Mr. Yu felt that his capture of the red-lipped woman should be a sure thing.
He saw that his fingers were no more than an inch away from the woman's shoulder. He has even touched her long hair, which is soft, slender, slightly curly, smooth and shiny as satin.
Then the next moment, there seemed to be a flash of smoke in front of her eyes, and she suddenly disappeared.
He froze there, his fingers still in a grasping position in the air, which looked a bit like a spasm.
Everyone stared at these two people with burning eyes, and at this moment they also exclaimed "Ah..." and looked around blankly—where are they?
"Bang." With a sound, the person bumped into the chopping board full of sauced elbows.
Jing Hengbo was afraid that people would run away, so he flashed too fast, and felt that his lower back hit something hard, and something rolled down, with the unique smell of meat and star anise, slippery and hit her face.
As soon as she raised her hand, she grabbed an elbow thicker than her arm from her face. Before she could see the person clearly or apologize to him, she saw seven or eight lights flashing on the top of her head, like lightning In front of her eyes, it was so bright that it was dazzling. In the dazzling light, the weight in her hand suddenly became much lighter, and then something thin fell down one by one, and landed on her face, chest, and stomach...
Even if Her Majesty the Queen is used to wind and waves, she stayed there for a second. A second later, she subconsciously wanted to get up, and she just straightened her waist, "Shua." With a sound, the light slid past the tip of her nose, and a flower flew out in the air. The beautiful white flowers, the fleshy petals blooming in the stamens of the white flowers, fell on her face one after another.
She threw her arms back, trying to support her body on the chopping board, but she grabbed two sauced elbows. The swishing sound above her head continued, and the white light kept flying past the tip of her nose, forehead, corners of her lips, and cheeks, as if she was juggling. It will also become sliced meat in the rice noodle soup bowl.
There were applause from all around, and she pulled the corners of her lips—the one above her head played the knife very well, very well, but it was not very pleasant to play on her face.
"Bang." There was a loud noise, the chopping board beside her was buzzing and vibrating, and the light of the knife stopped. She turned her head and looked, oh, that huge knife, which was three times thicker than ordinary knives, was slashing viciously at her side, deeply Embedded in the chopping board, it was no more than a strand of hair away from her arm.
And the sauced elbow on her face has now left a bone with no trace of meat left...
"Excellent sword technique!" The martial arts practitioners among the onlookers praised him loudly.
"Let's have a plate of beauty meat slices!" More people rushed to order elbow slices—the sauce elbow slices shaved on the beauty's face must have a different taste.
Amid the din, the conversation continued quietly.
"This woman is a bit strange."
"She didn't do light work."
"When did Dahuang have martial arts that we don't know? Is the sky going to change?"
"The weather has changed a long time ago. It's about to rain. I have to close the stall early today and go back to do the laundry. These people stink to death."
"I said, didn't you find out that this woman came here on purpose?"
"I just saw her big breasts."
"Yeah, me too. I thought all the women in this world were coffin boards like pearls. So there are such things."
"Mingzhu was with her just now. Do you want to take it back with you?"
"don't want."
"don't want."
"Why? Anyway, we grew up together, and we will be half masters in the future."
"No breasts."
"Yes, no breasts. By the way, this one with breasts, who do you think she came for?"
"I."
"I."
"It must be me."
…
Jing Hengbo stood up straight with the greasy chopping board on his back, so he didn't need to look at Zhuanzhu, this man with an elbow was definitely not Gong Yin.
There were two other people helping at the stall, one with rice noodles and the other with rice noodle soup. When she was elbowed in the face, the two of them didn't stop working from beginning to end.
The Zhuhong line is basically static. Nor will it be them.
There was a sound of wind in front of him, and Mr. Yu finally chased after him through the crowd. He seemed to be angry, and he grabbed her chest with his hands, "Come here!"
"Crack." A greasy bone hit the tip of his nose, making his eyes stare, and when he swung the bone away, the woman disappeared like a ghost.
In the next moment, Hengbo rushed to the mutton noodle stall.
This stall is the largest, has the most people, and is dressed in the most Gongyin style, but she didn't choose to come here because it feels too obvious, but it doesn't look like it.
When she stood still and looked around, she froze for a moment.
At some point, the seven or eight guys who were already busy stopped what they were doing, stood in a circle, folded their arms, and stared at her closely.
For a moment, she even had the urge to cross her arms - the eyes of these guys are so shameless! All of them stared at her chest!
Jing Hengbo has a hot figure, and she is used to men coveting her murder weapon before and after time travel, but men are such a thing, they save face, even if they salivate, they have to pretend to be serious, and what they want to see is to look left and right. Glance, use the corner of the eye, use peripheral vision, use reflection, and use all kinds of concealed methods to eat ice cream with the eyes. How can there be such seven or eight people staring naked and undisguised?
It's just strange that although the eyes of this group of people are super rude, they don't have much obscenity. They seem to be more curious and appreciative. It seems to her that this group of people thinks this is very strange and very strange. It is beautiful, so you must stop and take a few more glances. As for whether the world thinks it is appropriate or not, they don't care.
Taking a closer look, she couldn't help being surprised. These seven or eight people were all tall and had ordinary faces, but when they calmed down and looked at people with their arms folded, they didn't look like a guy at all. The coarse white clothes were washed brightly, revealing a cleanliness that penetrated deep into the bone marrow.
The most terrible thing is that none of these seven or eight people moved!
A group of people outside the shed were clamoring for noodles, and the guys rolled their eyes impatiently. One of them kicked, and a white cloth fell from his head, with two **** words on it: close the stall!
Jing Hengbo was dumbfounded—these are all static, how can I find them?
To make matters worse, the group of people looked at the sky, and one of them closed the shed with a clatter, and he was really going to close the stall and walk.
Jing Hengbo looked around, and then at the Chaoshou stall next to him, feeling in a dilemma. She was afraid that there would be Gong Yin among the seven or eight people, and wanted to follow, but she was also afraid that Gong Yin was actually somewhere else nearby, and if she left, she would miss it.
what to do?
At this time, all the guys were cleaning up the stalls and preparing to walk, and it was about to rain.
Before the bead was taken out, the wind blew loudly, and Mr. Yu came after him relentlessly.
Jing Hengbo stepped aside, feeling irritable, and said angrily, "Third time!"
But Mr. Yu didn't seem to hear it at all, he turned around and grabbed her again, "I didn't agree to your bet!"
In a blink of an eye, Jing Hengbo saw that those guys had already collected all the utensils in the shed with their extremely fast hands and feet. He was anxious in his heart, stepped aside, and went to touch the beads again, "Get out of the way!"
"What do you always take out of your sleeve?" Mr. Yu finally noticed her movement, his eyes flashed, "Hidden weapon? Poison? Let me see?" He grabbed her sleeve with his hands.
Jing Hengbo stepped aside, and at this moment a tall guy walked past her, Jing Hengbo didn't care about Mr. Yu, and reached out to touch the guy's chest.
The guy tilted his head and was stunned.
Jing Hengbo didn't care about the turmoil in his heart, and he didn't feel the bone-chilling coldness when he touched it. Gong Yin's chest was always cold.
She immediately let go, reaching out to touch the next one.
At this moment, Mr. Yu caught it with his hand and grabbed Jing Hengbo's sleeve. With a "chi la", the sleeve was torn, and the bones rolled out.
Shocked, Jing Hengbo swung his arms and slanted them, but the bead didn't land on the ground, but rolled forward along the arm bone, just in time to roll into the front of the second clerk she opened.
The guy said "ah".
The guys on all sides froze instantly.
But Jing Hengbo couldn't care about anything else, he couldn't lose his pearls of discrimination! Stretch your hand into someone's skirt and take it out.
She was blocking that guy, and Mr. Yu was blocking her. The people outside couldn't see clearly, but the seven or eight guys in the vicinity could all see clearly, and their eyes were straight for a while.
Jing Hengbo pulled out twice, and the guy and she yelled "Ah" at the same time.
The buddy jumped up with a swish, and the pearls rolled out of his clothes. He rubbed his chest and shouted, "Oh, it's hot! Why is it so hot!"
The bead flew towards the other guy, the man stared dumbfounded and didn't know how to pick it up, Jing Hengbo pounced on him like a hungry tiger, knocked him down with a bang, grabbed the bead on his thigh, caught the bead instantly , she also trembled, almost throwing the beads out.
hot!
Surprised and delighted, she leaned on him and went to see the beads.
There was a sound of wind behind her, and someone pulled her up, and Mr. Yu's voice sounded disgustingly behind her again, "What kind of treasure? Let me see!"
When he pulled, Bianzhu slipped out of Jing Hengbo's hand again, and rolled into a puddle of muddy water on the ground.
Jing Hengbo finally couldn't bear it anymore. With one hand, he picked up the dripping mud and water and couldn't see the bloodshot Bianzhu, and with the other hand he swung violently.
The heavy tung oil umbrella that was carried by a man under his arm suddenly flew up, and with a "bang", it slammed into Mr. Yu's face hard.
The sound of heavy objects colliding with flesh was dull, and when the tung oil umbrella flew up, sticky blood flew out at the same time. Stained with a umbrella of red spots.
The soy sauce shop opened on Mr. Yu's face in an instant. When he fell on his head, he saw his nosebleeds soaring high and a rainbow streaked across the sky.
Someone screamed, "Killer! Killer!"
Someone pushed aside the crowd and uttered a terrified voice, "Young masters, come quickly, it's not good, Mr. Yu has been murdered!"
Someone rushed towards Jing Hengbo, the crowd was turbulent, Jing Hengbo didn't care to look at the beads, fearing that the crowd would lose this treasure, he hurriedly put the beads in his arms, his figure shuttled like electricity, before the crowd of fools who hadn't The soul-returning guys all touched their chests.
No cold boobs!
Jing Hengbo breathed out a long breath, and when he touched the last person, he squeezed his face mischievously—you dare to look, sister dares to touch, and it's better to say it!
"Close the stall, close the stall." She kicked the other guy's ass, "No delivery."
The turbulent crowd rushed forward, some were saving Mr. Yu, some were running out in a hurry, and a group of people were rushing in this direction. From a distance, it seemed that Mr. Yu's friend had come and would not leave. It's troublesome.
But she wasn't going to go.
Her eyes fell on the hand-made stall that had been doing business over there.
There is only the last one left, will he be there? If he was really there, and kept avoiding her, why didn't he leave now?
She walked slowly towards the stall.
The din of voices once again obscured the subtle conversations.
"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect Big Breasts to fall in love with me at first sight."
"Are you dazed? How did she fall in love with you at first sight?"
"Didn't you see she touched my breasts?"
"She also touched my chest, she even burned my belly button with a hot bead!"
"Stop being so narcissistic, didn't you see her lying on my lap?"
"You all shut up, she touched everyone's boobs, but she only pinched my face! My face!"
"In terms of uniqueness, she is unique to me. She kicked my ass! Compared with the face, don't you think the **** is the more secretive part of a man?"
…
The quarrel continued, and in another corner, someone was talking quietly.
"Brothers seem to be very busy recently."
"Maybe."
"It's almost enough to set up a stall in the downtown area to see the fireworks in the world. It's time to change your career."
"what do you think?"
"From tomorrow onwards, we will all pick up manure for farmers outside the city."
"..."