Chapter 502: long handsome to blame

It is not convenient to live in the town, otherwise it would be better to open a few Datong shops directly in the guest house in the town, so as to save them from having to keep changing locations.

The pier in the town can also receive goods, but the jellyfish brought back by fishing nets cannot be brought ashore. In the village, because there is a beach exposed, they can be dragged to the beach one by one after parking the boat.

The port in the town can only be docked, so there is no beach. Moreover, the hostel has no place to cook jellyfish blood and jellyfish brains for them, so they can only be salvaged and sold as a whole. If they die for too long, it will not be worthwhile.

After coming out of the house, Ye Yaodong took a shower, and after eating, he planned to go to the latrine to defecate before it was dark.

When eating, the stomach and intestines wriggle there, and it is especially easy to feel the need to defecate. He also waits for the meal to go, otherwise he will go halfway, and he won’t have to eat when he comes back.

He clutched his stomach, held a ball of newspaper in his hand, and hurried to the latrine with a painful expression.

It was just that when passing a small field on the road, I saw a girl from the Lu family talking with a young man standing beside a straw stack, and the young man was quite emotional.

Gulu Gulu~

His stomach was churning, and he ran to the toilet as soon as he meowed.

Eating and drinking Lazard is a major event in life!

A small dilapidated thatched hut is not as tall as he is, with a small wooden plank in front of it barely covering the chest, anyone passing by can see who is squatting there...

He stood on the two planks trembling slightly, and felt comfortable after being released. Then he quickly wiped it clean, pulled up his trousers, and ran out in one go.

He kept holding his breath, his face was flushed red, and after standing there panting for a while, he walked back slowly.

Although he has lived in the village for ten days, the number of times he goes to the toilet in the village is still quite limited. He can solve it on the boat and add fertilizer to the sea. He will never be dragged ashore to pollute the air.

"The air of nature is so nice~"

After he sighed, he put his hands in his pockets, whistled and walked back slowly, as if he were taking a walk after dinner.

The man and woman by the straw stack just now have been forgotten by him, and he never cared about it.

Unexpectedly, just as he was walking on the path again, suddenly a person rushed out from the side, and when he was caught off guard, he punched him directly in the face.

Ye Yaodong was not slow to react after being punched firmly, he just punched back with his hands, and greeted his mother and the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.

"Never mind, suddenly biting people, I'll beat you to death, you're paralyzed..."

The man didn't expect him to react so quickly. His nose was punched firmly, and there was a sore pain, and his nose bleed instantly.

He wiped it with the back of his hand, and rushed up again.

"You shameless little boy, dare to fight back, I will kill you, dare to come to our village to play hooligans..."

Ye Yaodong dodged the fist that hit him head-on, kicked him again, and cursed mercilessly.

"To make you paralyzed, I'm here to work and earn money, playing tricks on your ancestor's hooligans, idiots, I don't have the ability to pick up girls, so I rely on others?"

"You useless bastard, fortunately, people didn't look at you, and you're not afraid to take a **** to reflect on your own virtues. If you don't urinate, I have it. It's free for you, and you can pick it up with your mouth." , by the way, rinse your mouth and wash your stinky mouth."

"The temperature is constant at 37°C and it's all natural. Although it's not a child who urinates, it's still no problem to gargle..."

When someone scolds, he wants to scold ten, but he still speaks sharply. The man who scolded blushed, and he could only respond with a few simple words like you, Cao Nima.

The momentum was obviously at a disadvantage.

Arguing? Of course, the faster and louder the swearing, the longer the sentence, the more content, the more imposing.

It took only an instant for the two of them to fight from the first punch to the back of the scuffle. Lu Mingmei was still stunned by the man's actions at first.

After Ye Yaodong fought back, she reacted instantly and ran over to fight.

"Stop hitting, stop hitting, it's just a misunderstanding..."

"Misunderstanding what misunderstanding? I asked you to come out and talk to you before, but you were not so impatient. You said that you fell in love with this little boy, and someone saw you running around every day to deliver food..."

"Really not, that's thanks..."

"Come on...it's just this little boy hooking up..."

Ye Yaodong also understood the cause and effect of being punched, and was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

The one who rides on the horse, the flying disaster, the handsome, blame me?

"The one who rides the horse is handsome, blame me? You are so ugly, the one who rides the horse looks so dark, who can look at you? I'm the one who looks ugly and doesn't attract people's attention."

"I'm a fool, I don't have any self-knowledge, a pile of black cow dung is going to find flowers, don't think that you can be moist because of fat..."

Lv Mingmei saw that the clothes of the two were torn, and they were still wrestling with their necks hooked. She was so anxious that she was about to cry.

"That's because your mother didn't let you send it..."

"I'm going to go, beauty, you must not want such a narrow-minded man, but keep a small gesture in mind, if you really marry him, life will be difficult in the future, what a **** The basin is all on your head..."

"Shut up and shut up..."

"Shut up your mother, my mouth grows on me, I like to say what I like to say, not to mention what I said is the truth, did I hit your sore spot... It seems that I was hit by what I said..."

Ye Yaodong was furious.

The man's arms were bulging with veins, his temples were bulging, his eyes were staring at him fiercely, and the top of his head was almost smoking.

"You can't change your narrow-mindedness..."

"You are paralyzed..."

The man didn't know if he was so angry that he threw Ye Yaodong to the ground, and then sat on it again.

Fortunately, Lu Mingmei assisted him and pushed the man away. Ye Yaodong took the opportunity to roll over on the spot, turned over and rode up, and punched the man's face with his hands clenched into fists.

Lu Mingmei, who was in the way, also grabbed his hand at this time to prevent him from beating someone.

"Go away, I will help you teach the dog man a lesson, at least you can distinguish between right and wrong."

"No, stop fighting, stop fighting..."

Accidentally, Ye Yaodong was pushed down again, but this time, he turned over with his own strength, and then punched the man in the face.

The two rolled around in the harvested rice fields.

The paddy field where the rice had been harvested had long exposed the sun-dried ground, and the roots of the rice were still in the field, and they were rolling inside, Ye Yaodong grinned in pain.

But it is not as important as fighting, and as long as he is the one riding on it, he is not afraid, but the pain of cursing is almost gone.

Lv Mingmei was always dissuading and helping to fight, but they couldn't separate the angry two.

It wasn't until the two of them rolled unconsciously into the haystack that Ye Yao stood up from the haystack in a panic.

The two also separated.

Lu Mingmei also breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly ran between the two of them, with her back to Ye Yaodong, spread her hands, and said to the man: "Okay, stop hitting, stop hitting, I told you earlier that it was a misunderstanding, why are you still fighting?" Thinking wrong? What's more, we have nothing to do with each other, why do you care about me?"

Seeing that the man looked at her unwillingly, she had to soften her tone and said: "It's almost dark, you go back to sleep quickly. You have to go to sea early at night, where do you have the energy to fight?"

"Hmph, I'm full of energy." Ye Yaodong wiped the corner of his cracked mouth, wiping away the blood on it.

Seeing Lu Mingmei holding the man tightly, preventing him from rushing forward, he simply dropped the sentence he wanted to say a long time ago.

"I am married and have a wife and children at home, you are a **** idiot."

Then he turned his head and left, ignoring the two people who were stunned.

It's meaningless to fight any longer. People say that he is a confidante in anger, so what is he? The girl has nothing to do with him, why is he fighting for an unfamiliar woman for no reason.

Didn't get any rabbits, and got into a mess, really unlucky.

Ye Yaodong covered his aching face, and hearing the yelling coming from behind, he couldn't help but picked up a stone, smashed it, hit his head with a red heart, and immediately swelled up.

"Everyone says that I have a wife and child, you're crazy, you're sick, right? I can't chase after women myself, so it depends on others being too good?"

He went home cursing, and after getting far away, he couldn't hear the sound behind him.

Father Ye and the others saw that he was just going out for a trip, and when he came back, his face was stained, and his heart couldn't help but lift up.

"Did you get into a fight with someone? Did someone in the village trouble you?"

"Is the villager looking for trouble?"

Everyone is nervous.

"It's the villagers who are looking for trouble, but because I'm so handsome, I'm jealous, Ma De."

"What do you mean?" Everyone asked in unison?

After he told everyone about what happened just now, Father Ye only said, "Yes! I asked you to tell others that you are married..."

"I'll go, they didn't come to the door again, I just ran up? Nervous."

"Hurry up and rub some medicinal wine, or half of your face will be swollen tomorrow."

"Understood, you also pack up your things, and move later, you can't stay at night, and if you stay here, you don't have to leave tomorrow."

(end of this chapter)

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