Chapter 312 Bai Di’s verbal battle with the Confucian scholars!
One Arei was not enough, so Xin Zhao and An An came later. They were both celebrities in the literary world. Although they were not as good as the big names in the literary world, they were not just cats and dogs, but the one who really mattered was the next one.
Gewu!
Ge Wu is forty-eight years old this year, but his fans call him "Ge Lao", which is a bit homophonic. At this age, saying he is highly respected is definitely an understatement, but he is definitely a person of great importance in the literary world. He also ended up. He spoke directly and sarcastically said: "I heard that a big star who is good at music is also coming to the poetry meeting. Is he going to compose music for the poems of famous people?"
Now things are getting serious!
Ge Wu’s status in the literary world is extremely high, and his influence is naturally the greatest. It is so great that many cats and dogs actually jumped out and seemed to regard this famous "Ge Lao" as a spiritual leader.
“Big stars are very good at putting money on their faces.”
“The entertainment industry has always been fond of vanity, which makes sense if you think about it carefully.”
"What kind of invitation to a poetry club? If you come in through the back door, just say you came in through the back door."
“It sounds awful to go through the back door. People obviously came in with their arms crossed.”
“Fans have said that Bai Di relied on his talent in couplets to advance (dog head)”
“I was wondering if poetry would be a couplet, right?”
“It’s just a matter of creating a personality for a star. I go to the Poetry Club to make a splash, and then I send out a draft later. I’ve already thought of the title for the big star, [The most talented person in the entertainment industry].”
“Hey, you know the entertainment industry.”
“Even those who are recommended by seniors in the Poetry Association will always have some poetry works. What is the work of this big star?”
“I never thought that Qinzhou poetry would one day bow to traffic, so sad!”
“Bai Di is very rich, and this wave is obviously bowing to capital.”
Capital.
Flow.
These two words are similar to rapper.
It is not derogatory in nature, but in recent years, some things have made many people disgusted. They have sinister intentions in blaming Bai Di.
Intentional rhythm!
Lin Zhibai thought about it. As the boss of Shinhwa Publishing House, and as the invisible chairman of Kunpeng, he represented capital, and he was also a popular figure.
But where did I go wrong?
Too rich and popular?
Then I hope I make mistakes again and again.
However, the rhythm has really been lifted a bit. There are many keyboard warriors on the Internet who don’t care about anything. When they heard that Bai Di entered the poetry meeting through the back door, they had no time to delve into the reason, because they, the righteous ones, had already sat down. I couldn't stand it anymore, I had to stand up and enforce justice, and some passers-by were also affected, but the ones who were most excited were the fans of Mr. Ge, Alei and others.
“Is that so?”
“Isn’t it a formal invitation?”
“Did you ask a senior to bring you in through the back door?”
“I thought Bai Di was really recognized by the literary world.”
“How dare you promote this?”
“Where did Baidi publicize it?”
“Isn’t it also a tradition for seniors to recommend and support newcomers to participate in poetry gatherings? Why is it not possible in Baidi?”
“You’re going to label Bai Di when you come up. What’s the power of capital? What’s the point of bowing to traffic? It’s none of your business if someone’s status is awesome!”
“The classic rich second generation’s success depends entirely on their family, right?”
Baidi's basic base is too solid, his popularity has always been very good, and his personal image has no problems. Therefore, he has many supporters and the mixed voices have been suppressed.
At this moment, Lin Zhibai suddenly remembered a joke:
When they say you have a nuclear bomb, you better actually have one!
When they say you have traffic, you better actually have traffic!
Otherwise, if this trend goes in a different direction, Lin Zhibai will really lose the favor of many passers-by. After all, there are many people in this world. They naturally hate the rich and naturally like to follow the trend of black people.
At this time.
The phone rang.
Unknown number.
Lin Zhibai answered the call, and a familiar voice came from the other side. The other party was full of apologies, "Xiao Lin, I'm sorry. I didn't expect that inviting you to participate in the poetry meeting would cause such a big reaction from those people. This time it will affect When it comes to you, it's because I didn't think about it. Or you can just refuse it, so that they won't have to embarrass you at the poetry meeting. These people are ganging up to target you. It's not easy for you to resist. After all, There will be a live broadcast at that time. As for that old guy Ge Wu, he and I have some conflicts. He will be more motivated after knowing that you are my recommended candidate..."
Old Mrs. Zhao?
He probably got his mobile phone number from the principal, and apologized specifically to himself. Lin Zhibai smiled and said: "This matter has nothing to do with you, Mrs. Zhao. Some people probably want to target me, so I found a comparison." It's just a good excuse for rhythm. Since I agreed to this poetry meeting, I will definitely participate. The thing I am not afraid of most is criticism and embarrassment."
“You have to think about it.”
Mrs. Zhao was worried: "I may not be able to protect you by then."
Mrs. Zhao really loves talent and feels that Lin Zhibai's talent has great potential and should be developed in the literary world. However, she still underestimated how exclusive those people are now and is afraid that a big star will come in and steal their cake.
There may be someone behind this incident targeting Lin Zhibai.
But Mrs. Zhao also understood that it was essentially because many literati naturally resisted the identity of Lin Zhibai, so they all came together. Even some so-called literary circles should have the same idea, but they just relied on their identity. It's just the end.
"it does not matter."
Lin Zhibai didn’t think much about integrating into the literary world.
With a system, Lin Zhibai can be a circle by himself.
And Lin Zhibai’s circle is larger than the Qinzhou literary world or even the entire Blue Star literary world!
After hanging up the phone.
Lin Zhibai realized that the matter had become a big deal, because those literary celebrities bombarded him, and countless netizens were bombarded!
It's not enough for Alei to bombard himself with dynamic artillery.
Ya unexpectedly added Baidi's account and said: "They all say that our big stars are very good at pairing. I have a couplet that I would like to ask you for advice. [The bull's head is so happy that it gives birth to dragon's horns]."
This first couplet is very ironic.
Even a rough guy who doesn’t understand couplets can tell that Alei is in the Black and White Emperor, and his comment area suddenly became lively:
“Hahahaha, take the bamboo shoots!”
“What a bull-headed dragon horn!”
“Use Bai Di’s best couplet to satirize him, absolutely!”
"Comfortable!"
“Teacher A Lei’s literary talent is outstanding!”
“You have misunderstood, this is praising Emperor Bai.”
“We are all participating in the poetry meeting, but are we going to give birth to dragon horns?”
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Alley's fans were overjoyed, but Lin Zhibai was not angry, but just a little confused. Is this Alley serious about mocking me with a couplet?
Give you face?
Lin Zhibai casually typed in response: "Has a dog's mouth ever spit out ivory?"
As soon as Bai Di's response came out, Alei's fans seemed to be choked by someone, and they suddenly became quiet.
Have dogs ever spit out ivory from their mouths?
Bai Di clearly gave the second line of "The bull's head is so happy that it gives birth to dragon horns", and its lethality is far more powerful than Alei's, so he directly scolded him for being unable to spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!
"Depend on!"
Ale's vision suddenly went dark in front of the computer.
I'm just sarcastic at you, why do you curse directly?
Unfortunately, Arei still couldn't figure out the problem, because Bai Di was scolding himself while correcting his first couplet completely!
Now it is the turn of netizens who support Bai Di to be happy.
“Poof!”
“Bai Di is awesome!”
“Can you still play like this?”
“I often scold people for being unable to spit out ivory, but I never thought that this is a wonderful second line!”
“This Alei is really lost his head!”
“Use couplets to satirize Bai Emperor?”
“Is Bai Di’s level of couplets as good as yours?”
“Why don’t Alley’s fans scream?”
“Probably because dogs really can’t spit out ivory from their mouths.”
…”
Lin Zhibai finished replying and planned to call it a day and go out for a couple of runs, but what happened was that Xin Zhao couldn't help but complain to Alei:
“This second couplet of yours is really insulting and extremely vulgar. This poem is like, [Idle people are not allowed to enter, virtuous people are allowed to enter]!”
Xin Zhao fans get it.
"This is good!"
“Teacher Zhao Xin is still elegant!”
“It’s such a pity that Teacher Zhao Xin didn’t go to the poetry meeting this year!”
“Yes, Teacher Zhao Xin didn’t receive the invitation, but became a star instead!”
“I love poetry and don’t know any celebrities at all, but I have read all the works of Teacher Zhao Xin over and over again!”
Good guy.
It turns out that Poetry didn’t invite you?
Then what are you asking for?
He also played with me with homophonic jokes, but I didn’t know that money would be deducted for homophonic jokes...
Okay, no more money can be deducted.
Lin Zhibai typed loudly: "It's a pity that this poem will be [The thieves will come in the future]."
Xin Zhao fans: “…”
This second line is as easy to understand as the first line.
And Zhao Xin almost spit out a mouthful of blood after seeing this second line.
I said you are an idler!
You call me a thief! ?
I punch you once and you kick me twice?
What have I stolen from myself? Have I deceived the world and stolen my reputation?
You are still giving up this way. What kind of way do you have?
Since you take the initiative to satirize others, you are betting that others will not be able to correct you. If someone scolds you with a couplet, you deserve it. So Xin Zhao retreated and pretended to be dead.
Ha ha ha ha!
Netizens also gathered together more and more, calling it wonderful!
"come!"
"Keep going!" "If you don't want to die, you won't die!"
"Why are you messing with him when you have nothing to do? It's okay to mess with him, but don't use couplets!"
“Do you know what it means to be the king of kings?”
“Isn’t this more exciting than the couplet competition?”
“Hahahahaha, the couplets written by literati are really interesting, and there are no curse words used when swearing!”
“Bai Di is so brave, he can easily win one on two!”
“This couplet, the White Emperor, is brave and invincible!”
This time it was An An's turn to sit still. Alei and Xin Zhao were both defeated, so he had to work harder!
She issued the first couplet:
“A mantis can block a car with his arm, and a violent tiger can attack the river. How can an ordinary man speak bravely? In my opinion, teachers Alei and Zhao Xin are outspoken and not afraid of your countless fans who are the real heroes!"
Are?
Xin Zhao?
Really a hero?
Lin Zhibai didn't even think about it, and directly replied to An'an: "Ants line the locust trees, earthworms shake the trees, and fools pretend to be virtuous."
Fools claim to be arrogant! ?
Another extremely wonderful second line!
An An sighed and didn’t want to read the comments anymore. She just turned off the computer and was out of sight, out of mind!
Alley too!
What kind of couplet rhythm does it bring!
This thing really can’t beat Bai Di!
But when netizens saw that An An had stopped saying anything, they felt regretful. After scolding him for a few times, he even started to say:
“Where are Alei, Zhao Xin and An An’s leading brother?”
“Ge Wu!”
"come out faster!"
“Let’s also fight against Bai Di!”
"that is!"
“You and your family must be in order!”
“I seem to remember that Ge Wu is also a master of couplets.”
“Come on, come on!”
“I’m just going to see if any of you can beat Bai Di today!”
Be reasonable.
Ge Wu wanted to pretend to be dead.
Although I haven’t watched Bai Di’s Couplet Competition, I have heard of the name “Yansuo Pondliu” and know that he is a king-level figure.
But netizens are so loud, and it seems that the whole Internet is watching now. Ge Wu is a little unable to get off the stage and is blocked, but he also has some confidence in his heart, so that's right. Who is afraid of whom? Simply Aite Baidi said:
“In the mountain where two monkeys are cutting wood, this monkey can also saw each other!”
His first couplet was so cruel that Bai Di not only had to fight neatly, he also had to scold him back severely, otherwise he would be considered at a disadvantage!
“Hahaha, this is cruel!”
“It’s the elder Ge who has to take action!”
"Well, Mr. Ge is also a dominating opponent!"
“Do you really think Bai Di is invincible against the pair?”
“The elder is mighty!”
“Mr. Ge, fight him to death!”
Ge Wu's fans screamed with excitement.
However, this excitement only lasted for less than half a minute, and Bai Di's response came, and the scolding was even more severe:
“A horse is stuck in the mud, how can this beast get out of the way?”
In an instant!
All the netizens who were watching had an orgasm!
“Wonderful!”
“This second line is invincible!”
“Isn’t Ge Wu just working alone now?”
“An An, Zhao Xin and A Lei who were with him all ran away!”
“The key is that he still dares to act!”
"Hahahaha, the so-called "out of hoof" actually means "out of question", which is a homophonic pronunciation!
“Just like the antithesis of the saw in the first couplet, it is actually a homophony of the couplet!”
"Cool!"
“It turns out that Bai Di is not only invincible against his opponents, he is also invincible when he uses his opponents to curse people!”
Depend on!
Too cruel!
Would this make someone autistic?
Ge Wu’s fans have stopped talking.
Ge Wu was shaking in front of the computer. He is also a well-known figure in the literary world, but today he was called a "beast"!
I was just mocking you for being a monkey!
He typed back angrily: "Who said a dog dares to bully a tiger!"
Lin Zhibai’s Internet speed is very fast. When he turned on 5g, he immediately replied: “Do you know that a fish can’t become a dragon?”
Ge Wu’s breath began to become turbulent, and he almost had an asthma attack on the spot. But at this moment, Bai Di actually said:
“You are still young and miss the old man?”
This is clearly a first couplet, and it also has a strong sense of irony. If Ge Wu can't return the irony, the confrontation will be meaningless!
Think quickly, think quickly, think quickly!
Ge Wu couldn't help but sweat anxiously and racked his brains.
But a few minutes later, there was still no second line. Instead, Lin Zhibai felt tired and started typing, ending the farce:
“Be a scholar without talent!”
Ge Wu finally had an asthma attack. It took him a long time to inhale the aerosol before he recovered, but his eyes were frighteningly red.
He lost.
The loss was extremely miserable.
In the end, because he couldn't match Bai Di's second line, he was severely beaten by the other party with the sentence "If you don't have talent, you can be a scholar", and by the way, he gave the second line to himself!
But netizens have been shown off!
“In a verbal battle with the Confucian scholars, all the literati fell to their knees!”
“As for the couplet, Bai Di is really invincible in Qinzhou. The last sentence [No talent can be a scholar], in conjunction with the scene where Ge Wu cannot make the second couplet, really fits the situation!”
"yes!"
"Gewu'an'an Alei and Zhao Xin came out in the first couplet. Bai Di responded perfectly, but the old man in his first couplet had no countermeasures!"
“I love Bai Di so much!”
"You still think that Bai Di is not worthy of going to the poetry club? Duizi is not as elegant as poetry, but if you don't have talent and learning, you won't be able to play to Bai Di's level!"
“Attention!”
“I didn’t fall in love with Bai Di because of his music, but I was completely conquered by his pairings!”
“Today I have seen how harsh the literati’s scoldings can be!”
"Bai Di didn't use any curse words throughout the whole process. He doesn't have a certain level. If he can only curse like a shrew, he will lose!"
“No one should dare to compete with Bai Di in couplets in the future! He is the king of Dui Wang! I never knew Bai Di had such a violent side before, he likes me so much!”
Pent Baidi's main force was completely dispersed.
Lin Zhibai was surprised to find that his number of fans started to skyrocket, and it reached 60 million in a blink of an eye. He estimated that he could easily break 100 million this year.
“Is it so powerful against pairs?”
Lin Zhibai was stunned for a moment, but he understood the reason in a flash. I am afraid it was not just a problem with the pair, but also because his account was usually too low-key and did not post any daily updates. Today, he continued to post updates and his activity level was very high. It's high enough and the content is quite exciting, so it attracts so many people's attention.
Not like those stars.
I post daily photos online every now and then, and occasionally reply to messages from fans in the front row.
Of course, those celebrity accounts have dedicated operation teams, and even if they reply to fans, they may not be operated by the celebrities themselves.
After the main force of the spray dispersed.
Lin Zhibai found that only some literary elites and some unwilling opponents and fans were still chattering, but he did not continue to pay attention. Anyway, he was already happy.
This wave is a big win!
And this couplet battle was reported wildly by major media soon after:
"The White Emperor's tongue-in-cheek battle with the Confucian scholars!" 》
"Gewu Arei, Zhao Xin'an and An'an were defeated miserably! 》
《白帝! Against the king of kings! 》
"The literati's pen is like a knife?" Bai Di's couplet is the fastest knife! 》
Many celebrities in the literary world questioned Bai Di’s qualifications to participate in the poetry competition! 》
"What is the level of poetry of the invincible Baidi in the couplet?" 》
《After the verbal battle with the Confucian scholars, the whole Internet paid attention to the trip of Baidi Poetry Conference! 》
There is no Zhuge Liang in this world.
However, Lin Zhibai forcefully created the Blue Star version of the scene of "tonguing with the Confucians"!
The king of kings!
This is Bai Di's new name, which sounds much more domineering than "The Grandmaster of New Year Songs" and "The Grandmaster of Divine Comedy".
However, Lin Zhibai couldn't laugh or cry. A mean voice seemed to appear in his mind:
“I am the number one scholar of the Seven Provinces and a staff general, and I am known as the king of kings!”
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ps: There is basically no couplet plot in the back, let’s write poems next. But don’t worry, there won’t be a plot like the previous book where countless poems were written at once. This time we are pursuing the situation and nature of the plot.
(End of this chapter)