Chapter 349 Laughing to death
Anyway, it’s a fake, if it’s gone, it’s gone, and there’s nothing to feel bad about, but he still kept it in mind, and entered the house as if nothing had happened, and returned to his own room first.
Lin Xiuqing had already had dinner early, and the child was sleeping, so she was so bored that she could only close her eyes and rest her mind.
Seeing him coming in, she asked him if he had eaten.
Unexpectedly, he just replied casually and didn't eat, so he climbed onto the bed and took down the basket hanging on the wall.
Lin Xiuqing looked at him wonderingly, "What's wrong?"
"See if it's intact."
“I locked the house when no one was in the room, and there are iron bars on the windows, so it’s okay.”
They air-dried this hanging porch for a few days before. They put it on the porch during the day and brought it into the house when it was dark. After that, they simply hung it on the wall of the house and opened the window to dry it to save trouble.
Ambergris needs to be air-dried for at least 3 years before use, and it is not as safe as putting it under my nose. Anyway, in their country houses, things are hanging everywhere on the walls of the house, which is not surprising.
"The fake one I made was stolen, I just came back and saw it was gone."
"Huh?" Lin Xiuqing was surprised, "Could it be that many people came to our house to listen to the radio today and left?"
"It's possible. Pay attention to whether there are any rumors in the village these two days." Ye Yaodong said while checking it, and put it back after seeing that it was still intact.
"If it is empty, replace it with a clean towel for the bottom."
"I know."
After the couple said a few words, they heard a knock on the door of the room, and the sound of his mother's nagging came from the door, "Don't come out to eat, but hide in the house, and there is still time to see your wife and children after dinner." Well, I haven’t come out for a long time, and I still have to be called when I eat, so I hurried to take a shower and go to bed, and I’m still dawdling..."
Ye's mother chatted at the door, but her voice was also shut down, and they could hear them clearly in the room.
"You are going to eat soon."
"Well, have you eaten yet?"
"Eat already."
Ye Yaodong responded casually and went out to eat. He asked the two brothers-in-law a few words of concern. Seeing that they were still eating very restrained, he quickly greeted them, "You're welcome, treat it like your own home, there are still a lot of food in the pot. Where's the meal?"
"Good good good..."
Father Ye also said: "Eat more to have strength tomorrow, and then pack up after eating."
"Do you want some wine?"
"I'll pour it, do you want the starfish-infused wine or the sea snake wine?" Ye Mu also asked quickly.
"no, I'm fine…"
Father Ye hurriedly said: "Sea Snake Wine...Sea Snake Wine..."
Ye Mu gave him a blank look, the old man, his eyes lit up when he talked about wine, and how much he drank was not enough.
As soon as the meal was over, Ye Yaodong went to take a bath, and Ye's father took his two brothers-in-law back to the old house.
Unexpectedly, just as he was about to go back to the house after taking a shower, he heard the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Lan, Mrs. Lan, talking about ambergris excitedly while killing fish.
There are rumors so soon?
He pricked up his ears in surprise and turned his head, "What ambergris are you talking about?"
"You don't know yet, right? That's right, you just came back from the sea not long ago."
"The family who was rolling around didn't know what kind of **** luck they had. I heard that the youngest son picked up a strange stone on the beach in the afternoon. On the way back when he was carrying it, someone bumped into him and recognized it as ambergris."
"I heard that they are covering tightly now, and no one will show them. Many people have gone to their house, and they want to see what they look like."
ah?
His one is just painted with wood. Although the shape looks a bit realistic, but most people hold it and carefully identify it. If you click it, you will know that it is definitely not. Is that person a fool? Or an ignorant child?
"Whose youngest son are you talking about?"
"As for the Xu family in the east, the whole family can be violent, and the son steals chickens and dogs, what is his name?"
Sister Lan answered, "Xu Laifu!"
Is that the bum?
How could this guy steal something he didn't recognize? And he was so casual.
Driven by curiosity, he simply put on his clothes and went out, but Mother Ye was still asking behind, "Where are you going? It's dark and you are still running outside..."
"Go out for a stroll, I'll be back in a while."
"I can still go out for a walk, which means I'm not tired..."
"How can you not be tired? It's been so hard to go to sea. Dongzi must have something." They're all sunken in, and they've all lost weight recently."
...
He couldn't help but laugh.
When he was almost at the door of Xu's house, he saw many people gathered there from a distance.
"Take it out and show it to everyone!"
"That's right, people have seen it anyway, why hide it and show it to us, and gain insight?"
"Exactly, we haven't seen what ambergris looks like yet."
"Oh, your family is really going to get rich. I said that Laifu's name is well chosen. It brings wealth in his life, and his name attracts wealth. If he comes back with a golden lump, the whole family will not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of his life." .”
"That's right, now your whole family will enjoy the blessing..."
"That is to say, this kid who is rich is blessed, how can someone else's family have such a fate..."
"Qiu Ju, your family is going to get rich, don't forget about us, you have to help your relatives..."
The entire Xu family stood at the door, laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
Father Xu smiled like a flower and pretended to say: "Who knows, we haven't seen it yet? The child hid it as soon as he got it back, and he hid himself in the house."
Xu's mother also said: "I was still playing mahjong, and I hurried back after playing halfway. As a result, I was surrounded by you as soon as I arrived at the door. I haven't seen what I look like yet."
"Then just show it to everyone, everyone help to identify it, and weigh it by the way. I heard that this thing is very expensive."
"Yes, yes, take it out quickly, and everyone will help you to appraise it and weigh it. Your family is really going to get rich..."
"Quickly call Lai Fu out, everyone is waiting to help grow eyes."
The old lady of the Xu family squinted at people with her inverted triangular eyes. Although she had a full smile on her face, she said unpleasant words: "Then how can I show it to you casually? What if it gets damaged? What should I do? Can you afford it?"
Everyone suddenly felt boring, saying such things.
"How can it break if you touch it a few times? It's boring for the old lady to say such things. If you look at it from the villagers, you won't lose a piece of meat."
"That's right, everyone is just curious, and they refuse to take a look, so stingy."
"They have already been seen by others, and they are still hidden. The whole village knows that you have found ambergris at home. Are you afraid to show us a few times to see if it is gone?"
"I haven't made a fortune yet, but I already look down on everyone..."
"Look, why should we show you the things in our own house? Go and go, it's so noisy, we haven't even looked at it ourselves, why should we have to take it out as soon as you touch your mouth. What compensation do you get?" The old lady rolled her eyes in disdain and went into the house.
"That's right, my son picked it up on his own, why should I show it to you? It's a baby lump, can I just take it out and look at it? If it's broken, I can't afford to sell your whole family." Xu's mother didn't agree. Politely said.
Some old people are respectable and lovely, while some old people are very annoying and annoying.
"Everyone, let's go back first, we have to take a look and study it ourselves." Father Xu also waved his hand and entered the room.
Other Xu family members also entered the house one after another.
They had just heard about it, and they rushed back one by one, and before they had time to take a look and ask a few words, they saw a bunch of people coming to the door and saying that they wanted to see and see, and they even boasted that they would give them long eyes.
They locked the door after entering the house, regardless of the curious folks outside the house.
The actions of the Xu family directly offended everyone. The neighbors are curious and have never seen such a rare thing.
Their eyes are disdainful, their words are not pleasant, their attitudes are bad, and their behavior is arrogant. Everyone feels uncomfortable seeing them.
Seeing others get rich one by one, I was already envious to death, but now I encountered such an attitude, and I also made unpleasant and acid words.
"What's the arrogance? I haven't made a fortune yet. I just judge people with their nostrils, and their tails are still up to the sky."
"That's right, before I discounted it, I felt like I'd already sold tens of thousands of dollars, and I started shaking. The dog looked down on me and said that I couldn't afford to sell us."
"You can see it in just two glances, you're so stingy, how can you make a fortune for this kind of person..."
"Cut, is it true or not? Everyone hasn't seen it, so what they say is true?"
"Who saw it before?"
"It seems to be the old king of the canteen. He was sitting at the door eating melon seeds and saw something in Laifu's arms. Then he shouted in the shop. Everyone ran over excitedly after playing mahjong and poker halfway."
"It's really **** luck... How come I don't have such luck?"
"Let me pick up a treasure anytime... Sigh... The family is almost overwhelmed, unable to live on..."
"Alas... my family is the same, there is no rice for the pot, I only eat sweet potatoes and taro every day, otherwise I only eat potatoes and pickles, those shells are too hard to eat..."
"God has no eyes, and actually made a fortune for this group of rascals..."
Ye Yaodong was watching the farce from the sidelines, and he was dying of laughter. It was just a fake. He didn't see each one clearly, and it spread like a baby bump.
The whole Xu family didn’t see it. Hearing the rumors, he really thought that his family had a baby pimple, and he trembled directly, saying that he couldn’t afford to sell the folks if he saw it. It’s really ridiculous.
I don't know what expression he will have when he finds out that it is fake, he is really looking forward to it.
Die laughing.
(end of this chapter)