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"Is such that."
Leziren began to tell the story seriously, "I have a friend who was imprisoned for fighting with someone and was sentenced to more than three years. Then I went to visit him some time ago. This guy is in his thirties, and now his hair is all white. I asked him what was going on, and he said that he was worried every day and didn't know how to face his family. Inside, he regretted every day that he was too impulsive and shouldn't have gotten into **** with others. However, the man who was fighting with him also went in, and even more It’s terrible, I was sentenced to more than four years…”
Lin Zhibai was stunned.
The audience was also dumbfounded.
Let me ask you a tricky question, why did you directly tune the emotional radio station to the legal channel?
“Poof!”
"Hahaha."
“What kind of question is this!”
“Chu Ci: I think you are trying to embarrass me!”
“Does Chu Ci have to go in after singing this song?”
“Is going to jail okay?”
“I’m going to embarrass Chu Ci, but I’m not asking you to confuse Chu Ci directly.”
“What’s the difference between this and my girlfriend asking me to pick the moon from the sky and give it to her?”
“Only the wrong person’s name is given without the wrong ID.”
“What a fun person!”
"Killing me!"
No one expected that the show would be so effective when the Music Man came on stage. Even though he knew that it was impossible to write a song about this topic, there were still people cheering on the screen:
"Come!"
"you write!"
“Next is the rule of law program.”
“If you can write this song, I’ll eat the keyboard right away. Don’t you think the previous question was too easy? Isn’t this exciting enough?”
Is this a live broadcast?
This is so fun, isn’t it?
What happened in Chu Ci’s live broadcast room directly made many people fall in love with this format. Now everyone wants to see Chu Ci suffer.
“Farewell!”
Lin Zhibai was also very cooperative and made a hand gesture towards the camera, looking like he was about to be humiliated and released.
The audience laughed.
The music man seemed to feel that his topic was a bit outrageous, and the things he talked about seemed to be unable to be used as material for writing a song. "Well, I'm just a little emotional. Either Teacher Chu Ci will pretend that I didn't say anything, so just sing whatever you want. As long as you We love to listen to it when it’s sung.”
Very naughty.
Lin Zhibai held up his forehead, but he was secretly exchanging songs with the system. He pretended to be silent for more than ten seconds, and then suddenly said:
"wait a second."
As he said this, Lin Zhibai began to write a song.
The audience was stunned for a moment when they saw Lin Zhibai's posture, but then everyone laughed even more happily. This is not music material at all!
“Small!”
“Still pretending.”
“How to write this thing?”
"The title of the song is "Prison"?"
"Song title "Rule of Law Online"."
“laugh to death.”
“He actually tried to create!”
Lin Zhibai kept writing and didn't speak, but the audience in the live broadcast room didn't feel bored at all. Everyone was having fun communicating with each other through barrages.
Sudden.
Lin Zhibai stopped writing and went to the corner of the room to get an erhu. He didn't know many musical instruments. He was best at the piano and guitar, and he also knew a little bit about electronic keyboards. He was only half-skilled at the erhu, but he was average in the live broadcast room. The audience should be barely adequate.
Has it really been written down?
The audience couldn't help but be confused when they saw Chu Ci taking out the erhu, and Lin Zhibai played the erhu amidst the confusion of the audience. They could only hear the sound of the erhu vibrating through the snake skin and the horsetail bow constantly rubbing the strings. A feeling of sadness and melancholy filled the entire live broadcast room instantly.
"wrong."
Suddenly he played a wrong note. Lin Zhibai muttered something and then played it again, which immediately made the audience happy.
Can you do it?
Slender dog.
Lin Zhibai sang amidst the barrage of ridicule. The singing voice matched the sound of the erhu, and the atmosphere was really subtle:
“Sorrow, sorrow
Sorrow makes your head turn white
Since I separated from you, I have lived in the prison building
Tears can’t stop flowing
Unable to stop flowing downwards
I have a 2-foot-8 sign hanging around my neck and it’s driving me around in the streets and alleys..."
As Lin Zhibai sang such a lyric, the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing. The main reason was that the erhu combined with this pretentiously sad sound not only did not make people feel sad, but instead gave them a strong sense of joy!
“I can see that I am really sad!”
"Living in the prison building? Can't stop the tears from flowing? Should I say it or not, these lyrics are really suitable for the occasion. Chu Ci is really talented!"
“This is how talent is used?”
“He has entered the perspective of a criminal!”
“Do you want it to be so funny?”
“Do you think in ancient times, criminals were paraded through the streets?”
“Yes, he has manipulated the psychology of the people in prison.”
“So down-to-earth!”
“How is this down to earth?”
“This song is a grounding prison!”
“Almost connected to the underworld!”
When he sang this, Lin Zhibai suddenly had an image of Bai Zhantang singing this song in "Wulin Gaiden" in Lin Zhibai's mind. The feeling of not having to pursue the expression of the song itself was very easy to imitate. After all, in this era, everyone can't get into it. song, so what he mainly pursues is the kind of effect that obviously wants to express sadness, but the more it makes people want to laugh:
“Holding Wo Wo Tou in hand
There is not a drop of oil in the dish..."
Lin Zhibai sang this lyrics very slowly, as if he was about to cry. If it was just funny before, this part is hilarious!
"ah!"
“Oh my God!”
“This lyric is absolutely amazing!”
"Holding the steamed buns in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish, this singing voice is unparalleled, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
“Erhu is a true god!”
"Isn't this better than a guitar?" Lin Zhibai continued to sing in the midst of laughter: "How painful life is in prison. Step by step, I am heartbroken. Holding the glutinous rice **** in my hands, my tears can't stop flowing down. The crimes I have committed How shameful it is, how can I raise my head? I have lost my freedom without my loved ones, and my tears have turned into bitterness. From now on, I will not be able to see my loved ones again, and my heart will be filled with infinite sorrow..."
finally.
Singing finished.
The barrage exploded just as Lin Zhibai imagined. After all, this song can easily create a contrasting sense of joy. However, Lin Zhibai had just considered customizing "Tears Behind Bars" directly with the system, and finally changed his mind and used this song.
Why?
Because this song has appeared more than once in "Wulin Gaiden", Bai Zhantang always likes to sing it, so he might as well take advantage of the excitement of the live broadcast and sing it directly, so that everyone can smile knowingly when they watch the show again in the future. Besides, this song The lyrics of the song are indeed close to what the music man said.
The barrage exploded!
“This song reminds me of the days when I used to step on a sewing machine. The lyrics are right. I am holding a steamed bun in my hand and there is really no oil in the dish.”
“Brother has experience!”
“It’s obviously a very sad song, but I always feel like laughing when I listen to it. Maybe it’s because I don’t have that experience, but why are you so skilled in Chu Ci!”
“Have you ever squatted in there?”
“He took it all in directly!”
“After listening to this song, I was greatly alerted!”
“Hahahahaha, it has really become a legal program. This song is to persuade everyone not to embark on the path of illegal crime!”
"Depend on!"
“I really asked him to write it out!”
“How did you write this?”
“Guess what, it’s really not a problem for him!”
Some people laughed, some were really alarmed, but most of them were shocked, because the song is complete and the melody is good, especially the part "there is not a drop of oil in the wowotou vegetables in the hands", the image is too strong !
The program is very effective.
Looking at the barrage, Lin Zhibai felt that the time was almost up, so he smiled and said: "Let's call this song "Sorrow, Sorrow". All three songs have been sung, and we have been chatting for a long time. Today's live broadcast is about the same It’s over. If you like my live broadcast, you can follow me and you will receive a notification next time I start a live broadcast. Of course, I will also notify you on Jiguang before the live broadcast."
“Is this the end?”
“Play it for a while longer!”
“Teacher Chu Ci plays another song!”
“I’ll **** off for you!”
"Although but...people cannot...at least should not..."
“I’m not happy yet!”
“This live broadcast is so interesting, completely different from what I imagined!”
“Will these songs be released?”
“I want "Happy Breakup"!"
“I want "The Girl Opposite Look Over"!"
“Am I the only one who likes "Sorrow"?"
The audience was still unsatisfied and reluctant to let Chu Ci's live broadcast end like this. Lin Zhibai thought about it and simply diverted traffic to other anchors.
So.
Lin Zhibai said: "Since everyone hasn't seen enough, let's go check the rooms of other anchors and see their performances."
Said.
Lin Zhibai clicked on the live broadcast platform and took everyone directly into the live broadcast room of a female anchor.
The female anchor is dancing.
Keeping your eyes on the barrage.
Suddenly saw:
“Anti-pornography brigade!”
"Spot checks!"
“Chu Ci’s ward rounds!”
“Teacher Chu Ci is here!”
“Teacher Chu Ci is watching you dance!”
“Chu Ci Chu Ci!”
The female anchor's voice trembled with excitement, "Welcome Teacher Chu Ci for ward rounds... eh? Ward rounds?"
What kind of nonsense is this?
It’s unlucky!
Forget it, it’s not important.
Chu Ci is a big star, and he is not the same as a small anchor like himself. He danced for a long time, and there were not many viewers. When Chu Ci saw it, the number of viewers suddenly jumped into the millions, which was simply outrageous!
take this opportunity.
The female anchor twisted around like crazy. Her waist was thin, her skin was tender, her voice was charming, her legs were long, and her eyes were bright.
Performed beyond the ordinary.
Lin Zhibai whispered: "Is this something I can watch for free?"
The female anchors in this world are self-taught, their dynamic light waves are almost jumping out, and they have already touched a bit of the essence of the live broadcast in the dance area.
Chu Ci’s audience was also stimulated by this female anchor!
"ah!"
“Type with both hands to prove your innocence!”
“I think...I might not be able to go back...”
“Isn’t this more exciting than listening to music?”
“I’m sorry, Teacher Chu Ci!”
“Just tell Teacher Chu Ci and I won’t go back.”
“I have to stay in her live broadcast room to criticize this kind of dance!”
Tsk tsk.
Everyone is in high spirits.
This live broadcast has a bit of a past life feel.
Lin Zhibai felt that the time had come, and took advantage of the audience's attention being diverted to bid farewell to everyone decisively.
“See you in the next live broadcast!”
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ps: This song needs to be sung in a creative way, otherwise it won’t taste good.
(End of this chapter)