Chapter 153 Magic operator
Xu Chunliang was keenly aware that he was investigating himself, and said with a smile, "It's not worth mentioning!"
Neither said yes nor said no, leaving Zhang Yiben with ample room for speculation, but he didn't lie either. In Xu Chunliang's eyes, the deputy department level was not worth mentioning.
Zhang Yiben said: "I have been working for so many years, and I haven't gotten into a sub-department until now."
His sub-subject level can be solved this year, thanks to the help of the nobles. If you are mixed in the system, no background means no future, and it means that you have to put in much more effort than others for every small step forward.
Xu Chunliang said: "Aren't you already the section chief?"
Zhang Yiben said: "My section chief is similar to your dean."
The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time, both of them were in name only.
Zhang Yiben said: "I heard that you are from a family of traditional Chinese medicine?"
Xu Chunliang nodded, at least he is well-known in Dongzhou Huichun Hall.
Zhang Yiben said: "It's not a good thing to say. I think Chinese medicine is useless. It's all mysterious and mysterious things. By the way, have you heard of Dr. Liu from Shiliang Village? He is also well-known in the local area. A while ago, I took my mother to him to see a doctor, guess what he was doing? He was checking the pulse, and he actually helped my mother read the palmistry, do you think he is fortune-telling or seeing a doctor?"
Xu Chunliang regretted coming to his office. This guy is too good at chattering, and his speech is not pleasant, Xu Chunliang perfunctory said: "What happened next?"
Zhang Yiben said: "A few medicines have been prescribed, but I didn't dare to let my mother take them. The pulse diagnosis is still reasonable. What kind of disease can I see from palmistry? Anyway, I am very fond of Chinese medicine..." He shook his head to express his respect for Chinese medicine. Disdain.
Xu Chunliang said: "Doctor Liu's level is not bad, and it makes sense to see a doctor with palmistry. "Neijing Taisu" is about the method of palmistry."
Zhang Yiben teased: ""Nei Jing Tai Su"? That is to add some meat."
Xu Chunliang said: "Tai Su refers to the state before the material is formed, that is, the state of Qi and invisible, and people are also formed by the condensation of Qi. A truly clever doctor can observe the changes of Tai Su in patients through external manifestations."
Zhang Yiben laughed out loud, obviously he didn’t agree with Xu Chunliang’s words at all, it’s not so easy to fool himself, he graduated from a genuine 985 university.
What Xu Chunliang despises most is people like Zhang Yiben, who is used to judging the world with his own cognition. As long as it is beyond his cognition, he thinks it is unreasonable. In fact, he is a frog at the bottom of a well. Disdain is rude.
When Xu Chunliang was about to find an excuse to leave, Zhang Yiben stretched out his left hand: "Then help me check my palm, is there anything wrong with my body?"
Xu Chunliang knew that he was not asking for advice sincerely at all, but was thinking of making fun of himself, so he took his left hand, looked at it, and asked Zhang Yiben to extend his right hand.
Zhang Yixin said that even if you read palmistry, you are still a layman. Don’t you know the truth of male left and female right?
Xu Chunliang grabbed Zhang Benben's right fingertips, looked at his palm prints and said, "Section Chief Zhang, you really have some physical problems."
"Oh? I would like to hear more about it." Zhang Yixin said that I want to see how you talk nonsense in a serious manner.
Xu Chunliang said: "There is a line connecting the Zhen Gua and Li Gua in your right palm. Usually, in this situation, it is easy for the patient to be disturbed by the wind and thunder. Because this line contains the Xun position, according to the "Nei Jing Tai Su" According to records, Zhen belongs to the liver, wood, and thunder, Sunda belongs to the spleen, earth, and wind, and Li belongs to the heart and fire. And the heart governs the gods, so you will often disturb the gods because of the collision of wind and thunder."
Zhang Yiben said: "Don't talk so mysteriously, keep it simple."
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "Don't understand? Simply put, you are prone to neurological problems."
Zhang Yiben frowned. Isn't this beating around the bush and calling me crazy? He shook his head: "You read it wrong, I'm in good spirits, I don't know how normal it is."
"It's weird. Looking at your palm prints, it should be that you are often troubled by external factors, and you often feel panic in your heart. You don't sleep well, right?"
Zhang Yiben was stunned for a moment, this time he guessed right, he did often suffer from insomnia, and he also went to the hospital to see the neurology department because of the uneasiness. Coincidentally.
Zhang Yiben nodded and said: "There is a lot of work pressure, and the quality of sleep is not high." Guys like him who are unhappy at work and try their best to seek a higher position usually don't sleep well.
Xu Chunliang pointed out that the heart line of his right hand is on the peak of the little finger, and there is a ring pattern corresponding to the peak of the ring finger, indicating that his three meridians of Shaoyang, Shaoyin, and Taiyang have been damaged.
There are chaotic lines on the corner peak of the left palm, indicating that the corresponding triple burner and pericardial meridians are damaged. The dull color of the tiger's mouth usually means that the functions of the spleen, stomach, liver, and large intestine are weakened, because this is the projection of the spleen, stomach, liver, and large intestine.
Heart-deficiency and fire-exuberance, kidney-yin deficiency cannot relieve heart-fire, which usually leads to tingling in the heart and mouth.
Zhang Yiben didn’t take it seriously at first, but the more he listened to it, the more frightened he became. Xu Chunliang said something wrong with him.
He began to suspect that Xu Chunliang used some method to give him psychological hints, whether this is another type of PUA, fortunately he is a man, if a woman does not want to be cheated by him for money and sex, she has to be willing.
Zhang Yiben suddenly withdrew his hand, Xu Chunliang saw his flustered expression and knew that what he said just now had worked, and this guy's mentality was out of rhythm.
"Section Chief Zhang, I haven't finished reading yet."
Zhang Yiben said: "I have tinnitus." He pressed the ear door acupoint with his fingers to try to relieve the squealing sound in his ears. It's not like pretending, his ears will ring out screaming when he is anxious.
Xu Chunliang said: "You are a typical deficiency syndrome. You are overworked. If you press the Ermen acupoint, the tinnitus can be weakened, but it still rings when you stop."
Zhang Yiben's eyes widened. He didn't tell Xu Chunliang about his symptoms in detail, but Xu Chunliang actually made it clear. Could this kid really be a magician?
Xu Chunliang took a closer look at his face: "Are you married?"
Zhang Yiben shook his head.
Xu Chunliang said again: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No!"
"Do you often feel backache and fatigue?"
Zhang Yiben nodded again and again: "It is inevitable for people like us to work at desks all day." At first, I felt that Xu Chunliang was a little scary, and his routine was a little deep, and he unconsciously tricked out his physical condition.
Xu Chunliang chuckled and said: "I'm afraid Section Chief Zhang is not just working at his desk, please open your mouth and let me see your tongue."
Open your mouth wide and stick out your tongue. His tongue was reddish in color, purple on both sides, with a thin yellow greasy coating.
Xu Chunliang proposed to check his pulse again, but Zhang Yiben hesitated for a moment before reaching out his hand, his pulse was heavy and stringy.
Xu Chunliang said: "Stagnation of the liver transforms into fire, intertwines with blood stasis to form meridians, and the opening and closing of the kidney meridian fails."
Zhang Yiben looked confused, he couldn't understand, but now he felt that Xu Chunhao was not all fooling around: "Dean Xu, can you use vernacular?"
Xu Chunliang looked around, lowered his voice and said, "Your kidney is weak!"
Zhang Benteng! Di blushed: "Stop joking, hehe..."
Xu Chunliang said: "You are neither married nor have a girlfriend, but you have kidney deficiency. Excluding the cause of excessive intercourse, the rest may be your frequent nocturnal emissions."
"I didn't!" Zhang Yiben argued.
Xu Chunliang looked at his hands with a smile and said: "It's not that the skills are not solid, then it can only be that these hands are too diligent."
Zhang Yiben was so embarrassed that he wanted to get under the desk. This guy is not a fortune teller, he is a devil at all. Shouldn't I let him read my palm?
Zhang Yiben was very puzzled, shouldn't it, can this be seen? I don't have any calluses on my hands?
In fact, Xu Chunliang used a step-by-step method of elimination, mainly Zhang Yiben’s cooperation, and ruled out all other possibilities. The only correct answer left is that he likes manual transmission.
Fortunately, Mei Ruxue called Xu Chunliang to let him go, and Xu Chunliang stood up: "If Section Chief Zhang wants to recuperate, you can come to me later, and I can prescribe some medicine for you."
Zhang Yiben said blushingly: "I'm fine."
Xu Chunliang smiled, this product is not a good thing, you have to wash your hands first.
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Mei Ruxue made a cup of tea for Xu Chunliang and delivered it to him personally.
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "I'm a little flattered."
Mei Ruxue said: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long."
Xu Chunliang said: "Which one of us is with whom." After taking a sip of tea, he found that the tea leaves were not as good as Zhang Yiben's.
Mei Ruxue knew that he went to Zhang Yiben's office just now, so she deliberately said, "Are you familiar with Zhang Yiben?"
Xu Chunliang shook his head: "I haven't seen it twice in total."
"What have you been talking about for so long?" Mei Ruxue seemed to be indifferent, but she was actually very curious about the content of their conversation. After all, Zhang Yiben was her elder brother's eyeliner.
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "It's not convenient to tell you about the topics between men."
Mei Ruxue glared at him: "What do you want me for?"
Xu Chunliang handed her a shopping card. The festival is coming soon, which is what the hospital leader meant.
Mei Ruxue asked him to take it back. She didn't like it. It was very common during festivals. Although various departments issued orders to prohibit cadres at all levels from accepting gifts and banquets, the prohibition continued repeatedly. Tong Guangsheng also gave her a gift card just now. The crab gift card was also rejected by her.
Xu Chunliang didn't force it, and told Mei Ruxue that he was following orders. Anyway, he gave it, but Mei Ruxue also refused, and went back to explain to the leaders of the hospital.
Mei Ruxue reminded him not to fill his pockets, and to return what he got, she would not accept this.
Xu Chunliang smiled and said, "In your eyes, am I so greedy?"
Mei Ruxue said: "For people like you, the alarm bells must be ringing. If you don't learn good things, you can learn bad things by yourself."
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