Chapter 158 hilarious broadcast
Comparing to the anger of netizens, the industry noticed some information from Kunpeng’s statement.
Since it can be broadcast so soon, what Kunpeng will be filming this time must be a short play or something like some short videos?
From this point of view, everyone can understand why Kunpeng is not willing to invest too much money in it. Maybe this short drama was just for the newcomers to practice and shoot, but unexpectedly it was exposed as shoddy news...
But why are you making such a big splash when you make a short play?
Aren’t you just on the cusp of the storm by airing it at this time?
Can such a worthless little short drama still save you Kunpeng Video?
Furthermore, even if you are a short drama, it is shoddy and even practitioners with a little experience will look down on it. Do you think that netizens will easily spare Kunpeng like this?
Jiang Cheng had said something before:
I have to give an explanation to the website’s eight million members and will produce some new and high-quality content for everyone.
Don’t do porcelain work without diamonds.
This sentence will become a target for netizens to attack Kunpeng!
You can’t say that this crude short drama is what Kunpeng calls “high-quality content”, right?
Are you trying to trick the audience into thinking they are fools, or are you just going to watch this short drama just to get the traffic this scandal brings?
The correct way to deal with it is to increase investment, re-shoot, and make this movie well. Let’s not talk about the content. At least the quality of the production must keep up. At the same time, let the public relations department and the public explain that the length of this drama is very short. Just for everyone to watch and enjoy.
What the **** is going on head on?
The industry cannot understand why Kunpeng is seeking death.
Even if many people realize that this is a short drama, Kunpeng’s public relations handling is still eye-catching.
And in the villa.
Lin Zhibai worked overtime that night and went through the content he had already shot to see if there were any problems.
“It’s not a big problem…”
This play has a bit about Journey to the West and the Three Kingdoms.
There is no Journey to the West or Three Kingdoms in this world, so Lin Zhibai made reasonable adjustments to the relevant content. Because "Wan Wan Wan Fang" has several seasons of content, Lin Zhibai simply put the content of several seasons together. Anyway, the content is similar. , there is no need to break it up so much. This drama is used to attract traffic to the website. Its purpose is very simple.
At the same time, this also reminded Lin Zhibai.
The filming of "Unexpectedly" still had some plot points that needed to be adjusted.
The upcoming "Wulin Gaiden" will be filmed in the future. Many of the jokes in it are inherited from Jin Yong's martial arts novels. If there were no works by Mr. Jin in this world, some of the jokes would not be available to everyone.
Such as Guo Juxia or something like that.
Perhaps I have to keep Hou Ye busy, at least to get out the more involved things in "Wulin Gaiden" first.
Of course not all of them are done.
Some things can be explained to the outside world, and it is linked to some of the future works of Evernight Hou. Please look forward to this in the future.
“Let’s go back and find the big three.”
Kunpeng and the three majors are still cooperating, and they will not break up just because Kunpeng has produced a film and television series on his own. Before breaking up, he should make full use of the power of the three majors.
Lin Zhibai gradually had a new plan in mind.
…
Yin Dongnuan knew that Feng Shuo was the director of Kunpeng's new drama.
Feng Shuo immediately shared the good news with Lin Zhibai and Yin Dongnuan after being selected as the director of "Unexpectedly".
At this time, the drama "Unexpectedly" is at the forefront.
Yin Dongnuan was very worried and led Lin Zhibai and Feng Shuo to form a small group of three people.
Yin Dongnuan: “@风硕, what’s going on with your drama?”
Feng Shuo: "It's just like what is said online. Our crew is relatively poor, but we definitely didn't do it shoddily. We shot this drama very seriously..."
Yin Dongnuan: "Is it a short play?"
Feng Shuo: "It seems you guessed it. It's very short, that's why it can be broadcast so quickly."
Yin Dongnuan: “…”
Lin Zhibai: "@ Fengshuo can it be done?"
Feng Shuo: "Don't worry, you two. Most of the photographer's revelations are consistent with the facts, but sometimes, even if you know many facts, they will still interfere with your judgment before you see all the facts. Netizens' Complaints, or rather anger, are based on our poor attitude, and we made this drama just to fool the public, but our attitude is not a problem. In addition, many people cannot imagine that our crew is saving money for the sake of comedy effect. "
Yin Dongnuan: “Saving money just for the sake of comedy effect?”
Lin Zhibai: "Are you kidding?"
Feng Shuo: "Anyway, you will know after watching our drama."
Yin Dongnuan: "Just don't be tricked by Kunpeng. Be careful they drag you out to be their scapegoat."
Lin Zhibai: “…”
Even though he pretended to be ignorant in the group, Lin Zhibai still couldn't help but laugh and cry because Yin Dongnuan was so suspicious of Kunpeng.
There is indeed a way to replace the dead ghost.
For example, when this drama was a hit on the street, the responsibility was put on the director, explaining to the public that "the director wanted to make this drama this way."
Anyway, the screenwriter Bu Yehou is very popular, so the pan can be made non-stick.
And Kunpeng can’t say that he completely shied away the blame, but he can at least let director Feng Shuo share half of the pressure.
But "Wonderful Unexpectedly" is unlikely to be a hit on the street.
Taking a step back, even if this short drama really fails, he will not cheat his good friends.
…
The next day.
Public opinion continues to ferment as Lin Zhibai imagined.
Lin Zhibai would even take the initiative to pay attention to some online complaints or even curses about Kunpeng.
Because this is the situation he wants to see. In fact, if Lin Zhibai is willing, he can explain the matter more clearly.
But it’s not necessary.
It will be broadcast in the evening anyway.
Didn’t you see that netizens are waiting for your drama to be aired to see how I can kill you?
Everyone has their keyboards ready, how can I not cooperate?
As the day progressed, public opinion continued to ferment little by little.
morning.
noon.
afternoon.
Six p.m.
Seven o'clock in the evening.
7:50 pm!
With the ten-minute countdown to the last broadcast, the traffic of Kunpeng Video began to increase, and a large number of netizens poured in!
In the industry.
Three big ones.
Everyone is paying attention!
Not everyone had high expectations for "Unexpectedly", almost everyone came here as a joke.
“It’s about to begin!”
“I’m ready to squirt!”
“If it hadn’t been for the script written by Mr. Bu Yehou, I wouldn’t have watched it.”
“Perhaps Mr. Bu Yehou didn’t expect that his script would be so ruined by Kunpeng.”
“Ouch!”
“It’s time, I’ll wipe it, and I’ll update ten episodes in one go!”
"Um?"
“The first episode is so short!”
“This is shorter than a short play!”
During the discussion, the audience had already clicked on the first episode, but the first episode only lasted for more than three minutes, which instantly blinded many people's eyes.
Isn't this too short?
Everyone is a little confused.
At this time at home, Yin Dongnuan also logged into Kunpeng Video, and directly turned on the screencasting mode to watch it on a super large TV.
The opening theme plays.
"The pressure of life makes me forget who I am. I want to be a hero but I am still the unlucky Wang Dachui. This world makes you helpless and you don't know whether it is good or bad. It changes too fast and I am afraid that I will miss this era. I am looking around and looking around. Too much confusion, I think of running under the sunset, that is you, that is your lost youth
I never expected that my moral integrity would disappear.
I never imagined that the world would be so amazing
Never expected la la la la la
I look forward to having ten beautiful girls when I wake up. Reality will give you a pancake without eggs. The law of nature is that if you have money, you will kneel down to the uncle. If you don’t learn the moves of the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you will know it... "
Yin Dongnuan smiled.
This opening theme is quite fun, especially the last line "I never expected it, la la la la la" which somehow feels like a magical brainwashing.
Subsequently.
An advertising slogan appears:
Ah this…
Yin Dongnuan couldn't help but laugh. When she first heard that "this episode is sponsored and broadcast by the Qinzhou Temporary Workers Association", Yin Dongnuan didn't think anything was wrong. She also seriously thought about which association this was?
Is there such an association in Qinzhou?
When she saw the following sentence, "We are professionals in taking the blame," she realized that this sentence was purely a spoof and satire.
at the same time.
Some netizens also laughed, and everyone understood. This paragraph is a satire on the phenomenon of various temporary workers taking the blame in society. Anyway, it is the temporary workers who are responsible for the accident.
"Ha ha."
“It’s so ridiculous. I wonder where this poor crew can get funding. Is the Temporary Workers Association okay?”
“I didn’t feel anything was wrong at first.”
"Um?"
“The opening theme and this joke are both very funny.”
“Where is this? The main point is the main film. Don’t be dismissed by Kunpeng’s jokes!”
"that is."
“I’m holding the annual meeting of this crappy website. It’s too stupid to show me some shoddy stuff.”
“What good stuff can such a poor crew produce?”
“Low-cost production often means cheap but not good products.”
“Kunpeng is very temperamental. He is still not convinced that their quality is poor, and insists on broadcasting it on the cusp of the storm.”
“Then let’s take a look.”
Blue Star’s video website has barrage, and many people communicate directly through barrage. There are not only ordinary viewers, but also many people in the industry, and even the three major busybodies.
Discussion room.
The main film begins.
I saw a young man wearing ancient clothes appear in the camera. His expression was dull, as if his face was paralyzed, his mouth was slightly open, and his two front teeth could be vaguely seen, giving him an inexplicable sense of joy.
at the same time.
The voiceover sounds.
Psychological activities are matched with very rhythmic music: "My name is Wang Dachui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama."
The voice changed.
Wang Dachui suddenly turned his head and looked at the sword in his hand, his mouth still did not move, his mental activities continued to appear in the form of voice-over, this time it was an emotional complaint: "This is too low-cost! Where did the children's toy sword come from? ah!"
咻.
The children's toy sword in Wang Dachui's hand was flashing bulingbuling.
“It’s already of this quality, but it’s still so flashy!”
咻咻咻咻咻咻咻, the children’s toy sword in Wang Dachui’s hand flashed even more violently.
"Why?"
“You are still not convinced that your quality is poor!”
Poof!
Netizens couldn’t help but laugh.
This time I really couldn’t help it.
What does it mean to say "you are still not convinced that your quality is poor"?
Wang Dachui’s complaint, isn’t it the same complaint that netizens have made about Kunpeng in the past two days?
“What the hell!”
“Is a toy sword okay?”
“This is so **** funny!”
“Kunpeng is not lying. It really has special effects. Look at how this toy sword flashes. Hahahahahahaha. Are you sure you’re not making fun of yourself?”
“This is the most perfunctory special effect I’ve ever seen!”
“Where did you find this actor? He’s quite funny, his expression is inexplicably joyful.”
“The lines are also very interesting. You directly complained about your low cost and said what netizens said, leaving netizens speechless?”
The joy of this episode is so strong!
Combined with netizens’ complaints about Kunpeng’s drama and eating it together, no matter how funny people are, they can’t help but laugh.
hiss.
Everyone suddenly feels that this drama is not as bad as imagined?
…
The main film continues.
Suddenly someone jumped out across from Wang Dachui.
That’s right.
This ugly-looking man dressed in ancient costume jumped into the camera, holding an unsheathed sword in his hand, and read out his lines in a perfunctory manner:
"Hahaha!"
“If you want to rescue the princess, just...”
The man actually forgot his words and hummed for a long time, "Just...um...just...just step over my body! Yeah!"
Finally remembered.
This guy also affirmed himself.
Wang Dachui: “Please, can you memorize the lines before you come back?”
The man said: "Come on, use your unique skill, Nine Yang Divine Fist!"
Wang Dachui: "So I used a boxing technique...Nine Yang Divine Fist? It sounds ridiculous!"
唰.
Wang Dachui simply threw away the toy sword and clenched it with both hands. Then the special effects appeared. In fact, the lens was slightly distorted.
“I feel a powerful force is gathering into my fists!”
“My left fist is as hot as fire!”
“My right fist is as cold as ice!”
"Um?"
"I'm sorry, what the hell, I didn't even do any special effects. Just typing it is too perfunctory!"
Wang Dachui raised his fists.
The words "Fire Special Effects" are written on the left fist.
The words "Frost Special Effects" are written on the right fist.
The man shouted: "Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!"
Wang Dachui: "Hey! How did you know this? This name is too sentimental!"
The man acted without any care: "That's amazing!"
After saying this, the man shook his body wildly, and the words "fire special effects" and "frost special effects" kept appearing on his chest.
at last.
The man fell down and began to say his last words: "As expected of the successor of Nine Yang Divine Fist, I have no regrets in my career..."
Wang Dachui broke through the defense, "Wuhui, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I told you!"
The man continued to perform his own performance, and this time the performance was quite similar, "I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth."
With a gasp.
The man died on the spot.
…
this moment.
In front of the screen.
Yin Dongnuan was dumbfounded.
Netizens were dumbfounded.
Industry insiders were dumbfounded.
The people from the three major universities were also dumbfounded.
What the **** did you take this picture of?
Why can’t this villain even remember his lines?
How come this villain died without doing anything?
Can the special effects be more perfunctory?
Are the villain's last words before his death serious?
Poof!
After a moment of dumbfounding and daze, everyone burst into laughter. Even the industry insiders who came to watch the excitement and the three employees with malicious intentions couldn't help but laugh like crazy. Yin Dongnuan even laughed so hard that her stomach ached and she exerted all her strength. The child patted his thigh.
Can't help it!
I really can’t help it!
What on earth is this film about? The plot is obviously clueless, the actors’ performances and special effects are obviously perfunctory to the extreme, but it’s still so funny!
Crash.
Densely packed!
The barrage exploded!
(End of this chapter)