Chapter 49 Vulcan demolition, part-time pest control
Sifang Pavilion.
The Goryeo mission and the Silla mission lived in different places, but they would come out for a stroll after breakfast every day.
People on both sides will meet each other while strolling, and then... meet outside the door.
As the saying goes, when golden wind and jade dew meet, it is just like the coincidence of dry wood and raging fire.
"Korean people eat shit!"
"Silla servant girl, come and serve Yaya!"
Silla maid, this is Silla's pain.
The dignitaries of the Tang Dynasty liked Silla maidservants the most. It is said that if there is no business, there will be no harm. The business of smuggling Silla women is rampant, and it has been repeatedly banned.
Silla envoy Jin Xiangyu was pale and beardless, looking at the smiling one, he stretched out two fingers.
Goryeo envoy Wang De's eyes were long and narrow, and he smiled slightly, "Fight!"
One side sent two people, and after a scuffle, Silla was defeated.
The Koreans are complacent and feel that they have the upper hand.
"What do you think?" Tang Xu, who was watching the battle from a distance, asked Jia Pingan next to him.
"Korea seems to have won, but Xiaowei, there is a folk saying that there are only exhausted cows and no plowed land."
Several Baiqi who came to investigate laughed heartily, very obscenely.
Shaopeng didn't understand, so he asked, "What do you mean?"
Tang Xu explained: "The cow is a man, and the earth is a woman."
Shaopeng was taken aback, and cursed in a low voice: "Tang Xu, you bitch."
Nima!
Tang Xu was angry, "Jia Pingan said that."
Shaopeng glanced at Jia Pingan, "This young man has never experienced a woman at first glance, how does he know this? It must be your nonsense."
say!
Tang Xu looked at Master Jia, who had red lips and white teeth and an innocent face, and felt that he had been cheated.
"No matter how powerful Goryeo is, with Datang around, they must be the final victors." This is Jia Pingan's judgment.
Tang Xu nodded, and then said: "This matter...or let's start."
Shao Peng seconded the proposal, not forgetting to say, "This idea is really cool."
Jia Ping'an looked pure.
Tang Xu glanced at him, thinking that he had tricked him just now, and said, "Xiao Jia, go find Jin Xiangyu and talk about it, if he doesn't cooperate..."
Tang Xu grinned, and Jia Pingan cupped his hands, "Don't worry, Captain."
If he wants to make meritorious service, he also needs to have a good reputation, so that everyone will remember that his broom star has brought all the benefits, who dare to deal with him?
I am so talented.
After the two sides finished fighting, Jia Pingan quietly went with the officials of the Sifang Pavilion to find Jin Xiangyu, the envoy of Silla.
"Your envoy..."
Master Jia cupped his hands with a pure face, and the official of the Sifang Pavilion next to him introduced: "This is Jia Pingan, a clerk in the Tang Army."
Jin Xiangyu saw that this young man was fairer than himself, and couldn't help but slandered "little white face" in jealousy, but his dependence on Datang made him subconsciously forget the difference in age and position, and said seriously, "I've seen Jia Wenshu."
Very good!
Jia Pingan nodded to the officials of the Sifang Pavilion.
What is this for?
Jin Xiangyu was excited, wondering if it was Datang's father who was going to make a move?
After the officials of the Sifang Pavilion left, Jia Pingan greeted the envoy cordially for a while, and then casually said: "Goryeo is domineering and disobedient, and the Tang Dynasty hates it. However, the north is bitterly cold and the transportation of food and grass is inconvenient, so it is impossible to destroy the country in one battle." .”
This is the keynote.
It’s not that Da Tang’s father can’t kill Goryeo, but it’s too **** cold there, and it’s hard to transport food and grass.
Jin Xiangyu was a little disappointed in her heart, but she knew it was true, "Yes."
It seems that this product is on the road!
Jia Pingan smiled, "But Goryeo's arrogance has to be suppressed! So..."
After explaining, he asked, "Is there a problem?"
What do you think of Da Tang's father's order?
Jin Xiangyu looked excited...
dad!
Later, Jin Xiangyu excitedly sought out the people from the mission.
"Continue to call after dinner."
hit what?
The members of the mission with bruised noses and swollen faces looked at each other in blank dismay.
After dinner, the members of the mission went out for a walk as usual.
The outside of the Sifang Pavilion is the middle area between the imperial city and the imperial palace, which is very empty.
At dusk, the two gangs came out pretending to be strolling after dinner.
Outside the gate of the Sifang Pavilion, Jin Xiangyu smiled charmingly at Wang De, the Korean envoy.
Madan!
Wang De retched and said angrily, "Bitch!"
"You dare to scold me?" Jin Xiangyu pointed at him, trembling with anger, "Korean dog!"
The two began to scold each other.
Tang Xu and others who were watching from the side were a little anxious.
"Why don't you do it?"
"Calm down." Jia Pingan said: "Jin Xiangyu dare not do nothing."
Before he finished speaking, Jin Xiangyu opened his mouth...
He...tui
"He actually spit?" Tang Xu covered his forehead.
Wang De, who was spit all over his face, was furious. With a slap, he knocked down the Jinxiangyu fan to the ground, and then rushed up and stomped on it.
"beat!"
The two sides no longer follow the rules to choose two people to fight each other, but to fight in melee.
Tang Xu took a deep breath, "Go!"
A group of Baiqi who wore the clothes of the Silla mission quietly crept into the Sifang Pavilion along the base of the wall.
The sky is already dark.
Soon after the scuffle between the two sides, the Silla people couldn't stand it anymore and collapsed first.
The Koreans were chasing after them, and after rushing into the Sifang Pavilion, it was completely dark.
"Kill back!" Jin Xiangyu saw the group of people and knew that it was the reinforcements promised by Jia Pingan, so she couldn't help being ecstatic and turned back first.
Wang De scolded: "Kill them!"
In the dark, the two sides started a scuffle again.
But this time, the Silla people were very tough, not only withstood the impact of the Koreans, but also started to fight back.
The two sides were completely disrupted.
Tang Xu wanted to make a move.
"Lieutenant, slow down!" Jia Pingan shook his head, "At the moment, the Silla people still have more energy, and we have to wait until the Korean people become angry from embarrassment."
Later, the Koreans went crazy, Jia Pingan waved, and someone outside lit a lantern. The Korean people saw it, and Wang De shouted: "Go and make a torch."
The more than ten hundred riders who participated in the battle in disguise and did not work hard retreated quietly.
"Fire!"
Light night battles are not common in this era, that is, the Koreans have rich experience.
Puff puff!
Some Koreans went to get torches to light, and then the Silla people, who suddenly lost more than ten people, began to retreat.
"Break their hands and feet!" Wang De shouted happily.
Jin Xiangyu was very confused, thinking that Datang's army had taken action, how could they not beat the Koreans?
At this moment, several Koreans standing in front of the lobby of the Sifang Hall and holding torches to illuminate them exclaimed, and everyone turned around to look...
Damn it!
Sifang Pavilion...was lit.
Jin Xiangyu was dumbfounded.
Wang De was also dumbfounded.
The missions of the two countries fought back, but the Koreans actually lit the Sifang Pavilion...
Jin Xiangyu was overjoyed, but couldn't help but bewildered.
Called from the side, "Fire!"
Many people rushed in, and those Koreans holding torches looked like arsonists.
At this moment, in the lobby of Sifang Pavilion, two Baiqi who had just extinguished the fire quietly went out.
"Ignite our place, isn't it a loss?"
"The houses in the Sifang Pavilion have been eaten by moths, and they have already applied for reconstruction... What a shame!"
For a wooden house that has been eaten by moths, either demolish the house and sprinkle lime, or light a fire and burn the insects to death.
In the distance, Shao Peng sighed: "This idea...is really cool."
The Koreans set fire to the Sifang Pavilion, and the neighbor next door to the Sifang Pavilion was Youqianniuwei, and they moved after hearing the news.
"Bring water!"
The general headed by was shouting profusely with sweat.
Those soldiers were rushing with water, and some people were pulling water trucks...
The fire was intense.
Really fierce!
"The back is also lit!"
wipe!
The general raised his head and saw the flames spreading to the back, he couldn't help but anxiously said: "Quick!"
The neighbors of Sifangguan include Zhongshu Sheng besides Youqianniuwei.
If Zhongshu Sheng is ignited, this matter...
The general led his people to run to the left, and when he ran to the edge of the wall, he found that the fire was actually small.
What's the meaning?
What the **** is playing with me!
He was angry, turned around, and saw a boy.
"Jia Pingan, the hundred-riding document."
Baiqi is a group of field mice... The general muttered in his heart, and asked: "Yeah, I know it's not a good thing, let's talk about it."
"Don't worry, in addition, control the outside, and no outsiders are allowed to enter. Before the Sifang Pavilion is rebuilt, no outsiders are allowed to enter."
The general was shocked and stared at Jia Pingan, "Yeah, he said that the fire was burning wrong, why did it suddenly become small."
"This is the result of the desperate efforts of the soldiers of Youqianniuwei!" Jia Pingan said solemnly: "If the news leaks..."
There is a combustible in that room, if it is not burnt clean and traces are found... then Da Tang's father can only play a hooligan.
The general scolded: "You are not afraid of setting the imperial city on fire, you really are devoid of conscience!"
"It won't burn." Jia Ping'an smiled. There is no wind today, so this is certain. And even if it was windy, they also asked the emperor for instructions, mobilized the army and water tankers to prepare, and once the fire broke out, they would all come immediately.
Sifang Pavilion is quite special here. All the envoys live in it, but the next door is a part of Zhongshu Province and Youqianniuwei. For the sake of confidentiality, the open space in the middle is very wide, and it would be wonderful if the fire could cross it.
All these are the reasons why Jia Pingan dared to come up with this idea.
The general looked at the open space and knew that his worries were unfounded.
But Baiqi actually did such a thing, it is really insane.
…
"Your Majesty!"
No need to shout, Li Zhi stood at the highest point, watching the fire on the other side of the Sifang Pavilion gradually shrinking.
Wang Zhongliang rushed forward rolling and crawling, sweating profusely, as if to say: "This servant is loyal and has no other intentions."
But his expression was not as sincere as Old Xu, nor as unrestrained as Old Xu.
"How?" Li Zhi looked as usual.
"You Qianniuwei made a move, and the fire died down. It is said that there are only some ruins burning, and it can be extinguished without any attention."
"Korea... bitch!" Li Zhi's eyes flashed with sarcasm, and he nodded, "Sleep."
—Bitch, at this moment, it is not a special term for scolding women, but a word for both men and women.
…
Chang'an City has no sleep tonight.
Many people outside were discussing the fire in the palace, worried.
The next day, the courtiers all came earlier than usual.
But the emperor disappeared.
After waiting for a long time, Wang Zhongliang came, and said with a straight face: "Last night, the imperial city was on fire, and His Majesty was very angry, and he was not feeling well. The princes come with us, and the rest is up to you."
All the way to Liangyi Hall, Li Zhi has already arrived.
"Your Majesty, the imperial city is on fire. This matter cannot be tolerated. The old minister thinks it should be severely punished!" Changsun Wuji's beard trembled with anger.
Li Zhi said calmly: "This fire was lit on purpose."
Eldest Sun Wuji looked up at his nephew... drank too much? Early in the morning no one drinks the bar! Otherwise, the woman slept hard last night.
"Pheasant slave, your body is important!"
Women are good, but they must be temperate.
Li Zhi ignored this, and said indifferently: "Hundred riders suggest words, light the Sifang Pavilion."
In an instant, a thread was caught in Changsun Wuji's mind, and his body twitched.
"The old minister asked Baiqi to investigate the intentions of the Koreans and Silla people, and suppress the arrogance of the Koreans by the way. They even set fire to it... No, no one is that stupid."
Li Zhi nodded, and Wang Zhongliang beside him said, "It was the Koreans who lit the fire."
"If the Koreans have the guts, the veteran will immediately resign and go home." Changsun Wuji said firmly.
"The same is true for the minister."
"Second minister!"
Li Zhi felt that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he really wanted to drive all these courtiers home.
But I am a good boy!
He smiled shyly, "It's true."
Changsun Wuji subconsciously said: "Then this is Baiqi's plan, this idea... The old minister remembered that there were bugs in the Sifang Pavilion, and he said he wanted to rebuild it. This is demolition and pest control. Blame the Koreans and make them lose money. By the way, I can also see the posture of the Korean people... Hey! This idea... good..."
A word Sao hovered in the hearts of the monarchs and ministers.
…
Silla is in danger under the pressure of Goryeo and Baekje, and the only way out is to ask Datang to help. At this moment, because of the late emperor's death, the Tang Dynasty stopped the attack on the north, and the Koreans got a respite, and wanted to ease the situation and recuperate.
(end of this chapter)