Chapter 36 Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills
The bamboo wares were sold out, everyone was happy, except Liu Jia, his eyes turned red when he looked at the empty shop.
"Someone is going out for a trip."
He went to buy a few mustaches, thought about it, and brought some more copper coins, before leaving Dongshi.
East City is not far from the imperial city, when Liu Jia hurriedly arrived, he saw several monks negotiating with the sergeant there.
"...The broom star is not good for His Majesty. The poor monk went back to study the scriptures and found another way, which is guaranteed to save him."
The sergeant just shook his head, "You can find other places for this matter, we have nothing to do with it."
"Who are you looking for? This kind of scourge, Master Xuanzang fell ill after returning home, it can be seen that he was restrained by this evildoer. If you don't do it again, I'm afraid he will show up in the daytime..."
An image could not help appearing in Liu Jia's mind: In the clear sky, Jia Ping'an suddenly let out a long cry, and then his body swelled, tearing his clothes, and several tentacles grew out of his torso. That face also gradually elongated...
Well!
Broom God, it wasn't intentional.
When Liu Jia heard these words, his heart was half cold.
"Jia Langjun is not a broom star!"
A few monks turned their heads, looked strange, and shook their heads slightly, probably thinking that they encountered a lunatic.
"So-and-so is getting close to Jia Lang-jun, but is so-and-so unlucky?" Liu Jia patted his chest hard, and after just a few times, he felt itchy in his chest and wanted to cough.
"So... so and so's luck is very good! It's unlucky to go all the way, and the business is going smoothly... cough cough cough!"
The monks all laughed.
"Officer Shao!" Several sergeants stood up suddenly, and then a servant appeared inside.
The waiter came out and said in a soft voice: "The court has already made a decision on the matter of the broom star, Fangwai...don't make trouble."
Well!
These words are like adults coaxing children: stop making trouble.
Several monks were blushing, and one of them asked: "Dare to ask the middle official, what is your decision?"
Shao Zhongguan raised his voice, and his voice suddenly became sharper, "What decision is made, it has nothing to do with Fang Wai. If you wait for your six senses to be unclean, you can go and see Xuanzang, learn from him and live in harmony with the world."
He turned and went back.
Several monks were silent.
At this time, Jia Ping'an has been proposed as the residence of Baiqi.
Tang Xu sat at the head, surrounded by two hundred cavalry.
Jia Pingan sat down, and Tang Xu said in a deep voice: "You came to Chang'an City this time and caused His Majesty to fall ill. It stands to reason...you should be killed!"
This threat is worse than a woman's threat. What else can a woman say... If you don't take a shower, I won't let you go to bed tonight.
Tang Xu could only use this illusory reason to threaten.
As soon as the word logically came out, Jia Ping'an was determined and knew that his way out was coming.
He showed a look of panic, trembling slightly with fear.
Tang Xu was very satisfied with the effect of his threat, "But Your Majesty is merciful! So I pardon your great crime."
Jia Pingan showed ecstasy, and cupped his hands in the direction of the palace, "Thank you Your Majesty, long live your majesty, long live your majesty..."
Ahem!
At this time, there were not so many courtesy, Tang Xu felt that such a broom star was very inferior.
But he unknowingly let down his vigilance and vigilance, and looked at Master Jia more and more pleasing to the eye.
"What you said last time made Baiqi meritorious."
He can't say that he made fewer mistakes, he can only vaguely explain it by meritorious service.
but…
Who is Master Jia?
After Tang Xu said this, he concluded that he had done meritorious service in this matter.
Princess Gaoyang and Monk Bianji had a vigorous extramarital affair, which was interrupted by Emperor Taizong. From the moment Bian Ji was executed, this woman became half a lunatic.
Such a lunatic said that he wanted to rebel, and Li Zhi probably didn't care about it. He was just watching.
The emperor is watching a play, and Baiqi is going to interfere. Isn’t this just death?
Thinking of this, Jia Pingan smiled, very grateful.
Tang Xu was satisfied again, "I heard that no one dares to approach you in Huazhou?"
This is a bit of nonsense!
After the sale of bamboo wares, if Jia Ping'an returns to Huazhou, he will surely become a lucky star, everyone welcomes him.
But since Tang Xu said so...
What is he trying to do?
Jia Ping'an smiled and cupped his hands, "Yes! I have been suffering for many years, and I can get peace in these few days of Baiqi."
This young man is… very witty.
Tang Xu finally smiled, "You have no relatives in Chang'an, so do you have a place to live?"
What does this guy want to do?
Jia Ping'an was puzzled, but as a veteran driver, he chose to say along, "Yes! Chang'an Residence is not easy, and traveling against the road is too expensive."
"So, Baiqi will provide you with a place to live..."
Jia Ping'an was shocked, and looked up at Tang Xu.
Tang Xu's face was tense, a half-smile.
Baiqi provides a residence, isn't that...joining the army?
The rules of the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, join the army at 20, and leave at 60.
He is only fourteen years old and out of line.
So what does this mean?
Jia Ping'an first said sincerely: "Thank you for the kindness of the captain, but a certain person does not have a Chang'an household registration, so he cannot live here for a long time."
Chang'an household registration is not a commodity, it doesn't matter if you can't get it.
Jia Pingan threw out his household registration to test it out. If Tang Xu refused, then things would be easy. Afterwards, he found out about the bamboo shop and returned to Huazhou, so he stayed away from Chang'an City for at least two or three years.
Changan, please forget me.
Tang Xu laughed suddenly, his whole face trembled, "This is a trivial matter. So, you stay in Chang'an..."
I…
At first he thought it was good to live in Chang'an, and even asked Lao Xu to find out the household registration for him, but after experiencing this incident of being detained, he regretted it, and just wanted to go back and discuss with Yang Deli about escaping far away and going to the south. Find a place to live.
He looked excited, "May I ask the captain, can someone really live in Chang'an? But what does someone do for a living?"
It’s always not good to sit and eat, isn’t it possible that you Baiqi can still give brother a salary?
"Hehe!" Tang Xu's body relaxed slightly, "Baiqi is short of a document, you just do it."
Jia Pingan understood everything in an instant.
After he was brought in, in order to save himself, he reminded Tang Xu to avoid stepping on the thunder once. Li Zhi probably knew about this.
Li Zhi saw that the young man was still smart, and thought that it would be wrong to let this broom star roam freely in Huazhou. What if he was taken advantage of by someone someday?
Finally, he made up his mind and simply brought Jia Pingan under his nose, so that he could respond to any changes.
Tsk tsk!
Xiao Li's means.
Jia Pingan thought of something...
When he arrived in Chang'an City, Li Zhi fell ill. Is this true or false?
Mostly false.
This thing is a trap.
Master Jia was cheated for the first time in this world.
Who said Xiao Li is weak and incompetent?
Jia Pingan stood up, cupped his hands, "I have seen the captain."
The joyful look on his face put Tang Xu in a good mood.
"In that case, you should go and explain to the bambooware first, and I will find you a place to live here later."
Tang Xu stood up, patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, "You are fine."
Jia Ping'an is like a new rookie meeting the chairman of the company, smiling very humbly.
—Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills!
…
When Jia Pingan saw the sky outside the imperial city, Jia Pingan felt a little like a world away.
"The broom god..."
That headache-inducing voice came.
"This is the imperial city!" Jia Pingan felt that sooner or later he would be implicated by this fanatic.
"Broom God..." Liu Jia burst into tears, choked up and said, "A monk said earlier that he wanted to save you, so I thought you wanted... Unexpectedly, a Shaozhong official came and said that the court will deal with it. I am afraid that you will be imprisoned, so I will go Bought Hu Bi."
He is carrying a big burden, which looks very heavy.
"There are still some copper coins here, which are going to be given to those guards."
Jia Pingan wiped away the tears behind bars that did not exist, and felt that Lao Liu was not bad.
Jia Pingan said with relief: "This matter has been settled, by the way, how about the bamboo ware?"
"It's ready?" Liu Jia was overjoyed, "I'm going to shout as you said, it's sold out!"
Jia Pingan was taken aback for a moment.
"God of the broom, let's go back to Huazhou." Liu Jia even lost his mind about opening a restaurant in Chang'an, and felt that it would be better to stay in a small place in Huazhou.
"I can't go back." Jia Ping'an was very melancholy.
"Why?"
"From today on, X is Baiqi's document."
Well…
In an instant, Liu Jia's eyes lit up, "Baiqi's clerk? My God! Baiqi is His Majesty's confidant, and Baiqi's clerk...that is not something ordinary people can do."
There was a look of admiration in his eyes, and he felt that his broom **** was truly omnipotent.
"Peace! Hahahaha!"
The treacherous minister Xu's laughter echoed in front of the imperial city.
"You've come out. You didn't see the old man fighting Ma Yuan before, and that low dog slave impeached the old man, saying that the old man asked you to come to Chang'an City with ulterior motives, but His Majesty said that his illness was due to overthinking. Hahahaha !"
Afterwards, Xu Jingzong talked about what happened in the previous court, and Jia Pingan realized that the big sale of bamboo wares was also one of the reasons why he was able to get away with it.
"You are the lucky star of the people of Huazhou!" Xu Jingzong said proudly: "Turn back and follow me back, and the people of Huazhou will cheer for you."
Old Xu was as proud as a child. Seeing Jia Pingan's expression was gloomy, he asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"
"Hundred Riders recruited someone as a document."
Xu Jingzong: "..."
Is Lao Xu worried about me?
Jia Ping'an was a little moved.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
The famous laughter of the treacherous minister Xu sounded again.
He had laughed enough, lowered his voice, but couldn't suppress his complacent emotions, "Peace! Baiqi is His Majesty's confidant, you joined Baiqi... If there is anything wrong with this old man in the future, you just... ah!", He pressed his hand and raised his eyebrows proudly. It implies that Master Jia will open the back door for himself at that time, for personal gain.
This old thief!
Jia Ping'an blushed angrily, thinking how could this old thief still behave like a treacherous minister after being trained for so long?
Xu Jingzong also felt that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he straightened his face, coughed dryly, and said shamelessly: "The old man is upright and loyal, so there is no need for you to suppress things."
"Shameless!" Jia Ping'an was very pleased with Lao Xu's change.
As long as he goes in a good direction and does good deeds, it doesn't matter what his starting point is.
At this time, the distraught Ma Yuan also came out.
He left the imperial city and saw Xu Jingzong talking with a young man, they were very affectionate, so he asked, "Who is that young man?"
The sergeant said: "Shoba Xing."
Ma Yuan murmured: "He's the one who let the old man lose face?"
He was going to beat the dog in the water today and get rid of his old enemy Xu Jingzong, but he was the one who got caught up in the end. Then the emperor's frivolity ruined his chance of promotion... and all of this came from this young man.
"A certain person was defeated by Broom Star!"
Ma Yuan burst into tears...
…
Old Xu somersaulted for two and a half weeks, bowed his body, and fell to the ground and cupped his hands: "The old man is upright, with a clean sleeve, and all he thinks about in his life is nothing more than recommendation tickets."
(end of this chapter)