Chapter 15 hit the mold
Uncle Ye gave Ye Yaodong a hard look before stepping into the threshold, and got his neck stuck in the morning, he still remembers it!
After the two entered the room, Ye Yaodong and Ye Yaohua followed closely behind.
The women in the family were clearing the table and washing the dishes. Father Ye was holding a waterpipe, intending to take a couple of puffs after dinner, when he saw his two brothers coming again.
Uncle Ye and Uncle Ye walked towards the old lady as soon as they arrived, and called the old lady first with one voice, "Mother!"
"Well, have you eaten yet?"
"Eat, mother also eat?"
"Um."
Ye Yaodong rolled his eyes from the side, and asked knowingly, the way people in their country ask questions starts with 'Have you eaten', which is really strange, and it is the same in any age.
Er Uncle Ye took a look at Uncle Ye, and Uncle Ye coughed dryly and said, "Mother, we came here this morning. Seeing that you are not here, we thought about coming again."
"Did you come to see me specially?" the old lady asked knowingly.
"Ah, no, ah yes..."
Before he said it, he lost his position. It was not easy to use as a gun, so Ye Erbo simply said it by himself.
"It's like this mother, didn't the third one just catch a large yellow croaker and sell it for more than a thousand? The boat was left by my father, and it was distributed to the third child at that time, and he repaired it. Although he took advantage of it, We didn't have the nerve to ask him to take it out."
"But the children in the family are all grown up, and the house is not enough to live in. We want to borrow 300 yuan from the third one to build two houses for the children in the family. Look..."
The old lady frowned, turned sideways, and put her ears close, "Ah? What are you talking about? I'm deaf, please speak up!"
"Hahaha~"
Ye Yaodong couldn't help laughing, the old lady is really interesting, she usually has good ears and eyes, but now she's deaf?
The old lady secretly gave him a reproachful look.
Ye Erbo was also embarrassed by his laugh, the old lady is deaf and they don't know?
Father Ye put down the hookah and said helplessly: "You came to ask for money in the morning, but now you have discussed it and borrowed it. Why don't you give up? I have three sons in my family, and they all squeeze into a room with four or five people. Sleeping in a bed, I have to build a house and divide the family, where can I borrow you money!"
"Then you borrow a little less, and we will add a little more, third child, the number of grandchildren in our family is much larger than the number of yours..."
"Could it be that my grandson won't grow up?"
"You don't have a boat anymore. Fishing by yourself is better than us making money as a boatman."
"How can you be so stable when you depend on the sky? Your two sons are separated, so you don't need to worry about where your grandson will live. Just worry about your son. You just have to live in your own place."
The words were all blocked by Father Ye, what else could Uncle Ye say.
Uncle Ye did not give up, he said to the old lady who was pretending to be deaf and dumb: "Mother, can we rent this boat from the third child for thirty days a month, and my second brother and I will rent it for ten days. Can you see it?"
"I'm deaf, you should discuss it with your third brother!"
Ye Yaodong smiled and put his arms around the old lady's shoulders and said: "My grandma is getting old, don't upset her, it is impossible to rent a boat, if it is damaged, who will be to blame? Although it is an old boat, it is still our family's treasure. , don’t make up your mind, we’ve only just sailed out to sea once.”
Hearing what he said, Ye Laoer suddenly had thoughts, and a little retreated.
Yeah, this is an old ship. After repairing it, who knows if it will last. If it breaks near the pier, it can be returned, and no matter how bad it is, it can be swam back. If it breaks when it goes out to sea...
Just thinking about it makes his hair stand on end.
He tugged at Uncle Ye who was still about to speak, "Forget it, don't rent a boat, let's find other ways to solve the family's difficulties."
"We are not outsiders, we will definitely take good care of it."
"No, this ship is an old ship. Who knows if it will be damaged after it is repaired. It's okay on the shore, just in case..."
Seeing that Uncle Ye didn't listen to persuasion, Uncle Ye said his association implicitly, but he didn't expect Uncle Ye to be so thoughtless that he picked up the conversation and yelled out.
"If it breaks down after driving out, it's not going back..."
"I'm bah bah bah, you crow's mouth, curse me, brother, you want to make me miserable like this!" Father Ye jumped up angrily when he heard what they said, and wanted to throw the pipe at him.
Mother Ye also said angrily: "I'm sorry, I'm a brother after all. Is it possible to borrow money and curse our family so viciously?"
Ye Yaopeng was also furious, stopped calling Uncle and Uncle, pointed at them and questioned, "How can we be sorry to you, you don't wish us well so much, you still curse us..."
"No, I didn't... I didn't mean that..." Uncle Ye also came back to his senses and said something, and quickly slapped his mouth twice, wanting to explain.
Erbo Ye also quickly explained, "We didn't mean that, we are all a family, how could we curse you..."
Ye Yaodong's face was also blackened, and just after he fell into the sea, the two of them cursed their family again, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah bah, our family will definitely be smooth sailing and make a fortune! Hurry up, both of you!" Get out, you are not welcome here, if you don’t leave, I will use a broom to blast you out, don’t blame it for being ugly!”
"No, we really didn't mean that..."
The daughters-in-law of the family were also very annoyed, and they also said angrily one after another.
"Aren't you going to miss our family? If you don't borrow your money or rent your boat, you will curse us?"
"They are all from my own family, why are they so poisonous and have such bad intentions!"
"How can we be sorry for you, if you want to curse our family like this, you can't lose your conscience..."
Uncle Ye and Uncle Ye were like stabbing a hornet's nest, being questioned by a group of people, unable to argue, and those who were wronged could only keep apologizing.
"Okay! You are so old, why are you still so thoughtless when you talk? We seaside people, can we say such bad things? It's my brother!" The old lady patted the table and stared seriously. Looking at the two brothers.
Immediately afterwards, he said a few more sentences, "Bodhisattva bless... Mazu bless... don't blame me..."
The elderly believe in evil the most, how can they allow their family members to say such unlucky words, and they still say it to their brothers.
Uncle Ye and Uncle Ye also panicked, "Mother, we didn't think so, how could we curse the third child, we are brothers, and we can't curse him like that if there is a big conflict, it's just a matter of hurrying to talk Together, we really didn't think so."
"I know that you have no brains, but you are a little more careful, but you can't be too greedy, too calculating, and you will be rewarded if you have a kind heart. Go back, and don't worry about things that don't belong to you."
"Hey!"
Uncle Ye and Uncle Ye hurried away as if he had been pardoned, not daring to stay any longer.
(end of this chapter)