Ye Yaodong originally just said it casually to tease him, but he immediately realized that it had to be like this. Everyone said that he didn't have time, and he wanted to watch the excitement. Who would take care of the security of the village?
It takes five days to sing a big show. If there are only twenty or thirty people patrolling, then he doesn’t have to do anything for those few days.
It is necessary to force each household to have a male. The village belongs to everyone. A militia team can patrol for a few days to ensure the security of the village. No one wants to lose anything.
"Okay, okay, you hit your flies, I'll talk to Ade."
"Okay, okay, tell him to get rid of me."
Ye Yaodong turned his head and gave him a look, letting him experience it for himself.
However, when he ran to the village committee, the village committee was also discussing the matter of the militia, and they all said there that every household should have a male, otherwise everyone would want to watch the excitement, and no one would want to stand guard all over the village.
Director Ade also said that he made a post in the morning and walked around to mention a few words. Few people were willing to do so. Who told this to be temporary and not like before. Who would like to let such a good-looking drama go.
"What's the matter, Ah Dong?" Secretary Chen asked when he saw Ye Yaodong leaning against the door.
"Oh, I'm also here to talk about the militia."
"Hehe, who else do you want to sign up for?"
"Sign up for the villagers of our village. It takes five days to sing a big play. It's so lively. Everyone wants to watch it? I want to watch it too. The militia team has more people to arrange shifts and share the work. It only costs one person In a day or two, you can still have other time to watch the excitement, so it is better not to delay the two."
"We also said there that we will go door-to-door in the afternoon, and then we will arrange a shift, patrol for a few hours in the afternoon, and patrol for a few hours in the evening, and build more teams. One person can patrol for a day and a half at most. , which is better."
"Okay, as long as you have an idea, I just happened to be chatting with Ah Zheng. I thought I would come over and mention a few words, so that the village will not be in chaos and everyone's family will be robbed."
"This will definitely be properly arranged. We were still discussing it. I just mentioned it to you in the morning. I didn't expect you to be quite active." Ade said with a smile.
"Of course we have to be active. When the time comes, the whole village will go to Tianhou Palace to watch the excitement. Every house is empty. Isn't this the thief who is waiting for you?"
"Well, let's discuss it, and we will go door to door tomorrow."
"Okay, I have nothing to do, then I'm leaving." Ye Yaodong said hello, and strolled away again.
The village had never been so lively before, and he was really looking forward to it. In his last life, it was ten years before the Mazu Temple was built. Although it was also very lively, it must not be as lively as in this life. After all, the leaders of the county will come over and say When I went out, everyone in the village had light on their faces.
Moreover, he remembered that he only sang big plays for three days in his previous life, and the village was already bustling like never before. Tianxi troupe.
The old lady did not live to that time in her previous life, but in this life she can watch and enjoy it in advance.
He wandered back all the way, but there was no one in the village at the moment, and they were probably called home for dinner.
And the children in twos and threes on the road have also come back from school, running and jumping one by one with their small schoolbags on their backs. When they see the dogtail grass on the roadside, they will stop and grab them. The road runs farther and farther...
Ye Yaodong looked at the children chasing excitedly, smiled and continued to walk.
However, when he saw his son squatting in front of him, letting Ye Chenghai stretch out his foot and stroke his head twice, he couldn't laugh anymore.
This idiot!
"Ye Chenghu, what are you doing?"
"Huh? Dad?"
Seeing his father approaching, Ye Chenghu hurriedly ran towards him with a smile, "Just now, sister Xiuxiu took advantage of me squatting there to pick up marbles and jumped over my head. It would weaken me, so I let Ah Hai Brother scratched my head twice, so it won't happen."
Ye Yaodong's head was full of black lines, but he was also like this when he was a child, so he can't be blamed for being stupid.
"Go home and eat!"
"Third Uncle, when is the tide low today?"
"I'll leave after a while."
"Then let's go pick up octopus after dinner."
"Third Uncle, when will you buy us crispy noodles and soda? Is it enough money?" Ye Chengjiang asked impatiently.
Ye Chenghu yelled eagerly, "Will it be enough? There are so many of you, 123456... Now there are a lot of bottles and cans left by others on the beach, and the number of catches has decreased. How can my father have so many?" money?"
This is a food protection one. If I don’t have it, it’s best not for others to have it!
"It has been caught for many days, and it must be enough to buy food." Ye Chenghe said unwillingly.
"Don't pay attention to him, third uncle has the final say, he wants money or not to eat, he has nothing to eat, and of course he doesn't want third uncle to buy it for us." Ye Chenghai said clearly.
Several children stared at each other, almost cross-eyed.
Ye Yaodong shook his head helplessly. He is still waiting for when they will be discovered, and he will buy food to comfort them after a beating?
I didn’t expect to be able to persist for many days without being discovered.
In the past few days, he went to sea, and these people were collected and secretly put in his house. Anyway, the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law went out to sea, and they didn't know anything when they came back. Occasionally, they forgot and didn't ask about it. robbery.
"Okay, I'll go to the small shop to buy them for you after dinner, just take them to school for you to eat in the afternoon, and you won't be found."
"Thank you third uncle!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, the recent efforts were not in vain, several excited shouted in unison.
Only Ye Chenghu was depressed.
However, by lunch time, he was relieved and excited.
Because there were bursts of not-so-clear calls for help and swearing from the next door, and not long after, the beating and cursing came from the next door, but this time it was very clear, and his eyes lit up.
A Haige and the others were beaten!
Hey, it must have been discovered.
Hmph, why did you ask my dad to buy food for you every day?
The old lady hurriedly put down her chopsticks when she heard the sound of beating and scolding next door, "What's the matter? Why are you beating the child after eating? You haven't been home for a few days, and you've only been at home for a day, and nothing has stopped...I'll go and see..."
"Don't look, what to look at, it must have just returned with an empty bucket and was discovered."
Ye Yaodong knew it when he heard the movement, and it was finally exposed.
The old lady stayed at home all day because she knew that these children sent all the octopus they received to Dongzi's house, and then went back all day with an empty bucket, with their elbows turned outward. in vain.
"Then go and save them..."
“If I don’t go, I will have to hear that they have sold me out. If I don’t go, I can still pretend that I don’t know, and I can buy them instant noodles and soda later to comfort them.”
"They are so old, and they still mess around with them all day long."
"You eat yours."
After speaking, Ye Yaodong glared at Ye Chenghu again, "Stop gloating, eat your food, now you know how important it is to have a good father?"
"Then will you also buy me instant noodles and soda?"
"Want to fart? Buy it yourself."
Ye Chenghu was depressed again. He caught octopuses and sold them to his father. His father had to share half of them. Obviously he caught more than others, but after halving the octopus, he became the least. After saving for a few days Not enough to buy either.
Lin Xiuqing fed Ye Xiaoxi porridge, just watched and listened silently, obviously the one who beat the child was the elder sister-in-law and second sister-in-law, but he said that a good father is important, so he would put gold on his face.
After lunch, Ye Yaodong looked at the 6 boys and girls who were standing in front of his house, covering their buttocks and mourning their faces. Ye Yaodong did not wait for them to speak, but went to fulfill his promise with a smile on his face.
Take the initiative to push the bicycle out, buy six packs of Hongfa instant noodles and six bottles of orange-flavored soda, and come back to comfort their wounded hearts and bodies.
With tears in his eyes, Ye Chenghai shared a share with each of his brothers and sisters, and still held the last share in his hand. He didn't want to share it with Ye Chenghe, and pointed at his nose and scolded him.
"You idiot, idiot! I'm so mad! We all get beaten up, and we don't have any food. You should tell Uncle San not to buy it for you, you pig brain."
Ye Chenghe also wanted to cry, "Who knew that mother is so smart? I just said that I don't want to eat lunch, I just want to save my stomach for instant noodles and soda..."
"You pig brain!"
Ye Chenghai didn't want to hit anyone, if it wasn't for the pain in his **** after being spanked, he would have wanted to push this idiot to the ground and beat him up.
"Why do I have such a stupid brother like you? I'm so mad."
Ye Yaodong also understood the reason for their exposure now, almost made Ye Chenghe laugh to death, he is really a pig brain.
Not really smart!
Half-sized child, eat poor old man, go to school for most of the day, noisy all morning, how can there be a child who is not hungry and does not want to eat when he comes back? Usually there are only times when you are not full enough.
Isn't this obviously a problem?
Is it okay to take the initiative to fight?
It also caused a group of brothers and sisters to sit together, beaten and starved together.
Ye Chenghe is not smart.
Lin Xiuqing also listened to it with a smile all over her face. This kid is cute and silly.
"It's all your third uncle's fault. If I tell you to buy it after school at night, you won't be discovered."
"Haha, is it still my fault?"
Ye Chenghe also nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, yes, if the third uncle said to buy it for us after school at night, I would not say that I would not eat, so that my mother would not find out, and everyone would not have to be beaten and starved."
Sure enough, not smart.
Ye Yaodong flicked his forehead hard, making his forehead red, and said threateningly: "So, you don't want to eat instant noodles and soda, do you?"
"If you want, I'm too stupid, it's none of the third uncle's business." After speaking, he snatched his share of instant noodles and soda from Ye Chenghai's arms.
After the beating is over, if there is no food left, then he will cry to death under the bed.
The few of them were standing as punishment just after being beaten. They didn't even have to eat, so they counted on this as their meal.
Ye Chenghu gloated and looked at them with the crispy rice in his hand, but now he didn't envy them for eating.
He also has crispy rice, which is also very fragrant. The key is that the stomach is full, and it seems that he is not so greedy.
"It's so fragrant, the rice crust is so crisp~"
Ye Chenghe glared at him, took the instant noodles and waved them around in front of his eyes a few times, and pressed them hard to knead them into small pieces, "The instant noodles are more fragrant and crispy."
Ye Chenghu was unmoved, and deliberately sat on the stool next to them, but in the end, he sat up again as if his **** was on fire, and said funny.
"Ouch~It hurts~It hurts~My ass~My ass~"
The six boys and girls all frowned at the same time, wanting to rush up and pin him down on the ground to beat him up.
Ye Yaodong looked at the humble appearance of the eldest son, and felt a little familiar...
Lin Xiuqing smiled and patted the back of the eldest son's head, "Don't make trouble, or your life will be difficult after your brothers and sisters' buttocks are healed?"
"Hey~"
"Guokuo, I think instant noodles are better!" Ye Chengyang also held a small piece of rice crust in his hand.
"You're an idiot too."
Ye Yaodong looked at a group of children with a smile, "Okay, hurry up and go to school, or your mother will see you later, and you will be beaten again."
The children nodded like they were pounding garlic, and began to knead the crispy noodles in their hands.
In an instant, the room was filled with the sound of plastic bags, followed by crunching and gurgling sounds of drinks.
Ye Chenghu suddenly felt that the crispy rice in his hand was no longer fragrant, it was dry, but it was still very fragrant and crispy just now.
Looking at Ye Chengyang, he still ate it with relish, and those who didn't know thought he was eating fast food noodles.
Fool!
He ran to the door and squatted unhappily.
Unexpectedly, the old lady came out slowly at this time, and hit his **** twice with a cane, "Get up, get up."
"Ah Tai?"
The old lady touched her pocket, took out her handkerchief, opened it tremblingly, took two five-cent coins and handed them to him, smiled and whispered: "Is it enough?"
Ye Chenghu was so excited that he almost jumped up, nodded quickly, and said in a low voice, "Enough, enough."
"Don't tell anyone."
"Uh-huh."
Ye Chenghu took it happily, and separated the two coins into two pockets, so that there would be no sound~
He blushed with excitement, and later went to buy it at the school gate, and secretly brought it to school to eat, so that Yangyang and the others would not know about it, but his classmates would know.
He's so smart.