Chapter 929 Chapter 929: Brother and nephew, you died miserably [please vote]
In the end, Fourth Uncle Lin could only hold back one sentence: "It's good that Shaobai can see things openly. This is what your teacher hoped before he died."
Fang Yan is thinking about another thing.
“How should Mr. Jimo’s body be placed?”
Uncle Lin: "I heard that all of their family members are cremated."
Without waiting for Fang Yan to answer anything, Shao Chong had already stood up and was about to collect firewood: "Shao Bai, I'll help you, it will definitely be enough to burn!"
The expressions of Fourth Uncle Lin and Fang Yan were twisted.
What does "burning enough" mean? ? ?
Just when Fang Yan was worried that Shisan would be beaten violently by Jimo Qiu, the latter just shook his head calmly: "Cremation doesn't have to be so troublesome, and cremation doesn't use fire."
Shao Chong was confused: "Cremation without fire?"
Jimoqiu shows the orthodox cremation techniques of the Gongxi people on site. He raised his hand to summon a wooden staff, and as the wooden staff touched the ground, a circle of complicated and mysterious lines bloomed under Jimo Yu's body. With a pop, it turned into emerald green flames and enveloped it.
When the flames dissipated, only a seed the size of a longan was left. It floated up and down in the air, circled Jimoqiu three times, and drifted reluctantly to the gate of the underground palace.
Jimo Qiu stepped forward and asked the seeds: "Want to plant them here?"
The seed didn’t respond, but it didn’t move any further.
Jimo Qiu understood what the other party meant.
Digging a hole under the relief of the gate, letting the seeds lie in it, and in just a few breaths, sprouts broke through the soil.
The seeds of the great transformation of living people are still sprouting!
Watching all this, Fang Yan and his two pupils were shocked.
Shao Chong, who came closer, looked at the buds that stopped growing as soon as they broke through the soil, and thought: "Shao Bai, I heard from my neighbor Black Dog Brother that children's urine can fertilize the soil and make the crops... wu wu wu..."
The rest of the words were tightly covered by Fang Yan and he couldn't spit them out.
Fang Yan had the intention of strangling him to death.
Jim Moqiu has just lost a close relative, and this **** wants to pee on his teacher’s grave. Jimo Yu has a spirit in the sky, why don’t he blow his beard and glare? Just as he was thinking about how to remedy it, there was a burst of warmth in his palm, and he retracted his hand as if he was electrocuted, with a look of horror.
“Thirteen! Who taught you to do this?”
Shao Chong didn't realize what he had done at all, and said proudly: "Brother Black Dog, the neighbor, and Sister Chunniu in front of me also covered his mouth. He relied on this move to defeat the opponent without a fight!"
I don’t know since when, Sixth Brother lost his previous gentleness and patience towards him, and he got angry at every turn. When he got angry, he would either slap him on the head or suddenly cover his mouth with his hand. He learned from Brother Black Dog and tried it, and the exclusive secret method really worked!
Fang Yan's face looked like an overturned palette.
He gritted his teeth and said, "I told you not to hang out with these people. He's flirting with his sister. What the **** do you know?"
Shaochong actually learned to spit into his palm.
Fang Yan, who was becoming more and more mysophobic, felt uncomfortable all over.
He still felt nauseous after wiping it back and forth with the handkerchief dozens of times. In the end, Fourth Uncle Lin handed him a water bag to relieve his discomfort. Jimo Qiu looked at the two of them and explained, "Brother Black Dog lied to you. Children's urine will not make fertile soil, and may even burn the seedlings to death."
Sishu Lin: “…”
Why does this sound wrong?
If a child's urine can fertilize soil, does this boy really want to give his teacher a dip? Or indulge in less rush and send a bubble?
Haha, if Jimo Yu knew that his apprentice would be so "filial" when he opened his wisdom aperture, I wonder how he would feel?
Looking at the buds nestling next to the gate of the underground palace, Fourth Uncle Lin wondered in his heart what kind of monster the Gongxi tribe was, and asked Jimo Qiu: "How to deal with this body?"
He refers to the old man who was angry to death by Jimo Yu.
The other person was the first twenty-level Chehou that Fourth Uncle Lin had ever seen in his life, and he was also the one who died in the most painful way he knew.
The other twenty Chehous all died violently, but the one in front of him died quietly and in an aggrieved manner. I was tricked by someone, and I spent my whole life working hard to make wedding clothes for others, and I was **** to death. Was the body buried, or...
Jimo Qiu raised his hand and waved the wind.
The old man’s body seemed to be squeezed inwards by something.
Bang, like fireworks exploding.
Following his palm movements, Jimo Qiu used the flesh and blood that had been crushed finely and evenly as nutrients and buried it near the buds.
Uncle Lin: "...is this considered sleeping together?"
No one responded to his complaints.
The old man has a deep connection with the King of Qi's royal family. He suddenly disappeared. It won't take long for the latter to find out: "...the border of Qi Kingdom has not been stable in the past two years. It is not suitable to stay here for a long time. We have to leave before the King of Qi's family finds out that the person is dead. country."
Fang Yan nodded: "Go back and pack your luggage."
They don’t have much possessions, and it only takes two days to clean them up.
Chao Lian came back from work and heard the news. He took the time to go to the government office to collect his salary and prepared enough dry food for the road.
“Where are we going now? Back to the northwest?”
Uncle Lin shook his head: "I can't go back for the time being."
As he spoke, he looked at Jimo Qiu: "Shaobai received that person's [Daigo Initiation], and his realm has been raised by two levels. The parts that have not yet been absorbed are blocked in the meridians and elixirs. If you want to find a way to speed up, what will happen to you in the future?" Even tough enemies are not afraid.”
Only then can he truly feel at ease returning to the Lin family.
Before this, I was still worried about Jimo Qiu being alone.
“Why are you only in second class?”
Chao Lian didn’t know Jimo Qiu’s true level, but judging from his age, he shouldn’t be too high. Compared with the [Enlightenment of Enlightenment] achieved by the twenty-first-class Chehou, this progress is equivalent to investing hundreds of millions in wealth but only getting back a few million, and even losing money.
"Shaobai's situation is different from the ordinary [Daigo Enlightenment]. The latter builds a high-rise building from the ground, but this one is to build on the original high-rise building..." These are just his speculations, which are not clear, but he believes that the old man Jimo Yu Nothing will harm Jimo Qiu, "Shaobai, do you have any specific plans?"
Jimo Qiu's wisdom has just begun to open up, and everything he sees feels novel.
Suddenly being named by Fourth Uncle Lin, he could only shake his head.
“Fourth uncle, I don’t know…”
Chao Lian rubbed his wrist, grabbed Jimo Qiu's shoulder, and said: "Isn't this easy? Just hit him more! Which martial artist doesn't grow up in actual combat? I'll test your depth first, and then let you go later. Thirteen will fight you..."
Of course, the premise is to prohibit the high priest's means.
Otherwise Shaochong wouldn’t have been so defeated that he couldn’t stand up?
A quarter of an hour later—
Chao Lian looked at the valley that was blasted out with fear, and solemnly pulled Shao Chong behind him: "Hit others."
A Taoist friend who is dead will be a poor Taoist if he is not dead.
A group of five people left on the seventh day of the founding of the People's Republic of China.
An uninvited guest appeared in the deserted bamboo house in the mountains. This person was dressed in an alien style, wearing a smart outfit, and his black hair was tied into many small braids at the back of his head. He walked around the bamboo house several times and finally found the entrance that had been deliberately hidden.
The young man jumped down without any hesitation.
What frightened him was that the door to the underground palace at the end of the road was actually open! He strode into the underground palace with a solemn look, took half a step and then stepped back. He bent down and stared at the green plants beside the underground palace door for a long time, his eyes narrowed dangerously.
There was a vague murderous aura surrounding the young man.
This plant is very familiar to him.
The whole continent only appears in the Gongxi tribe.
reached a conclusion-
Not long before he arrived, members of the Gongxi clan also came here. The old monster who was trapped here discovered the clues. The latter saw through this century-old scam, and became angry and killed people. Apart from him, the only remaining members of the Gongxi tribe who were living outside were his eldest brother and his nephew. Which one of them is the one whose bones are buried here? This speculation made him pale. The young man fell to his knees with a plop.
"Brother, nephew...I'm late..."
This is the closest he has been to a blood relative in five years.
Just a few days apart, heaven and earth are separated forever!
The young man knelt beside the gate, his eyes red with tears as he looked at the arm-length plant. The air around him was infected, filled with an aura of sadness and depression.
When he thought about the despair and helplessness of the other party when he died, the young man felt deeper sadness in his heart, and tears gathered on his chin along his face.
The drops fell on the leaves of the plants.
One piece, two pieces, three pieces…
Just when the fourth one was about to fall, the leaves of the plant obviously turned to the side, but the young man who was wiping his tears did not notice it.
It's okay to notice it. He has also seen plants with stronger tempers. Not only have I seen him before, I have also been hung up and whipped by him.
"Brother, nephew... no matter which one of you it is, the younger brother/second uncle will definitely avenge you!" The young man swore a poisonous oath on the plants, and found some pieces of clothing that were suspected of being the eldest brother/nephew in the underground palace. , carry it in your arms and prepare to take it out, return to the clan to build a tomb, which can be considered as a fallen leaf returning to its roots. As for the plants by the door? It cannot be transplanted.
The young man stayed in the underground palace for a quarter of an hour.
In memory of my eldest brother/nephew who died young.
He was worried that his traces would be discovered by the old monster who had been trapped here for more than a hundred years, so he had to leave cruelly. Before leaving, he used local materials to build a tombstone. He was also afraid that the tombstone would reveal the fact that he had been here, so he hid the tombstone. hidden.
“If I have a chance, I will come see you again.”
After setting up a simple tombstone, the young man left cruelly.
Another month, young people passed through an important town.
Sitting down to drink tea and rest, I heard a few people whispering something in the tea shop. They were chattering, making the young man's already irritable mood worse. He put the tea bowl down hard.
The guest heard the noise and looked over.
Seeing that the young man was tall and tall, and seeing the courageous tiger talisman hanging on his waist, the courage to scold the outsiders disappeared instantly, replaced by a humble smile to please. The young man continued to drink tea under his anger, and heard another table talking about the same thing. It's just that their voices are undisguised, making people even more upset. The young man was about to give a warning look, until—
He heard familiar surnames from several people.
“Who do you think that person is? What is his name?”
The guest hesitated: "No, I don't know..."
The young man was angry: "That's not what you just said!"
He was sure he heard something from "Jimo".
However, people like these in the tea shop are also talking about gossip, and the content is mostly hearsay. Instead of asking them, it is better to go to the person involved and ask clearly. The young man did what he said, leaving a few tea money behind, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Leaving everyone looking at each other.
Until someone whispered: "Is he looking for death?"
Everyone woke up from a dream and dispersed like birds and beasts.
They were talking about a lively event that happened recently!
This matter must start with the local county magistrate.
This place is the fiefdom obtained by the opponent in exchange for military exploits, and he was ordered to garrison here. He has no other hobbies, he just likes to use martial arts to make friends, make friends with heroes from all over the world, and even let those who can defeat him get everything from him. If he was just a brave warrior fighting alone, he would have been beaten by others long ago, but he has a heavy army in his hands, how can any stupid person dare to attack him without hesitation?
Haha, a stupid young man came here not long ago.
The other party heard that the county marquis was famous and came specially to teach him.
“What’s the result?” The young man went on a rampage, grabbed the middle-aged military general who was recovering from his injuries on the couch, and asked, “Speak quickly!”
The county prince, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, looked even more wonderful when he saw the young man's face. I wanted to call someone, but my neck fell into the other person's hands. This person can definitely crush his neck before the guards take action!
"This general lost..."
When I said these words, my face was full of humiliation!
The young man said nonchalantly: "Of course I know you lost. I'm asking you, what did he do after he won?"
What is the other person’s name and where has he gone?
The county prince's personal guards surrounded the place, but the young man was not afraid at all. The power he looked down on the world reminded the county prince of that humiliating afternoon. He closed his eyes and said in despair: "Shu Zi is hateful, he, he wants to take away my personal clothes!"
Youth: “…”
He was so shocked that he almost let go of his hands: "Huh?"
Having to tell the truth in front of all the guards was more painful for him than killing him. He broke the jar and smashed it: "Shuzi is extremely hateful. He covets me and robs me of my personal clothes!"
Young people feel that their cerebellum is shrinking.
murmured and asked: “What kind of underwear?”
The county princes almost burst into tears: "Dude..."
That day, when he returned from hunting, he encountered a challenge.
Seeing his raw appearance, the county magistrate asked with a smile: "Are you going to compete with me?" Is it a fight to the death or a fight to the death? 】
He was sure that the other party coveted his wealth.
Haha, a newborn calf is really not afraid of tigers!
The visitor said: [Everything is fine. 】
The county magistrate had drunk wine and was slightly tipsy.
Seeing that the person who came was not sure about life or death, he said: "How about a fight to the death?" 】
Fight to the death, fight to the death!
The visitor nodded and said, "Okay!" 】
The result was a huge defeat for the county princes, a huge defeat without any doubt.
He was drunk, the county prince was not clear-headed, and he wanted to die out of shame and anger, but the other party didn't want his head. The county prince was even more sad and angry, looking for death and life. The man helplessly said: "In ancient times, hair was used to replace the head. Why don't you give me something to replace it?" 】
The young man who was traveling with the visitor nodded in agreement.
【Yes, yes, yes, it needs to be close-fitting! 】
The county prince's drunkenness has dissipated a little, and his mind has sobered up.
Hurry and agreed.
But soon, he would rather still be drunk.
What he encountered was a pervert!
The young man interrupted him: "No need to say anything."
The personal belongings still start with "calf", so that's probably it. The young man looked at the county lord, his facial features almost twisted into a ball: "So, did you give it to me? The old one?"
The county magistrate wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground.
"new."
That thing also has his autograph and the Wu Daring Tiger Talisman seal. Those two damned little beasts are simply not human!
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Soon they will kick Gong Xiqiu and Tang Mei in the face.
(End of this chapter)