Chapter 188 The Song of the Pig
“Then I’ll start.”
Sima Zhu even Mai Chuci, hesitantly said: "I used to be called Sima Zhu when I was a professional, because my family has raised pigs since I was a child, so I personally like pigs very much, and of course I also like to eat pork. And some fans will Call me Brother Pig, or Mr. Chu Ci, how about you write a song with the theme of pig?"
With "pig" as the title?
This Sima Zhu really knows what the effect of a live broadcast is, and he also knows how to create topics for himself, even using his own ID as the topic.
Tsk tsk.
This Sima Zhu looks honest and honest, but he is quite ruthless.
Netizens have been paying attention to Chu Ci's performance. When Sima Zhu asked the pig question, everyone clearly saw that Chu Ci was stunned. The virtual character in the camera stopped moving and made no sound. He seemed very silent. So everyone is very happy.
Well, this is just a live broadcast effect deliberately done by Lin Zhibai.
He was silent for a while before slowly musing: "Brother Pig...with the theme of pig..."
He seems to be stuck in a long exam.
The more Chu Ci looked embarrassed, the happier the audience was. Many people liked the anchor's frustration when watching the live broadcast.
Especially those anchors who show off amazingly, it’s most interesting to watch them lose their **** occasionally.
Of course everyone is thinking about it too.
What kind of song can be written with pigs as the theme?
However, everyone has no idea at all, because Blue Star has no fire songs about "pig" at all. At most, some sweet love songs mention nicknames such as "little pig", which mostly happen between lovers.
“Who would normally write a song about pigs?”
“Chu Ci has no choice now.”
：???)
“laugh to death.”
“Well done!”
“Chu Ci is confused!”
“Hahahaha, I’m calling you arrogant!”
“It’s so challenging to come up!”
“I can’t write it anymore!”
Some fans are making fun of it, while others are negative fans who only want to see the joke.
And Lin Zhibai had already picked up the pen and started writing songs.
One minute.
Two minutes.
three minutes.
No one knows what Lin Zhibai wrote.
Five minutes later, Sima Zhu saw that Chu Ci seemed to be in a difficult position, so he coughed and said, "Maybe I can change my request. If Teacher Chu Ci feels that..."
He was afraid that the topic would be too difficult and would offend Chu Ci.
Sima Zhu didn’t mean it. He made a request subconsciously, ignoring the difficulty of the request.
"Need not."
Chu Ci finally put down his pen and said with a smile, "Everyone has been waiting for a long time."
Is this available?
Sima Zhu was stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
Chu Ci had already picked up his guitar and said, "Since everyone calls you Brother Pig, let me sing "Pig Song" for everyone."
uh-huh?
Is Pig Song OK?
Just when everyone was a little dazed, Lin Zhibai strummed the guitar and sang:
“Pig~
Your nose has two holes
When you have a cold, you still have runny nose..."
Poof!
The barrage suddenly burst into laughter!
These lyrics are really about pigs!
Sima Zhu opened his mouth in the live broadcast room!
“Pig~
You have dark eyes
Looking and looking, I can’t see the edge..."
Sima Zhu’s eyes began to widen, as if he really looked like a pig.
“Pig~
Your ears are so big
Housing and fanning, you can’t hear me calling you stupid..."
Sima Zhu smiled.
“Pig~
Your tail is curled and curled
It turns out you can’t do without it when you’re running or jumping…”
As Chu Ci spoke "pig" one by one, Sima Zhu was so happy that he started dancing.
At this moment.
Chu Ci suddenly put down his guitar, turned around and faced an electronic keyboard, and started playing it quickly!
The music becomes cheerful!
The rhythm is very strong!
Chu Ci seemed to be in high spirits, and his whole body was moving to the rhythm of the music. The intense melody also reached the ears of all the audience:
“Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail
A good boy who is never picky about food
Sleep until three hours after being exposed to the sun every day
Never brush your teeth
Never fight…”
Sima Zhu's smile suddenly stopped, his eyes became rounder, his mouth opened wider, he felt goosebumps all over his body, and his expression was indescribably funny.
He was shocked!
The barrage was even more crazy, and the audience was shocked. This chorus immediately completed the song, and it was very pleasant to listen to!
“Fuck!”
“Awesome!”
“Laughing like crazy!”
“Every sentence really sounds like a pig!”
“This is okay!?”
“How did you write this song?”
“The time is so short!”
“God-like Chu Ci!”
“The key is that this song is pretty good!”
"so cute!"
Lin Zhibai didn’t watch the barrage, he picked up the guitar again.
“Pig~
Your belly is so bulging
You can tell at a glance that you can’t stand the hardships of life
Pig~
Your skin is so white
Finish singing a few lines.
“It is said that your ancestors are very strange
The fortune teller said that he was destined to have a peach blossom.
Happy and happy when seeing a pretty girl
Won’t blush
Not afraid
Cough…”
Lin Zhibai sang this, looking at the camera and looking at Sima Zhu, who was in a row with him:
“You are just like him.”
Sima Zhu recovered from the shock and laughed loudly. As a result, he accidentally made a pig sound of "snoring".
“Kneel down!”
"Chu Ci, please accept my knee!" "Hahahaha Sima Zhu!"
“This pig’s cry is so spiritual!”
“Absolutely awesome!”
“Mom, come out and see the gods!”
“You can write a song about pigs!”
“I feel like he’s calling me a pig!”
“No, his name is Sima Pig!”
“Brother Pig, Pig’s Song!”
Barrages appeared in the live broadcast room like crazy, and Sima Pig screamed:
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!”
“No offense intended.” Lin Zhibai smiled.
“It’s so scary, so scary! I’m still getting goosebumps all over my body! Teacher Chu Ci, please accept my bow!”
Said.
Sima Zhu bowed crazily directly to the camera.
This was not just licking, Sima Zhu was really shocked, because he thought of the topic at the last moment, and Chu Ci wrote the song. The key point is that not only the lyrics of this song are not far-fetched, but the melody is also very nice. !
“It sounds so good! I kind of want to cry.”
Sima Zhu was a little excited and actually squeezed out a tear, but it may not be because he was moved, it was most likely because he was laughing.
"nice! You love it."
Lin Zhibai came closer to the camera, blinked one eye, and winked at the audience, "What do you think?"
“Sounds good!”
"Perfect!"
“You are invincible!”
“I’m convinced, I’m convinced, I’m totally convinced!”
“As expected of someone who can write a song even while in jail!”
"too strong!"
“Is this a saliva song?”
“Created in five minutes, with this quality, what more can you ask for!”
Yes.
The quality of this song is indeed inferior to those released by Chuci Zhengerbajing, but it was written in five minutes!
Besides, it doesn’t matter whether it is a saliva song or not.
The melody is really catchy and very memorable, and the lyrics are perfectly suited to the situation. Every sentence is inseparable from the pig!
The most amazing thing is the last sentence, you are very much like him!
It was directly sublimated.
It makes people feel that this song is not only about pigs, but also about people.
To be able to write such a song in such a short period of time requires not only the ingenuity of a genius composer, but also the quick wit of a genius lyricist!
…
In front of the screen.
Lin Hu watched the live broadcast and sneered again and again.
How could this song be composed live?
Lin Hu’s little follower also thinks so, this Sima Zhu is 200% a shill!
“The acting is pretty good.”
Lin Hu has been observing Sima Zhu's expression, but he didn't see any flaws. The acting skills of this game area anchor are pretty good.
As for Chu Ci?
Since he is a virtual character, his expression cannot be seen, but from his tone, it seems that he is not revealing anything.
“They look really alike.”
Lin Hu admired these two people a little. They performed the double act very well, and many viewers believed it.
Except for his own followers, few people question his song?
Also, why do you always feel like something is wrong?
Lin Hu always felt that Chu Ci's voice was inexplicably annoying, and the tone of the other person's words also made him feel very uncomfortable.
“I’ll expose him!”
Lin Hu was about to reward him, but just as he was about to reward him, his hand stopped.
Chu Ci and Sima Zhu are still connected to the wheat.
Sima Zhu is talking non-stop.
“I was worried just now that you couldn’t write a song about pigs, and I was thinking about asking Teacher Chu Ci to write a song based on the game I played. I didn’t expect you to actually write it...”
“What is your game called?” Lin Zhibai asked.
“Glory to the counter-war.” Sima Zhu said quickly.
Sima Zhu is considered a big anchor on this platform, but he is still very humble in front of Chu Ci, keeping a very low profile and unabashedly trying to please.
The audience didn’t think Sima Zhu was flattering, they felt it was natural.
“Glory against the war…”
Lin Zhibai thought for a while and said, "Do you want to hear it?"
Sima Zhu was stunned for a moment, "What are you listening to?"
Lin Zhibai smiled and said, "Don't you want me to write a song based on the game you play?"
“Yes, but you have just…”
"Looking at the fact that you gave me a super popular reward, I will write you another popular song."
"May I!?"
Sima Zhu was overjoyed. Now that he had seen Chu Ci's strength, he couldn't help but look forward to it.
“Okay, I have some ideas.”
Lin Zhibai took out a pen and paper and started writing again.
The audience was shocked!
“Want one more song?”
"With "Glory Against the War" as the title?"
“Then Chu Ci is going to write a custom-made rhythm song for “Glory Against the War”?
"I go!"
“Maybe it’s really a custom-made song!”
“Yayyiyo!”
“It’s too fierce!”
“Last live broadcast, after every song Chu Ci finished writing, he would take a break for more than half an hour and chat with everyone. This time he has to continue writing songs!”
“How many brain cells will this cost?”
hehe.
Lin Hu temporarily gave up the reward, looked at the little follower and said: "Look, I just said it was a shill. I guess the game maker "Glory of the Counter Battle" has reached a cooperation with Kunpeng and wants to use Chu Ci to promote it. Woolen cloth."
“Almost like a stone hammer!”
The little follower nodded heavily, it must be the official "Glory of the Counter War" who asked Chu Ci to cooperate!
(End of this chapter)