Vol 2 Chapter 6: Robber in the street (1)

"My fiancé, why did you let me pretend to be your husband?" Jing Hengbo stepped forward gracefully, and naturally took Yeluqi's arm, "I'll just do it myself."

Yeluqi suddenly turned to look at her.

Jing Hengbo didn't look at him, he just put his head on his shoulder coquettishly, and winked provocatively at Fei Luo, "The lady is getting old, so my wife and I should worry about this kind of thing for you, huh?"

"Uh..." Fei Luo's face was green and pale, as if he was too shocked to react, and he said after a while, "Where did you... get your fiancée from?"

Jing Hengbo smiled and said nothing—she had already written the beginning, and she didn't care about the follow-up. It was time for Yeluqi, the shooter.

Since she was pushed down inexplicably, she could only think of this method for a moment. Fortunately, her makeup skills were good, and she suppressed her voice. Under the shock of Fei Luo, she really didn't see it.

As for Yeluqi, he must know.

Sure enough, Yeluqi reacted very quickly, and immediately supported her arm with a smile, and said with a smile, "Why are you following me? You're so naughty..." Then he calmly said to Fei Luo, "This is my lady from the Southern Clan of Yu Country, She is currently my fiancée."

"How did the Nan family get married to your Yelu family? Why didn't I hear about it before?" Fei Luo looked suspiciously.

"It's still early when you left the Kingdom of Yu, so I'll tell you what's going on without reason." Yeluqi replied unceremoniously, "This is the arrangement of the family. You know, I am at fault. The arrangement of the family is my fault. Can't object."

Fei Luo was hit in the weak spot and immediately shut up. Yeluqi's fault was committed because of her.

"However, I am very satisfied with Miss Nan." Yeluqi turned his head and smiled at Jing Hengbo, "She is warm and kind, intelligent, good-natured, IKEA and IKEA, she is exactly what Yeluqi yearns for as his wife. "

Jing Hengbo rubbed the goose bumps on his arm, resisted looking into his affectionate eyes, and leaned his head gently on his arm.

There seemed to be another sound of cracking tiles overhead, but this time Fei Luo was distracted and didn't notice it.

"Your fiancée?" She obviously still didn't believe her, and looked her up and down, "Did she follow? Or did you bring it? How could she eavesdrop on the secret between you and me?" The voice of the last sentence turned sharp and murderous.

"Naturally, I brought it. Our husband and wife are one body, and we live and die together. How can there be a secret?" Yeluqi's smile is gentle and intoxicating.

Fei Luo's face became more and more ugly, "No! This is my secret! I won't allow anyone to eavesdrop! I want to deal with her!"

"You don't want my help anymore?" Yeluqi said lightly.

Fei Luo stopped walking, her eyebrows turned blue, "You..."

"I know you should have ambushed people not far from the courtyard to respond," Yeluqi said coldly, "but are you sure those people are still there?"

Fei Luo's complexion changed drastically.

"You and I met in private, and you have to prepare guards. Who are you guarding against?" Yeluqi smiled, with a deep smile.

"No, no, I'm not here to guard against you... If I don't believe you, how dare I meet you alone in this ancestral hall... You will never hurt me, I know." Fei Luo hurriedly explained, "I'm just worried that there are still enemies Get closer, like Yong Xizheng and the others..."

"If you want to touch my people," Yeluqi said softly, "then I may have to betray your trust."

Fei Luo clenched her lower lip, and took another look at Jing Hengbo. The light in the old ancestral hall was dim, and Jing Hengbo, who had been leaning on Yeluqi sweetly all the time, seemed to be a fair-looking man. A city girl.

Jing Hengbo doesn't wear high heels anymore, and even his height feels different from before.

Jing Hengbo felt that Fei Luo's eyes were full of murderous intent—this kind of woman actually loves herself the most, but she has an excellent sense of self and a strong desire to possess. All outstanding men are prey in their eyes, and all prey Even if they don't need it, in their subconscious mind, they should wait for themselves to get it. Once other hunters preempt them, they will feel that their self-esteem will be frustrated, and the fruit will be robbed.

As a result, she smiled sweeter and more innocently, and leaned on Yeluqi's arm to make her look even more feminine.

While laughing, he wondered at himself, obviously he was one of the enemies in front of him, and he clearly hated him, but he was still able to make plays and put on a laugh, without any difficulty.

Maybe people who have died once are different after all.

For Fei Luo, including everyone who has harmed her, she does not intend to kill her with a single knife.

She wants everyone to taste the ups and downs of life, and she wants them to experience the same painful journey from heaven to hell, from thinking they have everything to having nothing.

Like a failed bungee jump, the big head rushed straight down, screaming and screaming all the way, suffering from heart torture, and finally greeted the impact that ended abruptly.

Human suffering, death is the simplest thing.

Yeluqi looked sideways at her with a smile, and stretched out his hand to wrap her waist gently.

Jing Hengbo was taken aback, this seemed to be a bit too much. Hands sneaked behind his back and squeezed his waist hard - get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Yeluqi remained motionless, with a wider smile in his eyes, looking like a masochist.

Even though Jing Hengbo's waist is wrapped with several layers of cloth at this moment, which feels stiff and thick to the touch, he still seems to be able to feel the slender lines and tender skin under the coarse cloth, and his eyes are flowing with a smile, which seems to be shining.

The two seemed to be very close, and there seemed to be another noise on the roof tiles. Jing Hengbo didn't know what was going on above, so he had to cough desperately to cover it up.

"Then what about my business?" Fei Luo suppressed his anger for a long time, and asked in a cold voice, the tenderness and euphemism just now are gone.

"Just say what your fiancée says." Yeluqi looked at Jing Hengbo affectionately, like a good husband who respects his fiancée.

Jing Hengbo smiled sweetly at him, pinched his hands more tightly, and said even more sweetly: "I think it's very funny, since this aunt said she needs your help, and it's a friendship since childhood, it's okay to help, but the word is "Front," she pouted and said coquettishly, "the only person around you can only be me, and the only person you can bring out is me. It's impossible for a cat, a dog, an old woman to be widowed."

Under the light, Fei Luo's face was ashen, and he clenched his fingers tightly to stop the trembling of anger.

"Of course it can only be you." Yeluqi scratched her nose lovingly, turned his head and smiled at Fei Luo in a good mood, "my fiancee and I will attend the palace banquet where Yong Xizheng and the princess are engaged, please find a reason Just let us go in, and the rest will proceed as planned, and it will help you achieve your goal anyway, how about it?"

Fei Luo thought for a while, and said helplessly: "Okay." Gritting her teeth, she said bitterly, "If it wasn't for Yong Xizheng who bought my people and knew the arrangement of my subordinates, I can use my own people to solve the problem." Question, why bother you!"

"Since you know it's troublesome, you can't just talk about it, right, aunt?" Jing Hengbo answered immediately, "Shouldn't you be paid for driving people? My fiancé has such a high status, so the reward should be in line with his status. Match? Even if he and you have been friends since childhood, you can get a discount, but I don’t have any friendship with you. Don’t you intend to make fun of me running this trip to do this murder job for you? Or do you rely on your own Face, if you don’t pay, you’ll get used to working. You think it’s the same when you meet my fiancé? My fiancé is not the kind of fat-headed brother pig whose legs go limp when he sees a third-rate beauty..." She smiled and stretched out her finger to poke Yeluqi's cheek, "He But a gentleman who is calm in his arms, high-spirited and upright, with a noble character, and never lecherous!"

"Extremely." Yeluqi agreed without any shame, nobly holding her waist tighter.

The roof tiles kept creaking, and this time he couldn't hide his cough. Fei Luo raised his eyes and sneered, "How many people are in ambush to eavesdrop?"

"It's just one of my guards." Jing Hengbo simply admitted.

"As expected, she is the young lady of the Nan family, and she must have a good plan." Fei Luo looked contemptuous, without looking at her, and turned to Yeluqi, "Yeluqi married into a rich merchant family, and he has really fallen."

"I'm the only one who wants to fall," Yeluqi immediately continued with a smile, "Who made me a family sinner?"

Fei Luo had no choice but to shut up again.

"Besides, what about a family of merchants? Meeting Xiao Nan is the greatest luck in my life. I have no reason to be proud in front of her, I just hope she can accept more." Yeluqi turned his head to the side, staring at Jing Hengbo, his eyes were watery under the light, as if Can be drowned.

Jing Hengbo had been treating him with a smile all the time, but when he met this look, he was taken aback, let go of the hand that had been pinching him, and stepped back without a trace.

She felt Yeluqi's arms pause slightly, and she also gently let go of her waist, and there seemed to be a slight sigh in her ear, if there was nothing, I don't know if it was an auditory hallucination.

The next moment she saw him smiling as usual, "Female, I think my Xiaonan's proposal is very good. My brother is still clear about it. Between you and me, there is no need to be hypocritical, right?"

"Okay," Fei Luo gritted her teeth, "Then what do you want?"

Yeluqi looked sideways at Jing Hengbo. Jing Hengbo didn't think about it yet, rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Let's get in touch later, my aunt has married three husbands, all of whom are powerful and rich in the world, there must be a lot of good things, I have to think about it so that I don't suffer. "

She said aunt on the left, and three husbands on the right. Fei Luo was originally a mediocre self-cultivation, but at this moment she couldn't bear it anymore. She suddenly raised her hand, pointed at Jing Hengbo, and said solemnly: "You can do it yourself!"

"You can do it yourself." Yeluqi said immediately, "I'm timid, and it's easy to take threats seriously, so I'm the first to act first."

Fei Luo's fingers froze in the air, and after a long while, she suddenly put them down, turned around and walked out with big strides.

The valuable Fengtong Guqin blocked her way, she didn't even look at it, and kicked it, the saddest prop in history hit the wall and shattered into pieces.

Jing Hengbo's coquettish laughter came later.

"Let's say that auntie is rich! Look! Such a valuable piano will fall if it is said to fall! Fiance, tell me, what do we want with auntie..."

The laughter stopped abruptly after Fei Luo walked out the door, Jing Hengbo slapped Yeluqi's arm hard, "Get out of the way!"

"Tell me, what do we want with her?" Yeluqi didn't let go, leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Xiao Bo'er, when you were talking about your fiancée, I really..."

There was a click on the top of the head, and a tile suddenly fell, Yeluqi stepped aside, and Jing Hengbo took advantage of the opportunity to break free from him.

"Who's up there?" Yeluqi frowned and looked at the roof, his expression very ugly.

Jing Hengbo stared at the roof thoughtfully, and smiled slowly. "Or we can go up and see together."

"Don't worry," Yeluqi said with a smile, "Fiancee, I suddenly remembered that I still owe you an engagement gift."

"Our engagement has been broken. I think you've already dumped you because you've been half-hearted." Jing Hengbo waved his hand, "Forget about exchanging gifts."

Yeluqi looked very serious, grabbed her and spread his palms.

There is a ring in the palm, the texture is invisible, it is glowing with a bronze color accumulated over time, and it is inlaid with an opal with flowing light.

It's a good thing at first glance.

Jing Hengbo immediately refused, "I hate rings."

I really hate rings, and I feel blocked when I see this thing.

"You're mistaken, this is not a ring." Yeluqi leaned down and whispered something in her ear.

There seemed to be cracks on the tiles above.

Jing Hengbo's expression gradually loosened, and after a long while he said "uh", "In that case, I borrowed it." He reached for the ring, but put it away in his sleeve.

Yeluqi smiled very satisfied. He took her up and landed on the roof. The previous uninvited guest had disappeared, and Tianqi stood on the roof alone, with fluttering clothes, and the benevolent land grandfather still wore the clay mask.

"Hey, where did that person go just now?" Jing Hengbo looked around and walked to him.

Tianqi turned around and pointed at the darkness, Jing Hengbo suddenly smiled and said, "Why haven't you opened your mouth?"

As soon as the word "you" came out of her mouth, a dagger was already in her hand, and she stabbed it!

"Shua." With a sound, Yeluqi rushed over like lightning at the same time, and grabbed Tianqi's face with his palm.

"Who are you?"

While drinking, Tian Qi suddenly leaned back on an iron bridge, and Jing Hengbo's dagger brushed past his chest, bringing up a piece of black clothes.

Yeluqi's hand also arrived, and he grabbed his mask suddenly, and the mask cracked with a click.

The figure of Tianqi turned upside down, broke away from the siege of the two, and fell into the bushes under the house again with a snap.

Yeluqi would not let it go, he threw away the mask in his hand, and said with a smile: "Pick off your skin, let's see who you can pretend this time." Looking forward, he was about to chase after him. Suddenly a figure stood up in the bushes, raised his head and cursed: "What are you two doing out of nowhere? Why are you beating people when you are doing well!"

Jing Hengbo was stunned, and Yeluqi, who had skimmed to the edge of the roof, almost fell down.

The two stared dumbfounded at the person standing up in the bushes, it was clear under the moonlight, wasn't it just God's abandonment?

"You...you just..." Jing Hengbo stammered and pointed at him.

Just now she clearly felt that something was wrong with Tianqi, and his behavior seemed to be different, and the most important thing is that since he went to the niche, he hasn't spoken since he came out. At first, because she was eavesdropping, she didn't speak, and didn't care. But then he tried his best to protect the mask, but he refused to speak, which made her suspicious.

At first she suspected it was... him, but later found that he was warm, but obviously not. I can't help but secretly hate myself for being crazy, why do I see everyone as that person?

So at the bottom, she made a secret signal with Yeluqi, and the two of them came up and shot at the same time, smashing the mask of "Abandoned from Heaven", thinking that they could see a different face, who knew that the one who stood up in the bushes, Or **** forsaken.

He rose from the bushes as soon as he fell, and the time was too short. Tianqi only disappeared for a short time in the earth niche. If something goes wrong, the real Tianqi should also be in the earth niche. It is impossible to appear here so soon.

"What happened just now? Just now you suddenly shot at me for no reason, which muscle was wrongly wired?" Tian Qi jumped onto the eaves with a look of anger.

Jing Hengbo rubbed his face, tried to calm himself down, sorted out his thoughts, and asked, "It was you all this time?"

"yes."

"What just happened?" she asked.

"We eavesdropped on the conversation below, and then an inexplicable boy came and fought with me. I was forced off the roof, and he pushed you down." Tian Qi answered quickly.

Jing Hengbo blinked and began to doubt his own judgment.

"Then why haven't you spoken?"

"I don't know who burned the low-quality smoke at the land niche, which made my throat uncomfortable. Don't you want to say no?"

"Okay, okay," Jing Hengbo said helplessly, "I have one last question, why are you trying to protect the mask?"

"People who don't know martial arts are stupid." Tian Qi looked more helpless than her, "Can't you see that what he wants to grab is not my mask, but my face? That kid has martial arts in his hand, nine Practicing Iron Claw Kungfu, if he catches my mask, a layer of my face will be torn off, my flowery face will be ruined, do you have the heart?"

"Well, well, I can't bear it," Jing Hengbo parried with his hands, avoiding looking at Tian Qi's charming face, and muttered, "Just now you protected me so much, I thought..."

"Was I protecting you wrong?" Tian Qi was unreasonable, "Well, don't ask me to protect you when you sneak around in the future. You guys almost killed me in the middle of the night. This job can't be done. , leave!" After speaking, let go and leave.

"Hey, don't be angry." Jing Hengbo had no choice but to grab him and quickly coax the hypocritical ladyboy. After coaxing for a while, Tianqi's livid face returned to normal, shaking the torn clothes on his chest, and said angrily, "Pay me a piece of clothes!"

"good."

"I want the skirt you used to have." Tian Qi pushed forward.

"Abandoned by heaven!" Yeluqi shouted angrily immediately.

Tianqi immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly shut up, his arrogance disappeared immediately, and he looked at Jing Hengbo a little uneasy.

Jing Hengbo was slightly lost in thought.

Suddenly returning to Jiugong Street, she took Zirui to show off her modern clothes on the street of Dige, in front of Xiaojing in the sunlight, looking back every time, she once smiled all over the city.

Oh, no, it's never the appearance that can make a city fall, but the capricious and changeable human heart.

The dream of a female business empire in the past has dissipated at some point. Those favorite makeup, powder, clothes, jewelry... were suddenly swept away by the snowstorm. When she used her makeup skills again, the purpose was just to deceive people kill.

Day and night, the state of mind is subverted.

Facing the restless and concerned eyes of the two men, she smiled slowly, turned around, and pointed in the direction of Dige.

"Why be afraid to bring up the past? If you can't face it, how can you overturn it and start over?"

"Look at Dige. God, my cosmetics, jewelry, and all the beautiful dresses are all there. One day, I will take them back and give them to you in front of everyone."

"He has a fair face, pretty, tall, and his eyes are always squinted like drunk, but he smiles nicely." Jing Hengbo described, "By the way, he really smells of alcohol, I smelled it. gone."

"It can't be Ji Yifan, right?" Yeluqi thought for a while, and smiled, "Yong Xizheng's confidant and good friend of Xiangguo's vice minister, the son of Ji's family, one of the three great aristocratic families of Xiangguo, and the youngest brother of Queen Ji of Xiangguo. The real son of Guijie from the famous family of Xiangguo, it is said that he has been unrestrained and unrestrained all his life, loves wine and women the most, and is happy without alcohol every day, he is the most famous romantic nobleman in Chong'an City."

"It's the second eagle in Fei Luo Killing Two Eagles with one stone." Jing Hengbo laughed, "This guy is actually there, and he listened to everything. This is interesting."

"Since he has listened to it, Fei Luo's plan cannot be carried out. You and I are the implementers of Fei Luo's plan, and we are planning to ask her for a valuable reward."

"Money needs to be earned and things need to be done, but what we do is up to us." Jing Hengbo looked at Yeluqi with a smile, "But I have something to ask you first—your little childhood sweetheart, I want to fight her , are you reluctant?"

"She is not my childhood sweetheart. I have always regarded her as my younger sister, but that is a thing of the past." Yeluqi said lightly, "Xiao Bo'er, I rarely feel reluctant in my life, but there must be. Since I can't bear it, it's definitely not that I can't bear it to her. Do you want to guess who I can't bear to? "

"Are you playing jingle? There are so many people who are reluctant to hear it." Jing Hengbo immediately threw away his hand, and strode ahead with a smile.

Tianqi made a face at Yeluqi, and mouthed: "Luohua is interested."

Yeluqi smiled, folded his arms, and looked at Jing Hengbo's back as he moved forward resolutely, with a languid expression and a slight sense of despondency.

Jing Hengbo returned to the inn, took off his make-up, took a nap, got up the next morning and put on his make-up again, wanting to talk to Qisha.

It's not about asking them for help, these seven jokers are superior in martial arts, but they are saboteurs. At most, they can only be used for emergency rescue at critical moments, and they must not be used to implement specific plans.

Jing Hengbo was thinking about how to make them cooperate quietly to complete her plan. Before he reached Qisha's room, he found that the row of their rooms was empty. He asked Xiaoer, and replied that those rooms were The guests went out early in the morning, saying that they didn't have enough money and wanted to go out to perform.

Jing Hengbo helped his forehead—it will definitely be enough in the short term, this group of guys have a relapse of restlessness, and they must be causing trouble again!

After learning that they were "performing arts" on the busiest Nanquan Street, Jing Hengbo packed up and went to have a look.

Zirui Yongxue dissuaded her and asked her to take a good rest, but Jing Hengbo felt that her injury made no difference whether to rest or not. Anyway, when it should happen, it would still happen from time to time, and when it didn't happen, it would be the same as usual. Qisha said that she couldn't perform If there are too many teleportation and manipulation abilities, just save them.

And every time her poisonous injury occurs, the power of the elixir contained in Tianxiangzi will be mobilized at the same time, and she can feel that every time the poison occurs, Tianxiangzi's body protection power will be stronger, which is a blessing in disguise.

Jing Hengbo packed himself up, and before going out, he thought about it, and took out the ring Yeluqi gave her from the bag and put it on.

Because Fei Luo returned to Xiangguo, Ergouzi and Feifei were ordered to stay in the inn. After all, when she was in Dige, the two pets beside her were quite famous among the important ministers.

Er Gouzi had no choice but to stay and meet Feifei with small eyes and big eyes. Jing Hengbo expressed the hope that he would come back and see that his bird feathers were still intact.

Jing Hengbo took Zirui Yongxue, and Yelu Qitianqi out of the inn in three batches, still pretending not to know each other.

Before I reached Nanquan Street, I couldn't walk anymore.

The road was blocked by the swarming crowd.

"There is a good show ahead!"

"Go and see!"

"What's new? Juggling? Beast-monitoring? Tired of seeing it!"

"No, it's a seller!"

"Yo, this is fresh, you have to check it out!"

People's voices poured away, flowing along Nanquan Street like a tide, Jing Hengbo heard it curiously—selling people?

After thinking about it, he slapped his head.

Could it be that those seven funny guys have played some new tricks again!

Originally, there were so many people that she didn't want to join in the fun, but the more she thought about it, the more uneasy she felt, so she walked along the flow of people, and accidentally raised her head, and saw someone in a teahouse in front of her opened the window sash with a snap, looking down curiously, it seemed to be a A very young woman, and then another man walked up to her, as if he was afraid that she would be seen, he stretched out his hand to close the window.

Jing Hengbo suddenly felt that the figure of the man looked familiar.

Just one glance, and then she was sucked into the flow of people, and she barely had to walk by herself, and was quickly pushed to the entrance of Nanquan Street. Sure enough, she heard the sound of gongs and drums, as well as Erlu's broken gong voice.

"Selling brothers! Selling beautiful men! A peerless beautiful man who is as good as a fake, one tael of silver for one night!"

With a puff, Jing Hengbo pulled Zirui and Yongxue and said, "Let's go."

This group of funny comparisons are unreliable again. If you like to sell it or not, it is estimated that whoever buys it will be unlucky. She doesn't want to stir up this muddy water.

But I couldn't leave. There were more and more people, and many women crowded in, looking at Brother Seven with interest.

It is true that there are many women in Xiangguo. It is said that it was called "Xiangguo" in ancient times, after the name of the first king. The first king was the first female general next to the founding queen, with a very high status. Xiangguo is also close to Dige, and has many links with other countries. The time, place and people are harmonious. First. In places with strong economic strength, the folk customs will be relatively open. This can be fully seen from the fact that Feiluo married three husbands and was able to climb to a high position in Xiangguo's political arena.

It is said that there are many women in Xiangguo who support their family business, engage in business and politics, and have a high status.

So at this moment, many women squeezed in, all pointing to the stage with great interest.

Jing Hengbo took a look at the arena, the seven brothers, except Yi Qi, were all well-dressed, and they were posing in the arena, showing off their fists and legs from time to time. And it is obvious that you are fighting for the wind, you play a fist, I will do a set of light kung fu, he will show the nunchaku, and the other sword light is like a clear wave, stirring up the scene, attracting girls and boys There were screams.

Jing Hengbo seriously doubted whether the seven people had made some kind of bet again - such as comparing who sold at the highest price, and cheated the most money in the end.

She also seriously doubts, can these funny people sell themselves, can they sell themselves?

But when she finally took a closer look at today's Seven Kills, she had to admit that maybe, maybe, probably, it must be sold.

The price should be pretty good.

In the past, every time she met Qisha, they were either making noise or causing trouble. She really wasn't in the mood to look at them carefully. Now when she took a closer look, she realized—there are so many beautiful men around her!

Erlu has bronze skin, long eyebrows and thick temples, phoenix eyes and thin lips, and his whole body is full of masculine breath.

Shanwu is weak and gentle, with a gentle temperament, and looks like a scholar when he is not talking.

Si Si is a slender boy like an elf. He is not the youngest, but he looks the youngest. His skin is a strange rich white, and his eyes are lavender, which seems to be of foreign blood.

Wu Shan is a pure pseudo-monk, with pink cheeks and shiny black hair. According to him, he is reluctant to part with this peerless hair, which is why he is clearly covered with Buddha bones but has not been shaved. He's the most comfortable looking of the seven.

Lu You is tall and imposing, with a straight nose and a square mouth. Her whole body is sculpted. She has a thin waist and long legs. She is naturally sexy. In modern times, she is the embryo of a top male model.

Qi Yi is the oldest, with long hair loosely draped over the forehead with a blue belt, a little stubble, a pair of ecstatic peach blossom eyes, he is flirtatious when looking at people without smiling, and he has the peculiar charm of a prodigal son who lives in the rivers and lakes, which attracts everyone the most. A lonely mature woman.

One person, one shape, both of them have excellent appearances. Although they are inferior to the two great masters of Yanhua Shenxue, they are all outstanding among ordinary people, and what is even more rare is the amazing effect when they get together.

But the premise is that they don't speak.

Jing Hengbo felt that it was not easy to get these seven types together in this world, and the name was so coincidental, it must be Master Ziwei's bad taste, this old guy, can't he be a broken sleeve?

She was distracted here, while the audience was already shouting the price over there.

"Peerless handsome man! He is pleasing to the eye, pleasing to the heart, guarding and warming the bed, capable of writing and martial arts, cheap and fine, extraordinary majestic, childlike and innocent, the price starts from a tael of silver, and the highest price wins!" Yi Qi beat the gongs and drums. , Pushing Qi Yi out, "This is the big brother! He is good at 'Thousand Silk Entangling', the longest record is three days and three nights, don't ask me what's going on for three days and three nights, just think for yourself! Now, start!"

Jing Hengbo made another "poof".

Have these seven funny ratios traveled through modern times to see the auction?

Qi Yi brushed his long hair, pointed at his chin with his fingers, twisted his waist and extended his hips, posing in an S shape.

Jing Hengbo pinched his chin, and decided to ask him for the copyright fee when he went back later—this was obviously plagiarizing his sister's look!

Almost immediately, the audience began to shout prices, one picture was fresh, the other picture was fun, and all the men who called for the price were men dressed as servants, but not far away, there were mature young women, covering their fans and looking at the unrestrained and romantic pictures on the stage Qi Yi smiled charmingly.

Jing Hengbo fanned the wind, and said to Zirui expressionlessly: "Is there anyone you fancy? I'll buy you one for you to play with at home. But if you want to vent your anger, you can kick and beat the hateful wholesome SM, and I will give you money."

"Thank you, master." Zirui backed away immediately, "I still want to live a few more years."

Jing Hengbo said that this is the truth.

There was already a shout.

"Twelve!"

"Twenty taels!"

"Fifty taels!"

"one hundred!"

…Soon the bidding turned into a competition among several wealthy households. Most of them were those wives who had a certain family property, a certain right to speak, and were lonely in the spring. Anyway, Qisha’s physique, said It's worth getting up and buying a nursing home.

Qi Yi's transaction price was two hundred taels in the end, which was enough to buy ordinary servants for hundreds of dollars, and the mobsters excitedly divided the money after they were clothed. Yi Qi aggressively promoted the remaining few, and soon sold the other five at various high prices. When the six returned with the master's family, they winked and clapped their hands. Jing Hengbo estimated that at night, the masters would find people Missing, money gone.

She decided to stay away from them.

"Little Qiqi, I can't bear you..." Every **** hugged Yi Qi's thigh and said goodbye to him when they left, and soon Yi Qi's body was covered with all kinds of snot and saliva they blew up...

Yi Qi was busy counting the money, and made up her mind that she didn't want this robe, and later embezzled their money to buy the most expensive ice silk robe in Xiangguo. A piece for blowing your nose!

"It's sold out, it's sold out." After counting the money, he waved goodbye to everyone.

On the next building, someone suddenly pushed open the window, leaned over and shouted loudly: "Hey! Didn't you say that seven people sold it together? Why didn't you sell it?"

Yi Qi was stunned, and looked up. The person upstairs was a young girl with big round eyes and thick black eyebrows. She should have a very heroic appearance, but her eyes are particularly watery. She has a contradictory sense of beauty all her life. Distinctive woman.

The behavior is also very distinctive - she grabbed Yi Qi with one finger and said loudly: "I've taken a fancy to you, so I'll buy you!"

When the noisy market fell silent, the expressions on everyone's faces suddenly became colorful.

Previously, the auction was in full swing, and the buyers were actually mostly women, but anyway, on the surface, they were buying nursing homes, and the people who came forward were also the heads of various prefectures. You have to take care of your face. It's not good to be too shocked.

Unexpectedly, what many ladies and mature women would not dare to do, this young girl, who looked at her at a young age, would actually do it under the watchful eyes of everyone.

For a moment, everyone's heads on the street were facing that building like sunflowers. Looking down from the top, there are countless open mouths in the black hole, and a handful of melon seeds can be eaten by hundreds of people.

Behind the upstairs window, a hand stretched out, as if to pull the girl away, but the girl flung the hand away willfully.

"One thousand taels!" She shouted angrily, and threw down a bank note, "Buy it now!"

Yi Qi quickly caught it, but felt hot when he caught it, turned his eyes around, and suddenly began to mouth to the crowd.

"Daughter-in-law! Come and buy me! Otherwise, your husband will be bought away!"

Everyone didn't know what he was going to do with his mouth opening and closing.

You don't need to guess what he said, just understand the word daughter-in-law.

Yi Qi is going to drag her into the water again.

"Daughter-in-law, my body, mind, and people are all yours. If you don't buy me, I will drag you up!"

Yeluqi was right next to her, looking at his half-smile, it seemed that he was planning to play tricks.

Jing Hengbo picked up a piece of wood discarded by someone from the ground, covered his face, and began to raise a sign.

"I want him too!" she said, "One thousand and one taels!"

With a bang, everyone's upturned heads landed in a swish, turning in her direction.

The board firmly blocked Jing Hengbo's face.

She can't afford to lose this man.

The girl upstairs didn't expect someone to disturb the situation, her brows stood upright, "Two thousand taels!"

Jing Hengbo sighed, but his voice was not low at all.

"Two thousand and one two."

"Three thousand taels!" The girl was going crazy.

"Three thousand and one taels."

"Four thousand taels!"

"Four thousand and one taels."

Anyway, one or two more than you.

The whole street was strangely silent at first, and then burst into laughter.

Upstairs, the girl's face was already flushed, and she suddenly grabbed the jade pendant on her waist and was about to throw it down, when someone rushed over to stop her and said anxiously: "No!"

Jing Hengbo's eyes were fixed - she recognized this person!

The one who pushed her off the roof last night!

"None of your business, get out of the way!" The girl smashed the jade pendant down, "This jade pendant is priceless, priced at ten thousand taels!"

The laughter all over the street was cut off, and everyone was a little uneasy. A jade pendant worth ten thousand taels is not something that anyone can get, at least it is from a very wealthy family. This kind of person cannot be offended.

Yi Qi caught it with a smile on his face, and signaled Jing Hengbo with his eyes that he didn't need to sing the double reed. He thought the price was okay, enough to make him proud in front of his juniors. Don't let him be so rich, and he will go play with others later. After a round, I came back and made money to buy flowers for my daughter-in-law.

Jing Hengbo glanced at the jade pendant and decided to ignore him.

"Ten thousand and one taels."

With a bang, everyone turned their faces in surprise, wanting to see who this woman who dared to be serious with the wealthy was from, but no matter how much she tiptoed around, Jing Hengbo's face was blocked behind the wooden sign.

"Little Bo'er." Yeluqi approached her and said softly, "If I was robbed one day, would you fight me so desperately?"

Jing Hengbo rolled his eyes—which one of his eyes saw that he "desperately" snatched a man?

She was forced, okay?

"If you are surrounded and killed one day, I will do my best to kill you." She chuckled.

Yeluqi looked at her for a long time, as if he was trying to tell the truth of what she said. In the past, he would have laughed as a joke, but now, even if the smile is exactly the same as before, he can no longer be sure of the truth.

The wind and snow change, and the youth is no longer the same as before.

The girl upstairs was furious, her face was ashen, she didn't speak, she slammed the window shut, and then everyone clearly heard a rushing sound of going downstairs, and then came through the door.

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