Chapter 174 Duan Zishou (ask for tickets at the end of the month)
Wu Ruiying said: "That can't be guaranteed, Chen Ke doesn't look like a person with a strong revolutionary will."
Huang Liancheng is also a prodigal at heart, and when he gets excited, he shows his original shape: "When doing work, you have to grasp it with both hands. When it should be as hard as iron, you should be as hard as iron. When it should be as soft as mud, you should be as soft as mud."
At this time, the whole haggis was served, and Pan Hongwei used the serving chopsticks to hold a sheep whip for Huang Liancheng: "Director Huang, you must be as strong as iron after eating this dish."
Yu Xiangdong smiled and said, "Director Huang is so young and doesn't need it at all."
Huang Liancheng said: "Why don't you need it? The younger you are, the more you consume, right Xiao Xu."
Xu Chunliang smiled: "Director Huang still has experience, and the backward in this area should learn more from the advanced." The more he drinks in the system, the more he likes to talk about this kind of topic, which is probably related to the habit of pretending to be serious and suppressed in the work unit. When it came to this kind of private gathering, they showed their true colors one by one.
Everyone laughed again, and Xu Chunliang answered cleverly.
Tang Mingmei said: "Xiao Xu and Xiao Cheng are not married, so don't teach the children badly."
Huang Liancheng said meaningfully: "Director Tang is distressed."
Everyone laughed a bit perfunctorily this time, after all, they had heard about the scandal between Tang Mingmei and Xu Chunliang, so everyone was avoiding this aspect, but Huang Liancheng blurted out that there was something wrong with the pot, and there was some confusion among colleagues. Jokes can be made, but some jokes cannot be made. If they cross the line, they may turn their faces on the spot.
Tang Mingmei smiled and said: "Xiao Xu is my younger brother, of course I feel sorry for him, I warn you, you are not allowed to bully him, and whoever bullies him, I will drink him down."
Xu Chunliang said half-truth and half-truth: "Sister Tang, Director Huang bullied me."
In fact, Tang Mingmei has long been displeased with Huang Liancheng, raised her glass and said, "Director Huang, I'll make a deal with you."
Huang Liancheng is also a good drinker: "Just fix it, Director Tang wants to fix as many as I want."
Everyone on the side booed one after another. Tang Mingmei and Huang Liancheng drank a glass full and received a round of applause.
Tang Mingmei had another good thing come in pairs. After drinking two glasses of wine, Coptis chinensis became wilted. Everyone in a hospital basically knows how much they can drink. Huang Liancheng is the type who takes the initiative to seek abuse. This is only Tang Mingmei's move, Xu Chunliang didn't make a move.
Already drank too much as soon as they saw the first hot dish. Everyone knew that Huang Liancheng had offended Tang Mingmei with his unscrupulous words.
The person was invited by Pan Hongwei, of course he didn't want Huang Liancheng to look bad on the spot, so he helped smooth things over and said, "I don't know about the other director Huang, but his tongue is already as hard as iron."
Huang Liancheng said: "I...it's fine... come... make another cup..."
Tang Mingmei considered that she belonged to a hospital after all, so she didn't continue to chase after him. If she really wanted to order another cup, this guy would have to go under the table.
At this time, the waiter brought up an egg yolk corn, which was specially ordered for the lady.
Security Section Chief Yu Xiangdong saw some awkward moments, and began to chat with jokes: "I heard a story about corn at dinner a few days ago, and I will tell everyone to help everyone enjoy the drink."
Wu Ruiying said: "Could it be another dirty joke?"
Chen Guangming said: "You just need to rest assured, Chief Yu is never a vegetarian."
Tang Mingmei said: "Your boy is the worst."
Cheng Xiaohong followed up to make up the knife: "He is not bad, he is Mensao."
Everyone laughed.
Peng! Hearing the sound of his head hitting the table, Huang Liancheng couldn't hold it anymore, and fell asleep on the spot on the table.
Pan Hongwei said: "Director Huang is really particular. He doesn't even eat hot dishes, which saves me money."
Everyone laughed, mostly gloating.
Yu Xiangdong told his story: "Two corn kernels got married. The next morning, the male corn kernel woke up and found popcorn lying beside him. He asked strangely: Hey, who are you? My wife What?" He paused deliberately at this point.
Wu Ruiying, director of the physical examination center, thought she had guessed the reason: "Popcorn is also made of corn. Is he stupid? If you change your hair, you won't recognize him."
Yu Xiangdong smiled and said: "Popcorn shyly said: One shot broke the family, and you don't know him anymore."
Wu Ruiying laughed and sprayed, turned her face and sprayed a mouthful of water on the ground.
Others were laughing too.
Pan Hongwei said: "Yu Ke, I really sympathize with my sister-in-law."
The words can't be carefully scrutinized, it's hard to laugh.
Xu Chunliang didn't laugh so exaggeratedly. He found that at the dinner party of the government unit, there was no feast without meat, and he went to the countryside to do as the Romans did.
Yu Xiangdong pointed to Wu Ruiying and said, "Your lipstick is all gone."
Wu Ruiying took out a wet wipe from her handbag and wiped her mouth.
Tang Mingmei burst into tears, Cheng Xiaohong's face was flushed with laughter, Yu Xiangdong is really an old slut.
Only Huang Liancheng didn't smile, he must have heard the movement, and said, "I didn't drink too much..."
Tang Mingmei said: "Director Huang, if you don't drink too much, go on drinking."
Huang Liancheng waved his hand: "I...can't do it..." He got up and ran outside.
Yu Xiangdong sighed and said, "Director Huang can't last long enough." Another burst of laughter arose.
Pan Hongwei said: "Director Huang is drinking too much, I'll go and have a look." He has a good team, and it's always bad if someone has an accident.
Chen Guangming asked him to sit, and said that he would go and have a look. He was closer to the door and it was easier to get in and out.
Tang Mingmei took the initiative to drink a glass of wine with Xu Chunliang: "Director Xu, congratulations, you have been reused by Zhao Yuan."
Yu Xiangdong said: "Now we have to call Dean Xu."
Xu Chunliang smiled and said: "Chief Yu, don't make fun of me. No one here is more senior than me."
Yu Xiangdong said: "Now you are the powerful official of the frontier."
Everyone else followed suit, and Xu Chunliang corrected him. Jin Yonghao, the chief official in the frontier, was the vice president of the branch and was honorary. The task assigned to him by President Zhao was to handle the transfer of property rights. After this matter was completed, he The historical mission has been completed.
At this time, there was shouting and cursing outside, Xu Chunliang felt that something was wrong, got up and went out to have a look, but Huang Liancheng vomited out on the way to the bathroom, and the vomit splashed on the trouser leg of a passing customer , the other party got angry, and grabbed Huang Liancheng to beat him.
Chen Guangming hurriedly stopped him, repeatedly apologizing to the other party, Huang Liancheng woke up after spitting out the wine, seeing the other party's vicious look, his face turned pale with fright.
Xu Chunliang went over and saw that the guest he knew was Ding Si who was punished by him in Minnan Seafood City in the past.
Seeing Xu Chunliang, Ding Si was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Huang Liancheng was with him. Although Ding Si was used to being domineering, he had stumbled at Xu Chunliang's hands before, and he was still afraid of Xu Chunliang until now, and he immediately became angry. It disappeared, and hurriedly greeted: "Director Xu!"
Xu Chunliang smiled and said: "Boss Ding, why are you so angry?" In fact, he saw it clearly when he came here. If Huang Liancheng is really hated by others, such people will inevitably be beaten in society.
Chen Guangming told the situation again, at this time Ding Si's friends at the same table also heard the news, all of them are social people who can stab dragons and draw tigers.
Huang Liancheng was so frightened that his head drooped like a pupil who made a mistake. At the beginning, the expression on the wine table disappeared at all. Xu Chunliang secretly laughed at this guy as a coward, and said to Ding Si: "Mr. Ding, I'm sorry, our Huang The director drank too much, why don't you take off your clothes and we'll find you a place to dry clean them."
How dare Ding Si let him wash his clothes, and said with a smile: "Director Xu, I didn't know it was your friend, they are all my own, it's okay, it's okay." He waved his hand and signaled those at the same table to leave Xu Chunliang asked Huang Liancheng to apologize to Ding Si, right and wrong were clear, and Xu Chunliang didn't have to turn to him.
This matter was indeed caused by Huang Liancheng's rudeness first, no matter what he did, he couldn't spit it out on others, so today he can only admit that he was unlucky.
Because of this episode, everyone's drinking mood was also affected, so Tang Mingmei suggested to end it early.
When Pan Hongwei went to pay the bill, he heard that Mr. Xu’s friend Mr. Ding had already paid the bill. Pan Hongwei said to Xu Chunliang: "Look, I agreed to treat you, why did you ask your friend to settle the bill?"
Xu Chunliang and Ding Si are not friends. When he was going out, he saw Ding Si seeing someone off at the door. Xu Chunliang went over to say hello to him. Although the process of getting acquainted was not pleasant, he respected him so much. In front of so many colleagues It also gave him enough face.
Ding Si asked for advice and invited Xu Chunliang to a place away from the crowd.
Ding Si whispered: "Director Xu, my time is a bit short recently."
Xu Chunliang knowingly asked: "Why is it a little short?"
Ding Si was a little embarrassed: "In that regard, I used to be able to do it for more than half an hour, but now I stop cooking after a few tinkerings."
Xu Chunliang said: "What do you mean? Blame me?"
Ding Si quickly shook his head and said: "I'm not blaming you, how dare I blame you, last time you prescribed that medicine for me, it was very effective, but I was having stomach problems, I took a few more medicines according to that prescription, and the situation improved after drinking it , but the stamina is too great."
Xu Chunliang suppressed a smile, this is also a reckless bastard, I deliberately teased you at the beginning, you still dare to drink, many times men do not hesitate to test themselves for this aspect.
Xu Chunliang said: "Aren't you using drugs indiscriminately? The situation at that time was different from yours now, and you can't use the same drug."
Ding Sidao: "Director Xu, I know that you have a secret recipe in Huichun Hall, see if you can help me."
Xu Chunliang said: "Isn't there Western medicine?"
Ding Si sighed and said: "I went to the andrology clinic, they prescribed Jin Ge and Ai Tingjiu for me, but the effect was not obvious, and it's not that I can't get hard, I'm...you know."
Xu Chunliang said: "Well, I'll go back and ask my grandfather to see what he can do."
Ding Sidao: "Thank you very much, Director Xu, can I add your WeChat? I will send you the specific symptoms later."
Xu Chunliang added his WeChat.
After Xu Chunliang got in the car, Cheng Xiaohong couldn't restrain his curiosity, and asked him why he and Ding Si had been chatting for so long?
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