, even if it is made of loess, it is the most beautiful in the world in the eyes of human beings.
The two met outside the palace gate.
"Xiao Jia, show this old man."
Yan Liben showed an old father's kind smile.
Jia Pingan said with a smile: "A painting."
Yan Liben, "Get lost!"
The old man was deceived into several paintings by this kid.
Speaking of painting Yan Liben, tears filled my heart, wishing I could swallow Master Jia alive.
The waiter is here.
The two walked silently in the palace.
Yan Liben said suddenly: "That prostitute is called Yang Liu."
"What Yang?"
"The willow of the willow."
"Where is the willow? It can't be the willow of the willow tree?"
"Exactly."
Yan Liben had some longing, "It is said that the body is as soft as crisp, and it is soft when touched. It can be called a man's gift."
Jia Pingan asked: "How girly is her real name?"
"What many girls?"
Yan Liben had a straight face, "Most prostitutes refuse to use their real names because they don't want to humiliate their ancestors. There are so many girls, how can there be many surnames?"
Yes, I have!
The daughter-in-law of the chef of Jia's family.
The lady of many worms.
"That Yang Liu is reserved, saying that if there is no fate, even the prime minister will not see him."
Yan Liben looked longingly, it seemed that he was not greedy, but curious.
"Then go!"
Jia Ping'an doesn't think this is a problem.
Yan Liben sighed: "I have been there once, but the willow is gone. Xiao Jia, tell me, but is it because the old man is old and ugly?"
This is self-effacing words.
Jia Pingan looked at him seriously, and said for a long time, "Yes."
Poof!
The servant in front burst out laughing.
Yan Li wanted to fight Jia Pingan, but Jia Pingan said: "You didn't give enough money."
Yan Liben sneered, "These famous prostitutes can be moved by money?"
Mace!
Jia Ping'an asked: "Did the clients who saw her pay?"
Yan Liben nodded.
Jia Pingan asked again: "Those people gave a lot of money? More than other famous prostitutes."
Yan Liben nodded again, feeling that something was wrong.
Jia Pingan said: "This is just a trick to get."
Those in later generations who have had enough fun and want to find an honest person like to play like this. With a cold face, the taller the colder the man, the more eager he is... Originally, the bride price was 100,000, but if there is another one, the bride price can be doubled, not to mention the family status after marriage.
Yan Liben was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Yang Liu's noble conduct is so defamed by you...Nonsense!"
(end of this chapter)