Chapter 81 Master Jia’s intestines are green
Chang'an.
In the city of Chang'an in early autumn, there was still a lot of people.
Enter the city, and then go straight to the destination. If you want to talk about shopping, I’m sorry, but in Chang’an City, Dongxishi and a few squares are worth shopping, such as Pingkangfang, which has the most brothels.
When the Tubo envoy arrived in Chang'an with Zanpu's letter, Li Zhi squinted at the prime ministers, "Zanpu's temptation has come."
The messenger said loudly: "Zanpu was devastated when he heard the news, but his body is not healthy. He sent the Prime Minister to express his condolences and wish His Majesty the joy of enthroning."
For an emperor, life is great, and death is lonely. Those who can't see this clearly, such as Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, are poor when they get old.
Li Zhi nodded slightly, "Zanpu is in poor health, I am worried, and I will bring a medical officer to see him later."
Messenger: "…"
Zamp means that I can’t come, and as for my health, it’s just an excuse. But Li Zhi took it seriously, saying that he sent a medical officer to take a look.
But Datang’s medical officer, Zanpu, didn’t dare to let him do it!
Li Zhi looked worried, the messenger: "..."
The new emperor of the Tang Dynasty will not be such a stick, right?
He's sure he won't, so that's a polite response.
This is a good start.
The messenger took out several letters, "This is Zanpu's letter."
so many?
Li Zhi frowned, thinking what does that cheap brother-in-law mean?
The messenger said with a smile: "This is a letter from Zanpu to everyone."
Well…
Changsun Wuji said with a smile: "Zanpu is still thinking about the old man, I am very grateful."
He took the letter and opened it...
—I heard that my younger brother is enthroned, you old man should help you wholeheartedly, if you dare to be unfaithful, I will send troops to fight all the way from Tubo to Chang'an City, and kill you rebels!
this…
Where is this?
Changsun Wuji raised his head, seeing that Chu Suiliang and the others were stunned, his anger gradually rose.
"Does Zanpu want to be Datang's home?"
Changsun Wuji came out of work, with his head raised slightly, his belly pushed forward, and his momentum was outward.
Li Zhi was stunned, and seeing the messenger also looked puzzled, he asked, "What did Zanpu say?"
Changsun Wuji sneered and said: "Zanpu said... His Majesty has recently ascended the throne, but if all the officials are unfaithful, Zanpu will lead the troops to Chang'an..."
Li Zhi was silent.
This is the rhythm of the brother-in-law molesting the younger brother.
Everyone is looking at the emperor.
This is the first time that the new emperor has dealt with major external events. His posture will determine Datang's future external attitude.
Li Zhi glanced at the prime ministers, and said with a smile: "Zanpu's health is not good, I think...it is true!"
Wang Zhongliang stood on the side, and suddenly felt that the hall seemed to be blown up. But looking carefully, no one spoke, and even lowered their breath.
Something is wrong with Zamp!
Damn it!
The emperor actually commented on his cheap brother-in-law like this!
This is an unprecedented bull pen!
The messenger was also confused.
Zamp is fine!
But why does the emperor...
By the way, what did you just say?
Zamp said that he would raise troops to support his brother-in-law.
This... Li Zhi felt that this brother-in-law was crazy.
Something is wrong with you!
Changsun Wuji suddenly laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Immediately, the hall was full of laughter.
Everyone looked at the emperor with a different meaning in their eyes.
This emperor will not bow his head in foreign affairs!
The messenger thought of the prime minister's explanation.
—If the emperor and ministers of the Tang Dynasty are angry, there is no need to worry, just be neither humble nor overbearing.
So he cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty's words have passed."
"Get out!" Li Zhi stood up, just two words.
These two words are translated into diplomatic language: Get out!
"Your Majesty is wise!"
The prime ministers saluted sincerely for the first time.
The envoy walked away in a huff, thinking about what arrangement the Prime Minister had made to dissipate the anger of the Tang monarch and his ministers.
…
Jia Pingan and more than a dozen people rushed into Chang'an City and went straight to Baiqi.
On a crisp autumn day, taking a nap should not be too beautiful.
Tang Xu put his legs on the table and leaned back, almost snoring like thunder.
"You are…"
"Jia Wenshu and the others are back!"
Tang Xu muttered for a while, then put his feet down slowly, "Come back when you come back, why are you shouting?"
"Captain." Jia Ping'an's voice came from outside.
Tang Xu coughed dryly, then rubbed his hands on his face, stroked his beard and hair, and then said with a straight face, "Come in."
Jia Pingan came in hurriedly, and bowed his hands seriously, "I have seen the captain."
Tang Xu sat upright, "This trip has been hard..."
According to the rules, he said some comforting words, which took five minutes...
blah blah blah…
Finally mention the topic, "How was this trip?"
"Xu Shijun and others are behind, together with the Tubo mission, and some brothers rushed back all the way, just for a piece of news."
Jia Pingan wanted to say something just now, but Tang Xu kept beeping, so he had to hold back, "Lieutenant, I accidentally encountered the Tuyuhun rebels in Diezhou during this trip..."
Tang Xu sat up straight with piercing eyes.
"I will judge that this is a threat, and I want to return it."
Tang Xu stroked his beard, thinking calmly: This is what a certain person taught Xiao Jia earnestly in the past, but he didn't understand his painstaking efforts.
"Without the instruction of the captain, I can't propose a night attack this time."
Xiao Jia is not bad.
Tang Xugang was overjoyed, and continued: "Night attack?"
"Yes, a certain suggestion made a night attack, and immediately wiped out the more than 3,000 rebels, and then built a Beijing temple on the only way for the Tubo regiment..."
Tang Xuteng jumped up suddenly, "Quick, enter the palace! Enter the palace with someone!"
This is a big deal!
See you all the way into the palace, and when you see the monarch and ministers, Jia Pingan talked about the situation of the trip.
"...Our army attacked at night, defeated the rebels in one fell swoop, and then built the Beijing Temple on the only way the Tubo mission must pass."
Looking at him, Li Zhi felt for the first time that Broom Star was actually not bad.
Li Zhi +1 point here.
Changsun Wuji couldn't hide his excitement, "Your Majesty, it's no wonder that the letter is full of provocative words. Tubo wanted to make us furious first, and then Lu Dongzan came to court, reprimanding Tang for his broken words, and did not send anyone to Greeting the mission... This offsets the previous rudeness, it is easy to calculate, but it is a pity that it was exposed by Datang, and he even got a Beijing view..."
He looked at Jia Pingan with admiration in his eyes, "This matter... well done!"
Changsun Wuji +1 point here.
Brother, don’t praise me!
Jia Pingan really didn't want to hook up with Changsun Wuji.
This is a small boat destined to sink, please don't give me a ticket.
Li Zhi also rarely talked to a small official like Master Jia with a pleasant face, "You are not bad."
Jia Ping'an immediately resigned.
Out of the hall, Tang Xu suppressed his ecstasy and said, "Xiao Jia, Your Majesty has praised you."
"Just one sentence, you are good." Jia Pingan felt that Old Tang must have drunk too much, and thought it was a compliment.
Tang Xu gritted his teeth and said: "Don't say it's a compliment, so far your Majesty has never looked at him directly."
You are the hunger of a full man who doesn't know a hungry man!
Well!
So the emperor considered this a compliment?
Jia Pingan was secretly happy, but said with a sad expression: "I wanted to say that the captain taught me well, but when I saw His Majesty, I was flustered and forgot all about it in my mind."
This favor is selling well!
Tang Xu sighed: "He is a conscientious young man, and he is worthy of cultivating you. But... when a certain saw the late emperor for the first time, he trembled all over and answered irrelevant questions. You are much better than a certain."
Jia Pingan touches his conscience... How is this like the first time he reacted with a woman?
Nervousness is not good.
Master Jia successfully fooled Tang Xu, and benefited from it.
"I'll give you two days off." Tang Xu said with a smile, "Come back for a treat, Wuxianglou."
Why!
Why is the big sword in the same place?
Wouldn’t it be nice to change the taste?
But the boss invites you to the big sword, remember to be grateful and pretend to be looking forward to it.
But thinking of Yaxiang, Master Jia felt a little melancholy.
I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with me.
This is not good.
Out of the imperial city, Master Jia was shocked when he saw the familiar carriage.
"Princess."
The car curtain was lifted, revealing Gao Yang's princess face.
"boarding."
Don’t drive, you’re in poor health and can’t make up for it…
Jia Ping'an had a headache, "Princess, you are a married woman, we must be moral."
Gao Yang stared, raised the small leather whip in his hand, "I don't want to eat you, don't women have boyfriends?"
Boyfriend... the most dangerous existence in the legend, maybe it will develop into a bedmate.
Jia Ping'an got into the carriage, and was pleased to find that the inside of the carriage was very tidy. It can be seen that Gao Yang has not continued to develop his hobbies recently.
Gao Yang looked at him, his pretty face suddenly flushed, making Master Jia shiver.
Don't do this! I am afraid.
"You went to Tubo this time, the emperor suddenly treated me better, and didn't say that I would live a good life with Fang Er..."
This is still to continue to play their own ways, but the royal family wants to save face, and she is not allowed to break up with Fang Er.
Gao Yang looked quite happy, "The emperor also said, let me stop making trouble in the future and stop wandering around those places. What do you think he means?"
Lamb is using me as a think tank?
Jia Ping'an felt relieved, and the sense of guilt dissipated.
"The princess just needs to remember to deal with it calmly, and there is..." Lao Jia thought of the tipping point of Gao Yang's final incident, which was because of the title.
"Princess, no matter how much money you have, no matter how high your title is, it will eventually turn into a pile of loess. People, the most important thing is to live freely and freely."
That's all for now, you can listen to it or not.
Gao Yang was startled, and then took out a piece of jade pendant, "This is a reward from the emperor, and I said I would give it to you..."
Damn it!
You gave it away!
Jia Pingan said seriously: "Money is just something outside of the body."
Such a good jade pendant, give it away!
Master Jia is already very willing in his heart.
Not tempted by money and power, he really is a tough guy! Gao Yang sighed, his eyes were a little fascinated, "You are really different from other men."
Brother is of course different, there are no two identical people in the world, they are different everywhere.
Gao Yang looked at him, feeling more and more rare for a young man.
"You're a tough guy."
…
Master Jia, the tough guy, asks for a ticket.
(end of this chapter)