Chapter 232 Wild Duck
The eldest brother-in-law and second brother-in-law also heard his scolding not far away, and they all laughed there.
"Originally, you also thought about stewing and eating, and you are not wronged if you are scolded."
"I changed my mind, I want them to play for a few more days."
"But you also enjoyed your meal last night."
"That's true!"
…
Waiting until about eight o'clock, Mother Lin sent a bunch of children to the mountain, and then Ye Chenghu rushed over.
Ye Yaodong thought that he wanted to hit Lao Tzu out of the blue, but this guy just lay on the ground in front of him and rolled around.
"My bastard, my bastard...Father, you said clearly last night that you would eat it, you lied, you didn't keep your promise, you ate my bastard..."
Ye Yaodong watched his actions with black lines all over his head, where did he learn this horse riding?
He has learned all the housekeeping skills of the old girls in the village.
"Get up!"
"I don't, I don't want it, you pay me bastard." He sat up while talking, stomping his feet angrily.
"Get up for me, what I ate was not yours, but Yangyang's one."
Why?
Ye Chenghu's eyes widened instantly when he heard this, "Is it the Yang Yang one?"
"That's right! Your one is still alive, don't mess with me anymore, get up and work quickly."
As witty as he is!
Ye Chenghu was stunned for a moment, "Then the remaining one is mine?"
He realized in an instant, and was pleasantly surprised again, "Father, what you said, the remaining one belongs to me, can you not eat any more?"
"I'll eat when I get home in a few days, and I'll play for you for two more days."
"Then you still have to eat it!" He looked at his father accusingly in a moment of rich expression.
"You can help it choose whether it will be eaten by me today or in two days!"
Seeing that he was still staring angrily, Ye Yaodong directly lifted him up from the ground, "You boy, don't play around all day long, if you are good and obedient, I can let you take care of me for a few more days, if you are not good, If you don't obey, it will be eaten by me."
He said aggrievedly: "Then I am good!"
"Well, that's right, go to work!"
Ye Yaodong was extremely satisfied, no, the problem was solved directly!
He has forgotten, there is another one at home.
When he got home in the evening and saw his little son running out cheerfully, he happily lifted him up and gave him a high lift.
Unexpectedly, just after putting it down for a while, he was washing his hands when he heard Ye Chenghu say triumphantly: "Dad said, this **** is mine, and yours was eaten last night." It's..."
broken!
This guy!
Ye Chengyang refused immediately, and howled in an instant, "It's mine, it's mine...Mum~"
The magic sound came into his ears, and Ye Yaodong looked at his crying son with a headache, his head was getting bigger, and he was relieved when he saw his wife came forward to coax him.
This kid is also easy to deceive, just say that tomorrow I will take him to catch another one, and he will stop crying, so that the whole family can eat with peace of mind.
When it was dark and it was time to go back to the house to sleep, both children had psychological shadows. They were afraid that the only one would be stewed when they woke up.
And then actually tried to put them on the bed and sleep with them?
In the end, Lin Xiuqing frightened her with a whip, and put it in the washbasin honestly, and then said that she should put the washbasin on the table, saying that she could see it when she turned her head, but couldn’t see it on the ground.
Ye Yaodong also accepted these two.
After Lin Xiuqing was exhausted and put both of them to sleep, she turned her head and stared at the culprit angrily, and cursed in a low voice: "Why don't you catch it? It's still because they are interested in bringing this thing back!" Eat it up, make the two of you cry early in the morning, and go to bed at night, do you think I'm too free?"
"Hey, how did I know they would be so precious to two bastards."
"Do you know that you won't be arrested?"
"It still needs to be caught. If you eat it, maybe you won't eat it and feed it to them. I didn't plan to eat it at first. Who thought your mother would move so fast."
"My mother must also be thinking about you wanting to eat!"
Ye Yaodong took her into his arms and leaned on his arm, "Okay, okay, I'll see if I can catch another one tomorrow, make up for it, go to sleep."
Lin Xiuqing turned her back to him.
Ye Yaodong doesn't care about his posture.
Helping the old man pick oranges for two whole days, they didn’t pick all the oranges on the mountain until noon on the third day.
He even picked half a sack of bitter oranges, which he was going to take back to eat!
After picking oranges, Ye Chenghu excitedly ran to pick grapefruits. When he saw a grapefruit branch hanging down, he hugged the branch and hung on it for a swing.
Then the person, the branch and the grapefruit all fell down and rolled out...
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
After stabilizing his body on the ground, he immediately got up with hands and feet together, and then covered half of his shoulder.
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he picked up the branch on the ground, and slapped his buttocks twice, making him jump up and down and howl.
Still jumping and dodging like this, it seems that there should be nothing wrong, so he feels relieved.
"Where does it hurt, show me."
"arm…"
Ye Yaodong picked up his arm and looked at it. The arm was a little bruised, "Let your mother beat you when you go back, and then wipe it with tea oil and it will be fine."
"Can't you get well without a beating?"
Ye Chenghu was a little wronged, he even fell, and he was beaten by his father, and he was beaten by his mother when he returned.
"Pick it up and then matcha oil, it will take effect quickly, and it can also prevent recurrence. Be honest, stand aside for me, and if you are naughty, take off your pants and beat."
A group of children watched him being scolded gloatingly, and then giggled and climbed the tree to pick grapefruits, looking at Ye Chenghu with hot eyes.
He peeked at his father, and while he wasn't paying attention, he slipped away to play with his cousins and climb the tree together, seemingly forgetting the pain in his arm.
Ye Yaodong saw that not only his head hurt, but also Tianlinggai was about to ache. The scars healed and he forgot the pain. After two days of taking care of his baby, he would be mad at him.
"Ye Chenghu, come down for me, if you don't obey me, I will stew your **** when I go back at night."
Men's guarantees are useless, even by a 5 year old!
I just said yesterday that I will be good and obedient!
Bullshit!
The lifeline was held down, and Ye Chenghu got down from the tree honestly in an instant. Now he didn't dare to act rashly, and honestly only dared to pick it under the tree.
After picking enough sacks, Ye Yaodong stopped to tie up the sacks, moved them to the cart and put them with the oranges, and the group went down the mountain.
Because I finished picking oranges today, I finished work early and it was only noon, so everyone could still go back to have lunch in time, so it was a leisurely time to go down the mountain.
After rushing down the mountain and seeing the river beside them, each child was gearing up again.
"Father, it's still early, let's go to the nearby grass to see if there are wild duck eggs?"
Lin Xianghui looked at his younger son with a smile and said, "It's getting cold, wild ducks don't like to lay eggs anymore, what are you looking for..."
"My cousin found three the day before yesterday, maybe there are more?"
"Father, it just so happens that the weather is fine these two days, and the sun is shining for a while during the day. Maybe the wild ducks will sneak out to lay eggs?" Lin Guangyuan said, looking at the river with excited eyes.
"Your hand is injured, and you still want to play?"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, then let's go down."
"Be careful, take care of your brothers and sisters, just look for them by the river."
"Why."
A group of children jumped up excitedly as if they had received an amnesty order, and then walked down to the river together.
Ye Chenghu also ran along excitedly, but suddenly thought of something, and turned his head to look at his father eagerly.
Ye Yaodong waved his hand, "Go."
In an instant, his facial features became bright again, and the cloudy turned to sunny! He also wailed and followed them to the shore.
Ye Yaodong also followed behind, he planned to watch them a little bit, such a large group of children, the skin is very skinny, but you have to watch a little while running by the river, falling into the water in cold weather is not fun.
"Ah, ah, dad, the duck, the duck, the duck is flying..."
"Ahhh~ they fly so high..."
"Duck, duck, daddy~dad~duck..."
I saw a group of wild ducks flying in the distance, and fell directly into the upper reaches of the river. A group of children stood on the bank of the river, dancing and shouting happily.
The adults on the shore also looked at them with bright eyes, but they felt a little regretful, wild ducks are not easy to catch...
"Father, hurry up, hurry up..."
"Catch the duck~catch the duck~"
A group of children clamored for their father to hurry up.
Ye Chenghu is also calling.
Ye Yaodong spread his hands, a smart woman can't cook without rice, and if he doesn't have any tools, why should he rush into the water like an idiot?
"I can't catch them, they can fly, there are no fishing nets, but with fishing nets, I might really be able to give you extra meals at night."
"Huh? Can't catch it now?"
"I can't catch it."
"All right."
The children were as pale as frost-beaten eggplants in an instant.
"Don't look for it, go back to eat first, and then come out after eating to see if there are any wild duck eggs. They just flew over, and maybe they will really pick up wild duck eggs later."
"Yes, let's go back to eat first, and I will take you out to find wild duck eggs after eating, and see if I can catch two **** for you by the way."
They were happy again in an instant, thinking about the wild duck eggs and wanting bastards, one by one willingly climbed ashore, but when they walked back, they couldn't bear to take their eyes off the wild duck.
Ye Chenghu said reluctantly: "Father, is it true that wild ducks can't be caught?"
"It's hard to catch. I'll come out later to see if they're still there. I don't have any tools in my hands now, and they're all in the water, so I can't catch them. It's easier to catch them when I get ashore."
He actually felt itchy and wanted to scratch it.
A man is a teenager until he dies!
(end of this chapter)