Chapter 531 Crosstalk and Sketch!
In a blink of an eye, the seventh day of Qizhou arrived.
On this day, Lin Zhibai arranged a charity performance, but did not sing a new song.
Everyone unanimously requested that everyone sing the songs Lin Zhibai had composed before, and he could only agree.
So.
Gu Xing sang "Red Sun";
Ye Junji sang "Midnight Serenade";
Qi Jianjia sang "The Easily Injured Woman";
Nightingale sang "I Like You" and so on, and everyone sang the songs Lin Zhibai composed when he was competing in Qizhou.
As for Lin Zhibai, he sang a new song.
The name of this song is, "Broad Sea and Sky", and of course it is the Qi version.
“Today, I watched the snow drifting by in the cold night, drifting far away with a cold heart, chasing after me in the wind and rain, unable to distinguish my traces in the fog, the sky is vast and the sea is vast, how can you and I change..."
There is a faint voice in the accompaniment:
Who hasn’t changed?
“How many times have I faced cold looks and ridicule, but I have never given up on the ideal in my heart. For a moment, I was in a daze, and the feeling of loss has faded unconsciously, and the love in my heart..."
The voice in the accompaniment sounded again.
Who understands me...
The song reached its climax, and Lin Zhibai sang the Cantonese classic from his previous life on the Qizhou stage:
“Forgive me for my unruly indulgence and love of freedom in this life
I am also afraid that one day I will fall
Anyone can
How can I be afraid that one day it will be just you and me..."
This is a song that can make countless people cry.
ˆ Inspirational lyrics, coupled with Lin Zhibai’s voice and the unique flavor of Qi language, make people intoxicated!
Even viewers from various continents who don’t understand Qi language can’t help but feel a little emotional:
【Singing so well! 】
【This is the first time I listened to Qi Yu Ge seriously, I didn't expect it to be so good! 】
【Bai Di's language talent is really incredible. He used to write Korean songs, and now he writes Qi language songs...】
【What I'm curious about now is, does Bai Di know how to sing in English? 】
【English song market Weizhou, Baidi shouldn't even know English, right? 】
【That's not good to say, I believe Bai Di now that he can fly a plane! 】
[Hahahaha, it seems true. There are already enough outrageous things about Bai Di, and there is nothing surprising about one or two more. 】
【No wonder Bai Di rules the Qizhou entertainment circle! 】
【So many songs, all of them were written by him, and every one of them sounds so good! 】
Tonight is a charity performance.
This group of old friends in Qizhou, either sincerely for Lin Zhibai or out of the desire to please, turned tonight's charity performance into Bai Di's music concert.
A group of singers and queens, big stars, sang covers of Cantonese songs that Lin Zhibai had composed when he was in Qizhou.
This move not only allowed Qizhou audiences to enjoy this feast, but also gave audiences from all continents a more comprehensive understanding of Lin Zhibai’s musical talent!
After the concert.
Nightingale asked Lin Zhibai, "Which continent will we go to next?"
Ch Chu Chu next to him said, "It can't be Chuzhou anyway."
Everyone laughed, and they tacitly agreed not to mention the reason. After all, everyone knew why.
Only the Chuzhou viewers in the live broadcast room had complicated expressions.
Not everyone in Chuzhou boycotted Bai Emperor.
At least most of the Chuzhou people in the live broadcast room still like Bai Di, otherwise they would not watch this live broadcast.
“It should be Yanzhou.”
Lin Zhibai smiled and said, he really wanted to put Chuzhou back.
I definitely have to go, but Lin Zhibai is very particular about when to go.
…
That’s right.
The next stop is indeed Yanzhou.
At present, the charity group led by Bai Emperor has visited Qinzhou, Hanzhou, Zhaozhou, Qizhou...
Every time he travels to a continent, Lin Zhibai’s international reputation will increase by one point.
By the time he had traveled through the four continents and was about to go to the fifth continent, Yanzhou, Lin Zhibai was already known to everyone in Yanzhou!
It was also because Lin Zhibai was not very familiar with Yanzhou.
So for the nine star quotas in Yanzhou, Lin Zhibai asked Yanzhou officials to be responsible for selecting them.
What Lin Zhibai never expected was:
In the end, among the nine stars officially selected by Yanzhou, there were actually five older artists.
The remaining four are young artists.
The result was that Lin Zhibai arrived at Yanzhou on the same day.
Apart from drinking tea and chatting with the Yanzhou Star Group, I was too embarrassed to arrange any physical work.
As for the game…
Obviously these old artists can't play Werewolf Killer, let alone any brand-name games. After all, they are old bones.
“This is embarrassing.”
Zhang Yun smiled bitterly. The ratings of the live broadcast room led by Lin Zhibai in the morning were never as high as in the afternoon.
Because we do charity in the morning and play games in the afternoon, the audience likes to see Lin Zhibai having fun with the celebrities.
As a result, there were five older people in the Yanzhou Star Group who couldn't play at all.
Even if the remaining four young stars want to play, they can't make it lively.
"what to do?"
Zhang Yun hoped that Lin Zhibai could find a way, as the other party always came up with a bunch of novel ideas.
"It's not difficult. Let me take them to practice martial arts first."
“Practice martial arts?”
“Tai Chi!”
Zhang Yun scratched his head, not quite understanding.
But on the first day when the Yanzhou event officially started, Zhang Yun understood what Lin Zhibai meant.
It turns out that Lin Zhibai came up with a new fitness martial art called Tai Chi after Wu Qin Xi and Baduan Jin!
It is different from Wuqinxi.
It is also different from Baduanjin.
The influence of Tai Chi in previous lives was huge!
This is not just because Tai Chi is really suitable for older people to practice.
Moreover, the movements of Tai Chi are very beautiful and give people a very artistic feeling!
is.
Yanzhou Star followed the game for a while and fell in love with this format.
Especially the eyes of the five elderly artists are bright, they like Tai Chi!
Netizens actually also like:
【Do you feel that Bai Di's new martial arts is particularly beautiful this time? 】
【Yes, he looks so handsome when he fights, and he feels like a master of the same school! 】
【The key is that these movements are very gentle and really suitable for those who are older. 】
【I feel that young people can also learn this. 】
I haven’t learned Baduanjin yet, but Baidi has come up with something new, but this new thing is a bit cool! 】
【I am in front of the TV, and I am also following suit. 】
【Ahhhh! 】
【Bai Di is so handsome when he is doing Tai Chi in white clothes! 】
When practicing Tai Chi, it is suitable to wear white clothes.
Lin Zhibai also deliberately did this to promote Tai Chi.
However, in addition to teaching these people Tai Chi, if he wants to keep the ratings of the live broadcast from falling, he has to think of other ways.
“Yes!”
An idea flashed through his mind, and Lin Zhibai found the five elderly celebrities.
…
the next day.
Lin Zhibai got up and took five elderly celebrities to do a set of Tai Chi.
Finish the punch.
The barrage is already asking what game to play today.
【Although Tai Chi is quite fun to watch, we can't do it for a whole day. 】
【Or tear off the famous brand? 】
【Farewell, among the celebrities arranged by Yanzhou, there are many who are older and their old bones cannot stand the torment. 】
【Werewolf killing is not possible either, there is a generation gap. 】
【The script kills a truth. 】
I don’t know what’s going on in Yanzhou. The average age of this star group is too high, so it’s not that interesting. 】
【Celebrity groups are more fun when they are younger. 】
I'm thinking about skipping the Yanzhou section and waiting until Bai Di goes to the next continent. 】
【Let’s see what Bai Di said first. 】
The audience watched this charity live broadcast not because they wanted to support charity.
It’s just that everyone likes to see Lin Zhibai, a big star, leading other celebrities to have all kinds of fun.
But this wave of celebrities in Yanzhou is not easy to play.
So everyone’s enthusiasm for watching is not as high as before.
Lin Zhibai was already aware of this, but fortunately he had already made up his mind. He glanced at the barrage and smiled:
"Even if we don't play games, our live broadcast can still be very interesting, especially the entertainment session every afternoon, because I wrote some scripts for cross talk and sketches last night, and then our Yanzhou Star Group teachers, a Let’s put on a show for everyone to see.”
The audience was stunned.
What the hell?
Baidi wrote some cross talk scripts?
You want people from the Yanzhou Star Troupe to perform?
? ? ? ? ? 】
【Bai Di伱What kind of gameplay is this? 】
【Pfft! 】
【The cross talk sketches are all done! 】
【Let’s just say that cross talk sketches and the like need to be professional to write a book, right? 】
【Okay, okay, I want to see what cross talk skits you guys can come up with this afternoon. 】
No one expected it.
Lin Zhibai doesn’t play games anymore.
Changed to lead a star troupe to talk about cross talk and perform sketches. The book of the cross talk sketch was actually written by him himself!
The most important thing is that Bai Di has never written a cross talk or sketch book. He is a pure layman!
Some people even think that Bai Di was just talking nonsense.
He must have other plans for the afternoon.
The so-called cross talk, performing sketches, etc. are just a cover-up.
Only the Yanzhou audience smiled bitterly.
They suspected that Bai Di really wanted the Yanzhou Star Troupe to perform cross talk and skits.
Because the five elderly artists in Yanzhou are either sketch actors or cross talk actors!
Professional fit!
The problem is that these five people, although they have performed in sketches and cross talk, have been gradually eliminated in recent years.
Young people no longer like their styles, think they are outdated, and even think their performances are awkward.
Bai Di’s cross talk skit live broadcast plan may collapse in its entirety!
…
Whether it will collapse or not, Lin Zhibai’s words have been released anyway.
As for the program to be performed, Lin Zhibai had been preparing with the Yanzhou Star Troupe since the night before.
time is tight.
But since these people are professionals, Lin Zhibai believes they can do it!
It doesn’t matter if you can’t do it. Lin Zhibai will put a teleprompter at the performance site to help these people complete the performance.
As for the specific program to be performed, Lin Zhibai was not at a loss.
There are so many wonderful sketches and crosstalks in the past life that Lin Zhibai just picked out a few and it will be enough.
“Let’s use Mr. Benshan’s early “Planning” for the first sketch.
“For cross talk, let’s use the older version of “Five Senses Strive for Merit”, and then come up with something fresh later.”
"And then…"
Lin Zhibai's plan is being implemented. He wrote the script after he came up with the idea yesterday.
The Yanzhou Star Troupe has been rehearsing for a long time and is waiting for this afternoon. Everyone of them is very interested. After all, the notebooks Lin Zhibai took out are quite interesting!
that's all.
The afternoon of the first day in Yanzhou officially arrived.
Lin Zhibai opened the stage as the host and said:
"Hello friends, I said before that I will let you watch some sketches and cross talk performances this afternoon. As a result, many audiences from all over the world are not very optimistic about us. Some even thought I was joking. I would like to make a serious statement here. No kidding, we really want to perform sketches and cross talk, so first let’s start the performance of the first program, "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow"."
【Good guy. 】
【Bai Di, are you serious! 】
【It's still yesterday, today and tomorrow, why don't you just do it the day after tomorrow? 】
This name doesn’t sound funny. 】
【Mainly because it's hard for me to imagine Bai Di writing sketch scripts. 】
【plus one. 】
【Oh haha, it's begun! 】
In this skit, Baiyun and Heitu are mainly responsible for performing.
Lin Zhibai found a pair of old Yanzhou artists from the star troupe who often played husband and wife in sketches in the early days.
As soon as these two people stood there, everyone believed that they were husband and wife.
As for the actor of "Xiao Cui", Lin Zhibai found an actor from Yanzhou who seemed to be more approachable.
that's all.
The skit begins.
At first the audience had no feeling.
The white clouds and black soil will not make them laugh.
Until the classic lines in this skit started to come out one by one.
"There were no signs at the time. It was impossible. The chicken at that time was very conflicted. A rooster actually wanted to lay eggs instead of doing its job. What did the big rooster think? What did the duck think? What did the big goose think? What do you think of the little hen it’s better off with? When a rooster hatches a chick, what do others call it? Call it dad, mom, aunt, aunt? It’s hard to lay eggs and it makes you panic, so..."
That’s impossible.
The twist in this sentence made many people laugh.
“Oh, this guy is so talented, just two sentences, quite concise. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter among roosters! Oh yeah—”
This is the original line from Song Dandan.
The old Yanzhou artists in this world can also interpret it very well.
But the funniest part is the moment when the skit turns around.
“The chicken is gone!”
“Where have you gone?”
“The daughter-in-law is stewed.”
In fact, when Lin Zhibai wrote these lines, he didn’t find them very funny.
But the performances of Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan in the original version are just funny.
It turned out that the old artists in Yanzhou were not just fake, and actually reproduced the same sense of humor. This made Lin Zhibai breathe a sigh of relief and also smiled while watching the performance.
“For example, if this famous rooster dies, will the meat be valuable?”
"Yes."
“How much is meat worth?”
"Let's just say that if you don't get two thousand, you have no right to eat it."
“Where are the chicken hearts?”
“Four thousand.”
“Chicken liver?”
“Six thousand.”
“Chicken kidney?”
“Eight thousand.”
"It's done, it's enough. You can't carry it away, but you can take it away. You can also take back the 20,000 yuan. You can eat it here. You can treat it as if I'm treating you to two yuan. A meal worth 10,000 yuan!”
…
Each continent.
The audience burst into laughter!
【Hahahahaha, this sketch made me laugh to death! 】
【The fighter among the **** Oh yeah! 】
【The chicken was eaten but it was okay, it made me greedy! 】
【It’s so funny, this is actually a sketch script written by Bai Di! ? 】
【Bai Di is awesome! 】
【I didn't expect Bai Di to have such ability! 】
【I just want to ask, what else do you want in this world that Bai Di doesn't know how to do? 】
【He definitely can't give birth to a child! 】
Since a rooster can lay eggs, maybe Bai Di can also have children! 】
【I used to think Bai Di was a cold-blooded star, but I didn't expect him to be so humorous! 】
【Then you don’t understand Bai Di, he can be naughty sometimes, haha. 】
No one had any hope before.
So much so that when I first watched this skit, I didn’t pay too much attention to it.
By the time everyone reacted, they were already laughing.
Even when the skit was over, everyone felt reluctant to leave.
I wish this skit could have been longer!
But then, everyone remembered that Bai Di said that he not only made sketches, but also wrote a cross talk book.
Involuntarily.
New expectations are born in everyone’s hearts!
It was in this expectation that Lin Zhibai stepped onto the stage again:
"This sketch is called "Planning". I hope everyone will like it. In addition to the sketch, we will also have a cross talk performance."
There was a pause.
Lin Zhibai said: "Welcome Niu Li and other teachers to perform the cross talk show "Five Senses Strive for Merit"!"
Finished.
Lin Zhibai came down.
Teacher Niu Li led the “Five Senses” on stage.
Niu Li is considered a master of cross talk. Although his style has become a bit outdated in recent years, he is deeply loved by the older generation.
The most important thing is that no matter what the style is, people’s cross talk skills are not bad, and they are proficient in talking, learning, singing and singing.
At this point, several people quickly entered the state.
Niu Li: "Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream! It's very strange. I dreamed about my five senses. From..."
Eyes: "Yo! Head."
Niu Li: "Hey. Hello, hello!
Eyes: “Do you still know me?”
Niu Li: "I don't dare to recognize you! What's your last name?"
eyes: “My surname is Yan.”
Niu Li: "What's your surname...what's your surname?"
Eye: "The surname is eye."
Niu Li:…
Similar to the beginning of watching the skit, no one laughed much at the beginning.
But once it enters the state, everyone knows what the cross talk is about, and the audience gradually begins to feel it.
【So interesting! 】
【This cross talk is very creative! 】
【The five senses competing for merit turns out to be like this! 】
【This cross talk is authentic! 】
【Bai Di's book is very well written! 】
【It can be seen that Teacher Bai Di often watches cross talk! 】
【66666666! 】
【I thought the Yanzhou Guild was very boring, but I didn't expect that Bai Di would be so capable! 】
The show had no highlights the day I first arrived in Yanzhou.
This morning, it was all about Tai Chi that kept the audience interested.
But now, as soon as the cross talk sketch came out, Lin Zhibai’s live broadcast became interesting again!
(End of this chapter)