[Kageyama Shigeo! Everyone calls him 'dragon', a sophomore in middle school. 】
[Speaking of the second year of junior high school, it is the most delicate and sensitive period in life, and it is also called the 'age of youth'. 】.
Chapter 144: Misaka Mikoto's Wrath! A super electromagnetic gun kills Linghuan in seconds! (please customize)
[Some people devote themselves to sports and sweat, some work hard to accumulate knowledge, some are addicted to hobbies, some indulge their talents, some start to learn bad things, and some fall in love with the opposite **** and taste the sweetness of love! 】
[Young people's ideas are intertwined. In such a youthful age, the actor spends this precious time...as an assistant in a spiritual energy company, receiving a part-time salary of 300R yuan per hour! 】
In the video, the actor sat at his desk and secretly watched the comics.
On the other side, Ling Huan slammed his fist on the table angrily, and shouted at the guests in front of him: "The reason is because of pornographic websites!!"
The guest in front of him was a slovenly-looking uncle. After hearing Ling Huan's words, the uncle showed a hint of embarrassment and bewilderment.
"Porn site... is it?"
Ling Huan said in a serious manner: "That's right! The curse on your shoulder is the nasty 1-Click curse!!"
Hearing Linghuan's words, the uncle was dumbfounded: "The 1-Click curse on pornographic websites???"
Ling Huan nodded: "The illegal 18 banned websites put a curse on your shoulders! Let you send money to them! Now the curse has gradually entered the Internet age!"
The corner of the uncle's mouth twitched slightly, and he immediately waved his hand and said, "No! This is just nonsense, who would believe it!!"
Those who watched the video were also speechless. This kind of nonsense is really eye-opening.
Return the curse under the Internet...
Why don't you say that you were cursed just by looking at the beauty? ?
Sudden!
Ling Huan in the screen came behind the uncle and roared: "Listen to me! Don't move yet!! I will help you clear the curse now!"
The uncle panicked immediately. Looking at Ling Huan's appearance, he didn't look like a good person at all, so he quickly said, "No...no need!"
But Ling Huan couldn't help but press on the uncle's shoulder directly.
"Your right shoulder is very stiff, the curse on the right shoulder is stronger!"
The uncle felt even more unreliable when he heard Linghuan's words, and quickly shouted: "Wait a minute! I won't pay for it! Hurry up! Stay!! Oh~~~"
The uncle's voice gradually became strange.
Under Linghuan's constant beating, he only felt an unparalleled sense of joy rising from his heart, and his whole person was as happy as if he had gone to heaven.
The expression of the whole person became rippling!
"Strange~~I feel so comfortable~~~"
Afterwards, he was dragged by Ling Huan to lie on his stomach on a bed, and Ling Huan's hands quickly hit the uncle on the back!
"Spell Breaking!!"
The psychic fist fell rapidly!
It hit every position on the uncle's back. 257
And the uncle looked as if he was about to ascend to heaven, with a wretched and rippling expression on his face!
[This is one of the magical nirvana skills to reduce the burden of physical fatigue on the body and relieve symptoms such as stiff shoulders and low back pain! 】
In all the heavens and worlds, there is no one who is not silent.
nirvana! ?
Nirvana, your size! !
Isn't this frankly killing chickens with horses! !
In the video, Ling Huan, who was sweating profusely, tossed his hair lightly, looked at the guest who was limp on the bed, and said with a confident smile on his face: "I think the curse should have been lifted! You still feel that your shoulders are so painful. Is it heavy?"
The uncle sat up. After being killed by a horse, he looked greasy, and his whole body looked even greasy!
He looked at Linghuan adoringly, and shouted: "Sorry! I shouldn't have doubted you! I've fully recovered now! Can I come again next time!?"
Hearing what the uncle said, a smile appeared on Linghuan's face, he nodded with a thumbs up and said, "Of course!"
The customer comes to the dragon set responsible for payment.
Seeing the other party, the **** immediately put down the comic book, took out the item list and said, "Well...the charge for killing chickens for 40 minutes is 3,800 R yuan."
Hearing the words of the dragon, Ling Huan's expression changed!
This apprentice of mine is only as strong as he is strong!
But just too stupid!
【Fool! Not to mention the massage fee! Let's talk about the cost of lifting the curse! ! 】
However, Ling Huan's heartfelt voice was completely inaudible. After receiving the 4,000 yuan from the customer, he handed over two 100-yuan coins.
"200 yuan for you."
After the guests leave.
Ling Huan and passers-by sat in the rest area.
Ling Huan took out a plate of steaming octopus **** and said, "Come on, come on, do you want to eat?"
"Then I won't be polite!" There was no smile on the actor's face, and he was still extremely calm. He inserted a small octopus ball with a toothpick and was about to put it in his mouth.
However, he seemed to have thought of something, and said, "Master Linghuan, your horse-killing skills are getting better and better."
Hearing the trick, Linghuan nodded and said, "Well, I have read some books on orthopedic massage, and all the hard work is worth it."
As he said that, he seemed to have thought of something, and said directly: "Ah~ Of course this is only effective if it has spiritual power!"
After finishing speaking, Linghuan inserted a small ball and put it in his mouth!
but…
It's too hot! !
Finally, he opened his mouth and spit out the little ball!
It's just that Maruko didn't hit the ground, but floated in the air!
A strange energy controlled the little ball, and it began to spin rapidly!
It's a trick!
He's cooling down Maruko!
In a super-powered way! ? ?
While helping Xiaowanzi to cool down, the dragon said, "Master, I was thinking..."
Hearing the extra words, Ling Huan said with a surprised face: "It's really rare, you talk to me by yourself?"
"Look, because I have a little bit of super power and I'm different from others, that's why I discussed with Master Linghuan about joining your sect, right?"
"At that time, I couldn't find anyone to discuss with, and I felt very uneasy. I am very grateful to you."
The dragon said in his mouth, above, the octopus **** spun crazily.
"You taught me a lot of things and gave me back the money, but...is this really good????"
As he said that, the dragon set threw the cold octopus **** into Linghuan's mouth.
Although these were just ordinary words, they caused Linghuan's heart to fluctuate violently!
Especially looking at the expressionless appearance of the dragon set, saying such words made Linghuan sweat coldly.
[Is the hourly wage too low? Or did he discover my true colors? (Liar, fraudster, self-proclaimed psychic)]
Ling Huan's inner thoughts made everyone who watched the video look down on him. Such a good child, this Hun Dan actually wants to fool him!
In the video, Ling Huan swallowed the octopus **** and asked with a forced smile, "What do you mean..."
The actor didn't seem to find that Linghuan's mood was not right, he still said calmly: "How should I put it, instead of finishing my part-time job after school like this, I always feel that there are other things... that can only be done now matter."
Ling Huan was very surprised when he heard the trick words, his mouth opened wide subconsciously, he quickly waved his hands and said: "Ah~~ So this is what you want to say!"
At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't the two reasons he thought in his heart before...
He heaved a sigh of relief and said at the same time: "So that's the case, because you are now in puberty~~ A little trick."
"Is there anything you'd like to do? Form a band? Dance? Hitchhiking?"
Hearing his master's question, the actor pondered for a while, then shook his head and said, "No, I don't have anything in particular I want to do."
Hearing what the dragon said, Ling Huan's heart is definitely settled! He immediately stood up and said, "Listen to the tricks! You don't have to rush to do something. From my point of view, going home after school is the best!"
"You are now the period in your life when you can spend your days leisurely, the winning group that spends your days leisurely every day!!"
Ling Huan relaxed. He spread his hands and said, "So you can make money with me leisurely ~ okay???"
…
The World of Magic Forbidden Books Index.
boom! !
"This bastard!!"
Misaka Mikoto looked at Ling Huan in the picture with incomparable anger, electric current crackling and flickering on her body, obviously she was already annoyed by Ling Huan's behavior.
"It's just a piece of trash! You actually want to block the tricks to get a better life! How selfish!!"
Misaka Mikoto was so angry that her chest didn't rise or fall, but judging from her expression, she was still very angry.
If Linghuan was in front of Misaka Mikoto, he would probably be thrown out by a super electromagnetic gun.
Shirai Kuroko quickly threw herself on Misaka Mikoto, wanting to eat tofu and at the same time trying to calm down Misaka Mikoto.
"Heizi, what are you doing!!"
Misaka Mikoto staggered and sat on the ground, she said speechlessly.
"My lord, don't be angry because of the scum!! This guy must be unlucky sooner or later!"
Heizi said loudly, and then she showed a foolish smile, and kept rubbing her face against Misaka Mikoto's body.
"I know! But please get off of me first!!"
Feeling the strange feeling on her body, Misaka Mikoto said with some shame and indignation.
"Oh, my sis, don't want to~~ I just want to hug my lord like this~~~"
With an idiot face, Heizi still buried his head deeply in Misaka Mikoto's not-so-large sacred object.
Then…
rub~~ rub~~~
…
Death world!
"I agree, going home after school and partying is the best life." Similarly, Kurosaki Ichigo, who did not participate in any clubs, raised his hand in agreement.
But in the next second, Kuchiki Rukia's bamboo sword hit Kurosaki Ichigo directly on the head.
"You are you, others are others, you think it's great to go home from school, but for others, it's a waste of your time and life!"
Kuchiki Rukia didn't hide the disdain in her tone at all, and she didn't stay strong when the bamboo knife fell.
This time, Kurosaki Ichigo grinned in pain.
He rubbed his head, gave Kuchiki Rukia a blank look, and said, "Obviously it is! Why do you participate in club activities? You're already tired after a day of classes, and you still have to go to clubs, what a hassle!"
"Cut, that's why you live without ambition."
Kuchiki Rukia said disdainfully.
"Hey, hey! You're still talking about me! Didn't you join the club too!?"
Kurosaki Ichigo was immediately dissatisfied, and he retorted.
"I don't join the club because I don't need it. As a human being, if you don't join, it's a waste of time and life."