Chapter 153 Noisy but also rushed
The youngest son also opened his mouth to agree, "Old hag... old hag..."
"Also, grandma still scolded them for eating shit? She came here early in the morning and sprayed **** all over her mouth, and asked if she wanted money. If the **** is not enough to eat, our family can give them some..."
Ye Yaodong looked at him with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, chattering and gesticulating excitedly there, rice grains oozing out from time to time, a little hard to say.
With the rice in her mouth, Lin Xiuqing suddenly felt a little hard to swallow, and stretched her neck before swallowing it.
"Eat as soon as you eat, why are you talking so much? Children should not meddle in adults' affairs."
"Didn't dad ask me if I was afraid? I'm not! I thought it was quite lively, but dad's expression just now was scary."
Bai was concerned, it turned out that he was not scared, but because he was afraid of him because of his dark face.
Ye Yaodong patted his head, "Shut up and eat."
He muttered in a low voice, "Obviously you asked me first..."
Ye Yaodong gave him a sideways glance, and he immediately started picking up the food honestly.
As soon as the meal was finished, Ye Yaodong was about to go out, but Lin Xiuqing stopped him worryingly, "Don't go to Xu Lai's house."
"knew."
Lin Xiuqing looked at his leaving back with a headache, wondering if he listened.
Ye Yaodong went to Xiaoxiao's house as soon as he came out of the house. Xiaoxiao had just finished eating at this time, and was idle and teasing his daughter.
"Why are you here again?"
"Two women from Xu Lai's family came to my house to make a fuss in the morning. They must have known from Xu Laifu that we were the ones who caught him."
"Huh? I went to your house to make a fuss." Xiao Xiao said in surprise, "I heard that the two elderly people in his house are very troublesome."
"Well, it is said that my mother kicked him out, so he didn't come to your house?"
"No, maybe I went to Fatty's? Go and have a look? By the way."
The two strolled slowly, chatting while walking.
"I reckon the meal was light yesterday, this family is too shameless."
"Isn't that right, take some time to squat at night?"
Ye Yaodong put his hands in his pockets, and agreed: "If you have this idea, anyway, if you are idle at night, you are idle."
As soon as they strolled to the turning, they saw people around the door of the fat man's house in the distance, and there was the sound of cursing. Before they got close, they saw a fat woman with a knife coming out of the house. After rushing out, a woman and an old woman were instantly as white as paper, supporting each other and fleeing, fearing that they would die if they ran too slowly.
The two looked at each other and quickened their pace. When they got closer, they heard the neighbors saying that they deserved it, and that the whole family was in a bad mood...
The fat woman with the knife was still glaring, "What an old thing, you dare to come to my place to make trouble, you won't scare them to death."
The fat man was also cursing there, saying that he had already stepped into the coffin with half his foot, so he was still uneasy? Don't come out to scold me.
"Fatty."
Ye Yaodong and Xiao Xiao squeezed into the crowd.
"Why are you here?"
"Come and take a look when you have nothing to do, just in time to see a play."
The fat man cursed and said, "That old thing doesn't stop even when he's getting old. Don't you think life is too easy? Stay at home and take care of the elderly, aren't you happy?"
"Who knows?"
"Did you go to your house?"
"I went to Dongzi's house in the morning, but not to my house."
Xiao Xiao was stunned, "Isn't it? You're really in a hurry? Crap... This old lady can really make a fuss."
Ye Yaodong was also amused, "Would you like to go home and have a look? Maybe they rushed to your house and cast a wide net. If someone's family can't stand it, they don't have the same knowledge as him and just throw away their money, then they will make a profit. "
"That can't be done, my wife is not that stupid, I can talk about other things, but asking for money is like asking for her life."
The fat man's wife patted his chest with a knife, "Let's go back to the house to eat, and I've only eaten half of the meal, so I came to the door, I'm going to die."
The fat man panicked instantly, and quickly stood up straight, stretched out his chest and retracted his abdomen, and retracted his stomach, "Ah Fang, put the knife away, don't shoot randomly, can my chest be photographed?" ? If your hands are slippery, the knife will be cut from my stomach."
She rolled her eyes, "That's right, cut off half of it, just to lose weight!"
"Let's all come in and sit down for a while," she carried the knife and walked into the house again, muttering a few more words, "The food is cold, it's so annoying, it's really disgusting."
"Shall I warm it up?"
"No, there are only a few mouthfuls of rice left, and it's good to finish cooking. It's a little easier. What's the heat? There's no need to burn firewood again. Anyway, the two children have finished eating and are at the table."
The fat man had no choice but to sit down and eat obediently.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao are very strange, they rarely come to the fat man's house, and never know that he is at home, so it looks like this? Where does the wife point to?
LOL!
Fatty also noticed the winking expressions of the two of them, and stared over, "What are you guys, Xiaoxiao, why don't you go home and take a look? Maybe you really rushed to your house in a hurry."
"It's okay, it shouldn't be so, both of them are a little old, so we have to take a break, go home to catch our breath, don't we? Besides, my mother lives in the room next to us, and my brothers and sisters also live around. They probably thought of this. No one was the first to go to my house."
"It's fine if you don't worry, Ah Guang is not at home, he is going to sea, and I don't know if he will go to their house."
"Is it really time to rush? It shouldn't be so. If you're not at home, it's useless to scold or swear at the door. Show the blind."
"The ghost of the family!" Fatty's wife couldn't help but groaned.
Ye Yaodong gave her a thumbs up, "Brilliant, the whole family is ghosts!"
The fat man said with disgust: "It's really disgusting. Next time you meet him, you'll drag him into the grass and beat him up."
"What are you waiting for next time? It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. I'll go at night."
"Or let my sister-in-law carry a pig to their door to show off her knife skills!" Xiaoxiao suggested happily.
The fat man rolled his eyes, "Don't come up with bad ideas, don't tell my wife."
"Look at it at night, no matter what, you have to go to the latrine. If you dare not come out during the day, you have to come out at night."
Fat Auntie couldn’t help reminding, “Take it easy, don’t make mistakes.”
"Don't worry, we are familiar with this business."
Sitting and chatting at Fatty's house for a long time, when he was about to go back, Fatty's father-in-law happened to bring a pile of leftover pig offal and pig bones.
The fat sister-in-law generously asked each of them to take a little back, since it was sold out anyway.
Pig viscera has a strong smell. It is still hot during the day, and only cools down in the morning and evening. The pigs killed in the early morning will not be fresh tomorrow. Anyway, their family does not eat less.
Ye Yaodong and Xiao Xiao were not polite anymore, he directly took a pork belly and liver, Xiao Xiao took a large intestine and a pig heart, tied them with straw, and the two happily carried them out.
"Do you think we should come to Fatty's place often?"
"I think so!"
"Being too fat is not good for your health. It's time for the couple to lose weight. As brothers, we have to come to help them share this trouble from time to time."
Ye Yaodong laughed and scolded: "Shameless, I have to look at you!"
"Health can lead to longevity, I am thinking of him, hahaha~"
"Why didn't you talk about it in the room just now?"
"I'm going to say it the next time I come to the door!"
(end of this chapter)