Chapter 250 Good third brother (monthly ticket plus six more)
Borrowed and read the newspaper in the commune, he was only slightly surprised, and then returned to normal.
"It turns out that there was an earthquake the night before yesterday, and there were two more. The legend of the earthquake fish is true..." Secretary Chen on the side had just finished reading the newspaper.
"Yes, fortunately, we are not affected here. A magnitude 5.7 occurred on the sea surface of the Wanwan Strait, which triggered a tsunami. A magnitude 4.1 also occurred in the south of the Gulf at the same time. Fortunately, it was during the day."
"I don't know when the tsunami will calm down. You wait until there are no waves before going out. I heard that you have taken risks when there was a typhoon."
"Aha... I went there once, I won't go, ha ha... life is important."
Secretary Chen nodded and said with a smile, "When did you recognize the characters? I thought you couldn't understand them."
"I took a literacy class for a month or so, and I can recognize some, and I can even understand half of the guesswork."
"It is more convenient to recognize some characters. I still have some old newspapers here. Do you want to take them back?"
"Okay", just to know what happened in the past, "Secretary Chen, will you also order a newspaper for me?"
"Okay, let the postman take it directly to your home."
"Thank you very much."
Ye Yaodong came out of the commune with a lot of newspapers in his hand, and went straight home.
Meet the eldest nephew at the door of the house, and was made fun of by this guy.
"Third uncle, what are you doing with so many newspapers? Do you want to use them to light the fire?"
"Can't it just be watching?"
"Fuck...it's impossible...you can read the newspaper and I can get 100 points in the exam."
"You pass the exam first before laughing at me. Maybe you don't know as many characters as I do."
"How is that possible? Don't be ridiculous, I'm better than you if I fail the exam every day."
"You really failed the exam." Ye Yaodong patted his head with a sly smile, "Sister-in-law, Ah Hai said that he never passed the exam, and changed the score by himself with a red pen every day."
"Fuck... Third Uncle, you tricked me!"
Ye Chenghai jumped away from him with wide eyes in horror, and couldn't help but glance at the door.
As a result, before seeing anyone, I heard his mother yelling at Ye Chenghai...
Before the person arrives, the voice arrives first.
Ye Chenghai shook his body and looked around, where to hide?
Before he could think about it, he saw his mother rushing out of the house with a whip in her hand, and said with a crackling voice, "I said, why did you suddenly score 82 in the test two days ago, and your father kept praising you for your success? I rewarded you with 50 cents, it turned out that I drew it myself, and my skin is itchy, today 'Lin Bei' will peel off your skin..."
Sister-in-law Ye chased and scolded angrily, "Don't run away, I'll take off your pants and beat you when I catch you..."
Ye Cheng hid by the seaside and explained, "Mother, I was wronged! Third uncle is talking nonsense, don't listen to him, I am wronged, he is taking revenge and I laughed at him..."
"Your test paper is full of red pens and crosses, and you have been wronged. I said why you suddenly scored 82 points in the test...I will kill you..."
"Ahhh...it hurts...third uncle, you are so cruel..."
"Run away, don't come back for lunch after you run away!"
"Oh... hiss... third uncle... I hate you..."
Hmph...Ye Yaodong clapped his hands with the newspaper in his hand, watching his eldest nephew being pushed up and down, with a deep smile in his eyes.
Can't he be cured? mock up!
He walked slowly into the house with the newspaper, but Lin Xiuqing smiled and gave him a sideways glance, "Ah Hai was really tricked by you."
"Who told him to laugh at me? He failed the exam and is so arrogant, yet he has the nerve to laugh at me. He should be beaten."
"Why did you bring so many newspapers back?"
"Look at the past news about current events, and recognize a few more words by the way."
"If you worked so hard when you were studying, you might be able to pass the university entrance exam by now."
Ye Yaodong rolled his eyes, "Even you want to laugh at me, right?"
"No, isn't this telling the truth?"
"Come on, teach me how to read, elementary school graduates."
Lin Xiuqing glared at him, deliberately this guy, "Don't hinder me from cooking lunch, watch the children."
Ye Yaodong took a look at squatting there, turned Wang Ba over, and the two boys who kept poking Wang Ba's stomach, ignored them, sat at the table and started looking.
When I saw a word I didn’t know, I drew a circle with a pencil, and planned to ask his wife later.
Lin Xiuqing just turned around after burning the fire and saw him reading the newspaper and turning his pen. She was almost stunned by the serious and studious appearance that she had never seen before. She had never seen him serious and focused!
It's really strange...
Thought he was putting on a show, she deliberately ran up to take a look, but saw a lot of circles drawn on the newspaper, and her waist was also hugged.
"What word is this..."
Lin Xiuqing lowered her head to see that he seemed to be really serious about asking for advice, so she quickly and gently spoke to him.
The husband and wife learned one by one and taught by the other, and they complemented each other very well. They even almost forgot to cook lunch. It was the two sons who cried out that they were hungry and Lin Xiuqing came back to his senses.
"Damn, don't talk nonsense, your father and I just know a few words, don't go out and say it, it will make people laugh..."
This guy has no words. If he goes out and yells, he will really be laughed to death, and his old face will be ashamed.
"Oh, that mother also said that you want to go to college."
"She was joking with your father, go play your bastard, if she goes out and talks nonsense, I will stew it."
"cut ~"
I feel more and more that the eldest son is annoying!
The wind and waves subsided a little at night, but no one went out to sea at night.
After waiting for another day, the sky was still clear, and some people went out to the sea to release ground cages and nets one after another.
Ye Yaodong also went to take back the row hooks and glued nets that had been repaired by others. He hired some old women in the village to do these scattered troublesome things, which could also increase their income and save him trouble.
Then he went to Ah Cai and ordered about 100 catties of miscellaneous fish and shrimps. After the preparation was ready, he went to his father and told him about going to sea at night, but his wife happily said that she would also go!
"It happens to be fifteen tomorrow, and there is a big tide. I will go with you. You put me on an isolated island. I will go shopping for some seafood. You will pick me up when you return."
Ye Yaodong frowned disapprovingly: "No, how unsafe are you staying on an isolated island?"
"Then I'll call your aunts."
"Fuck, mother, do you think this is a market?"
"Didn't you say it's not safe? There are too many people and I have a partner. Anyway, I'm looking for some worthless seafood, so your aunts can also get some back. There will be no shellfish for a long time after the pier is surrounded by starfish. , I want to catch some sea oysters, but I don’t have any sea melon seeds, so I just get some more to go back and eat slowly. Just find a small island with a higher terrain and a safer place, and just put us down, and it won’t affect your release of nets.”
"Let's go again when spring begins. It's so cold, I have to go to the island to have a breeze..."
"I can't open the pot at home. I have nothing to eat. It's still cold. Why is it cold? It's just a little bit more to prepare, and to dry some New Year's goods in advance when the weather is good. If it's cold, you don't have to go to sea, and you won't be afraid of having nothing to eat if you rest for a few more days in the first month, otherwise Where are you going to do it then? Just eat food?"
His mother thought about it well, what should he say? This is his wife!
Just a while ago, the small island where the oarfish was found seems to be quite high. When the tide recedes to the bottom of the fifteenth day, the exposed part should be larger, and there should be a small piece of sandy beach exposed. The waves cannot hit the reef. Be careful, it should be It's okay too.
He reluctantly agreed, "Okay, then don't call so many people, in case something happens, you can't afford it."
"Don't worry, I will only call you aunt, second aunt, and third aunt. I won't call anyone else. We will be careful. It's not that young girls are ignorant."
"Only two, otherwise there will be too many people, it is difficult to put nets, and there is not enough space."
"You put us on an isolated island, and it doesn't affect your release of the net."
"That's not OK!"
"Okay then, let's call you Auntie and Auntie! Next time I will call you Auntie Three."
Middle-aged women are really difficult to deal with, and they are still old ladies, so troublesome.
But you can’t just bring your brothers and not your mother.
Have a headache, but luckily his grandparents had few children, only the elder aunt, the second aunt, and his father and three brothers.
His mother has more relatives...
"Okay, then you guys, make an agreement in advance, if you call someone again, you don't have to go."
He had to give his mother a vaccination in advance, otherwise all her seven aunts and eight aunts would be able to get it.
"Oh, don't worry, I know, there are too many people, and there will be less digging by myself."
Ye Huimei watched enviously from the side, "Third brother, can I go too?"
"Why are you joining in the fun? I'm going to get married soon, so stay at home honestly. Going to sea is no joke."
Ye's mother also stared at her, "What's the matter with you? You just stay at home. If you have free time, go to your third sister-in-law to show her the baby and help her make clothes and quilts. Don't stay at home and be a shopkeeper. I don't know. Do you think your third sister-in-law is getting married?"
"It's because I'm going to get married that I'm going. Otherwise, when I get married, I won't be like the third sister-in-law. Either give birth or take care of the children. I don't have the opportunity to go to the sea. Third brother...you can take me... "
"No, haven't you been there once, what else are you going to? Are you addicted to playing?"
"Who said you can't go again after you've been there? You can take me there again?" Ye Huimei tugged at his sleeve pitifully, "Third brother, I know you are the best, please..."
"Go, go, don't get in the way..."
Ye Huimei glared at him, then turned her head and pulled her sleeves at his father, "Father~ you can let the third brother take me there, don't let the fat and water go to other people's fields, if there is any treasure, we can't pick it up by ourselves. "
"Ah, this..." Father Ye paused for a while holding the hookah, "It's impossible for you to pick up treasures every day."
"Then there is no baby, I also want to play. People on the beach have never been out to sea a few times. How can they be called people on the beach? I'm about to get married. Dad~ let me be with my mother. It's just right~ Dad~ let me Let's go, okay? Daddy~"
The hem of the clothes kept shaking back and forth, and she kept calling daddy softly. Which old father could resist it, and he couldn't even smoke.
"Well, Dongzi, why don't you take your little sister with you? Let her play for a while. The island of the oarfish looked quite safe. The terrain looked high, and the rocks were not too steep. And short."
"Third Brother~"
Ye Yaodong glared at Ye Huimei, seeing her fawningly smiling at him, he could only nod helplessly.
"That's fine, then you can be with your mother as a companion, auntie don't take it with you."
"Ah, why don't you call your aunt?"
"Why are you calling so many? Are you going to the market at sea?"
"Then... that's fine."
(end of this chapter)