Chapter 347 You are so poisonous!
Are the second-tier actors only allowed to be cannon fodder in this show?
Listening to the last speech of the giant panda Fan Fan, Lin Zhibai blinked. Whether he is Bai Di or Chu Ci's vest, he is currently in the second line...
As the giant panda revealed its face.
The second round of competition has officially begun.
In the second round, the order of appearance is still determined by drawing lots.
Xiao Longyue said that she didn’t want to take the draw anymore, “I’m so unlucky today, Teacher Baibian Xingjun, please do it!”
"Fine."
Lin Zhibai reached out and pulled out a ball from the box held by the staff.
唰.
The number of the little round ball was displayed, and Xiao Longyue was instantly confused, "Why is it number 1 again?"
“Maybe I’m really poisonous.”
Lin Zhibai was also a little speechless. He was chosen to play No. 1 twice in a row. What kind of luck is this?
Just.
Come on stage.
Lin Zhibai walked out of the lounge slowly.
on site.
Host Huang Li said with a smile: "The results of the second round of draws have come out. It's a very coincidence, because the first one to appear is our teacher Variety Star!"
Poof!
Seeing the Variety Star Lord appear again, the judging panel burst into laughter!
Li Xiaole's direct slap on the thigh: "Let me just say he is poisonous. He got such a bad appearance in two consecutive rounds!"
Tian Wei also laughed: "Maybe this is the retribution for cheating people too much?"
Han Bo grinned from ear to ear: "Hahahahahahahaha Teacher Baibianxingjun's luck is indeed poisonous!"
In the midst of countless laughter.
The Variety Star Lord stood calmly in the center of the stage.
next moment.
The big screen on the stage displayed the title of the song that Variety Star will sing next.
Three words: "You are so poisonous"!
The judging panel was stunned for a moment, and then burst into even louder laughter!
“What!”
"If you say you are poisonous, why don't you sing "You Are So Poisonous"?"
“What the hell!”
“I’m convinced!”
“I’m really convinced!”
“As expected of you!”
The audience instantly laughed like crazy after seeing it!
Brother, can you be a little more serious?
Why are you so poisonous?
This Variety Star King is so naughty!
“This is such a crappy song title. The same goes for the previous one, “So I Didn’t Wash My Hair.” The title of this song by Baibianxingjun is too abstract!”
“Another original song!?”
"Isn't this the hot search in the first issue? Zhou Hanjin and Li Xiaodu Aite and Zhang Xiyang complained about him being toxic. The two songs of this guy in this issue are actually related to the hot search after the end of the first issue, so this song Did he just create it based on the hot search in the past few days? His creative talent is quite amazing!"
“You rely on trending searches to provide inspiration for writing songs, right?”
“After singing the last song, the judging panel also said that Variety Star Lord is poisonous, but I didn’t expect Ya to admit it. I’ll give him 101 points for this self-defeat. If he gets an extra point, he won’t be afraid of being proud!”
“Whose voice do you think he will sing with this time?”
“Continue with Lin Shouzhuo?”
“This guy sings, his voice is ever-changing, no one can tell for sure!”
The singing hasn’t started yet.
Just a song title.
Everyone on the scene burst into laughter!
The atmosphere has reached a climax!
Lin Zhibai felt a little happy when he heard the laughter from the audience. This feeling was quite good. He turned his head and nodded lightly to the band.
The band received it.
The lights dimmed.
The laughter at the scene also gradually subsided.
Although the song title is really funny, in the final analysis, it still depends on the quality of the song. If it is only funny, the audience will obviously not buy it. After all, this is a very professional stage!
In the prelude.
Lin Zhibai raised the microphone and finally started singing. This time he used Zhou Hanjin’s voice. He had used it once before anyway. The most important thing is that Zhou Gewang’s voice is very suitable for this song:
“You said I was cheating so you couldn’t leave me.”
“You said that I am selfish and only care about my own love.”
“A burst of heavy rain came with a strong wind.”
“I swayed from side to side and almost fell over.”
This song is one of the famous works of the former singer Jacky Cheung.
Jacky Cheung’s level is definitely considered the level of a singing king even in Qinzhou.
This song is a little playful and a little funny. It is obviously about the sadness in love, but it is not so bitter and hateful. The atmosphere is very good, and the audience can't help but curl up the corners of their mouths as soon as they hear it.
Very happy!
Very comfortable!
very special!
Li Xiao in the audience was dumbfounded: "Why is it Lao Zhou's voice again? Is it because it was Lao Zhou who first complained about Zhang Xiyang's viciousness?"
The singing continues.
“Fortunately, I still have some ability left.”
“You can’t touch my fatal spot.”
“You have no choice but to admit that you deserve your bad luck.”
“You really have a bad heart when you look like that.”
Sing this.
The chorus is coming!
Bai Bian Xingjun suddenly looked at the guessing team.
“You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, woohoo~”
“The more you say, the more outrageous you become!”
“The more I listen, the more confused I become!”
Li Xiao: “…”
ˆ Yingwei: “…”
Tian Wei: “…” Han Bo: “…”
I guess the judging panel really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. What kind of song is this?
It’s obvious that your voice is getting more and more outrageous the more we hear it, the more confused we become!
Soon.
Lin Zhibai looked at the audience again. The audience could not see his expression under the mask, but they imagined that he was definitely winking with pride:
“You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, woohoo~”
“I will fight to death and refuse to admit defeat!”
“Still pretending not to care!”
Everyone in the audience laughed until they could hardly stand upright!
These lyrics directly contribute to the full effect of the program!
Especially the phrase "You are so poisonous" is so devilish and brainwashing!
In countless laughter.
The Variety Star King is not over yet.
“You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, woohoo~”
“Speak clearly to me!”
“I’m going to chew off your bones!”
Backstage.
The Frog Prince was speechless and asked the sky.
You should clearly explain it to me, right?
Why are you stealing my voice to sing again? Even if I chew your bones, your soul is still weak!
on the stage.
Bai Bian Xingjun is still singing.
“You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, woohoo~”
“I get bullied every time!”
“Be careful, I will definitely take revenge!”
Also backstage, under the Tibetan mastiff mask, the corners of Zhang Xiyang’s eyes twitched crazily.
Get out of here!
Who is this?
It should be us taking revenge on you!
It’s obviously you who is bullying me!
The lyrics of Baibianxingjun's "You're So Poisonous" seem to be about love, but the audience, other singers, and even the judging panel felt that these lyrics seemed to have connotations for everyone!
.
This song is not just funny!
At the same time, it sounds very nice!
When Baibian Xingjun sang for the second time, the audience was already dancing, especially when the second chorus came, many audience members had even learned to sing along:
“You are so poisonous!”
“You are so poisonous!”
“You are so poisonous!”
The backup singer Manta Ray squirted backstage and almost fainted to the ground.
This versatile star king is so unconventional that he actually led the whole audience to say "You are so poisonous"?
You are really poisonous!
Now everyone suspects that you are Lin Shouzhuo!
Now you sing such a song again, how should I deal with myself after the show is over? This is the rhythm of the Variety Star Lord tricking people to death without paying for their lives!
finally.
Bai Bian Xingjun sang to the end: "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are bullied every time, be careful, I will take revenge..."
Also in the background.
The replacement singer Cuckoo said strangely: "I'm so worried that I will be retaliated against when Teacher Baibianxingjun reveals his face..."
You are so poisonous.
Who is the poisoner?
This song made the audience laugh like crazy. In fact, the song itself is not that funny, but why did it have a hot search in front of it? Today, the guests have been complaining that Variety Star King is poisonous?
This song is particularly funny once it fits the scene.
So much so that when Baibianxingjun finished singing, the audience had not yet recovered from their emotions, and everyone was laughing.
“That’s awesome!”
"When I found out he was not Zhang Xiyang, I was still a little disappointed, so I didn't vote for him on the show, but now I find myself starting to like him. Although this guy likes to mess around, he really has something. This song It’s so interesting!”
"yes!"
“I also like him now, not because of who he is or who he looks like, I like the Variety Star King himself!”
“I want to know more and more who the Variety Star King is!”
“Either we stop voting for him and let him reveal his face directly!”
“Hahahaha, you are so poisonous!”
“This guy really likes to play pranks, play all kinds of pranks, and make fun of people, but you can say he’s fooling around, but you can’t say he’s just messing around!”
“Fast forward to the time when the Variety Star Lord was revealed, Zhou Han and Zhang Xiyang rushed over to beat him!”
The audience made a scene.
All kinds of jokes.
But they are all well-intentioned.
The image of Variety Star Lord is very lovable!
Especially this song and this performance, no audience doesn’t like it!
“Please vote…”
Host Huang Li walked onto the stage and reminded everyone to vote while laughing. As a result, before the word "vote" was finished, the audience picked up the voting machines given to them by the program team and voted frantically.
.
Although I don’t know what the vote rate of this song is, judging from the audience’s reaction, it will definitely get a lot of votes in the end!
At the end of voting.
Li Xiao couldn't help but stand up: "Everyone, I have an impulse right now, that is, to rush up and take off his mask..."
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Host Huang Li picked up the thread.
Han Bo immediately said: "That's right, he has not ruled out the suspicion of Zhou Hanjin!"
"Zhou Han was going to be stunned so cheap." Li Xiao hummed his wrist, but the next moment she laughed:
“Okay, very strong, very strong, Teacher Baibianxingjun, are you not an ordinary person, a veteran in the singing world?”
“I am very young.”
Lin Zhibai deliberately answered in Zhou Hanjin’s voice, even the tone was exactly the same.
“Ah, you might as well use a voice changer!”
Li Xiao covered his ears.
Other Masked Singer all use voice changers!
Only this versatile star king is so awesome that he doesn’t even need a voice changer!
Whose voice is used to sing, and whose voice is used to speak, it makes everyone almost crazy!
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ps: Everyone should have guessed this song. Regarding the song selection for "The King of Masked Singer", Zubai hopes to integrate the plot as much as possible, so he chose Mao Buyi's "So I Didn't Wash My Hair" for the last show. Although that song It is relatively niche, but the most difficult thing about entertainment is to choose songs, because the ones that are too popular are written poorly, but the ones that are not popular seem a bit private. Do you hope that the subsequent song selections will be more popular or can be accepted by niche audiences? ? Of course, it would be inconvenient for me to rank too high if I choose niche songs...
(End of this chapter)