Chapter 23 Sword God Possession
In the bronze mirror, the face with delicate features, no, it was the handsome face, and there were several bruises on it.
"I can't bear it!" Jia Ping'an is most proud of this face after time travel, it can be called an original handsome guy, but now he looks extraordinarily funny.
"Ping An." Yang Deli also came. In the previous madness, he stood in front of Jia Pingan, and was embarrassed by those men and women.
"Someone is going to buy rice, be careful at home."
Yang Deli went out, and Jia Pingan squatted at home to read.
Later, he went out to test it out.
"Safety!"
Several girls looked at him shyly and timidly, and a woman shouted: "Daughter, hurry up and knock down the broom star, and I will bless you to find a good husband-in-law later!"
A girl hesitated for a moment, and just about to take a step, Jia Ping'an disappeared with a whoosh.
Boom!
The door closed, and Jia Pingan shouted inside: "You should give up your heart!"
He leaned against the door and scolded, "Isn't Tang Seng flesh!"
I can't even go out, I can't live through this day!
"Ahem!"
After two dry coughs outside, they all fell silent.
Jia Ping'an felt that he really came to the wrong place, at least he could live in Chang'an city! At least the people in Chang'an City will not covet themselves.
"Xiao Jia...is safe."
Nima!
Hearing this sanctimonious voice, Jia Pingan's hairs stood on end.
How can you hear the sanctimonious voice from the voice, because it is Xu Jingzong!
This product is here, probably with a means.
Jia Pingan decided to ignore this guy.
"May I want the old man to save you?" Old Xu's voice sounded full of temptation, like a strange sorghum who came to coax a child to see a goldfish.
Jia Ping'an immediately thought of Xu Jingzong's method, and he leaned against the door panel speechlessly.
"Three counts." Old Xu started counting triumphantly, "One...two..."
"Okay!" Jia Pingan agreed with difficulty, "What do you want XX to do?"
"Don't worry, don't worry." Xu Jingzong was in a good mood, "I'll talk about it later."
"If something is wrong, I would rather die than submit!" Jia Pingan opened the door, and Lao Xu stood outside, smiling and said: "From tomorrow, you will go to the state office in the city every three days to drink tea with the old man."
This shameless person!
Whoever drinks tea is definitely going to be a think tank.
Jia Pingan weighed the pros and cons, looked at the villagers in the distance, and said, "That's all."
This time when Li Mo came down, Jia Pingan was able to escape thanks to Lao Xu standing in front of him, so this shield was really conscientious. Jia Pingan reciprocated, of course he had to help.
What’s the matter with people, others help you and give you benefits, but you can’t accept it calmly, otherwise it will not last long. The so-called reciprocity is the principle, and the long-term way is to have reciprocity.
"Hahahaha!" Xu Jingzong stroked his beard and laughed, his triumphant appearance made his teeth itch with hatred. He waved his hand, "Tomorrow! Tomorrow, I will be waiting for you at the state office. There is good tea!"
Old Xu usually has a straight face, with a dignified face. But at this time, it reminds people of treacherous ministers, the kind who don't need makeup on TV, just perform in their true colors.
After Yang Deli came back and learned about the situation, he muttered, "Ping An, then Mr. Xu...why do you feel like a traitor?"
"Be bold!" Jia Ping'an said angrily, "Remove the five words "how do you feel like?"
Yang Deli raised his head, "That's... Then Xu Shijun is a traitor?"
Ahem!
Jia Pingan felt that he and his cousin had no common language, but Yang Deli was terrified, "Is he a traitor?"
"Fake." Jia Pingan said very calmly: "The so-called treacherous officials must do bad things, endanger the Tang Dynasty, or harm people, but Xu Jingzong was criticized by those people for only one thing: the emperor's loyal dog!"
Yang Deli was a little puzzled, "Isn't it right to be loyal to His Majesty?"
He took it for granted that this matter was sincere, but Jia Pingan shook his head, "Those people from aristocratic families think it's wrong."
The aristocratic family and the royal family are hidden rivals, and Lao Xu, the loyal dog, is naturally a thorn in their side.
The next morning, Jia Ping'an woke up when it was dawn.
A long knife danced vigorously in his hand, and it didn't take long for him to feel that he was possessed by the sword god.
Yang Deli was cooking in the kitchen, and Jia Pingan called out, "Cousin, what do you think of a certain knife?"
Yang Deli glanced outside, his eyelids twitched, "Excellent knife skills! It can be called the first-class knife skills that will never leave a chicken or a dog."
"Knife killing chicken." Yang Deli muttered in a low voice, then drew a piece of firewood, got up and lifted the lid of the pot.
The vegetable porridge in the pot was almost done. Yang Deli brought a small oil can and poured sesame oil with his finger on the edge. After pouring a little, he wanted to put it away, but when he thought of his cousin practicing, he poured some more, and then licked off the remaining oil on his fingers.
The last thing is eggs. According to Jia Ping'an's arrangement, the two brothers should eat two eggs every morning, either boiled or fried.
Vegetable porridge, of course, has to be broken up.
Yang Deli cracked an egg into it and stirred it up. He smelled the fragrance with a face full of intoxication. Then he cracked the second egg, but only the white was put in, and the yolk was left in the shell and placed on the side.
"It's another meal at noon!" Yang Deli shook his head and sighed.
The current mainstream in Datang is still two meals a day, but Jia Pingan can't stand it anymore, saying that three meals a day is enough to grow his body.
The so-called two meals are divided into two meals in the morning and afternoon. The morning meal is also called the morning meal. The so-called destroying the food means that if the opponent is destroyed, we will have breakfast again!
After breakfast, Jia Ping'an was ready to enter the city.
Yang Deli accompanied him out with a long knife in his hand. Seeing more than ten men and women outside, he said, "Anyone who dares to pounce on him will be killed."
When those people saw him carrying a knife, they felt a little resentful, and someone said: "Yang Deli, just throw yourself down, it won't hurt him, what can't you do?"
"Get out!" Yang Deli glared angrily, drew his knife and pointed at the man.
After leaving Yangjiawu, Yang Deli looked outside and said, "I'm worried that someone will tie you up, and then many people will come and throw you down. Why don't I go with you?"
Hearing that many people came to throw him down, Jia Pingan couldn't help feeling cold, "Cousin, don't worry, Xu Jingzong has methods."
He walked away slowly, treating it like a stroll along the way.
Five miles is not a problem for this body, but when he saw a few big men blocking the front, Jia Pingan couldn't help taking a few steps back and looking around.
"Jia Ping'an, just stand there obediently, waiting for someone to come and throw you down, otherwise...hehe!"
Several big men walked over with grimaces, and Jia Pingan scolded: "Old Xu, Xu Jingzong, where are your people?"
Xu Jingzong's people didn't see it, but the big men were getting closer.
Jia Pingan secretly scolded Xu Jingzong for being unreliable. Just as he was about to run, he heard the sound of horseshoes behind him.
The sound of horseshoes was rapid, and then a team of Yueqi appeared.
—Yueqi, the cavalry of Zhechong Prefecture.
"It's Yueqi!" Several big men hurriedly pretended to be innocent.
This team of cavalry rushed over and stopped on the side.
The war horse snorted, obviously not enjoying running.
The cavalry on horseback was wearing armor, and the long knife in his hand was turned upside down, so that the back of the knife turned out to be in front.
The leading sergeant shouted: "Kneel down!"
Several big men were confused, "Why?"
The back of the knife was cut like this, and the big man who asked the question was hit on the back by the back of the knife, and he quickly knelt down with his teeth bared.
"take away."
The cavalry dismounted and tied them into a string with a rope, and then someone said, "You are Jia Ping'an, follow me."
Yes, Jia Pingan knew that this must be Lao Xu's handwriting, and was very disdainful.
All the way into the city, the people were curious when they saw it, and someone asked why. The sergeant said: "These people want to attack Jia Ping'an, and the envoy ordered them to take them all. Those who have business will close their doors, and those who cultivate land will be taxed."
This is Lao Xu's trick.
You just go and pounce, whether you can pounce or not, but if you are caught, your career will be abolished. You can see whether it is Jia Ping'an who can make you rich, or the old man who can make you unlucky.
Jia Pingan tried it out, then got closer, and the people retreated one after another.
It's done!
He smiled at those people, "When I got up today, I thought someone would be lucky, try?"
Nima!
This is a real tease!
Those people wanted to strangle him to death, but looking at those cavalrymen, they could only hold back.
When I saw Xu Jingzong, he was sitting in the lobby, very majestic. After seeing Jia Ping'an, he coughed dryly, "I'll drink tea after the old man finishes dealing with things."
Then he smiled at the officials below and said, "I like to drink tea in Chang'an, but it's only beautiful if someone drinks tea together..."
An official felt that this was a good opportunity for speculation, so he said excitedly: "My lord, my subordinates also like to drink tea!"
Accompanies Lao Xu to drink tea, once and twice, if not possible, he will get an official position.
Xu Jingzong squinted at him, "Your smile is fake, and you don't have any aura. If I drink tea with you, I'm afraid I'll vomit."
Old Xu's mean nature broke out, and the official blushed and got up to leave.
…
Ask for a recommendation ticket.
(end of this chapter)