Chapter 154 So Disgusting
Lin Xiuqing happened to be flipping the dried fish at the door, watching Ye Yaodong bring a piece of pork liver and a pork belly home, and asked in surprise, "Where did you buy it?"
"I didn't buy it, I got it from the fat man. His father-in-law sent a bunch of pig offal, let me take some back."
"This pork belly weighs more than three catties, right? How can we finish it? Why don't we take it to my mother and stew it for her?"
"Okay, take it for her to deal with. After the stew is finished, let's pack two bowls. It's easy. Let's keep the pork liver. You can eat more."
"good."
Pork belly is warming the stomach. The local cooking method is to stuff a small hen in the pork belly and stew it, which is called pork belly chicken.
Or tie the pig belly head and tail, beat a few eggs in the middle of the belly and stew it with the tonic. When it is cooked, cut it with scissors and share it.
There is no pullet at the moment, and Ye Yaodong hasn't eaten the eggs that Ye Mu cracked into the pig's belly for many years, and no one tells them.
For dinner, they have a bowl of steamed fish, a bowl of fried cabbage, and then pork belly soup.
Lin Xiuqing boiled the pork liver and spinach soup and put it aside, covered it and kept it, and made it tomorrow, otherwise the pork liver would stink after being left overnight.
After a hearty meal, he helped watch the children for a while, and when it got dark, Ye Yaodong planned to go out to exercise his muscles.
The three of them came directly to the vicinity of Xu Laifu's house. No matter whether they could get someone or not, they were idle anyway, so they just went out for a stroll, and it didn't matter if they were eating or drinking.
Ah Zheng just got married and was mixing oil with his wife, so it was inconvenient to disturb him at night, and Ah Guang was going to sea again at night, so they didn't call him, just the three of them.
Xiao Xiao took out two packs of melon seeds from his pocket with foresight.
Ye Yaodong took the bundle of paper bags in his hand with a chuckle, "You are quite well prepared, you have brought all the melon seeds."
"Isn't it because I'm afraid of being bored? Just passing by the small shop, I bought two packs by the way, so I don't have to wait. It's just right to take two packs of melon seeds."
"I don't know when this turtle grandson will come out."
"Urgency to urinate must be solved with the urinal in the room. You have to wait until he is in a hurry to defecate."
"Shouldn't you beat all his **** out then?"
"Do you want to be so cruel?"
"Then wait until he finishes pulling?"
"Can you horse riders stop shit? The melon seeds are no longer fragrant."
"You don't shit? The pork belly you took away this afternoon is filled with pig shit!"
Ye Yaodong looked at the fat man speechlessly, then moved two steps to the side, leaning against a big tree.
The fat man raised his eyebrows proudly.
"You fat man, can you stop talking so disgusting? I also ate stir-fried sausage at night." Xiao Xiaobian said and moved closer to Ye Yaodong.
"Eating is what you eat, what you talk about is what you talk about. Eating and drinking is a major event in life! Vulgarity is elegance!"
The three of them chattered while eating melon seeds. Fortunately, it’s only October and it won’t be very cold.
"When the melon seeds are finished, go buy two more packs, and then we will go back to our respective houses before we finish eating. Let's go to the sea together early in the first day of the new year. The tide will ebb at 6 o'clock on the first day of the new year..."
"Shh~ it's out, it's out, don't buy it..."
The three of them looked down the slope, only to see a figure limping forward with one leg, looking left and right.
When they first came here, they deliberately chose to stand on a high slope, so that they could see the bottom clearly.
"Finally, the wait was not in vain."
"Eating and drinking Lazard always..."
"Shhhhhhh~ stop eating, drinking, and messing around, be quiet, I just walked out of the house, don't make any noise to scare him back~"
The three sneaked behind, one at the bottom and three at the top, until they almost reached the toilet.
Xiaoxiao: "It really came out to solve the major issues in life."
Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise you think it's Pixiu, you can only get in and out?"
Fatty: "We're really here to guard, until he finishes pulling!"
Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise? Do you really want to punch his **** out?"
Xiao Xiao: "He went in, why don't we scare him first? When he comes out with his trousers up, just put him in a sack?"
"It stinks..."
"Go, it's not like you haven't been to the toilet before."
The latrine at the moment is a small, short house, worse than a pigsty, with a big latrine underneath, and small white animals wriggling inside.
On the top, a few wooden boards are simply built, so that people can stand on it. What is covered in front is only a small curtain woven with straw, and a little bit of feet can be seen underneath.
In case someone approaches, you can still know that there is someone inside, or the person inside will pretend to cough a few times to remind the outside that someone is inside.
The three of them murmured softly as they walked down, "How can I scare you?"
Xiaoxiao slightly proudly said: "I'll see you later!"
"Okay, then it's up to you."
Then as he walked, he felt that he was the only one?
Looking back, the two guys stood still after he finished speaking!
Grass!
He winked desperately and told them to come forward, but they just shook their heads motionless? She even pouted at him, urging him to hurry up!
Dog Day's!
It was agreed to go together, and the two of them hid behind their backs!
He almost went blind with his eyes wide open, but the two of them remained motionless, and he was so angry!
Hearing the sound of trousers being pulled up in the latrine, he had no choice but to do it himself.
Silently pulled his throat, and then he used a high-pitched voice, pretending to cry there...
"Woooooo~ I died so badly~ Woooooo~ Give me my life back~"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"Bang~"
"Boom~"
"Ah~ help~ vomit~~"
Xiaoxiao heard the movement of the latrine, jumped up excitedly, and kept lying in her heart, excited.
Ye Yaodong and Fatty also covered their mouths and noses in surprise and ran straight forward. Hearing the occasional sounds of nausea coming from the latrine, they both grinned silently there, and they both gave Xiaoxiao their thumbs up.
This is just a small latrine, neither too big nor too deep. If people fall into it, they can still stand up and climb out.
At this moment, they saw a hand protruding from the latrine, and heard the sound of him climbing up the latrine, they immediately ran up the **** again, and squatted there whispering.
"It's really you, and you actually scared him so much that he fell into the latrine?"
"It's because he's really timid. It's useless if you don't scare him, you weak chicken."
"That's why it's called guilty conscience!"
"Ouch~ so disgusting..."
I saw him crawling up from the latrine with bruises on his face and white worms wriggling on his body, and he was jumping there while gagging, as if he wanted to shake off the disgusting things on his body...
The three of them shuddered in disgust, but watched with relish, without blinking their eyes.
Xu Laifu also disliked himself, looking at the things hanging on his body, he wanted to die.
He also suspected that someone was deliberately scaring him just now, but he looked left and right, and there was no one anywhere, and his body was so disgusting that he could only vomit and limped home first.
The three of them looked at the disgusting unknown objects on the ground in front of the latrine, as well as the liquid dripping from his body along the way, and the footprints with marks on them, their faces were full of disgust.
Xiao Xiao: "Stop fighting, right? It's disgusting."
Fatty: "Who dares to go up here?"
"Made, I have goosebumps all over the floor. It's so disgusting that I almost vomit."
Ye Yaodong shuddered again as he said that. Fortunately, there is a toilet at the back door of his new house, so he doesn’t need to go to the latrine, and he doesn’t need to pick and dump the cesspit so hard. It’s just right to mix it with water as fertilizer to grow vegetables.
"Tonight's experience will probably be unforgettable for him in his life!"
"I don't go to the toilet anymore, I'm afraid I will end up with him if I'm not careful!"
Ye Yaodong took a look at his figure up and down, and he really had to visit his house often!
"Take it easy! It's lucky that you haven't fallen in the toilet for so many years. If you gain more weight, the board will not be able to bear your weight."
"I have to tell my wife to buy a big toilet! At worst, I will pour it more diligently."
Xiaoxiao stretched her neck and looked at the little figure in the distance, "Do you want to follow?"
"Go, go, I'm free anyway, follow up and take a look?"
"Oh my god, tonight's experience really won my heart!"
"You are so perverted!"
"Each each other!"
The three continued to follow behind Xu Laifu enthusiastically, keeping a long distance from him, lest the pungent smell of ecstasy float into their noses...
Followed to the uphill location of his house, they stopped, squatted there and listened.
"What stinks so much?"
"I smell it too?"
"Did someone knock over the urine bucket in his room?"
After a while, the lights in the whole Xu’s house were turned on. Xu’s mother was cursing. She knocked on every room and asked, only to find that her youngest son was not in the room, and there were some unknown liquids and stains on the floor of the main room.
She squatted down and sniffed, her whole face suddenly wrinkled, and she kept cursing while opening and closing her mouth...
The three squatted on the hillside and looked in through the window of his house with relish...
After a while, Xu's mother heard the sound of water at the back door, opened the door and looked, and immediately waved her hand in front of her mouth and nose in disgust, trying to drive away the disgusting smell.
"What are you doing? What stinks so much?"
"Mom, I was careless!"
How did you accidentally?
She looked forward, and immediately felt even more disgusted. There were insects wriggling on her body?
"Did you fall into the latrine? Are you a fool? You still go home? There are marks everywhere, you idiot..."
Xu's mother scolded him fiercely, and ordered him to wash up before entering the house, and then went in to clean up the ground...
The three of them didn't pat their butts until they watched the whole farce, and stood up contentedly.
"The night was really worthwhile!"
"Laughing to death, those who go to the latrine tomorrow, seeing the filth all around the latrine, should curse again."
"It's disgusting, go home and wash up and sleep."
Lin Xiuqing saw that he came back late today, with a bright smile on his face, couldn't help lowering his voice and asked, "You found the money, so happy?"
"Is there anything happier than picking up money?"
He told her what happened that night with a smile on his face, and Lin Xiuqing was also speechless.
"You guys are really hurt! It's much more uncomfortable to fall into the latrine than to be beaten."
"Haha, that's because he's timid, and it's none of our business. We haven't even touched a finger of him. I'm dying of laughter."
"Stop laughing, don't wake up the child, go wash your hands and feet and go to sleep."
Ye Yaodong happily complied.
This chapter is really disgusting...
Hahaha
(end of this chapter)